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Give me 10 reasons not to eat raw chicken.

>> No.10384695

Salmonelly

>> No.10384703

>>10384693
That much flavour will ruin all other cuisine ananomoose

>> No.10384713

its fockin joocy m8

>> No.10384728

>>10384693
it will make you choke your son

>> No.10384768
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>>10384693
It stings the eyeballs.

>> No.10384777

1)your like a little baby to me
2)never put your hands on a woman
3)time to come in close
4)your wife is the breadwinner
5)you can finish it off in the microwave
6)look how juicy that is
7)F as in Frank
8)it's good friday not good lieday
9)smoke it in a gorilla grill like it's some devil's lettuce trust me you're going to love it
10)you will get shit if you don't follow the USDA guidelines

>> No.10384802

I don't know I guess the protein isn't as well absorbed as if you cook it

>> No.10384951

no, i'm not in charge of your sad autistic life.

>> No.10385000

>>10384693
None
Go for it, enjoy your chicken done as you like.

>> No.10385011

>>10384951
Huh?

>> No.10385145

>>10384693
>frog poster
I can't think of any, bon appetit!

>> No.10385987

>>10384768

Is it me or have his eyes never fully recovered since?

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>>10384777
You forgot "your opinion is not part of the recipe"

>> No.10387145
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10387145

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

Let's all take a minute to embrace Jack Jr's blossoming rap career.

>> No.10387169

>>10387096
oh damn, would have been a juicy one

>> No.10387193

>>10387145
I can't get through this

>> No.10387244

>>10387145
stopwhiteboys2k18

>> No.10387251

>>10387193
Same, lasted about 3 seconds

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>>10387244
>Jack
>White

>> No.10387424

>>10387145
Unironically not bad
Praise Jesus, okay?

>> No.10387429

>>10384693
Just do it. Medium rare or bust.

>> No.10387442

Lay it over your eyes and open wounds for a few hours and find out

>> No.10387540

>>10387193
Can't get enough of this.
Fify.

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>>10384693
DON'T DO IT OP, YOU'LL DIE

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10387788

This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.

>> No.10387815

>>10384693
typical peanut butter poster

>> No.10387851
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>>10387145

>God Driven Records

>> No.10387857

Chewy. Moist.

>> No.10387862

Do it OP, you'll die!

>> No.10388057

>>10387851
dropping some blessed rhymes, know what I'm saying?

>> No.10388088

>>10384693
You'll turn into ja/ck/

>> No.10388092

>>10384695
He said chicken not salmon.

>> No.10388104

Why the fuck would u want to eat chicken raw in the first place?

>> No.10388113

>>10384693
its tasty

>> No.10388119

>>10388104
rare* chicken

>> No.10388128

>>10388119
Wrong. Look again

>> No.10388142

>>10384768
>>10385987

whats the context

>> No.10388157

>>10388104
for youtube views and subscriptions

>> No.10388186

>>10388142
Jack got pinkeye so someone in the youtube comments told him to rub chili in his eye to make it better. Jack took the advice to heart and did it on video.

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>>10388104

>> No.10388249

>>10388186
Which video

>> No.10388301

>>10388249
I had a webm of it but I can't find it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q

>> No.10388563

>>10388301
the day ja/ck/ dies of food poisoning will be a sad day indeed

>> No.10388589

>>10387260
no, not jack white, but jack jr.

>> No.10388659

>>10387145
Nice fake black person accent

>> No.10388775

>>10388092
It's Chickenella then