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Rekt

>> No.10371587

>>10371578
Tell me how much Jew Yorkers pay for a couple pickles and deli meat like that? $25?

>> No.10371598
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10371598

>>10371587
Yeah. This is a sample of the menu from that restaurant in the tweet.

>> No.10371603

>>10371578
I;m guessing 14$

>> No.10371605

>>10371598
>black Angus brisket
What self respecting smokehouse would advertise black Angus likes it's special?

>> No.10371606

Lol

New Yorkers are dumb and so are Texans

>> No.10371613

The greatest offender other than the prices is that it doesn't list how many hours shit was smoked for.

>> No.10371624

>>10371603
No bro. It'd be like $6 anywhere in the real world. City folk, think they're better. So times 4. 25 bucks.

>> No.10371630

Lol wtf is that, why is the beer served in a jar? Why would anyone buy this? Why dont people just buy pickles, meat, bread and a few beers for 20 quid from the shop and start cooking and serving it up on the street for 25 quid a pop?

>> No.10371638

Does NYC do anything well besides launder money?

>> No.10371640

>>10371605
one that realizes marketing is a thing that makes you money

>> No.10371643

>>10371624
>flyover backwater cousin fucking irrelevant land
>"the real world"

yeah okay pardner

>> No.10371649
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10371649

>>10371630
Soy boys drink from mason jars for some reason

>> No.10371662

>>10371578
>fly over sells brisket
>NYC sells brisket
>fly over sells brisket
New Yorkers: Brooklyn bbq is taking over the world.

>> No.10372334

>>10371598
This is kind of strange to read. It's like a craft beer menu or something. In my southern state, any good BBQ place would be way cheaper, and it would just be assumed that they made their own seasonings and sauces and used a special kind of wood.

>> No.10372338

>>10371649
Fuck, I do that because it's cheap and convenient. Why do they have to ruin everything

>> No.10372345

>>10372338
They're accommodating southern culture. Soon enough they'll be owning slaves and using chewing gum tobacco ironically

>> No.10372351

>>10372334
Note that only one says it's slow-smoked. Meaning all of the other ones are probably completely half-assed

>> No.10372476

>>10371643
> multiracial crime riddled shithole where the economy is based on playing it as opposed to actually producing something of value
Tell me more about it when after you white flight out of there like a good little useful idiot.

>> No.10372563
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>>10371643
reminder that once cost of living and tax rates are accounted for jew porkers are poor as shit

thanks for artificially jacking up your income so we get more federal tax dollars though :)

>> No.10372569

I have many favorite dishes. But most of them I like Japanese cuisine. It is tasty and useful food our body. As I am a sportsman and running every morning , I often took easy snacks in special containers for food which I found here https://allinpackaging.co.uk/food-packag...ontainers/ This containers for food are easy in use and made from environmentally clean materials.

>> No.10372577
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>>10372476
>>10372563
>"Flyover"
>YEAH WELL YOU GUYS HAVE A SHIT CRIME RATE AND ECONOMY AND YOUR STREETS ARE DIRTY HAHAHA HOW ARE THE FUCKING NIGGERS OVERRUNNING YOUR CITIES HAHA LOOK AT THESE GRAPHS COASTIES BTFO GO BACK TO YOUR BIG CIDDY PRISON LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10372712

>>10372577
>doesn't have any counter arguments, just points out that they're mad
Good job city slicker

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>>10372712

>> No.10372753

>Yankees appropriated mason jars
wow
i'm actually a little upset

>> No.10372781
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>>10372729
>still no argument
I can also post pictures of people

>> No.10372788

>>10372345
>owning slaves ironically
Kek

>> No.10372806

>>10371630
>buy pickles, meat, bread and a few beers for 20 quid from the shop and start cooking

Well there is that part about slow smoking. I have a hundred acres and a masonry smoker. Two things the average renter will never have.

>> No.10372807

>>10372345
Hipsters are the last bastion of white identity.

>> No.10372825

>>10372577
>>10372712
Ladies ladies please, ALL of America is a shithole.

>> No.10372827

>>10372781
>that pic

made me think back to when pure bandwagon caused /pol/ sheep to collectively and violently have an embarrassing childish fit over a single commercial

was pure cringe desu

>> No.10372834

>>10372807
no, your boss is the last bastion of white identity

>> No.10372876

>>10372351
Wtf. And "smoked in house"? In any Arkansas BBQ joint you know that's what the giant grimy metal contraption out back is for.

>> No.10372888

>>10372827
in my defense almost every commercial pisses me off

>> No.10372889

>>10372876
It's all marketing. These Brooklynite sons of bitches would never know that the shittier looking the barbecue restaurant, the better the food.

>> No.10372902

>>10372888
They usually call that mental illness anon

>> No.10372904

>>10372827
>a single commercial
Far be it from me to defend /pol/ but I think their issue with it is that this kind of effeminate male is becoming normalised. It's exactly because it's NOT just that one commercial.

>> No.10372943

Here in London the 'American BBQ' places are all fucking cringeworthy. They go all out trying to make the places feel rustic/American whilst charging exorbitant prices for fussy plates of bullshit. Have yet to find one that doesn't anger me in some way.

I miss home (but only for BBQ, the US is fucking shit otherwise).

>> No.10372960

>>10371649
It's a hipster thing. They think it's cute but here in the south it's just cheap and convenient. Most of us has have lots of jar goods...pickles, chowchow, relish, ect

>> No.10372966

>>10371578
Wheres the rest of it?

>> No.10372985

>>10371643
How'd it feel losing the election to the flyover states?

>> No.10373000

>>10371578
Fucking Hawaiian sweet rolls?

>> No.10373002

>>10371578
>why is this trend from an incredibly rich and influential city getting copied everywhere
huh
i wonder

>> No.10373004

>>10372943
Enjoy going to jail for a mean tweet one day faggot

>> No.10373005

>>10372753
Well we kicked your ass south of the mason-dixon line so we kept the mason and gave you the dick, son.

>> No.10373017

>>10371578
Ratto a shit, but that's pretty fucking funny, I'll give him that.

>> No.10373032

>>10373004
He says mere weeks after entire boards were frozen so the FBI could track down the IP addresses of the people who told some/r9k/ robot to kill himself on livestream

>> No.10373046

It’s funny watching non southern shitskins like nikki Haley and ted Cruz act southern

>> No.10373061

>>10373032
> w-whiter than you

>> No.10373076

>>10373017
I joined in with the rat memes and all that during the election, but looking back at the guy, especially after seeing him on Crowder a few times, he actually seems like a pretty alright dude. I'm thinking he'd have made a good POTUS, but he would never have beat Hillary so it doesn't matter.

>> No.10373108

>>10371598
>30 dollars a pound

Nani

>> No.10373113

>>10371578
>beer served in a mason jar
STOP

>> No.10373117

>>10371578

there is a lot people iss in this

one, the pic is laughably sparse/bad , but that doesnt make it indicitive of the food.....since ost bbq places tend to have the customer a la carte what they want this pic could have happened just about any where where someone ordered a tiny amount of shit

two, the price, fuck yeah is not as cheap as a shack out in tennessee or georgia....the rent in nyc is beyond absurd and the overhead for a nyc restaurant is waaaay more than for your standard bbq restaurant, so they have to charge a bit more to cover that and to make it worth it they are likely buying a better(more expensive per pound) meat.....and i tend to think that this has a big downside, i think some foods are best when its in context, afordable, and utility food teritory and when you drag it to somehwere else and by nesecity jack up the cost you loose something....but on paper the price that a brooklyn bbq will charge is honestly probobly pretty acurate

three, the reason hipsters in non american metros are copycatting brooklyn spots like this is becuase its easier to copy cat....its not as fixed style, its a looser and more open interpritation (you dont have to buy into all the various local traditions, local specific product or woods, andbible thumping levels of done this way or wrong fanaticism)

>> No.10373116

>>10373076
It's funny how he's the only republican whose gonna come out smelling like roses after Trumps term is over since he refused to endorse Trump even at the RNC when he conceded, nearly prompting fist fights

>> No.10373133

>>10373117
it's probably just an arranged picture and not indicative of an actual plate, yes

>> No.10373178

the funniest thing about all of this is that bbq people are uniting to hate this, having never had it, but spend most of the rest of the time at each others throats about how they belong to the one true style of bbq and every other style is shit...its like watching jews , muslims, and orthodox christians in israel unite to shit on a gay pride parade....wheres the self awareness

>> No.10373196

>>10372338
They specifically buy overpriced mason jars to drink from, not reusing jars.

>> No.10373228
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10373228

Blue states (cali, new york, etc.) can get away with this because all the budget goes not just into advertising, but strangling the MSM.

If every commercial, show and news source tells you NYC barbecue is the best, it is the best. It will be (((academically determined))) to be the best. Every pleb who doesn't even eat barbecue, and never will, will parrot "NYC barbecue is the best." It will be the best on Wikipedia, in the encyclopedias, so on and so forth. It truly won't matter that when you arrive they serve you three strips of bacon on a paper towel; anyone who even THINKS of bringing that up publicly will be shamed, kicked out of their jobs, thrown from their community and their kids will suffer mysterious accidents.

This is how it's always worked and always will.

>> No.10373234

Europoor who went to New York some months ago here, Brooklyn was literally the shittiest place I have been to, and I've traveled extensively in former soviet shitholes.

>> No.10373245

>>10371640
>>10371640
>respect isn't earned it's sold.

in NY anyway..

>> No.10373266

What even are flyover states? Every state that isn't cali or NY?

>> No.10373273
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10373273

>>10373266
correct
a califaggot once told me my state is flyover, and i love in florida

>> No.10373281

>some shite looking pulled pork, 2 pickles and 2 buns
>that'll be 30 dollars, plus tip

>> No.10373283

>>10373196
OK, so drinking from Walmart salsa jars is still cool? Got it

>> No.10373285

>>10373228
enjoy schizophrenia with 35

>> No.10373293

>>10373285
plus tip

>> No.10373321

>>10372943
There are pubs which do bbq decently but yeah the dedicated restaurants are bullshit. I particularly hate bodeans

>> No.10373329

>>10371649
Me mum did that and so do I

>> No.10373389

>>10372904
Stop thinking so hard, what are you a fucking nazi?

>> No.10373396

>>10373281
>>some shite looking pulled pork
are you referring to OP's pic?

>> No.10373398

>>10373283
No, drinking from the jars you used to can chili or pickles last year is. A jar of shine that you found while walking through the woods is also good.

>> No.10373453

>>10373281
>pulled pork
Are you European or just retarded?

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>>10371598
>they even list to the poundage to tell you how badly they're fucking you

>> No.10373479

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK TRUMP!

>> No.10373481

>>10371598
>this menu was smoked in house and coated with our house made dry rub blend

>> No.10373483

There's not even a smoke ring on that. It looks dry and greasy at the same time with a fucking hawaiian roll from the bag. Jesus christ jews should just quit now before the south rises again for this shit.

>> No.10373528

>>10371606
And so are you

>> No.10373536

>>10373483
Oh there's a smoke ring on there. You just have to pull some CSI shit to see it.

Makes me feel better about the set up in my yard though. Might not be pretty, but it works.

>> No.10373589

>>10371649
Cause it's so /rustic/

>> No.10373596

>>10371578
I've been to several "Travel Channel" type barbecue places here in the US, Mission BBQ shits all over them. Better food all around, and good, fast service.

>> No.10373654

>>10371598
>ribs by the lb instead of half-rack/rack

top kek that's ultimate jew

>> No.10373709

>>10372985
>retards who lost their job to a robotic arm voted in a reality TV star/con artist to inch us closer to World War 3 than we have been for 30 years because they read on freedomeagletruth.net that Hillary Clinton is going to use their tax money to abort straight babies and turn their surviving kids gay using frog hormones

Feels great.

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>>10373709
>closer to ww3 than we have been for 30 years

>> No.10373824

>>10373709

>retards who lost their job to a robotic arm

see, you think it was all that other stuff, but you brain dead leftist zombies don't understand that this is why you lost. you have nothing but contempt for your country and your people, and we can tell.

personally, i can't wait for the war to kick off so we can get rid of you :^)

>> No.10373827

>>10371578
Ted is on point here. That shit looks powerful weak and probably costs $50.

>> No.10373832

>>10372889
I wish I could remember who said "The places with a pig in an apron happily stuffing his face with pork BBQ are the places to eat."

>> No.10373836

>>10372827
>laugh at soyboy in an ad for Obama care
>throwing a fit
Are you resetera, retarded, intentionally intellectually dishonest, willfully ignorant, or all of the above?

>> No.10373849

>>10373005
No, YOU didn't kick anybody's ass anywhere.
Stop taking pride in something other people did because you happen to live on the same landmass as them.

>> No.10373852

>>10373596
pretty much, Mission BBQ is legit
Ridiculously over-the-top atmosphere but the food is good and served quickly. I have a few local BBQ restaurants that are a bit better but easily 30-40% more expensive and the waitresses nearly always reek of cigarette smoke.

>> No.10373856

>>10371606
>the alcoholic furfag judging anyone else.

>> No.10373859

>>10373836
>bringing /vpol/ shit into ck
pls go

>> No.10373860

>>10373781
>HP Camera
>Calling anybody else cringy

>> No.10373920

>>10373859
>/vpol/
Yup, reset era confirmed. Don't project friend.

>> No.10373959

>>10373824
"My people" aren't tasteless cousin fucking flyover. Maybe empty promises and catchy chants are enough to satiate you rodeo and bible types, but I live somewhere that has a functional education system.

But hey...don't worry, the Carrier plant only outsourced like 3/4 of their jobs!

>> No.10373970

>>10373824
>i can't wait for the war to kick off so we can get rid of you
How will you retards secede? Will every trailer park across the south declare independence?
Or do you think a certain group of states will?
Explain your wild fantasies.

>> No.10374009

>>10373959
>haha you lost your job! retard!
Compassion is something that goes a long way

>> No.10374017

>>10374009
So does admitting you were wrong.

>> No.10374019

>>10374017
What was I wrong about again?

>> No.10374030

>>10371649
Why is he trying to drink with the lid on?

>> No.10374041

>>10374019
nothing, yet. watch yer tone, kid.

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>> No.10374058

>>10373709
But new york and la promote worthless gender poly sci degrees while red states promote practical ones

>> No.10374064

>>10373709
>TFW we're less close to a war with Russia than we were during the latter years of Obama's presidency and North Korea is finally getting sorted out.

Feels pretty good.

>> No.10374077

>>10373970

nah, none of that. the leftist pigs and their brown pets will cross the line someday soon, the bubble will burst and we'll just shoot you where you stand.

don't forget to give up your guns, guns are for stupid rednecks only :^)

>> No.10374084

>>10374017

>So does admitting you were wrong.
>he says, without a hint of irony

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10374091

>>10373959
>Unironically being proud you love in portland, ny, or la

>> No.10374093
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>>10374064
Both thanks to Obama, just taking effect now of course

>> No.10374096

>>10374084
you can detect irony from text alone? why are you wasting your time here? :^)

>> No.10374097

>>10374058
red states promote dropping out of school because higher education is for soyboy liberal cucks, then getting a job that is automated or outsourced six months later
>>10374064
nigga please, north korea is only getting sorted out if china isn't pissed off enough to have their back
meanwhile north korea has got the south ready to reunify or at least close america's military bases

>> No.10374100

>>10374096
>muh vague threats of secession and gun violence on a cooking board
Faggots like that probably live their lives in the darkness of grandma's basement. They have literally nothing better to do.

>> No.10374117

>>10374077
>the leftist pigs and their brown pets will cross the line someday soon, the bubble will burst and we'll just shoot you where you stand.
If you want ((them)) to come for your guns, you just described the way to make it happen.
I bet you are full of amazing ideas. :^)

>> No.10374123 [DELETED] 

>>10374100
the only faggot here is you, you cum sucking liberal :^)

>grandma's basement insult
shouldn't you be driving your girlfriend to her date with her immigrant bull, buddy? careful, i've heard what happens when you keep a bull waiting.

>> No.10374124

>>10374097
But they dont? I thought this whole portland snobbishness was just a meme lmao

>> No.10374127

>>10371598
Holy shit, disgusting.
I could literally be made of money and wouldn't fucking pay for any of that shit.

>> No.10374132

>>10374124
>portland
i'm from a rural flyover county that votes blue but whatever

>> No.10374140

>>10374030
Lady strength. He can't open the damn thing.

>> No.10374142

>>10374123
>getting this mad
Looks like I gotcha pegged there, retard. Why don't you go outside and shoot up your unarmed neighbors already, if you're in such a hurry to "start the war"?

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>>10374132
>i'm from a rural flyover county that votes blue but whatever

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>>10374132
>i'm from a rural flyover county that votes blue but whatever
/ck/ in a nutshell

>> No.10374162

>>10374100
>>10374123
Basement dwellers always get super upset when you call them out for it. Like pottery.

>> No.10374372

>>10371598
>55 dollars for a kilo of ribs

Considering most of that weight is bone, that is madness

>> No.10374630

>>10372960
What exactly is chowchow?

>> No.10374655

>>10374124
redneck from oregon here it's not a meme
they're so bad they can't survive outside their bubble of isolation which means they fortunately tend to self contain
they are surrounded by people who hate them & always will
Portland 50 years ago was hippies with knowledge of how to cobble together a living their own damn selves
now it's just kids going to college or "working" at some art collective community project or just "like, going where life takes me, man" to avoid having to grow up as long as possible while telling themselves that wearing a slightly different color ascot or gauges in their permanently disfigured ears makes up for their complete lack of distinguishing personality or conviction

>> No.10374684

>>10373273
>he thinks florida isn't a shit

Dude Miami had it's moment in the 80's but now it's just old jews and drug addicted illegals. The rest of the state is either a swamp, retirees, Disney, meth labs, or spring break towns for southern frats. Literally nothing of value would be lost if it sank into the ocean.

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>>10374684

>> No.10374713

>>10374046
High test. That's why even Republicans like Bill.

>> No.10374724

>>10374630

Dog.

>> No.10374730

>>10371598
This is what I have to deal with when I go to the city, fuck NY

>> No.10374740

>>10372834
But i'm unemployed.

>> No.10375179

>>10371598
>, is
>, is
>, is
I failed out of menu planning and even I know this menu sucks ass.

>> No.10377262

>>10372345
They aren't accommodating southern culture. The word you mean to use is appropriating. They're appropriating it. I doubt any soyboy sipping out of a mason jar would be understanding and respectful of southern culture if they actually faced it in person.

>> No.10377269

>>10371578
>Jew York appropriates African cuisine
Wow, big deal.

>> No.10377335

>>10375179
ive been saying it for years, design is dead. all the people coming out of school for it are apparently retarrded numales who try to "shake up the scene" by doing things wrong, and all the older people in design are LITERALLY dying of old age and lifestyle-related disease

numale shitheads are why menus make no sense and why lamps have the on/off switches on their cords and why cars dont even come with tachometers anymore and make everything publish to some bullshit ipad app

>> No.10377357

>>10371598
so this... is the power... of graphic design...!

>> No.10377366

>>10371598
You clearly made this in like 4 minutes of mspaint

>> No.10377381

>>10371630
they do this in Montreal in summer now, they started issuing permits to do street food again but only to the high priced places so you can get foie gras out of a truck now

no beer because of public drinking laws but you can totally get a 58$ """(((poutine)))""" with brie and japanese steak and gold leaf in it out of a fucking box truck given a rattle can paint job, food made in rancid oil and on a normal stainless steel grill all heated off some cheap propane torches

thankfully, beer in mason jars hasnt really caught on. i guess its because theyre too big for mixed drinks and look smaller than normal pint glasses

>>10374030
soyboys dont understand that youre supposed to unscrew the whole of the two-part lid, rather than keeping the false lid on permanently. soyboys dont understand how mason jars work

>> No.10377386

>>10374655
is it safe to say that portland is everything bad about modern gentrified cities with none of the good bits?

i live in montreal and theres lots off people like that but thankfully they either leave after theyre done with school or get bullied by the french hard enough that they become normal functional people with personalities and jobs and shit

>> No.10377392

>ITT: Americans too fucking stupid and tribal to remember that they are supposed to be countrymen.

>> No.10377399

>>10373781
idk man that might be the one point he's not wrong on. everyone is militarizing a lot and china keeps bullying japan. at the very least we may see the rise of afghanistan-style proxy wars again, rather than getting btfo by sand people with rusted out AKs

>> No.10378126

>>10371578
Why did he tweet "bless your hearts"? Is it because the portion is so small and the meat looks kind of...anaemic?

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>>10371598
Literally control V’d the entire menu.
Retards will still go there

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>>10371649
>

>> No.10378153

>>10373117
But its still 25 dollars for a small plate of shit tier bbq
Atleast produce quality if your going to mark up what is arguably 10 dollars worth of food

>> No.10378155

>>10377392
Anti-American soyboy coastfags are not my countrymen

>> No.10378157

>>10377392

Texas is hardly America. They're more like your embarrassing downy half brother.

>> No.10378170

>>10377392
congrats you just summarized literally all of american history

>> No.10378172
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>>10377392
>European forgetting that America is a massive continental nation

>> No.10378177

>>10378126
"Bless your heart" is the southern equivalent of "lol no"

>> No.10378184

Barbecue isnt even hard work, you literally let it sit for 10-12 hours

>> No.10378188

>>10377392
nope try again the history of this country has and always will be two competing sides at each other's throats(and that's a good thing!)

Fuck off with your moderate let's all get along bullshit. moderates are the true niggers of america

>> No.10378310

>>10371649
fucking hipster faggots. I swear they're their own race.

>> No.10378381

>>10377366
Naw senpai, I think he's just a filthy phoneposter. It's legit

http://www.fettesaubbq.com/food/

>> No.10378405

>>10378381
>7 dollars for baked beans

>> No.10378413

>>10377386
>get bullied by the french hard enough that they become normal functional people

That sounds funny as hell

>> No.10378417

>>10373824
>i can't wait for the war to kick off so we can get rid of you :^)
From my experience the first ones to go are the inbred hillbilly ""patriots"" who enlist, get sent to the front lines and get btfo in the first major battle. The rest of us will be pretty cozy doing all the necessary tech jobs that you were never trained to understand :^)

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from the restaurant's about section

>> No.10378513

>>10378126
>Why did he tweet "bless your hearts"? Is it because the portion is so small and the meat looks kind of...anaemic?
It's something old Southern ladies say to describe someone or something said that is low IQ, stupid or retarded. It's a sweet sounding insult, but not always an insult to be clear. It's like a tsk tsk, he doesn't know any better because he's not just an ignoramus, but low ability to think. Sometimes "bless their little heart" is just about the folly of youth. Sometimes it is a genuine "Thank you" when the door is opened for an old lady and she says it.
https://www.southernliving.com/culture/bless-your-heart-response

>> No.10378518

>>10378505
I fucking hate New York.

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>>10374630
A vegetable called chayote

>> No.10378587

>this is the kind of bbq made by someone with New York values

>> No.10378753

>>10375179
is menu planning an actual course that is taught somewhere

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>>10377386
>get bullied by the french
How do you even take them seriously?

But yeah, portlands a mess, constant protests where kids dont even know what they want that turn into riots for no fucking reason, metric shit tons of homeless people that camp literally next to important locations like the train station, hipsters and yuppies that embarass the rest of the state. Oregons great as long as you stay away from portland.

>> No.10378781

>>10378518
the only adequate response to that blurb.

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>>10378126
Southern equivalent of sweetieposting.

>> No.10379953

>>10371578

This is what happens when the vast majority of media outlets are based in urban coastal areas. No one outside of NYC has any idea Brooklyn barbecue exists but when "the world" (to effeminate twenty-somethings who dropped out of J-school) consists of the viewshed from the WTC observation deck it's something we all have to hear about.

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>>10378505
>mutt of American ‘cue
does the owner post here?

>> No.10380019

>>10371578
>HAND OVER THE BAHBQ, DAHNALD! NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT...

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>>10379953
>J-school
Juilliard?

>> No.10380080

>>10371598
>pulled pork with only dry rub

>> No.10380112

>>10371578
This looks fucking awful.

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>>10371578
Virgin NYC vs Chad Texan

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>>10378505
>at least three people thought this sounded good enough to print

>> No.10381307

>>10372807
i haven't seen a post this good in a long time wew lad

>> No.10381422

>>10371578
>more plate than there is food

I hate soyboy journalism.

>> No.10381451

>>10373709
Any flyover state is objectively better than any immigrant infested coastal ghetto

>> No.10381463

>>10378153
rentand overhead man.....two men can sell identical products but if man 1 pays 10+ times the rent/overhead then he cant simply charge the same as man two, there would be no profit

>> No.10382784

>>10371578
Fuck off El Rato

>> No.10382844

>>10371578
>Dry, tired meat.
>Couple of dry looking mini-buns.
>2 pickles
>A glass of dark swill water.

Yuck!

>> No.10382935

>>10371649
>>10373329
beer comes in a holster
that said, who givves a fuck what you drink it out of

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>>10373589
>tfw you can't even buy mason jars in bulk to can your own chicken stock without some roastie saying "OMG anon, you're such a hipster"

>> No.10383392

>>10372807
Sadly, you're right. I unironically hate blacks but I dress like a hipster, have an urban garden, and make lactofermented pickles in my basement.

>> No.10383408

>>10371578
The fact the the beer is in a fucking mason jar is what really pushes it for me.

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>>10371598
>Somewhere some undeservingly smug design student drop out is unironically proud of this and brags about it to his friends
Why is this happening in my timeline?

>> No.10383420

>>10371578
>taking over the world
Blatant, straight up lie. I wonder if they bought this tweet, the same way you can buy good reviews and such

>> No.10383431

>>10373959
The anon was on the right track.
The reason Trump got voted in was because of some 8-10 years of absolute intense leftist agression. It doesn't matter if it's the left or right side, if you push your agenda so violently and try to thought-police anyone who disagrees, the political pendulum swings the other way.
Leftists are still baffled by this historical fact, though

>> No.10383450

>>10371598
$29 for a pound of cooked seasoned meat isn't bad at all for a NYC restaurant. Being poor must suck

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>>10371624
Only if you have your EBT card.

Good BBQ is $8 a 1/2 lb. faggots.

>> No.10383473

>>10380797
>Brown ass brisket

Yeah okay senpai.

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>BBQ place
>no pickled red onions

>> No.10383487

>>10371578
What the fuck are those biscuits? They look like the prepackaged shit we'd get with school lunches?

>> No.10383492

>>10383487

Having shitty prepackaged sides with your bbq is traditional in my experience.

>> No.10383498

>>10371598
Lmao what a joke. I love how tasty/buzzfeed also hyped this up in the article and even went as far as to say this type of Brooklyn bbq was taking over.

Can’t believe white people found a way to gentrify bbq

>> No.10383552

>>10378417
look at how proud he is of his chains

>> No.10383565

>>10383420
The tweet is a link to an article, which almost certainly was paid for. All of these trendy clickbait sites are basically just freelance PR firms.

>> No.10383574

>>10380797
>unironically ordering the chicken at a bbq joint

>> No.10383596

>>10383565
Ah, makes sense

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>>10383474
>>no pickled red onions
That's Mexican condiment, anon. Escabeche cebolla. Maybe you're close to the border states?

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>>10371649
I started using a jam jar as a water bottle since I didn't have any bottled water in the house

>> No.10383766

Pastrami > bbq brisket

Change my mind

>> No.10383773

>>10383574
>Smoked chicken
>A bad thing

>> No.10383827

>>10378505
>A hardwood from that one
WHAT ONE?
And using a variety of styles and techniques is good, but it's kind of dumb to act like it is an unheard of selling point.

>> No.10383999

>>10371578
What would Rafael, a Canadian, know about BBQ?

>> No.10384029

>>10383999

Montreal Smoked Meat is also better than Texas BBQ.

>> No.10384066

>>10384029
What kind of woods are from montreal used in smoking?
Legit curious, not in a "what your shit state got, son!" way but a genuine interest in finding out new/different types of tastes for smoking.

>> No.10384076

Why do Americans only ever eat bottom-of-the-barrel-tier industrial white bread? If I go out to some fancy city restaurant I expect some decent fucking bread. The Subway has better bread than this

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>>10373709

>> No.10384175

>>10384066
the entire city of montreal needs to smoke my wood

>> No.10384177

>>10384066
>>>10384029
>What kind of woods are from montreal used in smoking?
>Legit curious, not in a "what your shit state got, son!" way but a genuine interest in finding out new/different types of tastes for smoking.

Montreal smoked meat is what anti-Semetic Canadians call Pastrami. Pastrami is of course corned beef that has been smoked after curing. But, it differs from legit Pastrami in a few ways. When corned beef is cured for Pastrami it is cured for 2-4 weeks, whereas for MSM it is only about a week. When smoked, Pastrami it is done in very mild wood, and is more of a texture difference, not so much a flavor contributor (very controlled so that it doesn't get too smoky), as the corned beef is already so heavily seasoned with pickling spices and salt. In MSM, Canadians would likely be using maple chips. Their curing step might include a brine that is also sweet from maple syrup. A deli pastrami might be smoked at low temp for 3 days. A MSM is cooked over hot coals direct heat, with maple chips. It's going to make it firmer and not allow connective tissue breakdown. Pastrami has a finished step of steaming, which further makes it slice-able and delectable.

>> No.10384224

>>10378753
Sounds absolutely retarded but I assure you it exists somewhere. After all, there are women in the world who majored in medieval feminism; in comparison to that, a course on "menu planning" seems rather useful.

>> No.10384303

>>10383552
Yes the chains of a well-paid and stable income, health insurance, freedom to purchase anything and travel the world...

>> No.10384385

>>10371578
i hate ted cruz

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>>10371578
>Pan-like plate

>> No.10384433

>>10384303
Don't mind them. Our team knows how to live. Everybody loves chocolate.

>> No.10385434

>>10373472
Those prices are pretty spot on for just about any city, and are cheap for NYC. Here in Dallas- brisket from any decent place is hitting you around $25/lb

That pulled pork is a bit of a ripoff though. should be $15/lb

>> No.10385610

>>10384422
Well you better start running!

>> No.10385641

>>10371598
I don't even care what's on the menu that formatting is AWFUL

Like god damn let the text have a little space instead of it spanning from one edge to the other

>> No.10385689

>>10378177
>>10378513
>>10378784
Thanks guise

>> No.10385972

>>10371638

Well they don't launder themselves so they gotta launder something.

>> No.10386175

>>10371598
>Berkshire Pork Belly
>Sliced pork belly...

>Duroc Pulled Pork
>Our pulled pork...

Whoever designed this menu needs to be taken out back and smoked in house for this amount of redundancy.

>> No.10386182

>>10383450
>must suck being poor
says the state with the 49th ranked regional purchasing power parity

>> No.10386212

>>10385434
>Here in Dallas- brisket from any decent place is hitting you around $25/lb
I'm gonna call bullshit on this. If you're paying $25/lb in Dallas it's for the location and setting, not the quality of the food.

>> No.10386225

I never wanted to be peep!

>> No.10386616

It was bad enough when Arby's started serving brisket and driving the price up, now we have to worry about Jew Yorkers snatching up the supply? Christ.

>> No.10386710

>>10373849
I wanted to validate William Tecumsoy Sherman's delusions though.

>> No.10387364

>>10372825
this
From Tampa to Spokane, from LA to Maine, it's all the same shit with varying mixes of people types.
Even shopping malls have the same chains now. Same fast food, maybe regional chains here and there. Wal-Marts, Home Depot, Lowes, Chili's, it's all there.