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Have you fasted for Good Friday? How will you break your fast?

>> No.10376879

>>10376850

What kind of loser fasts on Passover?

>> No.10376885

>>10376850
starving yourself intentionally for ANY reason is retarded.

>> No.10376906

FOOD & COOKING.
FOOD
AND
COOKING.

>> No.10377004

>>10376850
It's the current year, who the fuck cares about this shit.

>> No.10377013
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>>10376850
She's not even good looking but I don't care, I just want to rip off her robes and drip hot candle wax on her nipples

Do nuns realize literally everyone who sees them wants to bang them? Why do they dress like such sluts?

>> No.10377018
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10377018

>making this big a deal out of going one day without food.
Fucking pathetic.

>> No.10377033

>>10376850
How about she tries one day without Internet instead and pray for those who don't have access to it?

>> No.10377038

>>10376850
Good friday isn't for another week so no. Not that I will then either.

>> No.10377042
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10377042

>How will you break your fast?
I won't

>> No.10377057

I'm thinking of converting to Orthodoxy so this year for the first time I kept eating vegan for the whole Lent. Today after the resurrection mass I'm gonna eat an egg and probably cry tears of joy because of it.

>> No.10377059

>>10377033
but jesus created the internet so it's kosher

>> No.10377069
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>>10376850
from green thursday until resurrection i eat no meat and drink no alcohol
how i will break it?
i volunteer at church, after mass we all get drunk on church money

>> No.10377078
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10377078

Does fasting because you're copping a killer buzz and you don't want to disrupt it count?

>> No.10377087

>>10376850
>have you ever done anything because of fairies, unicorns, god or any other superstitious bullshit?
nope.

>> No.10377128

>>10377018
Indeed, I haven't eaten anything since Sunday. Most Lent fasters are pussy who do OMAD, which is easy as fuck. Water fasting is the true way, Eating only 1 keto meal on Sunday and nothing else the entire week.

>> No.10377160

I do a 36-48 hour fast once a week, my friends trying to go without food for 24 hours make it out as literally near death starvation.

>> No.10377172

Fuck fasting.

>> No.10377196

>>10377172
Fast fucking

>> No.10377266

>>10377069
Recognize that there is no empirical reason to believe in god or to follow these retarded traditions.

*tips*

>> No.10377303

>>10377078
never tried Skipper, how is it?

>> No.10377308

>>10377303
Good. Drier than El Dorado, with a more mollases-y cola-y flavor and less of a shortbread cookie thing going on.

>> No.10377336

>>10377018
>sugars ending in -ose
is this a meme card of trendy things Megan doesn't wish to eat?

>> No.10377362

>>10377308
sounds good, guess that's what I'm drinking today. thanks anon

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>>10377018
>etc.

Here is a special hat for this person.

>> No.10377384

>>10377362
Enjoy. Try it in an OF.

>> No.10377419

>>10376850
The only reason I didn't eat much on Good Friday was because I was fucking busy.
However on Good Friday Night, I ate a shit tone of left over fish.

And as far her "tips".
I went to bed at 3am on Friday morning, got up at 7:30am, then worked until 7pm ish, then lounged about until 11pm when I went to bed.
Other then saying that I was absolutely fucking rooted ate the end of the day, I didn't complain.
And my efforts/work on that day did a helluva lot more good Praying or "Offering up my suffering".

>> No.10377430 [DELETED] 

>>10376850
How I always break my fast, 3 mcdonalds quarter pounder meals, 1 20 piece mcnugget meal, a banana milkshake and a strawberry sundew.

>> No.10377437

>>10376850
How I always break my fast, 3 mcdonalds quarter pounder meals, 1 20 piece mcnugget meal, a banana milkshake and a strawberry sundae

>> No.10377453

>>10377336
No, it's bullshit. All sugars end in -ose and if you were allergic to them you'd be dead in five minutes because they are fundamental components of metabolic pathways.

>> No.10377585

>>10377078
I only drink vodka, I can't stand any other type of alcohol.

>> No.10377799

>>10377013
literally not a real person

>> No.10377841

>>10376850
I ate a nice juicy medium rare beef sirloin steak. It was amazing.

As far as anyone can tell there is no god, and if there is one, I doubt he relies his wishes via silly myths.

>> No.10378002

>>10376850
>drinking during fast
haram

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>>10377018
>allergic to glucose
Gonna have to call bullshit on this one, Megan

>> No.10378075

do religious people actually visit 4chan
>>10377336
>>10377453
megan has transcended the puny mortal body's requirement for glucose

>> No.10378078

>>10377018
>allergic to life
wouldn't it be more humane to put her out of her misery at this point?

>> No.10378092

>>10377018
She thinks coffee beans are an actual bean and claims to be allergic to every sugar on earth. This is when hipster douchebaggery goes way too far.

>> No.10378119
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>>10377018
>girl calls our deli for a pickup order
>"I CAN'T HAVE DAIRY OR EGGS SO NO MAYO AT ALL PLEASE USE NEW EVERYTHING"
>have a minor stroke over "dairy" comment
>owner's a cuck so we can't just clean it and go, have to do an entire set of dishes for this bint's 9 dollar shitwich
>realize she ordered it on the roll
>eggs are part of our bread dough
>shrug and don't say anything when she picks it up
>never see or hear from her again

Either she died or she's just a cunt.

>> No.10378370

>>10377013
I'll pray for you, but you should also work on getting rid of the stains on your soul.

>> No.10378596

>>10376885
What if it's for a medical procedure ?

>> No.10378602

Day 12 of a 21 day fast, do you think the good Lord will appreciate my dedication?