/ck/ - Food & Cooking

6 days sober today and just got a new job about two days ago, don't know if I should have a drink to celebrate.....

where do all the stock photos of silhouetted drunks come from in the first place

Reposting this verbatim from the other thread so more people can laugh at my failure and feel better by comparison.

My failed date from last night, enhanced with the power of greentext:
>met girl on Tinder
>texting for a month or so
>she came over last night
>bought her favorite wine for the occasion
>made dinner
>been slamming 9% ABV beers on empty stomach for hours previous
>she gets here, we smoke weed
>doesn't eat, doesn't drink the wine I bought because of "elimination diet"
>I continue drinking and don't eat because she wasn't
>set up hookah, we smoke it a bit
>watch a movie
>think about touching her, but don't
>black out
>she leaves
>send some embarrassing texts
>not responding to me today
>currently drinking the wine I bought her LOL
I'm never getting laid again.

>>10374430
Update to my blog post: apparently I DID make a move on her. I knew I was pretty dicked by that point, but I don't remember doing that at all. It physically pains me to think how cringey it probably was.
Also one of the texts I sent her after she left said:
>I had a reason for this. Anyway good peace well times.
No idea what the fuck I was attempting to communicate when I shat that one out. Also these hangovers are almost as debilitating as slowly piecing together the wacky shit I did the night before. I'm starting to use my prescription stimulants more for combatting them than I am for my classes. I'm slowly devolving into a hot garbage fire of a human being. Anywho, thanks for listening, senpaitachi.

>good peace well times
rofl

>>10374437
my ex texted me the other day (middle of the afternoon) while I was hammered asking if I wanted to hang out for a while and I just replied 'you have completely fucking stymied me there' then a couple of hours later messaged her online with a load of word fragments

>>10374430
>>10374437
this right here is why i pussy out of potential tinder dates and even in-app conversations. i tell myself i have to get better before i seriously entertain the idea of dating again... then proceed to get fucked up every night. i am a decent-looking 23 year old who has only had sex with one person in the past three years because of my alcoholism and the accompanying anxiety

>>10374430
>>been slamming 9% ABV beers on empty stomach for hours previous

Ouch! These beers I've been drinking are 7,7 and I can't stand them without eating something.

>>10374489
Yeah, I'm staying away from women for a while.
Fiance dumped me in december, and I don't want to look for another for a looooooooong time

>>10374430
>>10374437
My ex also dumped me in August of last year because I drank myself stupid too often and would 1) get into fights with her, 2) constantly say/do things to make her friends dislike me, and 3) got into a fight with her mom (who is also a lush) at a 4th of July party once.

Ruined another date at my place in the fall of last year by getting trashed on cheap whiskey. I made a bomb-ass beef bourguignon though with roasted rosemary potatoes.

Too many drunk texts sent to my ex (two exes ago) probably ran her off too. Pretty sure she has my number blocked, because she def has me blocked on FB, Twitter, and Snapchat. It's a shame too, cus she has the nicest ass I've ever seen on a woman. I think that's the end of my soapbox for now.

>>10374427
legend has it they are based off of fallen al/ck/ posters, similar to how Odysseus and Hercules are honored in legend even to this day.

>buy enough beer for one night, get drunk
>wake up realize its good friday
>nothing open, no beer

way to ruin a perfect friday night eh

How did you guys fall into this?

>>10374651
just move to the USA

>>10374651
Where the fuck do you live that businesses are closed on Good Friday? The fucking Vatican?

>>10374661
i had immediate family lying to me and harassing me for my money, and i was head over heels for some canadian at the time, that's when i felt i became an alcoholic

but i think i've been one since i turned 21

>>10374673
my bet is PA

>>10374651

Even the most backwards podunk small towns in America allow for purchase of booze on this day. What the fuck, man?

>>10374430
Well thanks I actually needed this, managed to get into a scenario where I was overnighting at the girl I like's house and we were on the sofa and she had leant her head onto my shoulder (out of tiredness I imagine) and I thought about doing something but thought better of it as she's in a long-lasting relationship. Glad to know I'm not the only anon here that didn't have a night go optimally

However I'm also glad my story doesn't follow the same trajectory from
>think about touching her, but dont

We'll make it some day bro

>>10374375
Went out last night for a friends' birthday and actually had a good time. I forgot you can have fun while drinking instead of just drinking so you black out.

>>10374375
Fuckin raged hard last night and had fuckin nightmares all night about personally ruining my own life. Was so fucking glad to wake up and have none of that shit actually be true.
I can always tell when I'm dreaming, basically 9/10 times, but that doesn't mean I can control what happens in them. I haven't had a lucid dream in like over 15 years.
What gets me though is that I often go into these sleep paralysis states and this time my phone was fucking blowing up on the table next to the couch with everyone I know reacting to what I did the previous night and me knowing my entire life was ruined but not being able to move or hardly breathe, and it's not like I was seeing but that my mind was projecting an image of what my surroundings would be like if I was actually awake.

>>10374661
I had a job doing phone collections for Sprint and made shift manager, so I went from talking to customers 12 hours a day to talking to the angriest, meanest customers for 12 hours a day. I started hitting the bottle. I got fired for attendance and broke my leg in 4 places, didn't walk for 2 years, got a settlement and drank every night for three or four years, now I drink 4-5 times a week, heavy.

It just sort of happened.

>tfw sexually frustrated but not enough money for an escort and alcohol
This is hell.

>>10374661
Started drinking at 18 casually. More and more time went by and I could never get a gf so I began drinking for emotional reasons, and this is the thing that will really fuck you. If you drink for emotional reasons, you will be fucked by it.
But anyway, I kind of just fell into the partying lifestyle because I didn't have anything to really care about besides hanging out with my friends (which luckily I still have), and my best friend also drank a lot every day with me while we were going to university. Fast forward a few years later and we're both alcoholics, but he's doing really, really well so that's cool.

>>10374396
Probably not.

am i the only dude on this website who doesn't give a shit about having a gf or not?

>>10374860
i have a gf and honestly it's a hassle

>>10374675
>head over heels for some canadian at the time
iktf

>>10374860
I just want to cum between a woman's thighs.

>tfw no money this weekend

>>10374883
>tfw haven't had any money for a week

Fuck this SHIT

>>10374883
>not getting paid weekly
I don't understand why biweekly paydays are still a thing with online transactions and shit.

>>10374860
You and me, pal

>>10374901
>>10374906
I work online. faster I work more money I make

>>10374915
Are you an paid shill or some shit?

>>10374918
deal with virtual currencies for online games.

>>10374921
chinese tier

>>10374860
Living with someone else sounds like hell.

>>10374949
its not that bad as long as your roommates are cool.
if you're talking gf wise just don't stick it in the bad kind of crazy

>>10374860
No. I DON'T want a woman in my life. But that's because I'm fucked.

Every time before I want to go to sleep I get overcome with an extreme sense of unease and end up staying up until I physically can't any longer, then wake up tired as fuck and unmotivated to do anything the next day

Anyone else experienced anything like this? Would quite like it to stop desu

>>10374988
I'm on ssris for my OCD and due to that I can't freaking sleep. I feel you.

Hooked on this shit

Got a New Belgium variety pack last week. Each one has great so far. Murrica ftw

>>10374673
It's like that here in australia. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same in Ireland or anywhere with a lot of catholicism

>>10375043
Love variety packs

>>10375043
Cut your nails, you disgusting savage

>>10375049
Same. You get beers you would otherwise never try.

>>10375014
Me again. I'm stoned and paranoid. Hate that. Booze is not enough strong to kill it.

>>10375043
Cut your nails you filthy nigger

I made 400k after taxes last year in crypto. I don't work anymore (was a freelancer in a pretty unique field, now no longer motivated to work).

I used to rarely drink but when I did I would get absolutely shit faced.

I've been doing that 3 times a week now, is this really horrible for my health? Maybe 10-15 drinks over the course of 6

>>10375110
Yeah it's a recipe for disorder.

Is it still possible to get rich with the cryptos?

>>10374489
23 as well... feel like the tinder pool in my area is small never get matched. did get a match and lay once but she never hung out with me again... its like geez chubby bitch what do you want out of me a whole bucket of kfc bicsuits and gravy

>tfw beer farts
They smell worse than fast food farts.

>>10375137
*Recipe for disaster.

>>10375142
>tfw red wine poops

>>10375137
Yes, but the market place is full of people who recently lost money so people are scared right now. It's a good time to buy in.

>>10375154
This. First time I shit after a night of hitting red wine heavily, I thought I was dying.

havent drank in like 3 days.. been sitting on a 32 oz of cobra which i plan to handle tonight.. sigh... im better with drinking these days. when i turned 21 i would like basically knock back a six pack now i just handle 32 of cobra and thats all i need all day. problem.. ithink not.

>>10375142
>beer sharts while you're at work

Welp, here goes bender day 2. 325mL of whiskey and a fifth of vodka left

I bought some Dutch gin, what do I mix it with?

bought a 24 of guinness for tonight but i downed a 12er of newcastle last night and could only get 3 in before my body said nope

probably cause last week i had something like 60 over the course of 4 days with a day break in between. shit was cheap thanks to st patty's which is really nice cause i'm in the country and it's normally >$9/6pk out here

thanks for reading my blog poast - i haven't lurked on here but i miss drinking threads on other boards before they closed and like cooking so was happy to see one still exists somewhere

>>10375344
I just drank 5 beers and ate a bunch of squash and garlic. Feel nauseous. I should’ve never ate while drinking

Clerk girl part III
>get home
>cook some spaghetti, start drinking the rest of that 30 pack beer
>get text
>clerk girl got my number somehow, probably from one of the people at the beer bingo
>she has the day off, if it wasn't obvious
>asks what i am doing tomorrow, kids will be at hockey until 5
>tell her i got called up for extra work, getting double pay for working over time
>she says i could decline if i want
>say it's kind of a no choice thing since i'm broke
>i'm not, in fact i have over 30k in my bank account at this second i am posting this
>she says she is thankful for spending so much on her last night, and i don't have to worry because she's on the pill
>resume drinking, beginning to feel bad about ditching her and treating her like shit
I think I double-fucked up. Maybe she was treating her last bf like shit and she realized her mistakes. Still, not going anywhere near that.

>>10375359
You’re doing it right. You can’t look too desperate and give her attention every time she wants it

>>10375354
on a friday i usually just grab a burg at BK to soften the blow to my stomach. my tolerance is starting to get too strong; don't feel anything til 8 in and don't really get to a good point 'til like 18

they're only US guinness so it's weak (what like 4.7%) but that much makes your shits look like blood

>>10375367
I love Guinness but it gives me the shits bad. 6 beers usually get me feeling good

how much is 600ml of 40% at 170lb everyday in relation to health? not a social drinker, i have no idea

>Get off antidepressants
>finally no longer feel like a zombie
>Want to drink has diminished
neat

>>10375436
Same thing happened to me but I wanted to drink even more because feeling nothing was awful.

>10th straight hour of nausea
And here I told myself I'd be "productive" today.

>>10375154
my poop is green after red wine

>>10375447
No im saying I drank a lot while on the pills because i felt fucking nothing

>>10375022
i keep seeing you post it, it's at the 7-11 by me and i'm tempted to get it now. 4.7% is rough, though...

>>10375420
bad bad bad

>>10375420
Good good good

>>10375048
Not anymore

>>10374396
probably not. Go to a meeting buddy.

bought to drink 3 beers boys.. maybe 4

5% none of that murrica shit

Ah shit to the anon asking what type of music I make a thread or two ago I make a bit of dnb and some instrumental hiphop type stuff. Do a bit of bedroom djing too. It's nice to listen to mixes of your own edits/remixes.

>>10374396
>>10374437
>>10374579

Y’all need to hold your booze down better boys. 151 an Space Dust here

>>10375468
Same. Sometimes even mostly black but it's like it turns out to be a pitch black green more than anything. I don't have the black blood shits, but they look like that when I drink red wine.

>>10375782
You had like a half a shot of that shit, fuck off you fucking idiot poser. You don't belong here at all.

>>10374375
used to drink 10 beers a day, been sober for 1 year now down from 230 lbs to 170 lbs at 5'11

>>10375823
Chill out, retard. Sipslam is a movement of peace.

What's a better movie to watch while fucked up than Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

>>10375823

I literally just picked up the bottle and all that garbage food. Jeeeesuz

>>10375865

>>10374651
You call the day Jesus Christ died as Good Friday?

WTF

does anyone else get drunk and listen to MLK jr sermons and cry?

>>10374430
>elimination diet
I've never heard of this, this is where you lift the girl up and literally throw her out of your place like a bag of trash

>>10375888

his death = your salvation

>>10375110
Totally horrible my dude.

I have a friend who started having weird health problems at 25. He got shitfaced every 2 days with cheap beer and liquor. He went to the doctor and his liver was at like 1% HP. Now he has to stay sober or die.

>>10375899
Jesus sort yourself out that's rough man

>>10375436
>>10375447
>>10375487
Well that didnt last long time for an Old Rasputin

>>10375865
>mfw I got really wasted and decided to watch Enter the Void because it looked like a fun waster movie

>drunk and listening to the Plinkett reviews
Comfy but I need something to snack on suggestions?

>>10375923
Old Rasputin tastes like fucking feet. At least listen to this when you're drinking it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

72 hours, no alcohol. I'm supposed to have cravings or something after drinking half a liter of vodka every day without exception for the past six months, right? I have no cravings. Maybe they're in the post.

>>10375846
>>10375867
I'm sorry, I'm in a few bottles of vodka.

You're right. I didn't mean to be aggressive.

I'm not an alcoholic I can quit whenever I want but unironically.

>>10375943
It's cool, man. Better to direct cursing everyone out here than elsewhere. Fuckin A

>>10375942
Watch out for the nerveshock a couple weeks out if you beat the initial withdrawal. That shits a real saucy puppet show.

I've been living with my dad for a year now. Every few months, I brush 10+ flow filters off my desk and intend to throw them away and put them into my pocket, get drunk and forget them.

My stepmom walks in, afraid she fucked up. 'Here's your things, anon, I hope they're okay.'

I'm so confused, hold my hands out. She hands me 10 days of flow restrictors and my heart breaks that they care enough to be apologetic when they bring me the byproduct of my addiction to me..

>>10375934
Fun jam! been years since I had one, saw it at the store and decided id grab one for nostalgia. Not my favorite stout

>>10376067

You drink through one of these?

>>10376067
what's a flow filter?

Hmmmm....I just am not sure.....
Wait! Yep that's right! The best beer is PBR, I almost forgot!

>>10376067
>'Here's your things, anon, I hope they're okay.'
Your mom calls you "anon"?

>>10376135
I've tried all the cheap beers and the best one hands down is Natural Ice. It' s also the cheapest so it's a win-win. Gotta be ice cold though.

>>10374661
Dating an alcoholic girl
Used to binge and parties but never did more than 3 a night solo
Start dating party girl washout had to drink to find commonality
Lost th bitch but kept the habit

>>10375489
tru alcks wont enjoy it.You will feel bloated before you get drunk.
t. Kid from fuckin Boston. Fuck every other sports teams except for ours.

>>10376154
it's a placeholder people use in lieu of their name when sharing stories/greentexts. redditfags type their username. how long u been using 4chan? it's really ubiquitous id obfuscation etiquette and is used in pretty much every greentext story you may have seen screenshotted

>>10375912
>his liver was at like 1% HP.
Tell him to start taking Milk Thistle Extract capsules from health food store. It regenerates your liver but he's gotta take it every day for awhile like 6 mos to a year.

>decide to go to a bar to maybe force myself to drink less than at home
>think not being able to just drink from the bottle will help me pace out my drinks
>think money will remind me not to go overboard

>end up completely blacked out in a park near my apartment
>one of the locals apparently paid my tab

Fucking christ

>>10376196
Yeah I know I was just fuckin with him
thanks anyway

>want to keep drinking
>probably should just go to bed

>>10376216
ive been trolled

>>10376221
just drink in bed
thats what I do

>>10375943
Solid sip taste, I'll give you that

>>10376228
just follow your dreams
thats what i do

>>10374375
10 days sober mens!!! Withdrawals were shockingly bad, but I’m actually sleeping ok now.
I’m eating way more to fill the void, which I gotta fix ASAP, but today I did my first solid shit in years. I’m gonna make it men.
Good luck to you.

>>10376246
>just follow your dreams
>thats what i do
okay
i''ll dream in bed
after i drink in bed

>>10376205
Is that a reference to skyrim?

>>10376248
Good job man.

>>10374661
I had always enjoyed drinking (I'm a happy, relaxed drunk), and drank a lot during university - but never had enough money or free time for it to become a significant problem. As a student, I rarely had enough money to get drunk every night, and even when I did, I usually had homework to worry about.

Once I got a full-time and stressful job (lawyer), I suddenly had free evenings (even when I finish late) and a shitload of money. Nothing to stop me from drinking half a bottle of Laphroaig every night if I want.

>>10374988
This is very relatable. I find that this happens because it's the only time when I stop distracting myself with internet, TV etc. The only way I've found to get past it is to exhaust myself physically during the day (running or lifting weights) and to read instead of using a screen before bed.

Alternatively, you could try listening to an audiobook or some instrumental music to get to sleep.

>>10376412
this is part of the reason I started abusing antihistamines, that and the stress of work

>>10376433
is there such thing as abusing antihistamines? i take off brand zyrtec, anti antihistamine eye drops, nasacort, and primatene daily

>>10376451
>is there such thing as abusing antihistamines?
I don't know, Ive taken a lot of diphenhydramine and doxylaine succinate but not usually more than the average dosage, it is tough to get off it for the first 2 weeks though

>>10374396
fpwp
>>10374988
pfft, what the fuck is this from?
>>10375907
deez nuts = your salivation

>>10375899
I did this once but it was a Zyzz inspiration video

>>10376467
rip

>>10376451
>is there such thing as abusing antihistamines?
sure. that other anon mentioned diphenhydramine, which was actually one of the first ssri's (though i dont think it was used much, due to the quite shit side effects) so if you were to manage doses you could certainly find yourself "addicted" to some degree. but it also has recreational potential

Remind me why I shouldn't go buy a bottle

>>10376714
alcohol fuckin sucks dude. i feel like shit. i'm drunk. i thought it'd be fun when i bought this bottle. it's not. it never is. i've been saying stupid shit to this girl that i'm in love with for like three hours now.

Does meditation help?
Help

>>10374375

drank too much, got work in the morning, hate my life. however, i did have a leftover pastrami, pepperoncini, and jack cheese sandwich.

>>10376775
Like I give a shit about my health at this point.

>>10376788
Sounds like you are not suffering enough at this point or you would or you just like kicking your own ass that get old too

>>10376803
what the fuck does this mean

>>10375828
good shit

>>10375142

I bought a shit ton of craft beer rather than a good whiskey for the weekend, just because I want to be entertained by horrible beer farts

why do you guys drink?

>>10375912
to be fair, that sounds like a pretty isolated incident assuming you're reporting it accurately. the liver is the most resilient organ in the human body. it can fully repair years of damage in a matter of months. the sort of alcoholism that does irreparable damage to the liver, cirrhosis, often takes 10+ years of abuse to cause.

be grateful your liquor goes through your liver, al/ck/ies.

>>10376960
to forget

>>10376960
can't get over my oneitis from five years ago

>punched a stranger on the train the other day
>went home and made salmon spaghetti

maybe if i half the amount of alcohol i intake i won't be bleeding into my food

What do you guys do for money?

I work at a precious metals refinery 3 days a week. Good pay, $24.70hr.

It gets me enough money to pay for alcohol and other bills. My house is paid off so I'm able to support myself on that.

Dreading work today, feel like shit and I can tell Im already in a bad mood

>>10376985
Inherited a rental property in NYC, never have to work essentially

>>10376960
drunk feels better than sober

>>10376960
Because I like the taste.

Holy fuck how do I stop being a cunt online? I made a shit twitter account and just go in on people all the time. Being an asshole on 4chan all the time as well. Though, I guess it's better than being a cunt to people in real life

>>10377030
stop going online

>>10377030
Log off for a while and force yourself to do something else even if it means watching TV or something equally stupid

You can also blacklist 4chan on your router, I do that sometimes. Requires some commitment because obviously you can just go right on there and change it back, but my problem is if I'm bored for 2 seconds I instinctively go to 4chan and then hours later I've been shitposting and being a general asshole and I wonder what the fuck happened. So just that extra interruption of "hey, you sure you want to do that" is enough, as long as you've got some motivation

>>10376994
Cut me a good deal on rent for a case of booze?

>>10374826
jerk off u fuk

>>10374860
no i feel the same way. I have been in 5 different relatioships and slept with a few more and now i just don't see the point. None of it ever made me happier, you just end up feeling needy on someone and you get used to it

>>10375308
KEK jenever you mean, that's basically a granddad drink over here.

Used to drink it plain with a beer, we would call it kopstoot

>>10377097
All full bud, likely for the foreseeable future

What's the best flavor of Coke to mix with rum?

>>10377166

>>10377030
maybe you just have an ugly soul anon

>>10376090
>>10376132
Every week, on the day I quit drinking for the week, I end up with like 10 of these and I make a little stack of them. I think of it like a palm tree without leaves.

>>10377133
>that's basically a granddad drink over here.
With my current drinking habits I'll have the liver of a geriatric patient by the time I'm 25 so that suits me.

Anyway I think I'm going to mix it with some tonic water, I don't like beer at all.

>>10375226
what do you do then?

>>10377222
buy some underwear, I've done it a couple of times

my scumbag younger brother graduated from college and my mother has been taunting me about it knowing I had to drop out when she financially cut me off and I couldn't pay my student loan bills. Meanwhile she fucking carried him through life, bought him an apartment gives him 500$ a week for drugs and alcohol and he's legitimately a garbage human being, he's a bully, he drives drunk constantly and every time my mother is mad she gets this weird, disdainful smirk on her face and says "Oh by the way, I did mention your brother graduated right? You should be happy for him ;^)" with this god damn condescending smile on her face, she's done this DOZENS OF TIMES since the little fuck graduated a month ago and it makes me want to put my fist through my motherfucking windshield with all my autist strength

>>10377166
what rum?

>>10377237
The only way you can win here is by succeeding.

>>10377237
You don't have to pay your student loan bills while enrolled.

>>10377237
I got a family like that. I don't talk to them anymore though. Growing up, it was all about my older sister. She went to college to be a CPA and I was living with my grandpa at the time, he died and gave the house to my mom. My mom signed it over to my sister to come live with me there to be closer to work, she moved in for about a year, long enough for her 4 small dogs to ruin the place with piss, then sold it and moved away for a new job. I never expected an inheritance, right? I didn't think someone would give me that house or an envelope of money. But she hocked that house for 1/3rd of it's value just so she could put a new down payment on a house. Oh and by the way, she 'let me live with her' for the month or so it took me to move her into her new house. If I didn't put 8 hours a day into moving her shit, and I mean everything she owned about 4 hour one way drive away, she would threaten to kick me out.

I think about burning that thing down on the daily. My sister is such a rotten cunt.

This dude's screens when he's drunk.

>>10377237
I dropped out of college too, but I got an electrical apprenticeship and make more than twice my "college-educated" brother does. I also own a house without debt so all I pay is insurance and taxes on the house.

drank my own piss this morning

>tfw you wake up to a full minifridge of beer

>>10377414
Why?

>>10374670
>>10374673
>>10374676
>>10374677
im Canadian, from Ontario. only booze for sale is government regulated so holidays i cant buy shit. good to go today tho

>>10377237
Slap that dumb fucking bitch in the face next time she does that shit

>tfw can not be sober with any holiday that involves boring cunts talking to me for hours

i often do fine in cocoon mode but whenever i'm required to be social i need the booze. long term sobriety would probably mean alienating every single person i know except for my nuclear family.

>>10377424
>still got one beer left over from last night
breakfast of kings

>>10377237
She's a narcissist.

Check out r/raisedbynarcissists.

>>10377237
walk briskly out of their lives anon

>>10376968
In our country you can start buying alcohol at 18 plus many people have little respect for the law. I bet he started drinking at 16 or something like that, so by the time he is 25, well, 9 years is plenty of time.

>>10376960
First day to feel good, the next 13 days to avoid feeling bad.

>>10377333
thats unfortunate. we dont get to choose who our family members are. im only in contact with one of them at this point. its better to cut off contact than try and keep bad relationships on life support.

>>10377462
why not?

get out you faggots. you never talk about alcohol itself, just its effect on you. not food and cooking related

it's my birthday next week and mummy and daddy always get me a bottle of liquer
what should i ask for this year boys?

all i've got in atm is vodka, absinthe and ouzo

>>10377671
fuck off newfag

>>10374661
I had a group of friends with whom I drank since 15, now when 10 years passed, I'm the only one who's left drinking. Most of my friends have families now, few even kids. I have a gf, but she's also alco, we've been together for 6 years now. I think we're destined to kill each other/themselves. Sober we hate each other, drunk - we're the horniest happiest couple ever.

It's my birthday today. Drinking alone. I'm terrified by life.

>>10377664
Because it's disgusting.

No but why, seriously?

>>10377780
happy birthday anon. You aren't alone.

>>10377780
Happy birthday

>>10377798
sun was going down

>>10377801
>>10377803
Thanks mates.

>>10377805
C'mon man be serious.

Personal blog time
>past few weeks, notice mysterious pain coming and going on the fleshy side of my hand
>realize last night it's from opening beer bottles on the edge of tables, because I'm too much of a lazy fuck to get the bottle opener
The sad part is the pain grew as the night went on because I was hitting the bottle harder and harder without my drunk ass realizing it

>>10374375
>back to where we started edition
how about you go back to /r9k/ instead

>>10377689
ask for gin

>>10374988
Podcasts are great for this.

>>10374650
Does that mean a sufficiently literary al/ck/ poster will write al/ck/ Ulysses?

>>10377780
It's ok anon

>started drinking special brew
oops

I'm broke for the next few days so my Dad brought me over a dozen beer. Premium stuff too.

>>10377972
It's not. I'm weak and I need to be 10 times stronger for reality.

i fell off the wagon last night, after 7 weeks without a drop.
words cannot describe how bad i feel.

>>10377978
Filth. Even trampcider is better

>>10377984
I don't know your life so I can't say much but no one needs to be strong for reality. Just live

>>10377225
where do you aquire the new pantaloons if i may ask?

>>10378072
No, you may not

>>10377858
learn how to open a bottle with a bic lighter, it's one of the most basic alcky life hacks

>>10378159
I had a buddy try and teach me this, sliced the shit out of my finger about half a dozen times and gave up on it. It is really cool to see done properly but if you place the pressure in the wrong spot you can easily slice hand up

>>10378035
My boss told me to get my shit together and be more productive and engaged. It's true that I was not working well, my mind is slow and my body is tense. And when I'm not working I'm laying in my bed miserable. So now I take rialin to be more productive, but I haven't enough. I'll see a psychiatrist soon, hopeful I'll have more

>>10378204
Try to do as he says, man. Losing your job will NOT improve life. Sitting at home all day drinking is as miserable as it gets.

>>10378204
Anon... don't trust everything your boss says, don't base your self-value on how well he says you're doing your job. I know it's not easy in this capitalist society, it seems like you're never productive enough, but you are more than your work skills and I encourage you to explore more of that.

Good luck anon

Why is Frosty Jacks so godly?

> Been drinking for 10 years hard
> Went from 180lbs to 340lbs
> Haven't held down a job for more than a year since 2011\
> 1 rehab 1 mental health facility
> Lost all friends and family trust
> Unemployed, 31, steal money from moms purse to buy gut rot vodka.

>>10377414
I drank my own piss because I lost a bet while drunk.

>tfw you realize you have too many beers
>have to drink them in the daytime so you wouldn't suffer from a hangover at work
I know you guys are super alcoholics but for me this is a shitstorm waiting to happen.

i am in a bipolar rage right now and im gonna get drunk at 12

Why do alkies shit themselves so much?

>>10378473
fucked up innards, very relaxed muscles

>>10378414
Finally

>>10378473
i feel like ima shit myself right now

>>10374427
black and white images of people who have posted themselves in al/ck/ threads that are assumed to no longer be alive. I believe that one in OP was smirnoff bro. God speed you magnificent bastard.

>>10378480
I'm not the earlier anon. Just another anon who drank his pee pee

>wake up
>check to see if i did any retarded shit on amazon
>nothing
>disappoint
>go back to bed

Fuck alcohol and everything about it. 2 months now almost no sleep. I feel like I’m extremely ill.

>the fun good old days are gone eternally

i miss someone :(

I JUST have to drink my way through easter and then i can taper again and hide out

fucking events

i barely make enough money to pay my drinking bills.
what am i in for al/ck/?

i had tequila and i feel better

>>10378402
well you're scum

>>10378714
This raises a good point. I can't actually pin point when alcohol became more than just a bit of fun for me.

i baneposted irl last night, memes are taking over my life

>>10378846
Depends on the kind of lad you are.

Do you have what it takes to shine?

was here one or two nights ago but dang man is it always this depressing? idk bout y'all but i have a fuckin blast even 20 beers in; all about pace!

so fuck it let's have some fucking FUN now
post your fave drinkin music i'm gonna start with a borderline cheatin track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Ufe0jF-AE

>>10379292
its pretty fucking depressing

bring some positive vibes here nigga

>>10379307
fine fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVtFpZl7-Y
CELEBRATE THE DRINK

What does it matter. Clean a day and it starts again about to puke after one puff at 6. Kys. I wish.

>>10379313
i didnt even listen to the shit you posted i was talking about the general lol, bout to listen to both cuz i got fuck all to do

>>10379324
oh aight my bad haha
just the other drinkin generals i was in the last few times before they got banned on their respective boards were a lot more fun than this

less wallowing in defeat against the drink and more tripumph over how strong we were to guzzle down a load o poison and still wake up the next morning

we're alive, lads. even if death is our next goal we're still here if only that means we can have another handshake with a poison that's yet to beat us!

>>10379338
yeah, i should be on antipsychotics which are their own kind of poision
I chose alcohol
have a shitty trap song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsH7bMRz-AY

>>10375154
>poops nice and solid but somehow still require a full roll of ass wipe

I don't understand this magic.

I’ve reached the point where if I need to throw up, I just do it all over the floor. Efficiency rating soaring.

>>10379351
i want to say my nigga but feel like i shouldnt lol

>>10379347
yknow what this shit reminds me of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW5_znL2i7E

What would it be like if al/ck/ all lived in one big house?

So I woke up after a blackout today with a cut above my eye and only the right side of my glasses. I have no idea where my glasses went, but I broke the fuck out of them

I managed to stay sober for two days, most I've done in a year. Going for three next time.

Still wanna kill myself though

The janitor at my work just gave me a jar full of moonshine.

I'm tempted to try some of it, but I'm worried getting lead poisoning.

Does anyone here have any experience with the stuff? If so, is there any way I can tell if it is safe?

Going to my first AA meeting tomorrow. I'm kinda nervous, though. What should I expect?

Hey friends, I'm 3 weeks sober after spending a week in the hospital for anxiety-depression. Just want to let you know that the effects of alcohol don't just wear off when you feel "sober" again. Even just binge drinking on the weekends like I was, the negative effects on your mind and body stick with you and build up over time.

If you're binge drinking in any context, I'd encourage you to tone it down to normal amounts, or get help if you need it. Your life is so much bigger than the alcohol.

>>10379292
If it's still fun you just haven't wrecked your body enough desu.

>>10379448

there is no deadly bacteria on earth that can survive in any alcohol. (ethanol, isopropyl, etc.)

no idea where you got lead poisoning from

>>10379448
Just ask if it was made in a radiator or not

>going to Mormon family wedding
>can't drink for three days
I hate this

>>10377485
I've never heard someone say they enjoyed living in ontario and I kind of seem to understand why now. Shittiest place to live in canada for sure.

>>10379391
pretty lit desu

>>10379545
binge drink stupid heavily for months, go to detox, and dont take your meds after out of anxiety out of putting additional chems in your body and get back to me

>>10378473
Much more liquids in your diet compared to solid foods and alcohol absolutely fucks your digestive track. Ulcers are pretty common and yes I have shat myself multiple times.

Does anyone else here have GERD?

>>10379671
I apologize if I simplified things too much. Hope you can find help that works for you. However, there are plenty of people who think they can get away with alcoholism on a weekly basis. Wasn't trying to say that my path is the right path for everyone, and I didn't say that everyone should go cold turkey.

>>10379703
cold turkey can fuck up your life more than the alcoholism does

>>10379717
I know that. I didn't say that.
>or get help if you need it

>>10379351
i've barfed on every horizontal surface in my apartment
couple walls too

>>10379457
a long fucking hour
actually they're not too bad

>Another 2 days sober before i relapse again
Why do i go thought this hell if i know i'm gonna fail?

>>10379729
sorry i hit 6 different people's mailboxes at once (it was grouped) sober yesterday and later that night i got road range so i'm just anxious AND angry

i spoke to the property owners immediately after the incident, and making the report today, i learned it was NOT a hit-and-run and they didnt try to fuck my over - but why would they, right?

this is why i drink

>>10379875
jesus the typos in my post

>>10379742
Well, if it helps, I'm gonna try to keep at it.

I'm kinda worried, though. When I was in inpatient for detox I was one of the youngest there and and people were kinda like "you're so young what the hell are you doing here?", so I dunno if it will be the same at the meeting.

I didn't drink for weeks. I lost count how many weeks exactly but the last time I did drink I remember it was a big snowstorm. Probably mid February but I'll call it a month.

Thinking of getting a prostitute for my birthday in April.

>>10380067
Prostitutes are just expensive masturbation.

>>10380147
not if they like u

>>10374375
I quit drinking almost 6 months ago.
Physically my body feels much better, but I think about drinking a lot and I have much less fun in general. Im not really enjoying life as much and I have become basically an urban hermit. After I quit I stopped texting or calling anynone and I no longer talk to people in public.

Quitting drinking isn't really all its cracked up to be. I had a lot of problems with my stomach stemming from a burst appendix when I was in my early 20s and I have frequent stomach pains that forced me to quit.


T. Man I miss drinking

>>10380218
i quit for 3 weeks and had the mental shit going on, and need to quit my regular drinking permanently. however, i could never quit altogether permanently

theres nothing like getting drunk with people. no drugs that replicate it

>>10380235
It really wasn't hard to quit it was just depressing.
I recommend keep drinking unless you have health concerns

>>10380250
i am 23 and probably will have health concerns in a few years
before then i'll probably go crazy, join a merc group, and die horribly, unironically

hey sneakers bar dipped in peanut butter is quite good. I keep discovering new food.

>>10380288
*snikers kek

>>10380276
I had my stomach issues when I was 20, I quit 6 months ago about 3-4 weeks after I turned 26.
You got plenty of years left before you should consider quitting, 23 is way to early.

>>10380276
Try to kill the sense of romantic fatalism within yourself about throwing your life away

>>10380288
I smoke a lot more cigarettes and eat a lot more pizza since I quit.
Fucking spending more money sober then I was when I was drinking.
When I drank I stayed up extremely late and didn't eat much, and with my post drinking stomach pains I didnt eat much after either.

lets all run away and join the circus.

>>10380306
yeah i eat a lot more too. I was starting to get worried though, like never eating.

>>10380297
>>10380296
yeah, i know i can keep it up longer, i would just rather life be over soon, and am paranoid about a slow death i can't do anything about

I just raped a girl, what are the chances i get caught.

got a pulse of 156 right now, shouldi be worried? im not a fatass, average build and 21 yo. been on a 8 month binge

>>10380391
8 months is enough to be worried, especially if you're stopped drinking wtf
but when i detoxed and stopped taking my meds too soon i went to 200+ with palpitations but since i was in the airport i knew medics would come if i collapsed

the fucked up part is i went through TSA visibly sweating and shaking, barely able to get my shoes on, all they did was smile and wave me on

a couple hours aftewards i got airborne and my heart chilled out, but if i was TSA and I saw a guy like that i would've pulled him aside

>>10380432
i had also taken several edibles, waaaay to mchu

I've had a lovely night at Easter dinner with my Uncles and my Grandmother.
We drank a lot of wine and now I'm going to wind down the night with some rum.

Sometimes, things aren't all that bad. Even if your'e afraid before. Sometimes it works out.

>>10374430

I will never get this. You met this girl on tinder, she came to your place and ended up cuddling together. What in the world made you think she didnt want you to touch her. I dont ever get any pussy but it doesnt get much more obvious than that.

>>10380591
ive had that a couple times, sometimes my like for cuddling whoever outweights my attraction to people

I don't usually come on this board, but I feel like I need to talk about this and this is probably the place.
My dad just died at 51 from alcoholism. He drank all through my childhood and lost any custody of us when I was 4. He hadn't been calling me as often as he usually did and he wasn't answering his phone, but I figured at worst he was just on one of his binges and I'd hear from him soon and see him this summer when I flew out to visit.
Around noon my grandparents, his parents, found him dead in his house from alcohol poisoning.
I haven't cried (except as I was writing this I started, so I guess that's something) and I don't really know what to do in this situation. I'm happy with the last conversation I had with him and the last time I saw him in person, but I wish I could have called him last night. Maybe if I had I could have held him on the phone and we could have talked about what's going on with each of us long enough that he would have just gotten tired and gone to sleep so he could go to work today and go over to my grandparent's for Easter.
He always said there was something in his head that we couldn't understand that made him just need to drink. He always called it a disease but I never bought it.
Any input from other alcoholics about this? I don't feel like I can talk to anyone in person about this.

Lads, how do you counteract the fear

>>10380641
Sorry for your loss, man. I'd have hated to lose my dad at such a young age.

I can't speak for any other alcoholics but for me, I drink because I just can't exist in the life that I am forced to occupy. I wasn't supposed to end up like this. And if I ever really think about how things turned out... There'd be something worse than a bottle waiting for me.

>>10380654
Where's the "Extremely horny" tag?

>>10380659
Thanks.
I think that actually helps. He definitely didn't end up where he had planned. He always talked about how much he wished he'd kept his marriage with my mom together and how he wished he'd been able to spend more time around my sister and I. I definitely think things were exacerbated by that.
>I wasn't supposed to end up like this.
He said stuff really close to this pretty often.
I wish he'd just realized none of that meant he couldn't try to come back from a wrecked career and family life. If there really even is a point of no return he wasn't there yet.

>>10380641
>Maybe if I had I could have held him on the phone and we could have talked about what's going on with each of us long enough that he would have just gotten tired and gone to sleep so he could go to work today and go over to my grandparent's for Easter.
It wasn't your job to take care of him. It is quite understandable to second guess or what if's but put it out of your mind. Children of alcoholics have codependency tendencies, so look that up and get a bit aware about that.
>He always said there was something in his head that we couldn't understand that made him just need to drink. He always called it a disease but I never bought it.
Naw. It's a disease for all intents and purposes. Alcoholics are never actually cured. They just have to know themselves, their triggers, their cravings, and live a completely different lifestyle. Some have to stay active in AA, like for some people maybe even daily, to keep them on track with a support network of people who know the shit of it all. You can be on vacation, a trigger for many to drink, and see signs posted in the lobby and in all papers for "Friends of Bill'. As science learns more, you should just realize at this point, you shouldn't really mess with anything that would lead you to addiction for genetic reasons. The more you get EDUCATED on the topic, the better you can recognize what not to do and keep yourself in check.
>Any input from other alcoholics about this? I don't feel like I can talk to anyone in person about this.
Go to an al-anon meeting if you feel you could talk to someone in person, as they are confidential. It will let you talk, but importantly, listen to other people who have lived or currently live with alcoholics. i'm sure there are books you could find inspiring too.

>>10380692
>Go to an al-anon meeting
I had no idea this existed. This might help me a lot. Thank you.

>>10380663
that comes a day later
it's kind of nice, i can jerk off for like three hours when that happens

>>10375468
same, it's mostly liquid and it doesn't stink as bad as beer shit (although I've noticed vodka shits smell the worse, but it could be because when I drink vodka, I Drink vodka)

>>10377602
idk man, he should have been drinking a shit load of booze during those 10 years
I once knew a guy who started drinking when he was 12, started his life long bender when he was around 10; he was 40 and he was like an African Simpson, a skelly guy with a big ass belly and COMPLETELY yellow
he ded now

>>10380839
around 18*sorry

>>10374396
no

>>10380707
It could help you deal with mom, and dad's parents and anyone else who had to live with him. It might be a good meeting, or a lame meeting you first find, you never know, and it might take 3-4 meetings before you even find it worth it to you (give it a chance in other words) but it should have far more inspiration for you than just a bereavement or other kind of support group one might find at a hospital for instance.

Again, I'm very very sorry, anon. That's too young for someone to die. His parents might be feeling some of the things you are about the what if's. Tomorrow just be really kind to them and just talk about the love you had for him, flaws and all. Though he didn't stay with your Mom, I'm glad you had some contact with him and had a chance to know him at all.

It's been a little while since I looked into this topic, but apparently it's called ACOA (Adult Children of Alcoholics) as the book topics now.
Here's a quick blog find that might get a book recommendation to read:
https://www.thefix.com/content/8-books-helped-me-acoa-recovery
I found the whole "codependency no more" bestseller enlightening. My sister became a nurse, a profession known to attract codependents, and I found it instructional in interpersonal family drama stuff. Now I can spot the behaviors in coworkers, friends, and such, and it helps me be more understanding to others. It's almost a business skills to know the psychology of this and similar topics.

>accidentally drank my own piss
is there any worse feel bros...

>>10380854
It's kind of creeping me out how well codependency describes me. I thought I'd managed to get out of my childhood pretty unscathed relative to most children of alcoholics, but I guess not.

>>10380391
normal resting pulse is about 60-90 for most people. 156 resting indicates your body is pumping out tons of stress hormones to fight the depressant effects of alcohol OR you are going through withdrawal. Either way, an 8 month binge is bad, bad news. I would call an ambulance if you arent able to get to an Emergency room. If you are able to on your own, go to one, now.

Ive gone to ER four times for alcohol withdrawal issues, so im not talking out my ass. Never had a pulse that high. You should be scared.

>>10380432
nobody cares about your life story, that dude has a serious issue going on. either give some helpful advice or put a cork in it.

>>10380067
I need to quite drinking and indulge my yellow fever.

>>10380910
Oi mate
Telling our life story is therapeutic. You can't say "Stop helping yourself we're helping someone else now"
Help for all is welcome

>>10380895
It's nothing to be creeped out about. It is what it is...but knowing about it helps you properly communicate with others, know healthy "boundaries" with others so you don't feel slighted or too much a giver, and basically helps you take care of your needs without too much grief or worry. The more you know...

>>10380147
Don't you think I realize that? These girls 99.9% find me disgusting just like any civilian women would. Still it's a nice break from sitting alone in my room stroking my dick.

>>10380654
Just take a couple tablets of benadryl and cozy up with a movie and some soup or ice cream. Helped me for my first few weeks.

>>10380958
But stroking your dick in a dark room is self exploring to get to know yourself better.

>>10380958
just make sure to save enough money to hire two so you have one sucking your dick and the other one licking your nipples/asshole

>>10380654
xanax/benadryl/melatonin/meditation, or all at once

also greasy food once you can keep it down, near here I can get a shit ton of fried chicken and pizza for ~6usd

>>10381062
Niggers tongue my anus.

>>10379601
Apparently it can have this stuff in it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methanol
>Methanol when drunk is metabolized first to formaldehyde and then to formic acid or formate salts.[13] These are poisonous to the central nervous system and may result in blindness, coma, and death.

>>10380920
>>10380391
Im this guy, these sotries do help me, i just keep finding myself in this stupid cycle.
>>10380905
What did they say? to abstain? im not going to go because i dont have insurance and cant afford the us.'s retarded medical bill

>heavy drinker of spirits for 6 years
>suddenly start getting side pains, I assume it's kidneys
>immediately become ill, nose bleeds, runny nose, headache, unable to sleep, constantly thirsty
>assume something very bad is going to happen
>3 days pass like this
>on the fourth day I feel fine
>immediately start drinking again
fdfdsfdsfsf

>>10381641
you legend, i cant even go more than 2 days without drinking, regardless of the liver and pancreas pains

>that struggle between going to bed and having another drink

>>10381990
This but also not this
I want to go to sleep but family is running around fucking each other and being otherwise awake

>>10382000
>family going around fucking each other
>fucking each other
how do you even have internet

>>10382066
You can have family that aren't related, broseph.
I'm not talking sisters and brothers here

>>10382078
Ok no inbreed shit here

>23
>never been to a party aside from with my brother that was timid asf
>have drank probably 11 beers in my life and like half a cup of vodka that tasted like literal windex and if i was not at a party with my brother i probably would have thought i drank something else
>drank that vodka and probably 6 of those total beers that night
>the beer was some garbage Lithuanian micro-brewery shit and was absolute piss
>did not even get drunk, all i felt was like i upped my FOV in an FPS game a bit and it kind of cool

Am i missing out boys? Should i get on the booze. I have never been drunk and i have been high on weed once.

>>10382281
Most of us will tell you to not even start drinking, since it's ruining our lives

I don't like this april fools. This thread is the only place I feel safe right now.

i got spiritually wrecked by stupid shit and drove to get liqour and taco bell hello alck

>>10382575
i have the shakes while still drinking becuase i stopped im gonna play callof dutysomeone just pulled intomydrivey nvm itwasroommates

bumpbeforeim ake a thread myself

>>10382837
ifeel like wecould go on longer but the spacebar is fucked

>>10376985
teach ESL in Vietnam. $25/hr, sideways pussy, live next to a wonder of the world.

>>10379347
post patti plz

>>10379376
i know the guy who made this, he's friends with corbin/spooky black. unironically a very good album