/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No, I gave my meat to your mom

I got a “lamb” doner, so no

does eating ass count

>>10373036
I was gonna fast but my coworker brought me a honey fry bread from the res so I guess I’m eating

>>10373036
Gonna split a baked potato throughout the day

Not yet.

I don't acknowledge jewish religions/practices, so no.

>>10373036
I had „Gottes Bscheisserle“ wich roughly translates to „god trickers“

Basically you cant see the meat inside and thats why god is ok with that

>>10373247
Haha neat. Any more lifehacks?

Just liquid sugar like the good lord demands

>>10373215
He was called king of the jews mockingly, sweden

>>10373282
He was still a biological jude, and you're still following a jewish god (Yahweh). Face it, lad, you've been kiked.

>>10373292
>rejects jewish faith, teachings, and creates Christianity
>slain by jews for doing this
>h-hes a jew!

>>10373336
what the fuck is that creature thing..

>>10373137
You're allowed one meat-free meal and two smaller ones that add up to less than the regular meal according to tradition.

>>10373292
He was a Galilean, and he was executed for teaching about the universal father versus a nationalistic jealous god.
Most kikery refers to Ashkenazi Jews, but you probably already know that, being one, posting an anti Christ post on a cooking board.

Is katsuoboshi meat? Is an egg meat?

Personally, I am glad /ck/ has always been a devout Catholic board.

>>10373336
>rejects jewish faith, teachings, and creates Christianity
Actually, he was a defender of the jewish faith, as jews of the time were losing their way with G-d.

>slain by jews for doing this
Romans killed him for being a filthy jude, they didn't give a shit about the jews' petty squabbles.

Sounds like you need to study your religion a bit more.

>>10373405
>He was a Galilean
Thanks for re-affirming my position that he was still semitic.

>he was executed for teaching about the universal father versus a nationalistic jealous god.
Nope, he was slain because the materialistic jews of the time disliked him trying to get them back on the path of Yahweh.

>follower of a jew accusing anyone else of kikery
Ironic.

>>10373628
>he was a defender of jews
No he wasnt he converted them to Christianity and told them they were following the wrong belief and changed all of the rules
>romans
No it was definitely jews. Which is why they mock him calling him king
>follower of a jew
I dont think you understand that he created Christianity no matter how many times youre told lol

I think you need to get off pols varg threads or maybe head on back over to redit to circlejerk about atheism

>>10373857
Don't respond to Christ killers anon. They can never accept Jesus's love over their own greed

>>10373336
>>10373628
>>10373857
You guys could seriously do with educating yourselves. You're all arguing with wrong information.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_early_Christianity


The gist is that Christianity was a martyr sect of judaism based on the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth's interpretation on the Torah. Time just inevitably split them up because of ideological differences

>>10373899
>Christianity is the same as Judaism

I'm a vegan, and I'm an atheist, so no. I never do, and it's not because some ancient book tells me to do so. It's mostly because I find it more practical to eat food picked off the ground than it is to feed it over to some animal which you eventually end up killing and eating.

>>10373909
I didnt say that? Take a moment to actually read about the teachings of Christ

>>10373929
not from wikipedia

>>10373924
Not a vegan but I can respect that. Definitely an atheist though, today meat is on the menu. Burgers in fact, I'll make em extra tasty just to spite God.

>>10373247
Funny thing it, this was invented in a convent.

>>10373999
>just to spite God
why do you need to be bitter about making a hamburger lmao

>>10374013
Haha, I'm not bitter, I just don't believe in God.

As a Buddhist, I'm eating leftover thai red curried chicken because all 3 Abrahamic religions promote nothing but evil adherence to archaic tribalistic attachments. Free your palate from the yolk of control mechanisms.

>>10374032
No one cares

>>10374038
Many people find chicken acceptable to eat. It's mostly a ban on red meat so your statement is bullshit.

>>10374045
Stop replying to him hes a sperge

>>10373628
>Biblical Jews and modern Jews are the same people
>When Christianity outright calls the latter the synagogue of Satan.

>>10373899
Modern Judaism was invented 200 years after Christianity.

>>10373036
>polish sausage in my kolache
>ham on my ham and swiss sammich
why wouldn't i eat meat today?

>>10373036
I'm Orthodox Christian so I'm celebrating Good Friday April 6th and Bright Monday April 9th.

>>10373036
I've eaten a different animal at every meal today.

>>10374102
No, Christ said only pharisees were the synagogue of satan because they started worshipping other gods besides Yahweh, but nowhere in the Bible does it say all jews are evil satanists who should be gassed or whatever.

>>10374203
>Christ said only pharisees
nope

>>10374203
Fun fact, abrahamic christianity in it's infancy was only meant to be for jews. One disciple, Paul, straggled to rome where he began his lunatic preaching in the roman environment of tolerance for all religious fanatics unless they stirred up trouble like the jew christians ultimately did.

>>10374384
>fun fact
>isn't a fact
lmao

>>10374102
>muh satanic synagogue
Revelations is the worst book of the NT and should be considered non-canon, tbfrank.

Also that line was Jesus pulling a No True Judean.

>>10373036
No. It’s time for no bread goy

Does the fish between my gf's legs count?

>>10373036
Damn right first thing I cooked this morning was a steak. Wil continue to eat good. >some guy starved himself years ago so I have to

Cucks

>>10373247
Kind of like Jews when they fly and cover themselves in a plastic bag so god can't see them lmfao

>>10373276
why is The Stig on coke 12 packs?

god's not real, but i didn't eat any meat bc i don't want to go to helll

I went to this Ukranian butcher/deli today because they dry and sell their old sausages at 1.99/lbs and I'm poor.
>a bus load of people there
>people were getting meat so their priest could bless their sausage Easter basket on Saturday for Easter Sunday
what.the.fuck. Bless my sausages what a mess.

>>10374160
What's it like living 2 weeks behind the rest of the world?

>>10373036
I was going to have bistek, but I forgot to defrost my beef. So I had a rotisserie chicken with some vegetables

>>10374038
silly pajeet.

>>10374446
Stfu kike