/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I do occasionally

It's counter-intuitive when part of eating pizza is the convenience.

>>10373449
"Our good leader" also eats steak well done with ketchup and you know how we feel about sauces and doneness here on /ck/

>>10373449
You and that orange bastard are both faggots.

>>10373449
He wears $5000 suits and his positions demand CONSISTENT cleanliness. I'm currently wearing a stained gray tshirt. If I was wearing a suit, I would eat with a fork as well.

>>10373449
Because i don't care if my hands get messy

>>10373449
He's a fucking billionaire. He didn't want to eat that greasy shit anyways.

>>10373524

>>10373512
Are you saying the president can’t eat a slice pizza without messing all over himself like a toddler?

>>10373508
>You and that orange bastard are both faggots.

>>10373449
>so called land of the free
>expected to copy the leader

>>10373512
>owns a $5000 suit
>wears it like he bought it off the rack at Dillard's

For what purpose?

Because I'm not a manchild

>>10373732
>eats with bare hands
>not a manchild

>>10373563

>>10373737
Don't lie to me. I'm betchin you even wipe the grease off before you start eating as well.

>>10373449
>ill take 2 big macs, two fish sandwiches, and a chocolate frosty. oh I a millionaire btw and eat this constantly.

>>10373449
I do this when the pizza is really hot or greasy.
>>10373467
Yes, food police even more insufferable than those of reddit.

>>10373451
This.

Depends, I eat fast food pizza with hands but restaurant pizza with knife and fork, or if its too greasy/hot/floppy

>>10373563
Obsessed.

>>10373726
He wears it like it's the 90s. Go look up what NBA players and draftees looked like back then when they dressed up. Fitted suits are a more recent thing. The other reason he stuck with that style is to cover up his fat fuck body that he's embarrassed about

>>10373449
>Our good leader does it.
He also eats his steak well done, with ketchup. The guy's a major embarrassment to the American people.

>>10373968
Steak with ketchup should be a capital offense

>>10373449
I'm not a colossal manchild shithead.

he fucks aids riddle porn "stars" raw....while his perfectly adequate wife is pregnant with his massively autistic child.

Trump is not someone I aim to ape.

pizza with a fork is pretty good
very nostalgic, reminds me of being a kid

I only don't do it because of the social stigma. I wish I could not give a fuck at the levels he does

I eat traditional thin based napoli pizza like that but normal pizza I just eat with my hands.

>>10373997
I mean using utensils to eat is making use of civilized technology and is basically the opposite of being a manchild.

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>>10373449
Because I can fit a slice of pizza in my hand

nigger eats at MACdonalds in case someone tries to poison him in the whithouse.

fuck his cracker bullshit. Someone needs to John Wilkes Booth his degenerate ass

>>10373449
He likely has to shake hands with a lot of other people and doesn't want grease on his hands. Are you stupid OP?

>>10374188
underrated

>>10374188

>>10374224
over half the country would sooner execute you to protect him, and it's the side that actually owns guns

>>10374246
>over half the country
might want to check those numbers again me boy

>>10374246
>over half
You are beyond delusional, silly summer child.

>>10374252
>>10374253

>>10374224

>in case someone tries to poison him in the whithouse

Yeah, and he goes to his golf club every weekend because Obama tapped the wires at the White House...

>>10374258
Some triggered morons have simply never read the Constitution of the United States of America.

>>10374258
all those counties and yet still lost the popular vote by 3 million, it's almost like those counties are unpopulated wastelands

https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/constitution-transcript

>>10374258
all the blue spots are hotbeds for crime too

>tfw your crazy fundie veep is better at acting like a human being than you

>>10374270
>one of 3 nations on the entire planet who could feasibly self-sustain due to the natural resources in those regions
>"wasteland"

coastfags, everyone

>>10374270

>unpopulated wastelands

And most of the people who live in those types of places are uneducated and uninformed, and just vote for whomever their church tells them to.

>>10374270
It's almost like the big blue dots are sanctuary cities or something

>>10374290
>one side votes for who their church & township agrees on
>the other side votes for whoever will keep their welfare & amnesty going

I do, just not in front of strangers because they might feel uncomfortable.

>>10374295

Literally proving my point about being uninformed.

>>10374295
It's almost like strawmanning this hard, on both sides, gets us nowhere! :^)
Guess we better get ready for more school shootings!

>>10374292
>sanctuary cities
don't worry big boy i'm sure all that proof of noncitizens voting by the millions is going to turn up any day now

>>10374258
Like most drumpftards, you know less about amerilard govt. than the recent immigrants who passed their 100 question citizenship test today. And your fake /pol/tard graphic further demonstrates your absolute ignorance.

>>10373449
Because I'm not a fag.

>>10373449
I only eat pizza with a fork when I'm A: Gaming or B: don't want to get my blues dirty

>>10374303
I could care less about another statistical anomaly
>>10374305
It's not like you cant vote with a California drivers license or anything.

What is the most ghetto drink? For me it is the 2 liter pepsi

>>10374302
hahahahahaha

>>10374314
if you were old enough to vote you would know that you can't register to vote with just a driver's license. cunt.

>>10373449
I do. I NEVER use my hands when eating, no exceptions.

>>10374319
reminder that democrats oppose voter ID

>>10374322

So you're a weirdo.

>>10374319

>>10374270
It's sad that she won the popular vote by only 3 million given how many millions of illegals voted.

>>10374330
That's a good idea though, in Canada you're automatically registered to vote by just being a gosh darn adult in the country, and that's how most of the world does it. Having to do paperwork weeks in advance just to participate in democracy sounds a bit silly.

>>10374319
Now they made it impossible to audit the results

>>10374327

Stop being retarded. You already need an ID to vote. "Voter ID" is just a way to suppress votes from people who are more likely to vote Democratic and everybody knows it.

>>10374314
You obviously aren't old enough to vote or are not from the US. You can't vote with only a driver's license anywhere, dumbass.

>>10374305
You have to admit that a democrat policy is to pay off people to vote for their people, the old democrat party saying is "vote early, vote often." That's a fact.

>>10374329
No, I just like keeping clean hands. It's not worth having to wash my hands after I eat food, this way I never have to worry about it. Try it, makes life so much easier. That being said, probably helps that 100% of my meals are eaten alone in front of my computer.

>>10374338
>. "Voter ID" is just a way to suppress votes from people who are more likely to vote Democratic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBxZGWCdgs

>>10374336
They hand out drivers licenses to illegals. All you need to vote is a license.

>>10374335
You're a fucking moron.

>>10374343

>it's a democrat policy to get people to vote

Anon...

>>10374348
>can't refute what I said
>having to resort to personal attacks

Typical liberal.

>>10374347
That's utter bullshit, and you SHOULD know that, but you're fucking stupid.

more like bad leader

>>10374351
"vote early, vote often" means vote often in the same election using illegal means. That's the democrat party way.

>>10374353
all you need is proof of residency for a license

>>10374352
Everyone has already refuted what you said, it's simply a damned lie and people like you are too fucking retarded to realize you're being led down the primrose path like sheep.

>>10374352
Why should anyone have to "refute" something that hasn't been plausibly indicated in any way whatsoever, much less proven

>>10374335
its sad you rely on the criminal demographic at all for votes

>>10374338
>"Voter ID" is just a way to suppress votes from people who are more likely to vote Democratic and everybody knows it.

Yes, illegal immigrants and dead people.

>>10374367
It's sad you have a gaping hole where your brain should be.

Eating pizza with utensils is only okay when it's deep dish, because it's basically cheese pie at that point. If you eat thin crust pizza with a fork you're a beta cuck desu

>>10374367
They're still voters and why democrat party types still offer them "free" shit to vote for them.

Why is this on /ck?

>>10374364
per dmv

>>10374380
>openly admitting democrats break the law to secure election power

>>10374391
Yeah look into the clinton foundation and uranium one amonst other things.

>>10374391
a criminal citizen is still a citizen
an illegal immigrant is not a citizen and has also committed a civil offense, not a crime
read a fucking book

>>10374388

/pol/ gets lonely in it's echo chamber and spazzes out on real boards now and then.

>>10374405
Indeed.

>>10374402
>people who illegally immigrate, dont pay taxes and exponentially increase the crime rate in wherever they live should be allowed to vote

>>10373998
?

>>10374405
>Its OK when /leftypol/ makes a thread

>>10374417

What's even hard to understand about what he wrote? Do you exclusively watch Fox news and read Brietbart so have never heard of Story Daniels? Kek, you're in for a big surprise.

>>10374414
""""illegals"""" pay taxes and commit less crimes than citizens
frankly though, as noncitizens they should not be and are not allowed to vote

>>10374402
Being here illegally is not a civil offence, it's a criminal offence, maybe you consult some law books. Do you the difference between civil and criminal law?

>>10374419
Sorry Ayden, so sorry that a bunch of preteens larping as communists on cripplechan is your great enemy

>>10374426
>""""illegals"""" pay taxes

Being here illegally is not a civil offence, it's a criminal offence, maybe you should consult some law books. Do you know the difference between civil and criminal law?

>>10374419

>/leftypol/

Do you also think there's a thing called the "alt-left" just because Trump said it once? Just because you believe in fringe conspiracy shit and only get your information from fringe conspiracy shit places doesn't mean that everyone else is just as uninformed and brain dead.

>>10374443
they pay taxes, my dude

>>10374447

>>10374448
>""""illegals"""" pay taxes

>>10374458
......did you read the chart?

>/pol/ should stay in /pol/
>but /leftypol/ gets to be anywhere they want to

fuck off

>>10374463
>""""illegals"""" pay taxes

>>10374425
i think you unironically get your news from the daily show or colbert
I do not use brietbart and fox has unfortunately become the least biased news source since the last election. Cnn doesnt even try to hide it anymore and cuts feeds if someone says something they disagree with.
You should make your own opinion by watching both instead of acting like a prissy faggot

>>10374466
If they wanted a /pol/ thread, we should give it to them.
>>10374469
now were delving into semantics.

>>10374471
Only a moron gets news from only source. Anyone worth a dime or more gets news from multiple sources, as many as possible.

>>10374478
But clearly you did not!

because unlike our "good leader", I'm not a retarded manchild

>>10374481
Why do you say that? Prove yourself out.
I bet that you can't.

BLIMPFKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>getting news
>believing everything some talking head on a show says
It's too bad you lost your ability to do one, without the other.

>>10374481
You made the assertion, prove it.

Dear leader eats pizza anyway he wants.

>>10374472
>merely pretending to pay taxes but getting 95% of it back in the form of government welfare programs, thus forcing the legal residents of the country to involuntarily fund your very existence
>"semantics"

>>10374486
>>10374493
>where is your source for the claim that trump had sex with aids ridden porn stars
>wheres your source that says he didnt!?
can u guys not follow a conversation or something

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>10373941
>Yes, food police even more insufferable than those of reddit.
huh?

>>10374502
I think you mixed up me with some other anon. I never claimed that about Trump.

Glenisfest - Talking Heads - Girlfriend Is Better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVsbMthQ6z0

PIZZA TIME

>>10374514
Why did you even reply then?
>>10373998

DRUMMMPPFFF

>>10374522
Because you wrongly attacked me.
Why did you incorrectly post?
Fucking idiot.

>>10374528
Now you are upset for being a retard lmao. How can you not follow a simple conversation you are so dumb holy fuck

>>10374469
In point of fact, illegals paid a much larger percentage of their income in taxes compared to drumpf, who conveniently refuses to show he paid nothing for 18 years yet brags about it, lol.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

>drumpftards btfo!

>>10374521
she must really like pizza

>>10374538
I fail to see how following the law is a problem.

>>10374528
lurking but you are retarded

>>10374538
>illegals paid a much larger percentage of their income in taxes compared to drumpf

What number is 0 greater than?

>>10374537
Fuck off, just admit that you were wrong.
Are so much of a faggot that you can't admit to being in the wrong?

>>10374521
Fiorina is like a robot, she does not require food and as such a joyless creation, if she did it wouldn't be pizza.

Very surprised by Kasich.

>>10374549
No, I'm not. Perhaps you need some reading comp lessons.

>>10374555
I was wrong about what? Calling you a retard because you cant follow a conversation?
Quit being a bitter cunt dude holy shit
Turn off the computer relax get some air

>>10374521

carly fiorina god damn robot any way

>>10374549
Apparently English isn't your strong point.
That's your problem, not mine.

>>10374564

>>10374471

>Cnn doesnt even try to hide it anymore and cuts feeds if someone says something they disagree with

That's literally something that comes from Fox news, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBGudMadlY0

>>10374565
You're the one that didn't follow the thread and when I called you out on it you got all pissy like a faggot. Get over yourself.