/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10356496
Bro, look up poutine.

>>10356496
why the fuck is it that everytime any american state tries to replicate poutine they just fuck it up or make it nasty?

like fuck dude just make fries and put on some gravy or demi and some curds, why they gotta be crinkle cut faggot potatos and, god forbid, that rancid american 'pre-shredded' cheese

DOES AMERICA REALLLLLLLLLLLLY DO THIS

>>10356498
This isn't poutine retard. The cheese is melted

>>10356496
In all reality its really just a poor man's poutine, but its nice to order when its 4AM and you are hammered.

>>10356509
>curds
Go fuck yourself cheese is meant to be melted
Disco Fries > Poutine

>>10356496
For some strange reason, the diner across the street from me run by Greeks has it on the menu and I live in Georgia. Never knew where it originated

>>10356509
>I can look at OPs pic and tell whether the cheese was pre-shredded
Wow Canadians must be super smart

>>10356496
I live in Upstate New York yet I've never heard of "Steamed Hams"

>>10356520
yeah, and curds melt dipshit

pre-shredded cheese is fucking disgusting, they don't even sell brick cheese in most of your grocery stores amerilard

>>10356521
Bet you $10,000 those Greeks originated from the tri-state area and moved away when things got expensive as fuck and they were afraid of race riots.

>>10356496
I've lived in NJ for 30 years and never heard of them.

>>10356529
>they don't even sell brick cheese in most of your grocery stores amerilard

They do, but its convenient to buy pre-shredded and the same price.

Surprised, usually it is an american who is all autistic and posting angrily over nothing.

>>10356529
Curds don't melt its just gobs of stupid half melted retarded Canadian cheese KYS

>>10356529
President's Choice brand pre-shredded cheese is sold all over Canada. And I don't know what shitty ghetto grocery stores you went to in the US but I assure you most of them do sell brick cheese.

>>10356540
You probably call it pork roll too, fucking south Jersey hick.

>>10356545
not my problem you half-melt your curds retard
>>10356543
pre-shredded has additives 75% of the time and it sure as shit isn't the same price
americans arguing over food quality, genuinely hilarious

>>10356545
>picture clearly shows melted cheese

>>10356514
Europeans don't put frozen cheese on their poutine you retard.

>>10356496
>common
Literally never heard of this bullshit.

>>10356561
post your local diner.

>>10356555
Those are disco fries

>>10356514
with poutine, hot gravy poured over the fries melts the cheese.

>>10356496
You can't just say "seasoned." That's not informative at all.

>>10356554
>not my problem you half-melt your curds retard
Every Canadian poutine is like this you retard

>>10356555
Yes because they are disco fries you utter piece of shit

>>10356549
I do.
Go to NYC if you love it so much, fucking yuppie.

>>10356572
that's really weird because i live in canada and my curds are melted when i melt them because that's how that fucking works faggot

>>10356554
My man, they are quite literally the same price for shredded or not shredded.

>>10356496
So it's just shitty poutine?

Disco Fries > Taco Bell Fries Bel Grande.......> shitting diarrhea on fries > poutine

>>10356573
Its so easy to know when someones from fucking south Jersey, and they always bring up m-m-muh NYC.

Philly here. I hate this shithole but at least we have mega fries at *every* pizza place

>implying all you faggots didn't steal this staple food item from the northern English

>>10356578
This is normal poutine. Fries and globs of cheese you dumb fuck.

>>10356496
had them once at a local pizza joint. Was pretty good, but you`re definitely hyping this shit up, OP.

but fat sandwiches though, that shit`s delicious and worth the heart attack.

>>10356592
>mega fries
BASED

>>10356605
>Cars.

They're alright.

Back when they had the fat trucks in New Brunswick next to the bus stop somewhere near college ave, i was shithoused from stealing booze from frathouses and literally spent the rest of the extra cash I had on a second fat sandwich instead of a train ticket home.

Those were the times.

>>10356563
It's (town name) diner. They just have regular non covered in bullshit fries. I've lived in New Jersey since I was a baby and I have NEVER seen this shit.

>>10356617
POST IT YOU SOUTHIE TRASH.

>>10356617
what town name?

>>10356610
We just call these "loaded fries" up here in new england, although there's usually sour scream involved too.

>>10356496
All of Canada, breh.

>>10356622
>>10356623
Ah, Swedesboro. You caught me. I am from SJ. And we don't eat those bullshit fries.

>>10356567
"Seasoned" is usually just pic related on the fries unless it's a more homemade concoction of salt, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder etc.

Most of the time if you were to see "seasoned fries" at a restaurant you'd know what you were getting without needing specifics.

>>10356528
It's an Albany expression.

>>10356639
>melted cheese
Fuck no

>>10356639
Canada doesn't melt it you dumb fuck canuck

>>10356496
I've had them and they're unironically delicious. It almost made up for having to live in New Jersey.

>>10356632
i don't feel like that would even be worth the extra calories, as mild as sour cream is. it doesn't seem like it would do much for the dish, it wouldn't contrast against it at all

>>10356647
Pfft he says he lives and Jersey and only has one diner close by.

6/10 diner and menu, at least its open 24/7.

Why are you all getting so mad over this?

>>10356699
Because we're all socially retarded.

>>10356699
Everyone always gets mad over everything and slings insults at each other isnt that how this works.

>>10356496
This is cultural appropriation of a Québécois dish. Please check your Anglo privilege.

>>10356687
Hey, I picked the closest one. I typically eat elsewhere. Admittedly its pretty mediocre. Incidentally, that's why I eat elsewhere.

>>10356699
Bro, this is 4chan, haven't you ever been here, it's half banter and half people getting upset at banter and actually getting mad.

>>10356699
because these fucking stupid canuckistani leaf faggots keep lying about our disco fries. also I'm not mad

>>10356498
we're not talking about failed continents here, kids.

discos fries are in every diner in PA, NJ, NY in my experience

>>10356814
>Thinks canada is a continent

WHoly shittu

>>10356824
>thinks poutine is canadian
french name means french trash.
just like quebec.

>>10356857
So, are you saying Quebec is a continent? Are you saying France is a continent? Help me out, here. I need to know what to ridicule you for.

>>10356865
>I need to know what to ridicule you for.
He's lived a life that led to posting on /ck/.

>>10356824
Fuck poutine

>>10356768
New Jersey is a le 56% shithole. Quebec is based. Québécois girls are some of the hottest qt3.14s around.

>>10356879
>sad afterthought gravy
could do better

>>10356540

You have to eat at Meme Bros. Dude!

>>10356559

Europeans don't ear poutine.

>>10356709
Look, you ignorant moron, there are people talking about shit they don't know anything about in this thread. They're acting like they know, when they've never fucking eaten poutine in their life. It's a Canadian invention. It's not fucking American.

>>10356681
Naw,it's pretty good, slight tang with the salt, fatty bacon and fries and cheese. Try it, just like a dollop or two on top. It's like sour cream,on a baked/loaded potato.

>>10356496
been eating this in scotland for like 15 years?

yes i'm fat.

>>10357004
yeah, no shit dickhead, poutine is rancid shit garbage. Of course that jizzy afterbirth of a dish comes from canada
Disco fries are top tier.

>>10356614
All the grease trucks are gone now, so you have to go to the pizzerias where half of them suck ass at making them

>>10356496
It's just a worse version of poutine.

>>10356592
>>10356610
Bacon cheese fries are literally everywhere even in bumfuck, nowhere.

Poutine is disgusting. Gravy is disgusting in general. Nothing about pic related looks appetizing to me

>>10357236
It's pretty bad when is cold or room temperature

>>10357068
Its essentially the exact same dish. Who cares.

>>10356824
canada is a continent.

The continents don't mean anything so you can make up whatever the fuck you want. I claim that canada is a continent, and non-canada is the other continent.

>>10356822
We have them in Connecticut in every Greek owner diner. I am assuming Massachusetts has them too. I also live in a town with a French Canadian population so I can get regular poutine if I want. Both of them taste pretty similar. It’s fucking potatos with gravy on it.

>>10357236
this. in fact, I hate potatoes in general and condiments and cheese. Cooking in general is gay

>>10356498
>>10356514
>>10356566
cheese curd goes on poutine.
not cheese.

>>10358620
huh?

WARNING!! A new Challenger Approaches!

>>10357513
Actually, I have lived in mass my entire life and have never seen disco fries

Njfag here, live on the shore and nothing beats disco fries and boardwalk pizza
Or anything from Midway

>>10356496
Dirty Guido

>>10356603
*curd

>>10359170
what's the purple stuff on them?

Also i made potato nachos once (not with fries though, with roasties)

>>10361039
What's boardwalk pizza?

>>10356649

naild it, bro

>>10361200
Pizza you get on the boardwalk?

>>10357525
>Cooking in general is gay

I think one man sucking another man's dick is even gayer.

>>10356528
>simpsons.tiff ?????

everyone else ITT has rly bad reading comprehension

What a sad fucking thread.

>oh man so glad we have CHEESE FRIES only to be found here in my local dive that nobody knows about. One time we even put BACON on them omgomgomg

Grew up in NJ, never heard of that disgusting flyover tier garbage.
On topic, California probably has the best statewide cuisine. Actually know how to use fresh ingredients. it's the italy of America.
>>10356549
I don't call it neither cause I don't eat that trash.

>>10362965
>California probably has the best statewide cuisine
2/10 bait

>>10356590
kek
also it's a fucking sub not a hoagie or whatever the fuck you people call it

>>10356509
fresh curds are illegal in the US I think. Most of the greatness of poutine comes from the cheese even though they're all important.

>>10363136
Shoot Wawa kids on sight

>>10361076
Purple? You're eyes are messed up. Anyway that's corned beef, bacon, cheese and french fries. Irish nachos

>>10356512
New Jersey does, even see them put chicken on it.

>>10359170

fucking roasties

I bet you don't have Disco Fries chips you gaylord

>>10356496
I've lived in several states across the US, none of which were in the northeast, and every place I lived had fries with cheese and gravy, but they weren't called "disco fries", they were just called gravy fries or fries with gravy and cheese. Atm, I live in NorCal, and the diner down the street from my house serves fries with gravy and cheese, plus a bunch of other kinds of fries, like chili cheese fries, garlic fries, loaded fries (fries with cheese, bacon, sour cream, and scallions), poutine, and of course plain fries and just cheese fries.
Anyway, yeah, fries with gravy and cheese is pretty good. My favorite will always be chili cheese fries, though.

>>10356496
>Live in New Jersey

I can't wait to get legal weed and just munch on disco fries while stoned

>>10356654
I live 30 minutes from Albany and you're full of shit

>>10356822
I love diner food and have been to dozens along the Hudson and never seen disco fries on the menu. What part of ny are you claiming has these?

>>10363264
You can get raw milk curds in the US with minimal effort. Fresh is not an issue

>>10356498
it's like poutine, except the roux base is dj cum

>>10356524
You can, though, if the cheese isn't melted.

>>10356579
Jacques BTFO

>>10356496
I'd rather some gabbagool

>>10365319
audibly kek'd

>>10365284
>I love diner food and have been to dozens along the Hudson and never seen disco fries on the menu. What part of ny are you claiming has these?
Not him but my shit diner in Queens NY has it.

>>10363280
admittedly I used to live close to Hawthorne, and they had a sick sandwich place called Bogie's Hoagies but I gave em pass because it was clear they were doing it for the rhyme scheme

>>10365344
>>10365284
>>10356822
quick reminder that Stateline Diner is the best diner in the tri-state area

>>10365358
Explain yourself

>>10365344
Reminds me how overpriced that goddamn city is. Glad I moved the fuck out.

>>10356875
aw jeez

>>10356549
>muh taylor ham

You're a degenerate

>>10367089
I do not even know what diner that is, but that is obviously just their entree page of the menu. This page is always overpriced because they have to offset the cost of a diner stocking shit no one wants to order at a diner.

Guaranteed shit like a hamburger is going to be about 10.95, may 12 for a specialty burger.

>>10358620
Having had poutine and disco fries, disco fries are way better. Sorry, cheese curds suck ass.

>>10356496
NJ here, never heard of disco fries. Been to many diners.

>>10367363
SOUTH JERSEY TRASH

>>10356566
no, it softens the curds but they still stay intact

>>10367380
Why can't South Jersey go and stay go

>>10367603
Its the result of seepage of being too close to Philly and Camden. They get brain proglemz :DD

>>10356496
No, but some friends from NJ turned me on to fried calamari. It was some big family thing that I got invited to, they were like try this out, so I did, and liked it a lot.

When fried calamari is done properly it's spot on excellent.

>>10367623
Fucking camden, isn't that crack central and murder capital of the USA?

>burgerlanders arguing about poutine

I made carne asada fries a few days ago, that shit was pretty fucking great.

>>10356496
Isnt that canadian thing?

>>10367289
>I do not even know what diner that is
Georgia Diner

https://www.georgiadiner.com/menu/

>>10367672
But it's literally Canadians arguing about disco fries. Can't you read?

>>10356496
>I live in New Jersey

My condolences...

>>10356496
TABERNAC!

>>10367809
So I was more or less spot on that the on the price of the burgers.

This is about median prices for a diner burger in the 5 boroughs, not to say there aren't cheaper places.

>>10368061
Thats burger alone though. I have been to places where the deluxe option was cheaper. To be fair the diner I selected is "famous" in Queens and they have jacked up their prices for years. A philly cheese steak deluxe which was my go to as a teenager was like $8.95 now it's about $12.

>>10368078
Yeah, I'm know there are cheaper places but I wouldn't be surprised by these prices, I just hope it'd be worth the taste.

places can really leverage themselves on their notoriety and I'm sure the price of running a business has gone up overtime.

>>10368101
Georgia diner is "famous" because you get insane amounts of food for cheap or used to. Thats not the case now. Surprise they sold off one of their two locations but are playing it off as a quality consolidation thing.