/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10355545
Im on to your tricks ohio, Im not falling for it again

>>10355545
looks like a slop, but it's probably the presentation of it all.
is that noodles underneath there?

louisiana

>ohio
incorrect

as a flyover, I have to say that Ohio is the worst. I swear, we aren't all as bad as Ohio. Some of us are OK.

>>10355545
It looks like my diarrhea

>>10355545
alright nigger i know you'e not from ohio because everyone who is hates that shit
>>10356343
>says flyover
>we
fuck off, pinko

>>10356360
Name one thing of significance that attracts tourists to Ohio.

>>10356376
The east coast (for people who live on the west coast and want to take a road trip), also the west coast (for people who live on the east coast and want to take a road trip)

>>10355545
Is that the crappy chili with cinnamon in it?

>>10356376
muh wright brothers, muh presidents, muh john glenn museum, muh rock n roll hall of fame, muh christmas ale, and muh german village

>>10356393
Rock and Roll HoF I'll give, but the rest could not exist for the rest of the US would care.

>things coasties will NEVER understand

Ohiofag here, there's actually a lot of different good foods around the state. Cinci chili is a meme for sure but it actually is really good. I live the Cleveland area and since there are so many different types of brown people here in the same vicinity of the rich people, there are a lot of ethnic cuisine places to eat and some of the nicer ones are pretty good. There's also the West Side Market.

>>10356429
> a side of oyster crackers for your fucking bull of shit ruined chocolate fucked ((((chilli)))) on fucked up god forsaken eggnoodles with half a dish of cheese.

And flyovers wonder why they're a laughing stock.

>>10356457
>bull

>>10356457
>coastfag calls someone else a laughing stock
o i am laffin

>>10356429
why isn’t the cheese melted REEEEEE

>>10356472
huh?

>>10356429
>not melting the cheese
You fucktards are just as bad as Canadians

>>10356477
>muh melt
dumb coasties, you just don't get it...

>>10355545
>>10356429
we do things different around here, coasties will never understand

>>10355545
>gr8b8m8.png

>>10356596
the amount of cheese on those looks disgusting

>>10356596
>that one faggot who didn't get cheese

>>10356596
Looks like someone took a shit on those hotdogs. No wonder it has a shit ton of cheese to cover it up.

I like chili dogs and chili spaghetti, but I don't know why the hell it's brown.

>>10356596
They're eating well over a full day's worth of calories, carbs and sodium in one meal. Each.

>>10355545
>>10356429
>>10356596
Looks delicious

>>10356596
>me on the upper right

>>10355545
>t. never left ohio

>>10356472
>thinking that literally everybody who doesn't live in the midwest is some hipster faggot in an open relationship
Are flyovers even human? I feel like they've become so detached from reality that they've begun their own evolution path, separate from the rest of the human race. Could also be all of the sticks of butter and hotdogs they consume in an average day.

>>10356742
>coastie gets his feelings hurt again

>>10356742
>thinking that literally everybody who doesn't live in the midwest is some hipster faggot in an open relationship
nobody actually said that though. obviously you had some previous conversation with someone else that you're still mad about

>>10355545

OP, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think somebody took a huge runny shit on your plate of noodles and cheese.

>retarded ohioan makes a pathetic call for help on a peruvian bean roasting dating service

>>10356792
>haha nobody said that so you must be angry about things!
It was a general statement based on historical posts, you brainlet. Hop on your rascal and go get yourself a butter burger.

>>10356874
So you had some previous conversation with someone else that you're still mad about? Meaning that I described the exact reason you are mad? Wow I feel so dumb

>>10355545
I tried it and it was awful.

>>10355545
This has got to be bait. The correct answer is Louisiana. Cajun/creole is literally it's own genre of food. Go to New Orleans if you want the best food in the country. I do like some of the food unique to my state, Alabama, though: Fried green tomatoes, barbecue turkey and chicken with white barbecue sauce, barbecue potatoes, and the pork and slaw sandwhiches.

>>10355545
New Mexico

>>10356596
>we do things different around here, coasties will never understand

like having massive heart attacks when you're 37?

>>10355561
Traditionally it's served on a bed of cold noodles

South Carolina

2 Detroit Coney Island hot dogs with everything

had Ohio chili once at a chain on a drive back to MI from KY

not bad, surprised haven't seen a mention of Tony Paco's in Toledo

>>10356606
t. sensitive tummy coastie

>>10357243
fuuug.

>tfw live in the one part of texas that doesn't have bbq everywhere
Yet I'm surrounded by Vietnamese, Korean, American Chinese, and Mexican restaurants. Asians don't even fucking live here why are there so many of their restaurants

>>10355545
that pic looks like ohio is desperate to be on a map

>>10356376

looking down from a plane and going "oh hey it's ohio"

>>10357531
Houston?

>>10357554
No, but fairly close. The asians probably commute here from Houston because I sure as fuck don't see them anywhere outside of those restaurants in this town.

>>10357554
not him, but yeah. houston probably has the best food on the planet

>>10356596
Tucking paper napkins into their carhart shirts is more low-class than any of that disgusting "food" in front of them

>>10356881
>"historical posts" means "conversations i had"
Wow, you're a bright one. I bet you even know which Detroit hotdog is the best!

>>10356376
I-75, kings Island and the Reds

>>10357686
Huh?

>>10357686
so you read historical posts that had nothing to do with you, and you're mad about what they said?

>>10355545
where I live we shit in toilets, not on our plates

>>10355609
the best answer

>>10356429
You could totally shoop that cheese on Trumps head and it would look more natural than what he’s got going on now...

>>10357507
Coney Island is in New York... dat cultural appropriation.

>>10355545
Where’s the beans? Chili’s got to have beans in it.

>>10358677
huh?

>>10356376
democrat voting booths

>>10357874
It's a typical ad-hom that flyovers use to defend their shitty food. Do you lack intuition or are you just new?

>>10355545
it looks like a bowel movement

>>10358681
Some of the earliest records about chili in the US always note beans as being what makes it chili... vs spicy spaghetti sauce.

>>10355609
This.

>>10356874
>historical posts

Holy autism

>>10356596
>bunch of overweight faggots sucking on a tube of shit covered mystery meat

Mississippi

>>10356874
>>10357686
>>10358839
haha I LOVE wojak xD

>>10355545
>Which state has the best food
Mississippi Prime Rib.

>>10359404
slowjak is to wojak as gondola is to pedobear

>>10358659
>this is the absolute peak of leftwing """wit""" and """""humour"""""
whoa...

>tfw Utah and all the great pacific islander food

>>10356376
>tourists
Who cares?
Not all of us have a salt and sugar economy and live in a desert.

>>10355552

>>10355545
>wake up
>Ohio still exists

>>10355545
Vomit, as expected of the buckeyes

>>10356376
Cedar point

>>10356431
West Side is pretty cool, way better for raw ingredients than North Market in Columbus. Good brats, wish I could have gotten a polish boy, still haven’t had one after half a year

>>10356376
>drawing tourists means it's a great place to live
Its almost an inverse correlation that's the whole point. Yeah if you're rich it's pretty dumb to live in ohio but it's hard to beat if you're middle class.

Do you know how many third world shitholes rely on tourism almost exclusively to keep running. By your logic these are great places

>>10356429
coastie falseflag detected

>>10357507
>detroit
>coney island

coney island, michigan

>>10356343
is this some okie joke?
>>10356457
wha'ts with-the weird parentheses?
>>10356472
that gif stresses me OUT
>>10357243
respectable
>>10356607
probably lactose intolerant and just wanted to have a fun time with friends
>>10357218
this is probably a joke but holy fuck that's just Not good

>>10358839
Huh?

>>10356385
They boil the hamburger and use Greek seasoning instead of garlic and Mexican spices. Served on top of spaghetti noodles.

>>10357243
Barbecue with mustard sauce is for heathens. And only two hush puppies?

/shots fired

>>10356742
>thinking that literally anybody using the term "flyover" isn't a pretentious limp-wristed hipster faggot, foreign cancer shitposter, or some disgusting shitskin thankfully living among whites instead of their disgusting shitskin nation of origin.

Nope.

>Ohio

>>10356376
Cedar point and that indoor water park before it.

Getting pulled over because you're out-of-state and "speeding"

>>10363543
Wow

Tennessee

>Memphis BBQ = best BBQ
>Nashville hot chicken
>Meat and three (also Nashville)
>Slugburgers (West Tennessee)
>Tennessee whiskey

And for all the fags who think fast food and packaged shit is synonymous with cooking

>Bush's baked beans (Chestnut Hill)
>Mountain Dew (Johnson City)
>Goo Goo clusters (Nashville)
>Moon Pies (Chattanooga)
>Little Debbie (Collegedale)

(In fact southeast Tennessee is apparently just a snack food Mecca, M&Ms are made in Cleveland)

>Cracker Barrel (Lebanon)
>Hardee's, Captain D's, Shoney's, Back Yard Burgers, Hunt Brothers Pizza, Logan's Roadhouse, J. Alexander's (Nashville)
>Krystal (Chattanooga)

>>10356376
The National Museum of the United States Air Force! They have Bockscar!

>>10363905
Good Lord, so YOU are responsible for the shit food overload in this country. GET THEE BEHIND ME, TENNESSEE!!!


jk, I'm from Texas, we invented Dr. Pepper, Fritos, Whataburger, corndogs, Snickers, 7-Eleven, chicken fried steak, and chili , so we shouldn't be throwing any stones from our glass house.

>>10363952
>dissing whataburger, chicken fried steak, and chili

>>10363985
I'm not dissing it at all, but it's far from healthy or fine cuisine. With the exception of chicken fried steak and chili, everything I listed is junk food. And chicken fried steak and chili are peasant (trail) foods. Delicious, but not the pinnacle of cuisine.

>>10363905
Ehhh maybe take hunts brother off that list, the pizza is always awful and exclusively sold in shady gas stations that steal your debit card information

>>10356742
Man, I sure wish I knew what it felt like to pay $19.99 + 11% tax + 30% gratuity for a vegan, gluten-free avocado wrap with a side of soy. But alas, I’m not a coastie so I’ll never know that feel.

>>10355545
going to cleveland next week for a work trip, what should i try while im there besides this disgusting looking chili?

>>10364694
Ask your wife’s boyfriend.

>>10356429
I am from Missouri and this looks like shit

>>10364662
Lol, the fact that you came up with such a stupid, bloated caraciture of what you think living on a coast is like just proves how ignorant and lowbrow you are.

>>10364694
im not married but thank you for the help

>>10364717
Would you like extra almond milk with that, sir? How about one of are artisan bagels with REAL coffee grounds in it?

>>10364717
If denial helps you cope with paying $11 for a cup of coffee or $30 for a roll of sushi, then by all means, deny.

>>10364694
If you’re passing through Illinois, we’ve got horseshoes in the Southwest. If you’re nearing Chicago, our Italian beefs are top-notch and, of course, some ‘go ‘za. Unfortunately, I’ve never been to Ohio so I can’t reccomend anything from there. Sorry.

>>10356376
When I was a child I went to a festival called the Feast of the Flowering Moon with my family in Chilicothe and I got to swordfight a large Scottish man there for a ring made out of a bent nail.

>>10355609
This could be true

>>10356990
>go to new Orleans
Look anon, I live in this state. If you want to live and not be killed by black people, don't go to New Orleans.

>>10356596
I remember taking a business trip to Cincinnati, and on one of my days there after so many fucking co-workers in that office talked about it I was taken by a manager to Skyline Chili.
It was oookay, but I couldn't believe that THIS was the thing that about a dozen people gushed over to me.
As I got my plate of spaghetti and 2 hotdogs with meat water (I refuse to call that shit chill) the manager uttered "This is our culture...". I kinda felt bad for the dude after that.

>>10356472
The fact that "flyover" is a widely used term across the US for you might clue you in to how much of a joke most consider you to be McCulturevoid

>>10356596
I hope Russia nukes Ohio first.

>>10355545
>>10356429
>>10356596
>>10357243
>>10357507
why does american food look like someone defecated on normal food?

>>10365154
It does look as such if you're in the "midwest" of America.
There is a reason why they're made fun of so much by the rest of the US.

Ohio is the 4th worst state, behind NY, CA, and NJ.

Cinci chili is literally the lowest form of food America has to offer. The midwest is where cuisine goes to die. The only saving grace is Wisconsin because they've got some pretty good cheese, but that's it.

Missouri

>>10355545
Louisiana, obviously

>>10357567
>Houston probably has the best food on the planet

Um no sweetie

>>10365104
this. avoid New Orleans.

>>10363543

That was really fucking gay...

>>10355545
What's that mess?

>coasties will L I T E R A L L Y defend paying $15 for (((artisan))) coffee and $25 for (((authentic))) ramen
>coasties have more (((vegan))) and (((gluten-free))) cafes than they do real butcheries and bakeries and will L I T E R A L L Y pay $30 for avocado toast

>>10355545
I'll go shovel something the dog cooked up from the back yard so I can get what's on the right.

>>10365177
Wanna know how I know you’ve never gone more than two blocks from your little one-bedroom NEET flat?

>>10364662
A half order of carne asada fries at Lolita's is 7.50 Tip them a buck because they bring your food and sauces to you.

>>10365137
Why? He knows nothing of importance would be lost.

>>10355545
Is that dog shit topped with supermarket cheese?

>>10366120
>fries with sliced steak cost $7.50
>for only half an order at that

I’m beyond laughing and now I only feel pity. I’m in Austin, TX and I can get a full order for like $6, maybe $6.50 for extra sauce.

>>10366128
I don’t live in Austin and I’m not poor so I guess I win on both counts.
Keep losing, Loser.
:)

I live near Ohio, and I can say with 100% certainty, it is not fucking Ohio.
That place is a backwards shithole and half the state smells like dead animals.

For best, idk it depends on what type of food you like, Texas has dope ass BBQ but their Pizza selection is fucking 3rd world tier.
Some states have really good Thai food, but like garbage tier Italian. ETC ETC

>>10366134
It’s utterly astounding the mental gymnastics coasties pull to justified getting Jew’d. You may not be poor by Cuckifornia standards, but you’re poor by federal standards. Enjoy your exorberent property taxes — assuming you’re still not living with mommy.

>>10366149
>assuming I live on the coast
Stay poor, Poorfag.

Lets play a game, guess which state is OHIO, I'll go first.

I'm thinking like 10 or 15, no idea desu.

>>10366155
In 2017, my net income was $67,876.03 (I run logistics for a local oil company). Applying the info graph, what I actually made was $70,183 by federal standards. So, richfag, please tell me your net income from the past year and what state you live in so that we may discern who the real poorfag here is. After all, you claim to have more money than I do so now the burden of proof is on you to prove you’re not a burger flipper or living on mommybux.

>>10366128
Austin's famous breakfast burritos are shit. Fucking bland ass shit.

>>10366177
Like I said I’m not American.
I developed a few successful software apps back home in Mumbai and used the money to retire.
I have a summer home in CA but I have tax domicile status when I’m there.
My net worth is probably around 4 million USD but being a non US citizen I don’t pay American taxes really and any I do are refundable from the Indian government.

>>10366194
I agree. I wasn’t even made aware they were “famous.” Sorry you were disappointed, anon. However, TexMex is notorious for being trash no matter where you go so let this be a lesson.

>>10366196
I MIGHT have believed you, but it took too long to come up with $4 million off the top of your head. 4/10, try again, Pajeet.

>>10366196
>2018
>lone star state BTFO by a Poo
wew, lad

>>10364741
>live in the greater Bay Area
>pay $3.99 for my large chai at my favorite coffee and tea shop
>pay $12 for my favorite sushi roll (although I generally prefer sashimi or chirashi).
>your theory btfo, flyover tardfart

>>10366149
Fucking hell, I need to move to Ohio.

>>10363447
>you call steamed hamburger "chilli"?
>it's a regional dialect

>>10365154
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART