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I have over 2 lbs of 99.99% gold leaf and I don't know how to incorporate it into my budget-conscious cooking.

I dont want to dumpsterize it, so any suggestions?

>> No.10353882

>>10353874
are you seriously going to eat two pounds of gold

>> No.10353883

>>10353882
mebbe

>> No.10353884
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10353884

I'd sell it, it's worth about $40k.

>> No.10353885

>>10353874
Sprinkle that shit on some cheerios.

>> No.10353886

>>10353882
no but i'll eat 2 pounds of your mum's pussy tonight

>> No.10353891

>>10353874
make it into a bar or do arts and crafts with it. cooking with it is pretty pointless

>> No.10353901

>>10353891
This. Cooking with it only makes sense if you're trying to wow someone. I would use it to do a bake sale for a charity or something and justifiably charging more for cupcakes because they have a sprinkle of real gold on them.

>> No.10353906

>>10353886
Huh?

>> No.10353912

>>10353874
If you're that budget conscious, why not just fucking sell it? It's inorganic, it's not like it's going to expire.

>> No.10353925

>>10353874
You don't have two pounds of gold. Shut up troll.

>> No.10353928

Does anyone else get all day diarrhea when they eat roast chicken?

>> No.10353931

>>10353928
Are you sure you're cooking it all the way through?

>> No.10353938

>>10353906
stop it please STOP

>> No.10353959

>>10353938
que?

>> No.10353968

>>10353959
habla espanol?

>> No.10353972

>>10353968
何 ?

>> No.10354054

>>10353972
ching chong ding dong you're already dead

>> No.10354082

>>10353928
Huh?

>> No.10354103

>>10354082
Huh?

>> No.10354155

>>10353874
Eat it by the sheet while on a train.

>> No.10354172

>>10353874

You have almost $40k worth of gold, and you’re just going to eat it so you can literally shit money down the drain? What the fuck is wrong with you?!

>> No.10354241

>>10353874
Anyone with that quantity of gold leaf is using it to make money–be it upcharging food or gilding some kind of art restoration/fine craft. Leaf isn't good for investment like coins or bullion because it's so fragile. I suggest you come up with better bait, or sell it for a different form of gold if you're not actually going to use it to make money.

>> No.10354300

make some food for homeless people and after they eat it tell them approximately how much money in gold you just wasted by making them eat it instead of giving it to them for drug money and watch them freak out/try to stab you

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10354367

>>10353874
> has around $42k in gold
> how do i eat it?

Here's your (you) laddy

>> No.10354368

>>10354300
They'd just save their crap and sift it out.

>> No.10354557

gold leaf is the biggest meme I've ever seen
I fucking hate foodie culture

>> No.10354565
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10354565

I call bs.. But if true, I'd cover my dick with it. Seriously.

>> No.10354566

>>10353874
Buy a 4chan pass.

>> No.10354569

>>10353874
2lbs of gold is tens of thousands of dollars dude, you're rich

>> No.10356403

>>10354569
>tens of thousands of dollars
>rich