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>butter lettuce
>no butter

>> No.10348487

>eggplant
>not an egg

>> No.10348492

>birds in a nest
>no nest or birds

>> No.10348504

>toad in the hole
>no toad

>> No.10348511
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10348511

>eggs in a basket
>there's no basket
>there's only one egg

>> No.10348518

>>10348511
huh?

>> No.10348519

>Iceberg lettuce
>doesn't grow on an iceberg nor is it cold to the touch

>> No.10348520

>poop sandwich
>it's on a bun

>> No.10348522

>catsup
>No cat or greeting

>> No.10348523

>buffalo wings
>yup

>> No.10348557

>hot pocket
>it's a pouch
cocoon, ackshually.

>> No.10348559

>rapeseed
>didn't cum

>> No.10348566

>Ranch
>Isn't an open field

>> No.10348567

>mommy found the poop sock

>> No.10348597

>pineapple
>is not from a conifer tree nor does it look like one
>nigga this shit aint no apple neither sheeeit its all sour n shit

>> No.10348605

>pigs in a blanket
>no pigs
>no blankets

>> No.10348607

>i can't believe it's not butter
>i can

>> No.10348612

>starfruit

had one a couple years ago and here i'm still waiting to get signed by a major label :|

>> No.10348616

>Ba da ba ba baaa I'm 'lovin it!
>I'm not

>> No.10348620

>jackfruit
>actually really hurt my penis badly

>> No.10348684

>>10348518
based "huh?" poster!

>> No.10348739

>rimjob
>no rims

>> No.10348742
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10348742

>nigger toes
>no niggers
>no toes

>> No.10348761

>>10348518
Fuck off

>> No.10348878

>>10348761
huh?

>> No.10348903

>>10348612
Sounds like someone didn't have a good manager melon.

>> No.10348938

>longpig
>no pig

>> No.10348992

>hard boiled
>wasn't that hard

>over easy
>still fucked it up

>> No.10348993

>medium rare
>every time

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>>10348504
>toad in the hole
>recipe calls for toad

>> No.10349011

>>10348992
I'm going to use that to amuse a cute girl some morning in the future.

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>>10348992
>>over easy
>>still fucked it up