/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10337930
For me, it's Little Caesars. The BEST Pizza. What other pizza chain comes close?
Fixed that for you

>>10337930

>>10337930
Domino's has a large 3-topping carryout deal for 7.99 that I get a couple times a week on my way home from work. I like Little C's but Domino's has better crust because of the garlic seasoning they put on it and I like the topping variety.

>>10337930
I use to eat one or two of these daily. Gained like 60 lbs over a couple of years (not just because of the pizza). Recovering fatty.

>>10337961
God so tempting. And my Samsung Pay app has 20% off Domino's gift cards.

Their regular pizza is not that good, but the deep dish is surprisingly good especially for the price.

>>10337979
I always feel like shit when I’m done but the other night I picked up a Pepperoni/Bacon/Jalapeño that I was dipping in Caesar salad dressing and finished in one sitting. I don’t even wanna know how much sodium was in all that

Is it just me or are these places only located in ghettos?

>>10338887
I live in an upper middle class suburb. We have one.

>>10338887
Even the rich and powerful eat fast food

>>10338049
They're fucking awful, a medium slice has the nutritional value of a large slice from most other pizza places because of how much oil and salt they use

>>10338887
>ghetto rat only believes what ghetto rat sees

>>10339264
The "Man of the common people" strategy is getting old. People who believe that should be rounded up and shot.

>>10339303
What are you going on about? People like Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are avid fast/junk food eaters.

>>10337930
>affordable
what kind of pizza ISN'T affordable you little trout?

>>10339390
The dumb Italian ones

Always gives me the squirts for some reason, so I prefer Hungry Howie's

>>10338041
Agreed

>>10339390
hipster bullshit pizza

STOP FUCKING ORDERING STUFFED CRUST

>>10340308
Why?

>>10340205
>>10340206

WHAT WHAT! THEY HAVE A NEW PIZZA SPECIAL!? I HAVE TO GET ONE!

>>10338049
>>10339270
Ave, true to Little Caesar

>>10338041
the deep dish is such a steal for 8 slices at $8 plus tax

DO NOT upgrade to extra most bestest it is a ripoff. You get. You are paying to upgrade from 42 pepperoni to 54.

>>10339436
The only kind worth eating. Fuck you plebs.

>>10342581
It's not a ripoff at all, can you not taste the difference between the cheese?

>>10337930
it's a decent price for a large za but everytime i eat three or more of them i end up with diarrhea, and i essentially pay $15+ for a greasy, liquid shit

>>10337930
It's pizza for poors and cheapskates.

>>10342620
So you're saying poor people don't deserve Pizza?

Oo la la, look at the rich kid. Being willing to waste twice as much money makes him "smart."

>>10342620
New voe rich asshole

>>10342618
One is enough....

>>10337930
>What other pizza chain comes close?

Dominos.
See: >>10337961 >>10337979

The problem with Little Caesars is they don't have good pizza, they have 'cheap' pizza and they'll only retain their competitive edge so long as none of their competition lower their prices... Though, their 'hot-and-ready' strategy isn't a bad one. You pay 5 bucks and you get a pizza that's been sitting there for x amount of time.

But Dominos and even Papa Johns are starting to do really good deals and coupons, so Little Caesars is either gonna be forced to change or actually start making good pizza.

>>10342618
Those are the best kind of shits, though. They wipe away completely clean.

>>10343359
Shit taste in shit, bro. The best ones are the ones that come out easily despite being large and hard, and leave nothing at all to wipe.

>>10343326
Autistically going off calorie count the $8 large dominos is a better buy than the lc $5 pizza anyway

>>10343359
Pizza shits are some of the hardest shots to wipe. It's not 3 day binge drinking liquid shits its more greasy and solidified

>>10337930
I want inside info.
Everything I know is from the street, but this is how it is according to what I've been told.

>dominoes has improved greatly but the dough is frozen and is made outside
>everything fancy at pizza hut is nothing more than a frozen pizza that comes in bags
>little c's actually makes their dough and chops their own cheese but the sauce comes in boxes

Anyone know moar?

>>10337930
Only thing I don't like is they don't do delivery, meaning I have to go to the really nasty mexican ghetto area of town to get little caesar's

>>10341438
Yeah they started having motherfucking stuffed crust pizza a few weeks ago, shit's fucking amazing and pizza hut is a fucking joke now that you can get it this cheap

>>10340205
>>10340206
>>10343684

Is that Little Caesers? How are they doing that?

Pizza Hut owns the patent to stuffed crust, I'm not even kidding, that isn't a joke, they unironically got credit for inventing stuffed crust and have the patent for it.

>>10343633
>LC makes their dough in store, it's just a bag of dough "mix" (whatever that means), 8qts water, soybean oil and a 30lb bag of flour
>they do not chop their own cheese. It's a 50/50 blend of mozzarella and muenster that comes in bags inside of boxes.
>sauce is made from concentrate, mixed with a "spice packet" and water
T. Used to be a GM for little caesars in SoCal

>>10337930
Its absolute garbage after the first 10 minutes of contact with oxygen.

>>10343737
This. Why do their pizzas only stay edible for exactly 10 minutes after leaving the store?

>>10343710
>muenster

I now have a little respect for LC

>>10342618
you eat three larges?

what the absolute fuck. 5'11 290 lbs here and I can only imagine what a whale you are.

>>10343710
Thanks anon, I needed the straight gestalt.

>>10343701
No they don't. At least in Canada every chain offers stuffed crust. I don't know why people do it though its just lukewarm cheesesticks 90% of the damn time.

>>10343701
I don't think you known what a patent is.

>>10337960
>'''''''''''deep dish''''''''''
>it's 3 inches of crust

>>10343282
>>10343289
If you don't want to spend money you can buy cheap things. But some cheap things are so bad that not buying them at all would be the better bet. LC's is a perfect example.

Who is going?

My local pizza place

Shit founder.
Shit pizza.
Papa Johns.

>>10343701
tell that to digiorno

>>10337961
Domino's is too salty imo. Papa John's and Little Caesar's are the best for me.

$3.69 for a whole pizza, doesn't matter what toppings you get. The Baron takes people to new heights.

>>10345035
Perfect frozen za' great cheese sauce and crust for what its worth

>>10337930

>aldi 16 inch pizza 5.49

A bunch of Little Caesars closed down around me.

>>10343710
The mix is sugar salt and yeast, that's it.

I wish they still sold the pretzel pizza.

We got the stuffed crust promotion going on right now in Canada and it's wonderful. Although the pizza comes out to being almost $10, it's definitely worth it. Since the crust essentially becomes stuffed crazy bread, which is gods gift to earth.

>>10337961
you shouldn't be eating pizza a couple times a week

>>10346282
What are you, his doctor?

>>10345972

The cheese sauce really made it stand out, I miss it. Also, I never noticed the little emblems on the mascot are an LC.

Is the Italian Cheese bread any good? I wanted to try it the other day, but they told me it'd take ten minutes and I was in a hurry.

>>10345986
not really worth the 3$ extra but was pretty good tastes wise

>>10344524
If they only told us what stores are actually participating

>>10345035
One of the very few reasons I make the extra trip to Walmart.

>>10342581

To be fair it's also 50% more calories, so if you're a poorfag that's a pretty good deal. 3000 calories for $6 plus tax plus tip

>>10337930
in houston, little seizures are located in areas with high densities of niggers

>>10337930
These are good but you have to wat them 15 minutes after they're made.

Hi! I have a delivery for anon.

That'll be $15.99 plus tip!

>>10346372
it looks worth it. can't wait to try it. but there is no LC in my area and I still have a couple weeks until my teeth will be ready for some pizza

>>10346836
bunch of fake cunts. that pizza looks damn good to me

>>10339378
it's propaganda senpai
if either of them wanted fast food, they could have it made at dramatically higher quality

>>10346878
you're gross as fuck

>>10346836
>>10346836
id eat it

>>10346836
This show is so fucking dramatic

>>10342620
i dont get this stigma, it literally tastes better than both dominos and pizza hut by a mile

>>10343972
Th-three inches is deep enough, my wife said so!

>>10346899
I don't even like thick crust pizza much and I would crush that without complaining

>>10343701

I work at Little Caesar's and we just take mozzarella cheese sticks and fold the dough over them lol

>>10347009
I love the muenster mozzarella cheese blend. tell mr. caesar that his pizza is the best for me please

>>10347009
What's working there like? There's a Little Caesars hiring near me and I feel like it could be a decent job while studying. Do you get free food? I imagine you throw out a bunch of hot n readys.

>>10346836
THICC

>>10345972
>>10346327
That was probably the first thing I've ever had at a Little Caesar's in my life, and I really liked it.

>>10347035
Depends who your managers are and how tight the area supervisor is too. It can be really fun and a chill place to work or you'll hate everyone because working there is all about teamwork.

>>10346419
Every store that isn't a franchise (basically all of them) is doing it 100%

>>10347224
I live in NYC. Will probably be a long ass line for them.

>>10346864
compare that image with this one

I can tell you that it tastes better but not worth the price increase if you care

to explain further, I used to dip my 5 dolloar hot n readys in crazy sauce but the extramostbestes dosen't require sauce for dipping

>>10340308
lol wagie crust stuffer?

>>10346836
anyone can dump the toppings off a fresh pizza from the oven

>>10340308
will you spit in my food if I do?

>>10337930
$9.99 for a pie that's 50% bigger

Little c bread sticks are absolutely disgusting

>>10347283
That's still the same value ratio.

>>10347301
Yeah, but still a drastic change in quality.

>>10347301
100% bigger would be the same value ratio

>>10347307
For some reason I hate the regular Little C pies, but their deep dish is way better.

>>10347239
I thought the Extramostbestes only had more peporroni and cheese? If it has more sauce than that's great. Part of the reason I didn't bother trying it was because the sauce is my favorite part of an LC pizza.

>>10347313
5$ for 100% pizza, 10$ for 150% pizza.

Yeah, shit, you're right. Size wise it's actually a worse deal.

>>10347307
It's not that much better.

>>10346880
Maybe in Clinton's case but Trump really does enjoy fast food. In fact the media loves making fun of him for it.

>>10347353
Honestly, as far as trump goes, he's basically the most "random american" person to ever get elected.

>>10347384
>Trump
>a billionaire
>anywhere near a random american
While he's not a swamp politician, he's not very close to the average person either

I just remembered a while back on here I saw someone with some Little Caesars seasoning and I was just checking it out and see It's fucking expensive and that it's the "same zap pak" offered with your pizza. WTF I've never been offered a seasoning pack with my pizzas. does it make a great pizza even better? can anyone describe it's taste?

In the 80's you'd get 2 pizzas at LC. It's where "pizza pizza" came from.
true story because I'm old

>>10347456

Where did you see it when you checked it out? Maybe it was discontinued long ago and that's the reason you don't remember being offered one?

Jet Pizza is pretty good

>>10347501
ebay
FOR SALE IS THIS ONE (1) GENUINE ZAP PAK FACTORY FRESH AND FACTORY SEALED 2.65 ounce PLASTIC FLIP CAP PLASTIC SCREW TOP SHAKER CANISTER BY LITTLE CAESARS. ABSOLUTELY GENUINE LITTLE CAESARS ZAP PAK! HERE IS THE FRESHEST, NEWEST AND BESTEST GENUINE ZAP PAK SEASONING BY LITTLE CAESARS, A PROPRIETARY BLEND OF SPECIAL (ground leaf and powdered) SPICES, MADE FOR LITTLE CAESARS, DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA. THIS FACTORY FRESH AND FACTORY SEALED SCREW TOP SHAKER CANISTER FEATURES A FACTORY INTERIOR FRESHNESS SAFETY SEAL FOR YOUR PROTECTION AND FLIP CAP FOR EASE OF (shaker) USE. THIS IS THE EXACT SAME ZAP PAK! SEASONING BLEND INCLUDED WITH MANY LITTLE CAESARS PIZZAS IN A SMALL PACKET, KNOWN AS ZAP PAK, or ZAP PACK SEASONING. THIS DELICIOUS BLEND OF SPECIAL SPICES IS GREAT FOR PIZZA, SEAFOOD, STEAK, SALADS AND LOTS OF OTHER FOODS (try it on popcorn, salad, etc). THIS GENUINE AND AUTHENTIC ZAP PAK IS GREAT ON HAMBURGERS.
it says newest and best
>>10347478
I remember too. also his spear had two pizzas flipping about when he slammed it to the ground

People who say they won’t eat Little Caesars are the same people who say they won’t fuck traps.

>>10347652

>>10343402
Based

>>10337930
my local lil seizures is giving out a free pizza & drink for free on tuesday between 11-2

>>10348890
>Little Seizures
Kek

>>10342567
The shilling is real

>>10337930
I just noticed the pattern on the bottom of the toga is 'LC' for Little Caesars

>>10346919
>i dont get this stigma
It's bad pizza. Why pay to eat bad pizza?
>better than both dominos and pizza hut
They are also bad pizza. Real bottom of the barrel shit.

>>10349900
better than you can make

>>10349900
Domino's and pizzahut not only offer variety but can be reheated and won't taste like cardboard after 10 minutes

>>10349895

woah

>>10349931
lolno
>>10350012
>variety
But lots of choices don't matter when they're all crappy.
>can be reheated
Oh, yay! I so want to eat reheated pizza.
>won't taste like cardboard after 10 minutes
But it will always taste like grease and dough conditioners and poor quality ingredients.

>>10344524
>If crazy happens
What?

>>10344669
>shit talking John
Oh no. How dare someone leave a company because he wants to stand by his morals. Kill yourself Libfag

>>10337960
No.

>>10350364
huh?

>>10339378
If I were in charge I would exterminate you

>>10343402
This but unironically. I like when the poop is tough to push out and stretches my asshole out a bit and leaves nothing behind. It’s extremely satisfying to know I’ve been rewarded for pushing out a tough shit from my ass

>>10343778
Muenster does not belong on pizza you dumbass numale bitch
>>>/fuckoff/

>>10350367
Lol, he was literally fired by the board of directors, faggot.

>>10350490
And this changes him being a moral person how?

>>10350527

>>10350527
It doesn't. It does, however, mean it's inaccurate to imply that he left the company of his own volition. He didn't "leave". He was fucking fired.

>>10350527

>>10350561
>he doesn't work there anymore. No he didn't leave, hes just not there

Should I get a lunch combo today?

>>10350610
>engage full force damage control mechanisms, scotty.

Does anyone remember the white chocolate raviolis Little Caesars had? They were white chocolate with a chocolate filling and looked just like raviolis. They came in pairs, I think.

>>10346836
That waitress needs a tongue deep in her hiney

>>10345035
>red baron
>not tony's

literally cheaper and tastes the same

>>10339407
>Hungry Howie’s
My motherfucking nigga
Their carryout specials, subs and pepperoni cheese bread are the shit.

>>10343633
Domino’s is still crap.
Everyone has canned or boxed sauces.


>>10343701
If you know how to describe something, it can be remarkably easy to get a patent on one thing or another. Particularly if you do your research and previous patents didn’t cover certain aspects of something already discovered.
But more to the point, patents expire.

And once they do, everyone can do what they did, because you told the whole world in a publicly available document exactly what you did in exchange for that patent. Once your legal monopoly goes away, it’s game on.
It’s why all of a sudden a whole bunch of shit gets dramatically better very quickly and everybody has it. The patent expired and now everyone can make something.

>>10350701
Yes, yes you should

>>10350353
Get a grip. It tastes like fast food pizza, not cardboard.

>>10352237
I didn't say it tasted like cardboard. The Anon I was responding to did. I said it tasted like grease, dough conditioner and poor quality ingredients, which is true.

>>10352296
I'm the anon you responded to dumb fuck.
I don't buy fast food pizza for it to taste bad after 10 minutes or cardboard the next day. If I wanted good pizza I'd go to a fucking pizzaria. No excuse for LC to taste that bad.

>>10337930
Make your own pizza you lazy bitch. Buy the ingredients... flour, salt, yeast, sauce, cheese, and whatever toppings you want. Cost you about 20 dollars for everything max, unless you buy some fancy sauce that says "pizza sauce" but is literally the same thing with extra basil and less sugar. Just make the sauce yourself. You can have whatever pizza you want, cooked the way you want, with as many toppings as you want and no additives, as fresh as it gets for about 2.50 to 5.00 a pizza depending on how much of everything you put on. Make it the way little ceasars does and you can make about 30 pizzas at about 50 cents each. Buy everything at costco and you can make fancy shit for the same price.

Quit being lazy fucks and take this to /b/ where you can jerk it to traps while making yourself fatter without any effort.

Pizza Hut is absolutely the worst pizza in the world. Everything else is waaay better. Even the cheapest frozen pizza is 10 times better than Pizza Hut.

>>10352329
No one cares what some numale cuck thinks. Shove a kotex up your ass and head back to >>>/r/coontown/ you prentious faggot.

>>10343972
it's detroit pizza, not chicago, retard

>>10352329
No one cares what some pretentious numale faggot thinks amounts to “cooking.” Go back to cooking for your wife’s bull. You would fit in more over here >>>/r/coontown/

>>10352329
>imagine valuing your time this little
cooking is for poor people no thanks

>>10350559
>Donated to Trump's campaign
>red X
https://reddit.com/

>>10353563
>>>/pol/

Wonder how many of you will be in line for the free lunch give away in April

>>10337930
>smooth hairless nu-male logo fresh for 2018
Little Caesar is so short, I could never tell with the old logo if that was his chest hair or pubic hair sticking out of the top of the toga.

>>10347283
Based.

>>10338887
You're right. I had to drive to some pretty shady parts of town to get Little Ceasars.

>>10345986
Im not sure what 10 monopoly bucks means in dollars.

>>10338887
It's not just you, I've seen plenty of hoodrats such as yourself say regular big chain stores are shit just because they're in your shitty town.

>>10337930
if you pay attention to guy for a few moments you’ll realize he has a really fucked up face, like a shark or something

Join the little ceasers fanclub discord!

P8rstwK

>>10346919
This. of the cheap chains Little Caesars would still be the best if it was as overpriced as Domino's and Pizza Hut. It just happens to be both the best and the cheapest and the fastest - probably because they keep their menu simple and to the point.

>>10343282
Translation: "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ECONOMICS. BERNIE CAN STILL WIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>10351229
My nigga, just ate an entire meat trio one, two fiddy at krogers.

>>10357450
Huh?

What other fast food place is as cheap for decent taste and convenience as Little Caesars?

I had a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut for dinner today. It was pretty good

>>10358558
>spoilers
>on /ck/

Get huh?'ed kid

Me eat half Caesars pizza pie behind store 1-3 times a month. (Overlooking waterfowl in lake)

>>10361942
Do you steal them out the back or something?

>get dominos for pizza
>eat 4slices and 4wings
what have I done

>>10362045
No, I purxhase it inside with the utmost civility. I then do this to the box

>>10346352
Great when fresh which is why they always make it fresh. Becomes closer and closer to cardboard by the minute afterwards. Also, it's actually seasoned with a bit of herbs so it doesn't taste just like cheese plus bread. Whether you like the seasoning is up to you.

>>10337930
i don't like little caesars it tastes like soap

>>10362152
nothing wrong with eating behind the store, I once took mine to a park parking lot to eat it and a fucking park ranger pulled up and ran my info over the scanner (family heard it). I told him I didn't want everyone seeing me chowing down in menards parking lot. oh yeah it was night time and the park "closes" at dusk

>>10362063
I like dominos wings I just wish they werent so spendy

>>10347456
has anyone ever got a ZAP PAK! with their pizza?