/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Make guacamole with it

>>10327204
Just eat all the butter at once you faggot

>>10327204
foods that would normally require an herb infused butter.

>>10327204
IMHO pot butter doesn't really mesh with anything that's not a dessert or candy. You know? Like the smell of cannabis doesn't really mesh well with creamed spinach or a baked potato.

>>10327204
smear it on a raisin or cinammon bagel

>>10327204
sauté mushrooms in it with garlic?
Or just stop pretending you care what it tastes like and eat a spoonful

>>10327204
i melted some with some parmesan, herbs and cream and put it on tortellini once. wasn't great but got me stoned..

>>10327204
If the butter/coconut oil is made with good wax or shatter it wont even taste like weed at all, you can put it in anything that butter would be used for. You can actually dose people unwillingly this way but I would never do that.

>>10327204
It may mesh with garlic mashed potatoes well...

Does it actually taste good? Does it have a nice, earthy, herbacious taste? Or does it just taste like mud? Weed butter is usually used in desserts because all the sugar masks the flavor somewhat. If your stuff actually tastes okay, I've found it works great in curries, especially Cambodian cocunut milk type ones.

>>10327204
Chex mix

>>10327287
Good top shelf purple strains taste really good made into butter or tinctures but nobody wastes those buds on edibles, most edibles are made with small buds/trimmings that taste like garbage, like chlorophyll.

>>10327204
a bullet

DUDE

Put it in the trash and seek Jesus anon

>>10327204
melt it and then shape it like a cyllindrical shape and then refrigerate it so it solidifies again and then stick it up your ass because you're a faggot

>>10327349
>tfw smoked weed once and am now a sadistic faggot

>>10327361
>>10327349
>>10327333

>>10327204
Shrimp scampi might be nice. Don't eat too much, anon. Butter can make you fat and increase your risk of heart disease.

>>10327204
Don't cook with it. Just add it to dishes that are already cooked so you don't cook out or convert any of the thc.

Toss it in a stir fry, or fried rice, or any pasta dish. Just add some to anything that goes well with butter....which is almost everything.

>>10327225
That's why you take the time to steep your plant material in warm water to purify them a bit and reduce that nasty taste before you make your butter/oil.

>>10327349
But Jesus sold me the weed in the first place, dude.

Make some pesto and mix in a little melted butter into it, risini pasta will probably go well. I also like to use pesto as a spread on sandwiches. A nice chicken sandwich with weed pesto sounds decent.

>>10327426
This guy is right on the money. Weed butter belongs with pesto

>>10327413
Tell me more about this....

>>10327204
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>>10327426
Oh that IS a good idea.
Imma have to try that next time i get my hands on some.

>>10327662
Shut up faggot.
People like pot, learn to live with it.

>>10327682
and those people need to stay on reddit where they belong

>>10327686
damn mom. you are a bitch.

>>10327686
Fuck you nigger, i'll smoke as many spliffs as I want, remember ruby ridge motherfucker. Guns, drugs and money is all that matters.

>>10327619
Thc isn't water soluble, however, there's a lot of shit in the plant that is, and that can be extracted from the plant with water. Using a purification process can greatly reduce the "weed" flavors, colors, and odors that accompany so many edibles, improving taste and enjoyment.

To purify your cannabis simply decarb it, then put it in a pot with warm water from your tap (110F or so) and let the water leach what it can from the plant material after an hour, then strain off the water, and repeat the process until the water starts to come clear, maybe 3-4 rinses. Once it's clear enough, you can add your fat for the infusion process, and the end product will be much lighter and less tarnished by off "weed" flavors.

>>10327810
Thanks man!

>>10327204
cook a nice rib eye

>>10327819
N.P..

You'll be amazed at how much shit you can extract from your plant material using water alone. Getting rid of all that shit beforehand makes a world of difference to making good butter or oils.

>>10327810
I might try this. I do alcohol extractions, might help it not taste nasty as all hell.

>>10327388
>not getting the reference in the third post you quoted
The little alien says come home.

>>10327682
>>10327686
>when you get this absolutely positively
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>>10327810
I didn't think this would work since water is so solvent, but I think it's worth a shot.

>>10327204
Last time I make budder, I made a butter cream icing with it. Dont do baked goods, try not to cook with it either, you already cooked the weed into it once. You’re gonna get a shit flavor cooking with it again.

>>10327204
you got half a pound of cannabis? that's a possession with intent to distribute.

HAHAHA DUDE WEED LMAO

WEED HAHA

>>10328519
try an ice water extraction method. then decarb it. dissolve in ghee at 24:1 ratio by weight ghee to extraction. enjoy however you like. it has no flavor other than ghee.

>>10328527
No, he has an ounce of weed inside a half pound of butter. Lrn2read

>>10328566
The correct method is... decarb, then ice water extraction. The rest is right.

>>10328514
>When you are a /pol/ refugee and shit up other boards with your tired as fuck newfaggot memes because you get triggered when people enjoy thing that you do not.
Shoo.

>>10328519
It doesn't. If you did it as he described and threw out the water, you'd be throwing out most of the THC because you're washing off all the trichomes.

>>10328477
It definitely will. Just decarb it first, then soak it to purify it, then add your alcohol, and you'll get a much cleaner end product.

>>10328634
This is actually correct.

You can still use some water and butter at the same time (i'd have to ask the person I know who makes a lot of thc butter the exact recipe and method though) and get a bit of a "reduced chlorophyll taste" without losing any drug

>>10328634
That's a legit concern, anon. However, if you allow the strained water to settle, then you can strain it from the top which will prevent trich loss while allowing you to purify your end product during the infusion process.

>>10327204
make chocolate swirled with white chocolate and mint fudge

>>10327204
You could make home made Chex Mix, just coat the mixed up cereals with a mixture of the melted pot butter and worsteshire and season with essence of Emeril

>>10327204
I make rice krispie treats with them

>>10327426
I agree with this anon.

Alternatively, weed goes great with lamb.
>grind garlic, parsley and salt into a paste with a mortar and pestle
>add lemon juice and cannabutter
>season lamb rack with salt
>sear all sides in a cast iron skillet until brown
>finish in 350F oven for 20 minutes
>rest for 10 minutes, carve into cutlets, spoon over cannabutter

>>10327204
melt in a pan of boiling cream and get a turkey baster so you can booty blast that shit

>>10327204

butter chicken seems like the obvious choice OP

How do you cook with weed butter without burning the thc?

>>10331520
It takes a combination of heat and time to degrade or burn off thc, so oils and fats that have been infused can be used for cooking other foods in a pan while still maintaining a strong thc profile. As long as the duration at high heat is low, the degradation should be minimal. Baked goods usually don't get hot enough to cause a serious degradation either.

Regardless, by applying your oil/fat after the meal has been cooked, you guarantee pretty much zero loss or degradation.

>>10327204
Use it to make some pork/hamburger gravy and slather that shit on some bread.

>>10327204
Make muffins or some other pastry with it, there's not really a sense in making anything fancier than that with cannabutter.

>>10327204
chicken kiev, brother. The ultimate main course butter dish.

>>10333260
This only just occurred to me, but I just realized about 60% of the work that goes into chicken kiev goes into the presentation. If you're not worried about how it looks, it'd be a lot easier to just make chicken schnitzel/katsu and put the herb butter on top after frying.

>>10327204
Not much you could really do with butter other than pastries 2bh. Should have extracted with sesame oil or high-proof alcohol or really just anything else 2bh

I'm gonna report this thread to /pol/¡¡¡¡

Why don't you stupid assess just run a column with 60:30 hexane ethyl acetate and rotovap your gay dude weed lmao molecule

Then just toss it in the autoloader, take a shot of DCM and just go home because your PI is off at some conference

>>10327204
I'm going to go along with those suggesting recipes with a creamy/herbed element.
For example: garlic bread; alfredo sauce; use it to saute some mushrooms and onions or onion relatives (if you can get your hands on some Bear's Head Tooth mushrooms, these are great sauteed in garlic, shallots, and butter, and I find they have a sausage-like texture when cooked); try emulsifying it in a salad dressing...

>>10327204
Steak with a side of creamy mash.

>>10327204
Bake something and give it away for free.

>>10334804
have fun getting arrested for distribution when someone's 90 year old grandmother eats your weed cake and just fucking explodes

>>10335216
lmao stupidest dude weed post I've seen. Good job anon.

>>10335216
OK Jeff, whatever you say...

>>10327686
I've never been to Reddit in my life

>>10328574
When the cops come it will be half a pound of weed. When growers get caught they rip the planets out and weigh it, dirt included

>>10335410
True, but thankfully I live in the intellectual West where it’s legal...

>>10328620
nice

>>10334085
Fucking love rotovaps

Fuckingn hate PIs

>>10327249
>cinnamon OR raisin bagel

>>10327208
Fuck I did that once, can’t stand the smell or taste of coconut oil anymore. I took a shot of some cannabis coconut oil because I was feelin shitty mentally, like suicidal. I usually use weed to uplift my mood and cut that shit out, and I was out at the moment. So down the hatch it went

Does marijuana have any culinary value or is it just stoners trying to put their plant into everything or "I am eating X... But with weed!"

>>10327331
I don't understand how that would work to make something edible

>>10337273

9 times out of 10 it's the latter, not the former. Very rarely can you find a recipe that actually uses a cannabis byproduct like an actual ingredient instead of "lol edibles!"

>>10327204

>>10327204
Why is this still here, this is so six years ago. Thanks Obama.

>>10327204
Anything really as long as the temp stays low you're good

>>10327208
I ate 4oz of peanut butter that hand 1/2 oz of weed in it really fast because I wasn't getting high fast enough.

I had to close my eyes and try to ignore the overwhelming noise of locusts all around me. To this day I am terrified of edibles.

make some butter cream frosting and bake a cack

put it on some fakkin pancakes niqqa

steam some brocolli/ greenbeans and put the butter on that.

fish

spaghetti squash/ or other squash

buttered noodles

hot buttered rum?
put some in your coffee

Cheesecake?

nut butter / chocolate fudge

mashed potatoes

>>10327204
A spaghetti recipe, bolognese or something. I think it'd be fucking dope to get high from eating spaghetti. It's the dream honestly.

>>10335410
>he thinks everyone is a mutt

>>10327204
herby bread

>>10327204
my mate made some and I tried a bite from it on toast. I nearly threw up it was so terrible. smoking out of a bong is the only way for me.

Cannabis always reminds me of the hops you get in beer in their smell and taste (I'm aware that they're in the same family of plants), so flavourwise I'd probably incorporate it in a dish that calls for beer.

That said, I'd be wary of cooking cannabutter and losing potency.

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>>10327204
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>>10327204
blend into gordon ramsay's broccoli soup recipe.

I put infused butter into my coffee in the morning sometimes. Creme and chocolate can mask the flavor if you dont like it. Kicks in quickest for me this way.

>>10327821
you cant heat it past 157°C/314.6°F unless you want to huff the fumes from the pan

>>10327204
Bacon and eggs

>>10327204

Eat sparingly or you will fuck urself up
Let it sit in you for an hour and a half before eating more.
That being said just make brownies fag

>>10327314
purify it enough and it won't taste like much of anything

a real mac & cheese (roux based)

>>10338884
>To this day I am terrified of edibles.

Not knowing how many mg's you're eating, or how they'll effect you, has been the downfall for many edible eaters. Unless you've been there, there's no way to realize how ridiculously high an edible can get you. They can destroy your world, especially if you're a n00b.

>>10341635
I had a very high tolerance and would have a bag of chocolate chip cookies at my work station everyday... soooo high.

>>10341641
I used some male plants to infuse some coconut oil and have been experimenting with the dosage. I started at 7g and have been doubling the dose every day to see how far over the edge I can get. Last night was 28g's and it was a blast, tonight it's 35g's of oil mixed in with some kick ass banana bread. Should be interesting.

>>10341727
DUDE

>wasting weed on food

just fucking smoke it you utter nonce

>>10336900
haha nice that sounds like a really healthy coping mechanism

I’m convinced it should be legalized from this post

>>10342453
>when people feel bad they do things that make themselves feel less bad
Why must you sound so condescending

>>10327204
Literally anything that uses butter.

But seriously, just smoke a joint instead of edibles. Edibles suck.

>>10341727
How much resin does a male plant carry compared to female? Is it pretty much like trim leaves?

Lobster with cannabutter?

>>10342702
Depends on the strain, dude, but I'd say any modern hybrid male is probably running in the 3-6% thc range by weight during their first week of flowering. Even those that only run at 1% are worth using for cannabutter or oils. Next time you grow from seed, cut the males as soon as you can I.D. them, then dry them, decarb them, and use them for butter / oil. You can get 3 extractions from the weed, so I do a coconut oil / ghee / coconut oil extraction that works well for me.

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hahah DUDE weed
hahhahahahah IM PICKLE RICCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
hHAHAHSA le 420 hahah

Make a compound butter and top over steak or roast meat, re cooking with the butter will kill off a lot of the THCs potency

you could always kill yourself degenerate faggot
i hope your family kills themselves

>>10343301
Lmao why are you so mad

>>10341554
>using a roux and not based sodium citrate

>>10327333
WE'D

>>10327204
It can't taste great can it? Isn't the reason people usually use brownies to cover up the flavor? I dunno, I'd try sauteing something in it, but I'd imagine you'd want to ingest all of the butter.. Dip lobster into it.

>>10345623
And if anything, the butter itself is probably worse for you than the THC.
>>10342890
Ah, I see this anon's post. So just warm it up and dip some lobster or crab in it.

>>10327719
>Guns, drugs and money is all that matters.

Blue collars, everyone.

>>10345707
>money is all that matters.
Real life, everyone.

>>10343322
Fucking junkies shitting up 4chan

never bothered making edibles.
when i visited america i tried legal 500mg edibles and got zero effect from it.