/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10332212
Show bobs.

>women
>on MY internet
gross

>>10332212
Begone dirty slut.

Next time stop being a dirty hoe.

post feet

>>10332230
This

What the fuck is this shit doing on /ck/

Hard drugs. Any time I take hard drugs, my hormones get fucked. I'm fairly fit and eat a well-balanced diet. Never really noticed a change in hormones in relation to what I eat. I'm Celiac so gluten fucks me up internally but in terms of women problems not much. Binging alcohol, injesting too much caffeine, and sitting down 24/7 makes menstruation heavier and more painful.

>>10332271
Post feet plz

>>10332225
>ywn wander the radioactive wilds with your friendly dogger companion

>>10332230
This or gtfo

>>10332212

what sort of a fucking idiot eats vagisil

>>10332276
Five. You want inches with that?

>>10332288
I'm guessing you

>>10332291
Don’t be a tease, show us your fucking feet you dirty slut

>>10332288
What sort of idiot thinks they need it?

>>10332299

Cortizone is my cream of choice for itch free eating.

Vagisil is just meme-cream. Flavor of the month.

>>10332306
How many?

>>10332291
stupid cunt. post your tits or feet.

>>10332323
>can't keep up with a thread
I'm not the stupid one here.

>>10332315
Do you give footjobs?

>>10332337
Jobs on feet?
I'm not Asian.

no
and i doubt ur problem is food, unless u have an allergy

>>10332212
>tfw you get your tampon changed at valvoline

>>10332212

>>10333069
try eating less dick

>>10332212
Show mi da pusi b0ss

>>10332212

I find that only consuming fermented sugars is the most important thing, as long as you don't do it while taking overly long baths.

Does anyone else have the problem where their girl's vagina stinks the next morning if you cum in her the night before? It's like a cheesy, fishy smell.

>>10334059

Yeah, that problem is on your end, in more than two ways.

>>10334063
Explain

>>10334069

Well, if the only times you notice her vagina stinks is after you leave your body fluids in it there's likely a connection. If you don't take the effort to remind her to wash off a little, or even just sit go on the toilet for ten minutes (the vag is resilient as fuck, and basically self cleaning, like a literal pussy), you're just sabotaging yourself when you wake up and want to munch on a little punani. Third, I'm guessing that you're an adult male who is uncircumcised; that's just nasty, and you should feel responsible for anything gross about your sex life. Do you want me to go on?

>>10334059
try leaving a little of your own cum in your mouth and let it marinate for a few hours and see how your breath smells then

kek

>>10334099
>uncircumcised: that's just nasty
How about you go lop off your nasty beef flaps, bitch?

>>10334099
>I'm guessing that you're an adult male who is uncircumcised; that's just nasty
uh...wait, wat?

>>10334099
>the vag is resilient as fuck, and basically self cleaning, like a literal pussy
I guarantee you're a lazy thot that never washes their pussy and use this and ph balance as justification for being a slob, your eyes are "self cleaning" too, you think your eyes are clean when you wake up?
Wash your nasty ass pussy you whore

>>10334187
All jewish owned slaves must be circumcised so it's normal in america, turns out all the memes about americans knowing nothing about other nations is true about their vapid roasties

>>10332212
You can induce menstration if you eat like a fucking ton of parseley, and I mean like, an entire bunch of it pureed in a smoothie or tea or some shit.

>>10332212
Why do all women write like such fucking redditors?

>>10334208

>simply using proper grammar is now considered reddit

>>10334222
>...?
>Not reddit grammar
um sweetie ??

>>10334208
who do you think uses reddit?

>>10332212
Every bathroom I've been in of a woman over the age of 30 had vagisi and/or monistat. I wash my hands constantly which helps if I end up diddling unexpectedly, bath daily and change my underwear. Diet doesn't effect my wound and I feel for those it does if true because an itchy cottage cheese vagina seems like a shitty way to live.

>>10332212
don't show feet, show tax returns

>>10334356

>t. still share a single bathroom apartment with mommy

Papa always told me: "never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die"

bake bread with your cunt yeast
post results

Fuck this entire thread, not a single femanon has posted feet. What a complete and utter disappointment.

>>10334385

Any girl worth dating is on birth control these days and most likely doesn't bleed at all.

>>10334398
the feet are a lie, lad

>>10334372
This might come as a surprise to you but many houses where women live these products are not uncommon. OP and others ITT have a rancid pussy problem that is to be addressed so just stay out of your Mommy's medicine cabinet.

>>10334399
You still spot and bleed to some degree depending on the type, and I've known quite a few women that had terrible clotting because of it or deviation of devices through their anal wall.

>>10332288

>>10334434

Eh, a spot and bleed isn't anything like 7 days a month. The last grill I was with was an old flame who'd apparently got an abortion at some point and had been on some new stuff for a couple of years and had zero flow the entire time. Still tasted nice, too.

Years ago I got a yeast infection from antibiotics after I had surgery and the fucking yeast infection was worse than my surgery recovery.

Diet doesn't seem to have any effect on the functionality of my lady parts, bit I do notice that it smells like garlic down there if I eat a lot of it.

>>10334399
Most birth control won't stop you from having a period.

wtf I hate women now
seriously, I'm out of here lest I turn into a flaming poofter

>>10334195
Kellogg wasn't a jew

>>10334099
>uncircumcised
OK schlomo

>>10334208
Women are the reddit of gender.

what does yeasty vagina taste like?

>>10334857
yeasty vagina

>>10334099
Dont mention circumsision theyll spam the thread with pics of anteater dicks to try and prove a point

>>10335981
Sweetie, you do know that if you pull back the skin it won't look like an icky 'anteater' anymore, right? There's no need to snip it off.

I don't think I ever had a problem...well I drink a lot of water


>tfw I wanna see some man feet
POST YER FUCKING FEET GENTLEMEN

>>10334208
Redditors are effiminate soyboys who sound like women.