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>> No.10316200
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Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

>> No.10316208

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10316278

>>10316208
chill dude, it hasn't even been posted yet

>> No.10316291

>>10316183
that dude looks like he rapes children.

>> No.10316306

>>10316183
looks like a slopovshit

>> No.10316309

>>10316183
God I hate that guy so much.

>> No.10316312

How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

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What's the webm version of this image?

>> No.10316325

>>10316208
Help

>> No.10316328

>>10316183
I gotta say this creepy ass face is quite distracting, but he does some pretty good food travel videos which aren't as staged as Food Channel ones.

>> No.10316339

>>10316183
Are they reusing the skewers?

>> No.10316425

>>10316339
do third worlders really do this?

>> No.10316520

>>10316339
do restaurants really reuse silverware?

>> No.10316560

>>10316520
you can just say silver you know

>> No.10316567

>inb4 inb4 poster

>> No.10316809

>>10316183
Fucking wiensyboy

>> No.10316899

>>10316560
i could say a lot of things

>> No.10317111

>>10316200
I still can't see her spitting

>> No.10317320

I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

>> No.10317329

>>10316183
Tell me about that face he makes /ck/. Why does he do it?

>> No.10317358

>>10316183
this dude is so fucking creepy

>> No.10317368

>>10317111
14 seconds in. It's to add moisture to what she's mashing, the third worlder poverty thinking being that it's not gross because it will get cooked anyway, but for normal people like us it would be frowned upon, obviously.

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>> No.10318253

>>10316560
Do restaurants really reuse AISI316 stainless steel eating utensils?

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>> No.10318270

>>10317368
I think she does it in an effort to contain the resentment she feels towards yet another perverted tourist she has to perform for in order to make a sale.

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>> No.10318320

>>10318278
kek. foreigners are weird.

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>> No.10318351

>>10318278
The fuck?

>> No.10318366
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>>10318278
just swedish things

>> No.10318419

>>10318351

The woman is not his wife, she’s the surrogate giving birth to the baby him and his gay nigger husband are having.

What that has to do with juice I have no idea.

>> No.10318431

>>10318419
But then who is the blonde that came in with the black guy?

>> No.10318435

>>10318431

State Mandated Diversity Police to make sure everything is sufficiently faggoty.

>> No.10318444

>>10318431
Would it matter if I just made something up? I should just make something up.

>> No.10318524

>>10318366
those poor koreans. Look at them try not to puke.

>> No.10318533

>>10318419
It improves social juicetice

>> No.10318536

>>10318431
The biological father dummy.

>> No.10318542 [DELETED] 

>>10318533
I swear to god I can see you, Carlos.

>> No.10318573

>>10318185
Oh shit I drive past there all the time.

>> No.10318577

>>10318278
bravo finland

>> No.10318656

>>10318278
>wtf?
>oh it's a surrogate

>> No.10318675

>>10318185
What the fuck? They don't even put it in a container before putting it into the bag?

>> No.10318732

>>10318366
>swedish
Fucking moron

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>> No.10318738

>>10318419
>husband
I thought that was a chick

>> No.10318747

>>10318278
I just threw up

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>>10318419
It's nothing to do with juice and everything to do with fruit.

>> No.10318780

>>10318278
>the black guy's sperm is the one that gets to reproduce
>intentionally giving your offspring a lower IQ
we're reaching levels of cuckery that shouldn't be possible

>> No.10318894

inb4 egg fort webm

surprised it hasnt been posted yet

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>>10318732

The company is swedish so It's clearly a product of swedish imperialism. None of them look mongol.

>> No.10318911

>>10318185
>straight into the plastic bag
FUC-KING DIS-GUS-TING

>> No.10319026

>>10316200
hot girl spitting into your food is NEVER gross, in fact you normally have to pay extra for it

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>>10316200
here you go my man

>> No.10319144

>>10318185
she can't even use the fry scoop correctly

>> No.10319146

>>10318185
plastic bag.. enjoy soggy shit.

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>>10318278
What the fuck is wrong with Scandinavians?

>> No.10319150

>>10318278
sweeden is just an experiment right?
brainwashed through the media to breed out the black people.
remember when they tried to do it to the aboriginals?

>> No.10319158

>>10319035
thanks

>> No.10319170

>>10318323
Fuck, I wish there were more of these places around here.

>> No.10319322

>>10317111
>>10317368
You fucking mongs, that's the background that looks like a drop of spit

>> No.10319352

>>10318419
God is going to punish us for our sins and we won't realize it until it is too late. Sweden needs to be wiped from the face of the earth.

>> No.10319793

>>10316520
but these are clearly wood

>> No.10319808

>>10319035
That's chinese. You can tell because "bread" literally translates to "face wrap" in Mandarin.

>> No.10319810

>>10319035
do you have the version of her smashing those with her nipples

>> No.10319850

>>10318301
Nargles is coming back

>> No.10319876

>>10317320
Thank you for keeping your shitposting promise from last thread anon

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>>10319808
No it doesn‘t, you dipshit. Bread is 麵包, which roughly translates to 'flour packet'.

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>>10318419
it has everything to do with juice

>> No.10319894

>>10318185
no one gets this to go you>>10318675
spastic >>10318911
retard>>10319146
fucks

>> No.10319903

>>10318278
why is the black woman so masculine

>> No.10319996

>>10318323
tucanos is the tits, easily my favorite resturaunt

>> No.10320123

>>10316325
egg fort man? i-is that you...?

>> No.10320139

>>10319035
Oh yeah girl, mash those rolls with your face. Get em nice and flat for daddy oh yeah.

...?

>> No.10320167

>>10319035
nani the fuck
Do people get off to this?

>> No.10320186

>>10316183
I thought Thailand was full of ladyboys and underage whores. What's that babushka looking hag doing there?

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>> No.10320256

>>10319035
i wish that were me

>> No.10320270

>>10320186
>Soi Cowboy is an entire country
Fuck off, this is why single men can never go to thailand for vacation

>> No.10320272

>>10320189
I would pull that fucker out of his booth and kick his ass for doing that to me

>> No.10320277

>>10320272
not if you want to end up with a cone in your pooper

>> No.10320279

>>10320272

he'd shove a cone up your arse and smear your balls with ice cream before you knew it.

>> No.10320286

>>10320279
I want to meet this guy already

>> No.10320288

>>10320272
That little game he's playing is 60% of the attraction of ice cream stand.

>> No.10320290

>>10320272
>go in to grab him
>end up holding another cone

>> No.10320295

>>10320189
how does he get out without breaking all those cones?

>> No.10320307

>>10320290
>grab him
>end up with two ice cream men

>> No.10320310

>>10320189
haha this is nice

>> No.10320374

Clearly, the blonde woman is the birthgiving one's significant other.

>> No.10320460

>>10320189
Sheiky Baby?

>> No.10320477

>>10318780
u mad wh*Te boi?

>> No.10320488

>>10318270
she is really cute though

>> No.10320570

>>10320272
>manlet virgin rage

>> No.10320664

>>10318732
story is that the slants were going to be talking to some Swedish students or some shit and instead they got some burka tier mud skins wearing a wig. i think the shits thought korea was japan and they are weebs or something.

gooks were disappointed/10

>> No.10321001

>>10320272
lmao sure you would

>> No.10321019

>>10318185

What a steaming shitpile of a restaurant

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>>10318278
jesus christ

>> No.10321078

>>10320256
yeah man, thats some great looking bread yeah?

>> No.10321082

>>10316208
eggs how break he out get?

>> No.10321105

>>10319903
they just naturally have higher levels of blood serum testostyrone, as well as less folding in the annular layer of the cerebrum

>> No.10321113

>>10320189
I think I might have spotted away to improve the efficiency of this business

>> No.10321154

>>10318278
I dont get it, gay couple pay the woman so she can have a kid for them, but what the heck does that have to do with juice?

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>>10318278

oh yeah?

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>>10320189

>> No.10321301

>>10320272
>getting this angry over ice cream

Lmao you fucking fatass

>> No.10321325

>>10320272
Sure you would, pal. Sure you would.
>mfw there is someone so dysfunctional and detached from reality that he would beat somebody up over parlor tricks from an ice cream stand
Hope you're getting professional help, lad.

>> No.10321326

>>10318201
hipsters eating

>> No.10321452

>>10321326
dem dolmas tho

>> No.10321464

>>10319149
Most people simply dont give a shit as long as they have their "Bread & Circuses" which here in Finland means Beer & Ice hockey.
It's similar to how Mericans have their "m-muh 2nd amendment m-muh guns", as long as those aint touched (((they))) can push whatever degenerate shit they want without any real pushback.

>> No.10321500

>>10321326
>normal turkish/middle eastern family lunch
>hipster

God damn you really are a sheltered flyover faggot arent you

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>> No.10321588

>>10318201
Is that last sip Tokaji?

>> No.10321627

>>10320189
then you gotta pay em after all that horse shit ?

>> No.10321764

>>10318737
what in the name of all that is holy is this

>> No.10321823

>>10320295
He has to sell all the cones.
EVERY SINGLE ONE.

>> No.10321847

>>10316183
TAI HAO LA

>> No.10321854

>>10318201
fuck that looks delicious

>> No.10321856

>>10316316
I thought that was a milk steak with jellybeans

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>> No.10322115

>>10322087
I hate those onions.

>> No.10322133

>>10321627
If you don't pay him he'll just take your wallet with his ice cream wand anyway

>> No.10322145

>>10322115
who the fuck asked you?

>> No.10322176

>>10319035
>here you go my man
Please don't pretend like this is what was asked for and post more of her.

>> No.10322185

>>10319035
>>10322176
twas what i asked for

>> No.10322215

>>10320189
>1 minute to sell one fucking cone
That's why machine are replacing these big nose having lazy fuck

>> No.10322229

>>10321854
i think its just Greek salad with pepperoncini, stuffed grape leaves, and wine

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>>10320290
Why am i laffin.
This isn't even my kind of joke

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>> No.10322239

>>10320272
I always wonder the staff looking thing is going to beat you if you do something wrong

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>>10322236
Do ppl really use this ? I thought its some ancient tool

>> No.10322269

>>10318675
Its its own container

>> No.10322318

>>10322245
Isnt it standard in some parts of asia?
Atleast more traditional think.

>> No.10322473

>>10322245
Better than a chef's knife for most things desu senpai

>> No.10322651

Xd

>> No.10322679

>>10318737
I love the cooking with jack show but for real the part where he eats is always grotesque

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>> No.10322797

>>10322785
Fucking americans I swear!

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>> No.10322816

>>10316183
I live in Hong Kong so my dad is constantly sending videos of this guy visiting different spots to me and he creeps me out so much. He actually sounds like he looks too. That said, he's basically living my dream so best of luck to you creepy food man.

>> No.10322857

>>10322785
this honestly looks like an onion video if they did more subtle clickbait video parodies to go with the clickhole stuff.

>> No.10322869

>>10322785
These youtube food videos have become simply "Lets make something unhealthy out of carbs, high cholesterol protein and cheese". How about one of these fucks make videos like this with healthy food.

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>>10322869

>> No.10322897

>>10322880
this makes me irrationally angry.

>> No.10322911

>>10322799
Very nice

>> No.10322930

>>10322473
very retarded post desu

>> No.10322949

>>10322897
I mean honestly it's basically just a lasagna with bread instead of noodles

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>> No.10323004

>>10322993
This was a thing in like the 90's I want to say.

>> No.10323014

>>10322880
I honestly miss the old EMT. I cringed at the abominations they made and bacon worship but I was entertained nonetheless

>> No.10323035

>>10322993
I was honestly interested in what kind of dish this was gonna be. I've never seen egg or egg whites and avocado mixed together and cooked.

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>>10323035

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>> No.10323044

>>10322785
americans are pigs

>> No.10323045

>>10323043
>That'll be $300 plus tip

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>>10323044
it says it's in Australia. good b8 m8

>> No.10323081

>>10323045
Where the fuck would nigiri be a $300 delicacy dish? Even high grade fish in nigiri plates would only get up to $20-30 an order.

>> No.10323085

>>10322797
>OBSESSED

>> No.10323101

>>10323042
i hate this bitch

>> No.10323124

>>10320189
>messing with ice cream jester

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>>10320290
Holy shit

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>> No.10323154

>>10320189
>all these fatties losing their shit over a magic trick

>> No.10323164

>>10323042
I bet she is a really selfish lover

>> No.10323183

>>10323081
WHOOSH

>> No.10323202

>>10323042
It’s almost like this was tailor made to piss me off

>> No.10323334

>>10318260
Holy crap the lawsuits.

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>> No.10323432

>>10323401
A Pythagorean cup, credited by Pythagoras of Samos as a practical joke device in the form of a drinking glass.
When filled beyond a certain point, a siphoning effect causes the cup to drain all of its contents out through the base.
Some modern toilets actually operate on this principle, when the level in the bowl rises high enough, a siphon is created, flushing the toilet.

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>> No.10323571

>>10318185
ain't nothing wrong with dat

>> No.10323573

>>10321326
I want to be a hipster.

>> No.10323615

>>10320189
I had this happen to me in Turkey
It's really nice and cute

>> No.10323631

>>10320167
Are there people who don't?

>> No.10323635

>>10323334
Good thing this isn't from a country full of retards

>> No.10323656

>>10322785
Dipping makes food fun!

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>>10322145
Me, I did... quietly though, no one was supposed to hear... and apparently they didn't.

Why I'm owning up to it now though, I've no idea.

I nudged him and said;

"hey... hey, do you like those onions?"

>> No.10323669

>>10322880
years ago this was entertaining

>> No.10323707

>>10322799
>leaving the garlic sprout

>> No.10323709

>>10323669
For you.

>> No.10323839

>>10322700
His right pointing finger really triggers me for some reason

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>> No.10323863

>>10323848
This game literally make me go paleo for a bit solely from food porn, I was eating nothing but roast meat and vegetables daily

>> No.10323869

>>10322785
It literally looks like custard. Fucking Americans.

>> No.10323878

>>10318185
>taco_town.webm

>> No.10323881

>>10323045
>>10323081
the 300$ figure is for a 20 piece course, not for a single piece of nigiri.

>> No.10323887

>>10323881
Wow so only 15 bucks for a bite sized ball of sushi rice with a slice of uncooked fish on top? What a steal

>> No.10323889

>>10323887
Have you ever had good sushi?

>> No.10323899

>>10323889
I've had it. But I don't believe that a flavour such as sushi, no matter how good it is, is worth 15$ a bite

>> No.10323902

>>10323899
As someone who's been to Japan, it's worth more than that, frankly. If any food is worth 15$ per small item, it's this.

>> No.10323904

>>10320189
Amerifats getting pissed because they aren't getting their ice creams fast enough.
You were a mistake, fucking yanks.

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>>10322799
But what happens if you don't critically hit the garlic?

>> No.10323974

>>10322780

What is this called? It looks delicious.

>> No.10323982

>>10323923
Instagram foodies have made me forever hate this style of ice-cream, no matter how good it actually is.

>> No.10324013

>>10323863
what game is this

>> No.10324016

>>10323401
Holy shit, thanks for reminding me about this guy anon.

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>>10323982
>people arent allowed to like things that i like even though it doesnt effect the flavour

>> No.10324032

>>10324020
I hope that people who have never seen the dumb shit I have enjoy it. I just can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPpc1R7PbNM

>> No.10324068

>>10320272
Sure you would Rambo.

>> No.10324074

>>10323043
>that'rr be 6 mirrion dorrars goyijin!

>> No.10324095

>>10324013
Monster Hunter World
All of the Monster Hunter games have fairly good looking food, if you don't mind the low-quality textures of previous entries.

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>>10320272

>> No.10324143

>>10323982
Its not good though, its fucking garbage.

>> No.10324236

>>10323839
he has a nerve disorder, so his dexterity is terrible. really genuine guy eating trash food and making bbq

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWolfePit

>> No.10324275

>>10318185
that looks fucking revolting

>> No.10324291

>>10322785
north korea needs to do us all a favour and blow america off the map

>> No.10324437

>>10323902
>As someone who's x
stopped reading right there

>> No.10324440
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10324440

>>10318185
>douses it in melted plastic

>> No.10324446

>>10316208
>>10317320
Anyone mind to post the screenshot of the original post for context? I know the image but I'd like to see the original screencap, and Google gave me nothing. I appreciate your new memes but I haven't been much on /ck/the last 2 years.

>> No.10324454
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10324454

>>10324291
This place wouldn’t be half as much fun if there were no Americans posting.

>> No.10324461
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10324461

>>10320189
Take your fucking faggot icecream and be humble before I camel clutch you to death

>> No.10324475

>>10320290
kek

>> No.10324542
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10324542

>>10316208
Post it>>10316312

>> No.10324617

>>10322880
What is that foul-looking yellow stuff they spread on at 1:00?

>> No.10324671

>>10323138
>girls

>> No.10324681

>>10323982
How would it be any different than normal ice cream?

>> No.10324686

>>10324617
Big Mac Sauce.

>> No.10324714

>>10319322
look at her lips, moron

>> No.10324778

>>10322797
Did you not fucking notice it said Australia?

>> No.10324784

>>10322897
Same

>> No.10324809

>>10323045
Reason number one why you should find the best fish and MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMNED SUSHI YOU LAZY FUCKS

>> No.10324818

>>10323081
Obviously never been to a high end sushi establishment

>> No.10324831

>>10320189
the chad ice creamer
>>10320272
the virgin ragelet

>> No.10324840

>>10317111
That's because she isnt, people on this board are just mentally handicapped

>> No.10324850

>>10320290
Holy shit my belly hurts.

>> No.10324859
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10324859

>>10320290

>> No.10324862

>>10321326
Turkish you stupid son of a bitch

>> No.10324868

>>10322115
You mean leeks?

>> No.10324982

>>10323492
Not gonna lie, I got that awful tingly sensation of danger in my scrotum when the sticks went into the cakes. The rest of it is stupid facebook garbage but that one part bothered me.

>> No.10324997

>>10320272
>being this worked up over your closeted homosexuality

>> No.10325036

>>10320189
I love that guy.

>> No.10325054

>>10323492
wtf. these flaccid cake dicks are bigger than my hard cock. and they probably taste better too.

>> No.10325126

>>10319035
Too bad grains are cancer

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10325176

>>10323492

>> No.10325185
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>> No.10325198

>>10322880
>over 70000 Calories
That's like 10kg of body fat, you could live few weeks off this.

>> No.10325221

>>10325198
more than a month

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10325303

>>10324778

>> No.10325322

>>10325221
Well, depends how much work you do, but indeed, it would take a long while to burn it off.

>> No.10325354

>>10325221
3 years

>> No.10325414

>>10322780
that cheese makes it look disgusting

>> No.10325495

>>10325354
about a decade, maybe two

>> No.10325610

>>10325185
Why is this being created in the passenger seat of a car

>> No.10325689

>>10325610
No home.

>> No.10325721

>>10316208
Kys its not funny

>> No.10325791

>>10325610
Welcome to the United States of Freedom.

>> No.10325925

>>10318185
I mean it sort of feels like a waste with nothing else on it. Like at least some chili or something, but really why not just swap out the lettuce for fries on a regular taco bowl.

>> No.10325944

>>10325185
kill all fatties

>> No.10325984

>>10316183
this guy is proof that WMAF marriages just don't work

>> No.10326006

>>10323140
who are these fucking people?

>> No.10326007

>>10325610
It's an american thing.

>> No.10326018

>>10325984
>WM

>> No.10326033

>>10322993
Just use a fork god damnit.

>> No.10326035

>>10321500
>>10324862
Roaches eating.

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10326042

>>10320290

>> No.10326068
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10326068

>>10317111
I'd pay her to spit in my mouth

>> No.10326132

>>10320279
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Thanks, I needed it.

>> No.10326134

>>10320189
big if true

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>>10320290

>> No.10326153
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10326153

>>10320290
pop kek
sounds like a premise i've seen before

>> No.10326292

>>10320272
>>10320277
>>10320290

This would be an amazing comedy skit.

>> No.10326311

>>10318780
Any race can be shitty, is it that they have bigger dicks?

>> No.10326321

>>10316306
I'm sending out an SOS (slop o shit)

>> No.10326376

>>10321500
Awwww...did that mean anon hurt your feelings, pumpkin?

>> No.10326434

>>10324681
Have you ever had shitty ice cream that is all gummy and hard at the same time, sometimes with some grit texture from crystallization? That's why slow churned is a thing.

>> No.10326481

>>10322785
why are they acting like this is some revolutionary thing? my favorite burger place has a good beer cheese dip intended for their fries and chips but I've dipped my burgers into it for years

>> No.10326487

>>10322785
>a culinary Einstein came up with the idea to use a dip for one thing also for another thing

Holy fuck, this has to be a Clickhole video

>> No.10326503

>>10320290
fuck you, made me kek

>> No.10326513

>>10323869
They're Australians, you dumb fuck.

>> No.10326608

>>10326376
I wonder how sad your life must be to make comments like this on a mongolian knitting forum

>> No.10326623

>>10326608
They did hurt your feelings, didn't they sunshine?

What a shame.

>> No.10326632

>>10318201
fuck what do you call those little leaf wrap things again?

I love those oily little fuckers

>> No.10326657

>>10316520
Do you think they just throw away perfectly good cutlery?

>> No.10326668

>>10316200
is this an actual request or a meme

>> No.10326674

>>10318737
You're... Eating... Wrong

>> No.10326684

>>10318737
i keep calling god's name but he doesn't answer

>> No.10326692

>>10320189
sneaky fucking roaches

>> No.10326739

>>10323042
It's like watching watching millennial homes burn

>> No.10326770

>>10322785
Do americans really eat this?

>> No.10326865

>>10323042
>we are building a healthy fast food
eating a fuckload of avocados is not healthy you stupid mongrel

>> No.10326909
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10326909

>>10322880
What's the damn point

>> No.10327273
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>>10326668
An actual request. My hard drive failed me and lost a lot of chan content.
And despite the general lack of OC in the /ck/ webm thread nobody seems to have it. It's not a particularly interesting or eye-catching webm but I like it.

>> No.10327290
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>> No.10327310

>>10326292
have you ever considered writing for saturday night live?

>> No.10327318

>>10327290
wouldn't this make the crust of the main pizza covered in grease?

>> No.10327321
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10327321

>>10327310

>> No.10327326
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10327326

>>10327318

>> No.10327339
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10327339

>>10326865

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>>10326909

>> No.10327355

>>10324454
actually, 51% of pageviews on 4chan are from the USA so that's not super off base, or maybe it is because we can afford mobile phones and phoneposters are shit, or maybe phoneposters are poor and cant afford computers, or maybe they have jobs so they post from phones instead... idk man this is confusing me now

>> No.10327362
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10327362

>>10327355

>> No.10327363

>>10323899
It's because the specific fish (blue fin tuna) is kinda rare and supplies of it are limited, supposedly it is the healthiest and best tasting tuna/fish in the ocean according to the Japanese but you are paying for the rarity not the labor or quantity

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10327368

>>10327363

>> No.10327372

>>10325185
Is that joey's hand? his car looks too clean to be joey, but he's definitely fat enough.

>> No.10327377
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10327377

>>10327372

>> No.10327381

what do you have to gain from subjecting us to this garbage

>> No.10327390

>>10327381
It's new content I used to troll /pol/ these threads always have the same shit so I am just adding

>> No.10327397

>>10327377
>"crab classic"
4 fuk saek

>> No.10327408

>>10323140
it really triggers me that they label 2 of the items on the plate but not the rest

>> No.10327411

>>10327377
>trans ocean

What did they mean by this?

>> No.10327415

>>10323492
>Flaccid

Ruh roh

>> No.10327420

>>10327362
Literally looks like a pile of shit with cheese on top

>> No.10327431
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10327431

>>10327321

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>> No.10327442

>>10327321
I stopped going to modern trendy restaurants like this. When they come out with basic Mac and cheese with an egg in it and say that will be $20 plus tip I just got sick of it.

>> No.10327490

>>10320189
>puts the old cones back on the stack

disgusting.

>> No.10327513

>>10316200
>>10317111
>>10319322
Too bad it's in front of her, not the background, dipshit. Check 0:18

>>10318737
Why the fuck does he stick his tongue out for large bites, essentially reducing the size of his biting capacity as well as blocking out his lower teeth? Is it because he had a stroke and so can't trust his hand-eye coordination to guide the food to his mouth? I seriously don't get it.

>> No.10327519
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10327519

>>10325610
Most creations happen in the backseat of car anon, ask your parents.

>> No.10327531

>>10316183
ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CLOSE HIS FUCKING EYE
CLOSE THEM GODDAMN IT

>> No.10327601

>>10325185

>all the snobs in this thread making fun because they've never been so poor they are reduced to eating banayonnaise sandwiches

>> No.10327617

>>10324020
>even though it doesnt effect the flavour
Then what's the point in spending 2 minutes serving it? I have no problem with things being popular but I can't stand people who like things for the sake of how trendy they are. There's so little novelty value there, I just don't get it.

>> No.10327620

>>10323982
fair, fair.
that fucking hamburger one makes me hate this style of ice cream

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10327746

>>10326632
Dolmas, my dude

>> No.10327795

>>10323043
50 dorra gaijin

>> No.10327938
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10327938

>>10322880

>> No.10327948

>>10323043
Now it be food porn.

And Jesus Fuck that knife.

>> No.10327963
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10327963

>>10323140
This is what happens when basement-dwelling anons become crypto millionaires and want to dress up their diet to match their new social status.

>> No.10327983
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>> No.10328038

>>10327435
kek, sauce?

>> No.10328050
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10328050

>>10327273
gotcha anon, i got it i think
sry for delay, was at work

>> No.10328411

>>10316183
It looks like doo Doo!

>> No.10328457

>>10320277
Lol