/ck/ - Food & Cooking

mine is too shitty to post

>>10309767
I love your floor.

>>10309767
take the knife out of your cutting board fag

>>10309769
Whatever it is, it's not as bad as mine

>>10309771
>>10309772
I'm honestly impressed by you guys

>>10309780
What's that thing against the far wall?

>>10309788
In the back corner? Homemade sous vide setup

>>10309788
Radiator

This apartment was built in the 50s or something

>>10309788
Looks like a radiator to me.

>>10309788
the doorway to his kitchen gremlin's lair

my pride and joy

took 28 grand and 3 months of working away at it but I have just about got myself set for life. being middle aged sucks dick except when you get to do things like this, lmao

>>10309780
that's pretty rough

Do setups like these exist in condos or do I have to get a house to get something like them?
>>10309767
>>10309815

>>10309815
That is pretty legit friendo.

>>10309837
OP here. I have a small house of 1100 square feet that only cost 110k.

>>10309767
Needs more gun. Knife blunted on the board won't do it.

>>10309780
I'm too lazy to actually take a photo, but this is essentially mine, albeit a bit more spacious.

>>10309772

That’s not a cutting board, it’s just a dumb wooden board meant for serving meats and cheeses on. OP wasn’t even willing to put an indentation in his actual cutting board.

>>10310687
>OP wasn’t even willing to put an indentation in his actual cutting board.

What now faggot

>>10310756
post pic of cute vintage electric mixer please

>house got burned in an arson last year
>got to redesign kitchen and got a hefty appliance budget from the insurance
>threw another couple thousand out of pocket for upgrades

It'll be ready in May, getting excited

It's very spacious, and I love the unique color of the granite. I have more than enough room for an island from Ikea or something. Perhaps I will finally go ahead and do that for my birthday.

I'll bet you like that massif refrigerator from the 80s it's so cherry.

>>10310804
how's the weather in Australia?

>>10310845
Nice hunk of meat.

>>10310909
That's the exact kind of fridge I want. Everything lately is stainless steel, which I hate, and the frenchdoor ones with the freezer on bottom, whichialso hate.

>>10310799
>arson
You know you have to post the story anon, come on lad

>>10310980
if you're american you can order any fridge you want in white, black, or stainless steel

>your kitchen is an absolute mess right now

I'm too embarrassed to post a picture of it

>>10311218
please

>>10309767
1/2, can’t get any good angles with this floor plan

>>10309815
Nice but way too cluttered

>>10311235
2/2
>inb4 someone makes fun of my 99 cent store brand soy byproduct sandwich bread

>>10311235
i'm glad you're doing well cape cod anon

>>10311168
shit neighbor kid set fire to my neighbor's house, it managed to spread to another three houses before firefighters managed to get it out, no one died, one lady lost her cats, and the shit kid is waiting trial and will likely see at least 8 years time if not more

>>10311249
If you count still being alive as doing well then yeah I guess
May your fridge be ever full, anon

>>10311252
Jesus Christ fuck that kid man that’s some bad luck
Good shit on your new setup tho so I guess it worked out?

>>10311235
OP here and jelly as fuck

>>10311290
yours seems more comfy tee bee aytch

>>10311270
do you think it's weird that i notice you? i will stop if you'd like

t. orbiter

>>10311312
i don't mind, i don't talk to a lot of people regardless so i'm happy to collect any (You)s you'll throw me
glad i could pique your interest

>>10309767
I only take photos in the kitchen while making something.

>tfw no pics of the 1970s KitchenAid mixer

>>10309767
What meat grinder is this?

>>10311280
yep, they just finished the roof and the contractors are about to order the new kitchen, counter top is pic related

>>10311237
That was post-holiday-dinner so yeah it's gonna be a little cluttered

>>10311364
It is the cheap version of a Squeez-O strainer.

>>10311362
>tfw no pics of the 1970s KitchenAid mixer

pleaseeee i require these photos

>>10311368
fuck that's tasteful

>>10311385
Thanks Anon

>>10311385
what ancient Loa spirit are you trying to conjure

>>10311413
It is a "Victorio" if you want to know the brand name. It has mostly plastic parts while the Sqeez-O brand has all metal parts with a nylon gasket and wooden handle on the crank.

>>10311412
Jam Spirits. You should taste our Creamy Apple Demons.

tfw i live in a tiny apartment with almost no kitchen counter space

>>10312124
Thoughts and prayers. Thank god that time in my life is over.

>>10311368
This pleases me. Countertop close ups, niggers.

>>10312124
Same, my nice cutting board doesn't fit on any of them without hanging over the stove or sink. I have a dining table though that I use when I need room to make bread, assemble sushi, or for lengthy tasks like gnocchi.

>>10312246
Tiny. SAD.

>>10312246
>>10312258
This photo did, in fact, make me sad

>>10312258
>>10312263

I'm a NEET on welfare so it's not like I'm exactly gonna rock some McMansion.

>>10312268
Where do u live I've never seen stove like that

>>10309815
I would be setting off the smoke alarm constantly without a real exhaust hood in that setup.

>>10310909
2 ovens, double sink, lots of work space. Looks good for cooking multiple things at one time

>>10310804
>that fridge
How old are your little ones, friend? My sister's expecting in June and I'm so hype to be an auntie I cry every time I remember.
>tfw going to have adorable crayon art on my fridge in just a few short years

>>10309767
why are we doing this again?

>>10312398
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10312380
Oh man, the crayon/watercolor art is cranked out at a prolific pace around here. I have a 2yo and a 5 yo. Congrats. Being a good auntie/uncle is an importanIt's and fun job.
I have 6 for real nephews and another 3 BFF nephews. It's really important to be a somewhat questionable, yet reliable influence.
I'm the only one with girls tho. It's weird.

>>10309780
>dat Corelle ware doe
Nigga

Posting

>>10312729
Got them from my grandma

>>10312124
bad counter space aside that's actually really nice for an apartment

who else /clutteredbyflatmates/

>>10312246
Your oven is super cute :D

>>10309780
joji?

>>10312829
Very nice senpai

>>10309767
floor is hideous and the cabinets are drab. smartly designed layout, however. if you feel like dropping a grand or two, upgrade the shitty laminate countertops tho.
>>10309780
cheap rental/10
>>10309815
pretty good, only small nits to pick here. the color of the countertop is awful imo, but i dislike tan and beige in kitchens for the most part. i feel like the color of the knobs are off for this design. maybe brass? the bronze seems to be odd given the stainless steel appliances and sink
>>10310804
lrn2post
>>10310845
good layout, awful mishmash of stuff. change the shitty brown blinds to a nice grey or off white. pick one appliance color and stick with it. very nice backsplash tile at least
>>10310909
the arch doorways are really old fashioned and out of place in what is an otherwise fairly modern kitchen. integral backsplashes generally aren't my thing, but i don't hate em.
>>10311235
>>10311242
i like most of the colors (the tile or linoleum in the kitchen is boring as fuck) and the general design, but i think getting a separate floor oven and cooktop is just silly. you're buying two appliances when one will do the same thing and not really saving any space. maybe that warming tray makes all the difference?? shrug
>>10312124
tiny apartment, yes, but a very, very nice design. good, clean lines. very nice aesthetic. very tastefully done.
>>10312246
soviet bloc/10
>>10312829
not awful. i feel like this kitchen doesn't get enough light to have that dark a cabinetry. dislike the cathedral arch wall cabinets with flat lowers and that molding around the sink. too old fashioned for whats a transitional'ish aesthetic elsewhere
>>10313008
dorm/10

>>10313044
Nope

>>10313161
Kill yourself

>>10313164
nou

>>10312834
My parents have the same set. Brings back memories of family dinner in the late 80's

>>10309767

>>10313161
>Lrn2Post
It's just something my tablet does literally every time I try to post a pic I took on 4chan. I dunno why.

In other news, I was looking up local real estate for shits and gigs. Check this out! 3bd 2bt 17ksqft craftsman built in 1911.
I have never seen appliances like this. The hot plates fold up!!

>>10313196
There are two of these in the kitchen, but look at the counter tops! I'm like whaaaaat..

>>10313196
>>10313199
jeeeeeezus christ no thank you.

>>10313201
And like, is this the oven?? I don't know. It's in the historic district. $488k! Probably a good investment opportunity if you do it right. Original wood flooring looks good.

>>10313203
17k sq ft for under half a mil? fuck me, where?

>>10313212
Sorry. I meant 1,700. That's pretty roomy here, though for a 3bd. It has a sun room, though. I made a mistake. The floors aren't original. This house is updated weird as fuck. Why replace the countertops, and sink but nothing else.

Bathroom coming up next, you guys will love this.

>>10313217
Absolute madmen built a stand up shower right in front of the goddamned clawfoot tub.

>>10313222
>>10313217

>>10313161
>tile or linoleum
It’s a hideous carpet to protect the hardwood floor from scuffing since there’s a lot of scuffable activity in the kitchen
The extra appliance is an excuse for another counter area lol

Fridge to the left, not pictured

>>10314408
better pic

>>10310811
kek'd

>>10314408
>>10314429
I like it, it's really comfy.
8/10

>>10311235
Like your build in damper next to the stove. Always wondered: is it really as good as a hood hanging above the stove?

Asking because I'm going renovate my kitchen, and I'm going for a different layout.

bump

>>10314442
functionally it works just as well imo, my other house has a copper overhead vent so i've had plenty of experience with both. it's nice to have nothing overhead sometimes, kinda opens the space up a bit

bump

>>10309837
house

gutted my kitchen and made custom, knotty alder cabinets. entire remodel cost under 6 grand
>looking south

>>10316833
>looking west
nb4 hurr durr durr kitchen sign
old lady decorated it

>>10309767
Bam! Not a terrible kitchen but hardly the best in the world.

>>10316856
>>10309815
>>10311235
i'm so used to the range being tucked into the middle/corner of a kitchen. what countries are you guys in and do you like having the range out in the open? i imagine the only downside is kids getting close.

All are better than mine

>>10316873
I am >>10316856 and am in the United States (specifically Ohio, if you care). I honestly love the oven being where it is, it's very central and easy to work with and around. Also, the flat metal bit is actually a griddle, which is also fantastic.

I have no children, so that is not a concern, if you're curious.

>>10316856
I miss my Maytag refrigerator so Goddamn much. I think I should have just spent the money to get it fixed. I had a power surge blow pretty much all the electronics including the compressor. After it was fixed it was never the same and got louder and louder until it sounded like a TARDIS taking off all day and night.

Do you guys ever stick food into your horny gf's pussy and then cook it?

>>10312241

>>10317735
Noice. Looks like smooth river rocks under cool water. I wanna put my feet on it.

>>10309767
Reagan F?

the kitchen i rarely use

>>10317777
Really cheaped out on that backsplash, someone did.

>>10317777
>not getting you counter absolutely filthy just so you can clean it again

>>10312645
nice 'sai

>>10317890
Thanks. It was a gift. I'm kind of worried about it.

One last counter top and backsplash closeup.

>>10309815
>my pride and joy
well, congrats m8.
however.. you spent that much and you install knobs on everything?
i always get stuff caught on the knobs in my kitchen

Not best angle sorry

>>10316875
Is that a dishwasher by the fridge?

>>10309815
Love the wall tiles.

>>10317247
>should have just spent the money to get it fixed
> After it was fixed it was never the same
what?

>>10321198
Whoa...what third world shithole is this guy fro-
>washing machine in the kitchen

Ah, hello my fellow slavic friend.

>>10321198
Lol, wtf? Among the other more egregious disgust, who has a clothes washer in their kitchen?

>>10309767
Stove needs to be redone.

>not pictured is the 150 bottle wine cooler

>>10321502
Fixed

>>10321198
Is this a screenshot from the new Resident Evil?

>>10321506
And the outside kitchen

>>10321506
this is one of those magazine kitchens. it's beautiful, and i am very envious, but then you post the outdoors kitchen and you live in a got dang mcmansion and there is nothing to be jealous about a 5,000 sq ft house on less than 1/2 acre.

>>10321531
I actually built the outside kitchen out. Much cheaper to do. Only thing that wasn’t made was the oven. I just bought it.

>>10311235
Julia Child?

>>10321506
My parents house also has a nice kitchen

>>10321506
What is your house worth?

>>10321531
>tfw i have 2 acres
>tfw we have a normal house on it
The forest is pretty comfy, lots of good times out there.

>>10322386

>>10322170
Well I bought it when the market crashed. Around 630k... currently its 1.2 million

>>10321385
seems like a lot of yuro-peeins do man

>>10321361
>spend extra money to get the extra super quiet refrigerator
>a year or so after the warranty expires a power surge blows it up
>get it fixed with homeowners insurance but it never as quiet as it was when it was new
>keeps getting louder and louder as the years go by
>finally can't stand it anymore when it sounds like Tom Baker is about to jump in it and fly away from the next room
>find out getting another compressor for that model would probably cost as much as a new refrigerator and it will still never ever be as quiet as it was
>say goodby to the best refrigerator I have ever had

(2002-2015)

>>10322594
Move it to the garage so it can live on as a beer fridge

>>10311362
my grandmother's old one (it's that ugly ass goldenrod color) is sitting at my parents' house, but it's the one with the levered head.

i have a new silver one (matches my fridge and oven) that's the professional series, with the fixed head and moving bowl.

>>10312829
if you're going to redo the kitchen, at least update the cabinets from the 80's. bare minimum, replace/refinish the doors and get rid of that accent piece over the sink.

>>10322720
>the bars on the windows are the nicest thing in the kitchen

>>10313217
house like that in certain areas around me would be less than half that price. in the city, you could get a house that size for under 100k.

>>10309767
>tfw too poor to have a nice kitchen
>tfw have to share this with 3 others

>>10322594
oh well

>>10309815
>>10310909
>>10311235
>>10311242
>>10312829
>>10313191
>>10316836
>>10316856
>>10321506
>>10322390
love these!

>>10312893
>>10313161
Thanks, it's a tiny 600 sq ft apartment but I love it, good lighting and great view