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>waitress mistakenly puts down a second menu

>> No.10317887

>>10317885
I didn’t come here for this feel anon...

>> No.10317892
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>read twice as fast as the average pleb and decide on drink, appetizer and entree before she finishes putting them down

>> No.10317918

>let me tell you about our specials today

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>>10317892
i-i should only need to read twice as fast to do that?

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>>10317885
>Chinese food places puts two fortune cookies in carryout bag

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>trying to pick between two dishes
>finally decide on one
>qt waitress makes eye contact
>change order and get the one i didn't want

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>>10317892

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>>10317921
let me tell you pink anime thing you can look at the menu beforehand too and avoid the downfalls of modern dining. I recommend a flask filled with everclear and 3 extra smart phones with the menu saved so your dining companions don't have to wait on waitresses either.

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>>10317928
>order for myself
>4+ fortune cookies

>> No.10317947

>>10317885
Haha lonely faggot

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>>10317943
>put a light on in another room and keep looking towards it so the delivery guy thinks someone else will be eating with you

>> No.10318071

>coworker bumps into me at shops after work with a six pack and bottle of wine in my basket

"Got company tonight have we? Heh heh"
"Ye....yeah....hah"
Mfw

>> No.10318110

>>10317885
I work in a restaurant, and nobody cares if you eat alone, and if youre really concerned just sit at the bar

>> No.10318178

>>10318110
Don’t listen to this tipcuck he laughs behind your back while snorting over the counter tylenol with your roastie waitress who pretended to smile the whole time and touched your shoulder twice

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>>10317885
>live in small rural town with only a few places to eat
>go to the same diner every other week or so for breakfast and sit at the bar
>"gonna be the usual again, hon?"
>"yes please"
>get over easy eggs, sourdough toast and hasbrowns, waitress leaves the bottle of tobasco

>> No.10318220

>tfw no gf

>> No.10318233

>>10318207
it's nice when people know you. enjoy your comfy place.

>> No.10318424

>>10318207
>tobasco
I see this a lot around here,is it a regional spelling?

>> No.10318476

>>10318424
>tobasco
oops, that instance was purely my retardation. Don't know how often others spell it like that though

>> No.10319734

I wait tables (not a grill) and I've done this by mistake a few times. Feels bad.

Anyway, I had an older gentleman ask me to sit down and share a slice of cake with him. It was strange but I did it.