/ck/ - Food & Cooking

One of those huge £30 KFC sharing meals. Found a website that delivered KFC, McDonald's, and Burger King before any of them officially delivered in the UK. Used them daily for almost 2 weeks straight. Was constipated the entire time. You shoulda seen what came out of my ass when all was said and done.

>>10310844
one extra-large double pepperoni with jalapeno + one large with double pepperoni with jalapeno + an entire brownie tray from papa johns
it started hurting before i finished the second pizza (i finished the brownies a couple slices in) and i had to lie down afterwards. i calculated the calories once to somewhere around 11,000
i weigh 130 lbs now and remembering this makes me sick

>>10310872
Jesus

>>10310872
Fat ass nigga

2x30 cm pizzas, 2 bags of fries (=about 4 large fries from McD quantity wise), 1 liter of chocolate milk and a pint of Ben and Jerrys cookie dough ice cream.

Felt like the lava from Mt Doom was gushing from my asshole the entire next day

>>10310891
>>10310969
it wasn't as bad as i thought but it's still horrifying

>>10310844
an entire LC's large pizza, plus a 6 pack of some IPA.

One time a couple years ago I took a friday off work to watch E3 and somehow ate 2 whole pizza hut pizzas over the course of the entire day.

>>10311231
>Guys I somehow ate a slightly above normal amount of food over the course of an entire day

>>10310992

>16,660 mg of sodium.

I'm not sure when the exact record is but I used to order extra large pepperoni or sausage pizzas with a cheesesteak sub and chef's salad like once a week, usually while in the process of drinking a 12 pack or two and/or bottle of bourbon, I'm sure I finished it all in one go at least once.

>>10311240
>being so fat that you mock somebody who eats 2 whole pizzas as if it was nothing

it had to be close to 5000 calories, not counting the copious amounts of cream soda

>entire large pizza hut stuffed crust pizza with pepperoni
>entire order of sesame chicken + egg roll and crab rangoon

I projectile vomited.

>>10310844
How does someone let themselves get that fucking fat?

>>10310844
Is that a 2DS

>>10310844
Pizza ranch buffet meals are brutally good. You end up having pizza, fried chicken, potatoes, pop, salads, and desert all in one meal.

>>10311301
Alot of them are addicted or had it happen and they were delusional about the weight gaining till it was too late
As a fat person who just started to try and get healthy i can vouch for the second one i luckily caught before i got that big

>>10311301
I believe that's Paul Mason, one of the contenders for literally the fattest man to ever live, and he describes his daily food intake during his "bulking" period and if you hear it it's no wonder he achieved the weight that he did. Between meals he used to eat entire loaves of buttered bread. That wasn't something he did once in a while, eating the entire loaf of bread was normal for him and he would do multiple a day. This was what he would do to tide himself over before the next takeout meal.

>>10311240
I did that too last friday. I think that amounts to about 3500 calories or so, in total

>>10310844
how bad is it that i eat pizzahut at least once a week and im craving it rn?

>>10311352
really not that bad
ate pizza hut 5 times last week, still dropped a kilogram in weight

>>10311373
>still dropped a kilogram in weight
over the course of a year...?

>>10310844
a whole bbq chicken medium pizza.

>>10311383
the week

29 beers, 1 bottle of wine, 2 large pizzas , 2 x bars of cadbury dairy milk, 2 x packets of doritos.

In .... 10 hours from 9pm - 7am watching games of soccer.

>>10311438
Wew lad.

>>10311438
>29 beers
bud light or some shit?

>>10311438
This is more like it, I was expecting every post to be like this not all these "a whole medium pizza"

>>10311456
I mean, we all know that beers in America are smaller than here, but that's still an absolute fuckton of beer. I'm surprised he didn't get alcohol poisoning.

>>10311456

no mate. Pirate Life pale ale 5%

>>10310844
Which episode is this?

>>10311473

the thing is man i had been drinking like that for 5 months straight. this was only 2 months ago. :/ i have put on 24kg in the last 3 months, that's only because i weighed myself then.

if you want to get fat as fuck drink those beers and eat those pizzas my friend. :(

>>10311482
nasty, did you try to kill yourself

>>10311504
yeah beer will murder your body just stop m8 those stretch marks aren't gonna get any better

>>10311504
Damn bud. You need to find the strength in you to cut down on that shit. Maybe just drink 3 bottles before sleep, every other day or so? Just so you have that slight buzz that makes you sleepy and your craving is satisfied. You could try going from there. I hope you can sort your life out, lad.

>>10311526
>>10311533

this is day 8 sober. Every single minute of every single day i think about beer. I don't even like being drunk that much, it's just the constantly drinking beer and slow increase of buzz that i love. It's fucking hard but yeah... you know if you crack and have even one beer you are fucked and it will turn into another binge.

>>10311279
Sounds worth it though.

>>10311545
>day 8 sober
That's good, means that you have some discipline in you.

>>10311545
good on you man, I was the same for a while though not as much and I got lucky because I just ran out of money to drink too much. I do miss the buzz but fuck, just looking at a mirror makes it so not worth it

>>10311563

hahahah during the binge you slowly watch yourself transform and say "its not bad at least my arms are still buff etc" 5 months of no gym and drinking and its all gone. Some scrawny indian guy who used to ask me for advice was there today., he said "what the fuck happened to you man"

Also that was a bad food binge but when you drink that is what happens. Especially if you have all this shit at home. I remember a couple months back making a carbonara with 700g of bacon, over a kilo of chicken and a pack of dried pasta with all the usual shit in it. it was gone in just over a day. Every time i went out to get a beer would open the contained from the fridge and just shovel it into my mouth.

Fuck and let's not forget the cake. Mudcake gone in a day. With the rest of the food too. Go out for a beer and have a slice. Rinse and repeat. and this mudcake has 2 cups of sugar in it and 4 blocks of chocolate.

>>10311335
>pop
What?

>>10311335
The fried chicken is better than the pizza. When I go, I hit the salad bar first, then chicken, wedges, mashed poyatoes, biscuits and gravy.

>>10310844
One entire Costco food court combo pizza, one churro, and a very berry sundae.

It was a magical experience.

>>10310844
An entire pan of pic related

>>10311827
He means Ol' fizzy swiggin' juicy pickin's

A half a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and a 40 of natural ice.

>>10310992
hey, at least it includes over 100% of your daily fiber

>>10311335
>>10311863
Where is pizza ranch located primarily?

>>10312134

Texas has a few big ones, it needs an arid climate for the pizzas to thrive. My buddy has a big pizza ranch outside of dallas, about 200 or 250 pizzas free range out there. Business is good, he makes a decent crust off it.

>>10310844

An entire box of cosmic brownies. I was hot a healthy child.

>>10312279
>was hot a healthy child
Did you mean not?

>>10310844

Pretty big dude so I have a few pig out stories. The other day I had a bowl of leftover chicken fried rice, one turkey sandwich, 5 rolls of sushi, 2 naan bread and 4 beers over the course of a day and went to bed so full and gassy.

Family size chips from a fish and chip shop covered in tomato sauce

>>10310844
Either an 18" plain pizza or the whole pack of bacon
After eating the pizza my stomach hurt so much that I just went to sleep
After eating that much bacon I had to take a shower to feel less greasy

>>10310844
I dont go too crazy like these ham planets but sometimes ill make most of a bag of fries and top it with cheese and other shit. Good times.

A 10 Slice Doninos pepperoni Passion.

I'm a 6'3" skelly so it's a lot to me.

>>10312292

you absolute madman.

>>10312284
yes that, too

>>10311279
Just 1 lil eggroll?

>>10310844
How many calories do you think is in the average pizza's cheese alone?

>>10310844
i got really drunk one night, and was super hungry it was like 2am and the only place open was the bodega at the end of the block. and for some reason i bought 7 cans of shitty corned beef hash and when i got home i wolfed all that shit down

An entire 16oz tub of sour cream with onion dip stuff mixed into it, another 16oz tub of southern butter pecan ice cream, half a bag of ruffles, 5 shots of whiskey, 2 servings of Philly cheese steak hamburger helper with extra beef, leftover sweet potato waffle fries with mayo and ketchup mixed together with a huge leftover onion ring, 4 cups of coffee, 5 glasses of water.

Not all at once but it was in the course of 11 hours. 6'0" 205 lbs.

>>10310844
1/4 pound of potato candy

>>10312214
Are the pizzas fed growth hormones or anything? Reminder that 12 inch diameters are as large as a natural pizza will get. Any larger and it gets unethical

>>10310992
>%400 of my daily sodium never tasted so good

>>10311863
>mashed poyatoes

>>10312214
>he makes a decent crust off it.

>>10311352
i work at a pizza place, i literally have been eating pizza 3-5 days/week. gained twenty pounds in 7 months but I was underweight af before

I went to a restaurant with bottomless shakes and drank three of them with my meal

>>10310844
I got really high once and had a McDonalds and a bunch of restaurants within walking distance of my apartment. I got like 4 McDoubles and then less than an hour later, I ordered a big order of fried rice and an entree at this Chinese restaurant.

>>10311352
As long as you don't eat like complete shit the rest of the week, you should be alright.

I once had an enchilada platter and 3 pupusas at a salvadorian restaurant. Don't regret it tho, everything tasted amazing.

>>10310844
3 slices of a large pizza.

This thread makes me feel good for just binging on a whole container of Peanuts today after lifting. Ate standard meals too, but just apparently wanted the extra 3000 calories of Peanuts. I still need more self control though

>>10313160

shut up cunt

>>10310844
2 Dominoes Pizzas back when I was in university. My self-discipline was zero at that point in my life.

I never really ate for the sake of just trying to eat a shit ton, but eating at least 2 large pizzas solo per day + other shit wouldn't be unusual a few years ago - maybe every week or so. I probably wouldn't be surprised if I put down 3k calories at the Chinese Buffet brunch time either. Tons of Sushi that had probably gone bad since the place was only $7-8 and fried foods.

I've posted this before but here it is again
>Pizza Hut
>large Supreme pizza
>large Meat Lovers Pizza
>two liter of Pepsi
>order of cheesy bread
>family size package of double stuff Oreos
>consumed all of this over 2-3 hours
At the time I was playing college football and I wanted to celebrate the end of two a days with the most gluttonous feast I could imagine. I played offensive line so I was a pretty big guy and my stomach was a bottomless pit but that one is my largest meal. The next day I took the biggest shit of my life. I was on the toilet for an hour. I wasn't constipated and it wasn't diarrhea, I just had to shit for that long. When I was done the bowl was almost entirely full and I felt great. It was a shit mountain. I wish I weighed myself before and after.

KFC buffet

>be filthy service engineer for steel mill in rural Alabama
>get called down on a Friday, plant had a lightning strike
>return Monday, having survived for 3 days on vending machine, working 15 hour days every day
>peep my favorite chinese buffet on the way back into town
>eat 3 plates there
>on my way home pass a culvers
>decide I need some fried curds and a frozen custard
>get home
>finish off a bag of doritos, bowl of fruit loops, bag of pizza rolls, some leftover rice I found, a up of yogurt, and a huge glass of milk
>sleep for 24 hours
I felt reborn.

>>10313160
A man of refined taste, I see

>>10310844
I went to Golden Corral once.

One time I had enough papa points for 3 2 topping pizzas and a chhestick. Ate it all while smoking weed and playing vidya. Smoking weed used to give me the munchies bad. It was like I was bottomless. Took me maybe 8 hours. Also a bunch of soda.

>>10310844
3 orders of 5 rolled tacos. each order has a literal pound of combined melting cheese and guacamole

when I finished the third order, I literally felt panic and doom and cold sweats, and I thought I got food poisoning so I rushed to the bathroom and just sat down, but it passed in a few minutes

7/10

>>10310844
3 slices of pizza. I can't manage to eat more with my baby sized stomach.

>>10313612
Bitch

>>10313633
No u

>>10313646
I'm the one with dubs. You're definitely the bitch here.

2 cheese pizzas, 2 bowls of fries, lasagna, tortellini with bacon cream sauce, 1 piece of fresh warm apple pie, 2 litres of cola

>>10310844
every 2 months or so I get a large pizza and eat it in one sitting. hardcore I know.

2 quarter pounders, 40 nuggets, 2 large fries, 2 large cokes and a pepperoni pizza with 3x extra pepperoni.
Felt terrible for a week.
On the plus side, feeling sick in that way helped me quit drinking 2 bottles of whiskey a day.

900 grams pork belly myself
thats 4,662 calories
+ a lot of white rice
+ boy choy

>>10311352
Pretty bad that you eat pizza hut at all and not literally any other pizza place.

>>10310844
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB2_j7c0d70

Probably some combo of drinking all day long and eating bar food.

>>10311352
>i eat pizzahut
>being so fat that you're eating whole establishments

>>10310872
James is that you? We thought you were dead.

Can't decide between this and french fries from 3kg of potatoes eaten in an evening

>>10310844
Fifth of gin

>>10314662
Do Americans really look like this?

>>10311352
I work there, and eat a personal pan at least once a day.
Usually there's a couple pizzas by the end of shift I take home too,because nobody came to pick them up, or the teenagers messed them up.

I haven't grocery shopped since I started working there last May. I'll either eat at work for free (pizza, wings, or pasta)

Or I'll hit the McDonald's. Or buy a steak, anything that I can cook at work through the oven

>>10314662
>All this yellow plastic

This is the most american thing i ever seen.

>>10310844
Hungover as fuck in college.
>go to mcdonalds get:5 jr chickens, 4 mcdoubles
fuck this wont be enough
>go to wendys. 2 daves singles, large fry

so 11 burgers and a large fry

>>10314336
not even close sorry man good luck james

>>10311545
best thing to do is quit then for good. i quit for 4 months, then drank for a tournament. havent drank since. only drink on special occasions 4 times a year

>>10310844
Two pounds of generic Oreos. With milk.

>>10310844
16 white castle burgers with 2 ham and cheese stuffed chicken microwaveable pockets

>>10310855

>>10312214
what would the life of a pizza cowboy be like

>>10312347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3SU6sd9Uqk

idk if you are intentionally referencing this or not but either way it's good to watch

>>10315578
That's the work of the fat guy from tgwtg right? I wonder if he's still just as big now.

>>10315727
'nobody wants to eat 9 cans of ravioli, i mean i'm ashamed of myself.'

>>10315086
>two pounds of oreos

I looked it up.
That's about 80 oreos!

>>10315738
He either lost weigh or he's dead.

9 whoppers

>>10315941
either way's fine

A sheet pizza at a party i hosted and noone came to

>>10310844
One time at a jons house... Mhmmm he had me stay all night. His heater was out so we bundled up in his living room with space heater under some blankets. Once we finished playing he ordered us 2 pizzas, soda, and cheese bread from papa John's... I'm surprised they're open so late.

He busted out a bunch of pot and we just smoked, ate, and watched arrested development (I had never seen it) that night. Wow that as awhile ago now... It was Rly fun I had a great time. One of the happier memories in my life.

God I think I ate a whole pizza and cheese bread and maybe a whole 2 litre of Pepsi... I fasted the next day because I felt like a fucking disgusting pig but it was worth it.

>>10310844
One time I ate an entire pint of Häagen-Dazs in a single sitting. Debated throwing up but ultimately decided against it. It made me feel so guilty that I've barely eaten ice cream since.

>>10316286
pussy

One litre of pistachio ice cream with chocolate chips over the course of a day. It was on Saturday and I still feel gross.

>>10311545
I'm on week 5 now. I know that feel too, I can't just have one or it will turn into a lot more.
Was drinking 1.5-2 pints of 100 proof vodka a day, or ~24 beers.
I can fit into my size 32 pants again, skin cleared up, stopped smoking so much, saved a ton of money, loads more energy, less depressed, I don't have to have "rest" days where I lay in bed and gorge on shit food and sleep.
All in all, I am much happier, hell, you could say I am enjoying being sober. My interest in my past hobbies has came back, gaming, woodworking, and I almost went running for the first time in years over the weekend.
But damn, do I still want a beer.

>pizza rolled over a kebab with fries with extra bacon
>1,5l of lemonade (that's liter for you subhuman Imperial users[/spoiler]
>3 jars of B&J ice cream
The moment i was so full my stomach felt like it could burst i really felt like a honorary Amerilard.

>>10317131
>bacon in a kebab

>>10317148
I added it by myself.

>>10317104
>Was drinking 1.5-2 pints of 100 proof vodka a day, or ~24 beers.

might wanna travel to thailand and get yourself a cheap black market liver transplant friendo

>>10317156
point still stands

>>10317170
Bacon is good no matter where it is, i'm ashamed of your lack of inner Amerimutt.

>>10310872
damn son. i can't imagine eating more than 2,000. i'm not even skinny, just average.

>>10317165
And get a knock-off asian liver? Mine's just fine, buddy.

>>10314713
I lost a little weight since that picture but yeah more or less

>>10312288
Isn't that just 3 meals worth.Are you the guy who only eats one slice of pizza?

>>10313142
Only 3?That's not even impressive for a toddler.

>>10313612
That's sad.

>>10310844
I wish being fat wasn't so unhygienic, it looks pretty comfy

>>10310844
Never understood how people get this obese. Food isn't cheap and these fuckers are too fat to work so how do they do it?

>>10317946
welfare + disability + money from parents/friends

>>10317905
It is unless you have to exert yourself physically
t. Lardass

last friday i ate $50 of chinese take out and drank 2 6 pakcs and trhrew up everywhere, good food tho

>>10317905
It's not, you can't fucking breathe without leaning back with your hands under your man tits, you can't breathe when you look down because of your neck fat, you're hot all the time, and you ALWAYS smell because you can't reach your creases in the shower and even the ones you can reach get crusty and sticky after a few hours.

t. 6 years after gastric bypass and 270 pounds lost.

>>10310844
When I was around 7 or 8 years old I lived in South Carolina and my parents brought me to my first all you can eat buffet. Never even knew it was a thing. Can't remember what I ate besides the ice cream for dessert but I vividly remember being so full after that all I could do when we got home was lay belly up on my bed and cry.

>>10318015
jhesus fuck how much did you weigh? at least u lost a fair bit tho

>>10318027
My official weight the day I got the surgery was 513 pounds 12 ounces. My target weight is 180 since I'm only 5'8", but I'm pretty comfortable where I am now. The flappy skin is annoying and I still have problems with funk in my folds but at least I can reach them without a nurse having to sponge me down.

>>10313574
Was introduced to the Golden oral when we were shipped out to Oklahoma to do tree work after they had some kind of freak ice storm. We would work 12 hours straight and only eat one meal a day at the Golden oral (the C and one of the r's on the sign was out) and go back to the motel to shower and sleep. So fucking unhealthy.

>>10318049
jesus fuck thats good m8 over half your weight sounds fuckin unreal to lose that much

>>10315983
That's really sad anon.

>>10313747
Not that anon but Pizza Hut makes some really good pizza. Don't know why everyone hates on it. Now Dominos is fucking nasty.

>>10318082
It helps when you literally can't eat more than an apple-sized meal twice a day for two years.

>>10318003
Why the fuck would you consume that much food, anon? You seem like a dog that gets sick from over eating. Learn to control yourself.

>>10311473
What lol how are they smaller?

>>10311545
AA is for quitters

>>10315578
>>10315738
>>10315941
needs the follow-up tweets where he described having a heart-attack and having to have his mother feed him nitroglycerin

One time I attended a 9 hour concert where they served no food and you couldn't leave if you wanted to come back in

After the concert, I spend $20 at Wendys and ate nearly 15 burgers/chicken sandwhiches/fries

I felt completely fine

>>10311012
You are like a baby to me.

>>10318796
>One time I attended a 9 hour concert where they served no food and you couldn't leave if you wanted to come back in

Wtf?
That sounds like torture.

>>10310844
Had to think a bit because i very rarely eat large amounts of food, but there is one meal that stands out.

>1.4 litres of curry soup
>100 grams of bacon
>150 grams of cocktailsausages
>a bunch of noodles
all mixed together, for one meal, eaten in like 15 minutes.

Don't know why i did it but ill sure as hell never do i again lol

I eat an entire medium thin crust pizza about once a month. I weigh 110 lbs so that's a lot to me

>>10318049

You should have buckled down and put on another 87 pounds to get your own episode of My 600 Pound Life.

I ate an extra large pizza by myself. Nothing unusual there, but when I got hungry again a few hours later I ordered another pizza and ate that too.

>>10317946
gubmint gibs.

>>10321260
Correct, the gibs in the form of corporate welfare subsidies to hfcs and shit food producers. The right is paid off to allow corporations to supply literal pig slop to the populace. Ironically, Bayer, which owns the biggest pig slop purveyor, Monsanto, is one of the largest producers of chemo and other pharma drugs. Go figure.

>>10310844
So, question, if he just stopped eating, would his fat actually sustain him until he ran out? Or would he still manage to die from starvation? What's the point of storing fat if it can't sustain you.

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>10313160
Boiled peanuts is where it's at. But the fat intake scares me. Shit's like crack.

>>10310844
Medium Domino's Pizza + their shitty wings. Was stoned.

Like 50 home fried hotwings once

Last weekend me and the fiancee went out for supper and got deep fried pickles, milkshakes and fish and chips. Then when we got home we got stoned and ordered fucking eggs benedict, hashbrowns, waffles and bacon on skip the dishes.

>>10311415
Thats just watertight anon

>>10310844
A dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, in my defense I was high.

>>10310844
I guess something like this sized container of chicken chow mein over like 5 hours. Or sweet and sour chicken the same size, unsure if I ever finished one of those in a night though. Also like 3 packets of Indomie Mi Goreng in a giant bowl, I've done that quite a few times.

>>10310844
1 large pizza from dominoes, a box of 10 wings, that marble brownie cookie thing they have, a 2 litre of doctor pepper, a pint of ben and jerry's cherry garcia, a large bag of miss vickies original reciple, and a couple of glasses of milk

I'm 5'10 and 150lbs. I normally try to eat pretty healthy but sometimes I say fuck it and go hard.

>>10311471
Hey it was a whole medium pepperoni and bacon pizza, a pint of Ben & Jerry's peanut butter fudge core ice cream and 4 pints of an imperial IPA. It was wonderful and horrible at the same time

>>10315950
I need to know how you look like, are you "my 600 pound" big? I am truly amazed. I struggle to even finish two , but 9? wow

atkins. 1 month 1 person
4 pounds of butter
8 pounds of bacon
6 pounds of beef
10 pounds of wings
quart of heavy cream
eggs everyday
pounds of brats and sausages


did this for years. i'm probably fucked.

I usually order the Chicken and Biscuits from Cheesecake Factory, and split some Avocado Egg Rolls

It all ends up being around 2700 calories, which may not sound like a lot, but keep in mind I'm a 105 lb woman

>>10310844
Obviously this fat fuck doesn't or rather can't work.

How do these lard asses afford to get so fat???

>>10314336
>James

>How ya'll doin'? I'm Dr. Now
>You don't get to bring snacks
>The diet plan I just filed with the nurse lists: salad, yogurt and fruit but only one lil' eggroll
>First one to lose 100 lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife...

>OR MEBBE SHE'S WONDERIN' WHY YA'LL WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, 'FORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS?

>At least you can talk, how much do you weigh?

>ET DON'T MATTER HOW HEAVY I EM, WUT MATTERS IS MUH FEWD
>NO ONE CARED 'BOUT MAH MEALS 'FORE I PUT ON TH' WEIGHT

>James K?
>If I touch those leg boils, will you die?

>ET WUD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

>You're a big guy...

>...OW, MUH LAYGS!

>Was getting fat from eating rice part of your plan?

>BUT IT'S FRIED!

>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your diet plan?

>EATIN' THIS CHINESE FEWD
>WITH NO LEFTOVERS!

>>10322844
This was when I was 17 and went camping with friends. The trails and roads near the campsite flooded from a storm on our last day. We were stuck in a patch of forest without any food or anyone else knowing we were there. This was back when cell phones were still a rich person thing so we didn't have a way to call for help. Around 3pm the next day we got out. First place we saw was a bk lounge where I went Harold and Kumar on that fucking place

>>10323083
>only packing enough food for as many days as you were planning on being there
>Not packing emergency supplies including food

I hope you learned your lesson

>>10315578
It's the bottle of tums that always gets me when I see this image.

>>10310844
>go to mexican restaraunt
>order some platter
>way bigger than I expected, might even be a share platter
>fuck it
>finish it on my own in one sitting
It was like a pretty big burrito, strips of chicken and steak, a lot of rice, some other stuff. I must have misread the menu like a moron, then I ate it all like a moron. Pretty fun time.

When I was young, like 12ish, I went to a bulk outlet for the first time and bought 5 pounds of gummy worms and, while not in one sitting, I ate all of them in one day and it made me sick for two months.

>>10310992
>and I'll have a diet soda, thanks

>>10311827
duh pop senpai

>>10322693
nice. I see that college life.

>>10321252
who orders pizza twice in a day?

>>10312345
>14" cheese (large)
>generic fast food
2,400
>papa johns
2,400
>domino's
1,550
>little Caesar's
1,750
>pizza hut
2,900

>>10323247
I'm a high school drop out loser in my mid twenties with no job or future prospects but thank you for implying I might be going somewhere :3

>>10310844
Greco had a deal a party cheese crust pizza 2 2L pops and a party size garlic fingers for like under 40$ (CAD) I know this may not be believable and sounds ridiculous but on the drive home I single handily consumed the entire garlic fingers + the 4 corners of the cheese crust pizza. Used all the Donair sauce (wasn't even enough for half the fingers) Didn't feel sick till hours later. I saved 2 fingers just so people couldn't accuse me of eating them all -but it didn't work. Everyone was pissed and I was relatively ashamed. Felt good to give in to cardinal gluttony though, if any anons ever get the chance/idea to do an all out gorge. Do it. Get it over with, the feeling is indescribable.

>>10310844
I once ate 3 containers of almond yogurt

>>10315578
whats the jar of peanutbutter for

I cant eat lots of food anymore, the last year I had a stomach problem and since then I can eat that much food, I cant even finish the usual combo of chinese food

>>10318796
>Can't go 9 hours without eating

Ameribraaps, everyone.

>>10310844
3/4 of a large pepperoni pizza

One time last year I sleep ate while on zopiclone. Large pepperoni pizza, pizza hut triple dippers box and three chocolate mousses. I don't actually remember eating any of it but I woke up next to all the leftover boxes, and I lived alone at the time.

>>10315578
>>10315578
Of course it's a fighting game fag.

>>10311587
I just eat less on the days I drink. You get drunk faster and won't get fat. It's a win win

>>10310844
Got like 50$ worth of cheeseburgers from McD's and gorged on it during a night of bingedrinking once.

>>10312214
That makes me feel good to know they use free range pizzas. No pizzas in cages!

>>10310855 here. Yesterday I ate a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut (Italian base). Then I ate another one (pan base). Then I had 16 of their spicy chicken strips with garlic and chive dip. Then I had four pieces of garlic bread with cheese. Washed it down with 1.5 L of Pepsi Max and a can of punch-flavoured sips. Woke up with a sore throat from all the stomach acid. Wasn't worth it.

>>10323593
You sound like you had a terrible experience. Why would I gorge on food that isn't all mine?

>>10324235
I bet the farting is awesome also

>>10310844
I once ate a box of TWENTY (20!!!) mcnuggets.

Worst I can think of is probably eating an entire large pizza from Dominoes with lots of toppings (pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, onions, green olives, and green peppers), an order of the chicken bites with dipping sauce and a few cups of Coke/Pepsi (whichever one it was, I don't remember).

>>10310844
22 inch full meat pizza and about 8 beers

>>10324985
Gotta be careful, though. In case they're a little... volumetric...

Party sized stouffers frozen mac and cheese dinner

1 large pizza
popcorn
gummy bears

i was 220, now i'm 159 lbs

I am capable of doing 11 dishes when I'm at a buffet. Growing up poor has made me incredibly addicted to food after I left home for my own.

>>10317946
I'd hit it if she kept her back turned.

I just don't know where I stand anymore. Everything in the front grosses me out with fat women, but if they have a huge ass (And they usually do) I just have this insatiable desire to just pound that ass doggy and cum deep inside. I haven't fucked a fat chick before, maybe the curiosity is what turns me on.

>>10310844
how the fuck do you guys do this???
I ate 5 pieces of pizza a few years ago and had a stomach ache for two days

>>10323632
Dipping sauce

>>10325133
I've had many close calls but no cigar...yet.

>>10325200
Are you sure that wasn't a high you had for 2 days?

I regularly eat entire boxes of Girl Scout cookies, Tagalongs specifically, though occasionally Thin Mints those things are so calorie laden

>>10310844
ate a whole medium sized pizza

probably nothing compared to most of this thread, but i had nasty garlic-smelling shits for a week

>tfw 5'3" manlet and I can't even eat a medium pizza in one sitting
It's good that it doesn't take much to fill me up, but I like big meals and I always get way more than I can actually eat.

When I was 21 and licing alone, I once ate two family size, meat lovers, stuffed crust pizzas and an order of 18 chicken wings + brownies.

How do people eat that much food? Is it because they were bullied by their parents at a young age to finish what was on their plate or something? I know one guy who cane at literally double what anyone else can, on any occasion, and he had those kind of parents who would get fucking pissed if you didn't finish your food. How true is this hypothesis?

>>10327731
speed, i can eat four slices of pizza in a minute probably and thats faster than my body can realize what's happened

>>10325203
what will be dipped in it?

>>10316248
are you a hot grill or are you a faggot?

>>10327731
i think this might apply with my case

>>10310872
I've done this too, sometimes with two x-larges and sometimes with the cookie instead of brownies, I was 230 at my fattest, rn I'm 145

>>10321346
yeah it would. he would just need some vitamin supplements, a skinny person would die long before him on the same diet

>>10325200
stomach can stretch

>>10327731
>he had those kind of parents who would get fucking pissed if you didn't finish your food.
can confirm, it was supposed to be a sin of some kind. Looking back, it's just bullshit. All the leftover went to livestock anyway.

>>10327731

Several things for me
>raised by single mom who worked all the time so quite often dinner was something easy and quick to make (canned/frozen garbage) or fast food
>mom wouldn't get pissed off or ground me if I didn't finish food but she would guilt trip me pretty hard about it since we were poorfags
>she also was adamant about me eating seconds if I wasn't totally full
>the food itself wasn't very healthy, it wasn't all junk food but the emphasis when grocery shopping was on how cheap it was and how full it made us not how healthy it was
>didn't have much in life to make me happy but food did so overeating was very easy
>mom didn't have the spine to say "no" whenever I wanted to gorge on unhealthy food or tell me I was getting fat and do something about it

>>10327972
That's sad to be honest

12 soup dumplings
3 scallion pancakes
1 bowl of rice

in 35 minutes

>>10328021

Yep, getting your kids fat should be child abuse to be desu with you since eating habits you learn when young tend to stick with you for life. I'm trying to change but it's not an overnight thing when you've spent decades with shitty eating habits.

5 Hours
2 XL papa Murphy's pizzas 1pack Garlic bread sticks
1 bowl of ramen
12 pack Dr pepper
½ A whole key lime pie
I actually felt fine afterwards
Age:26 Height:6'5 Weight:149LBS

>>10328160
Woah,that's a shit load of food.

>>10310844
5 of these bitches

>>10324235
>>10310855
Anon please get some help while you still have time, I believe in you and I'm sure someone cares about you that isn't at all healthy and if you don't change you are seriously going to die

Well, it wasn't in one sitting, but in one day I ate 2 slices of pizza, a bowl of pho with a side of pork rolls, a bowl of ramen with a beer, and 2 burgers with a beer and fries, then finished the night with whisky. Second best day of my life. Did not feel super good by the end, but not too shitty. This took place between like, 4pm and 9pm.

In one sitting, best I've done is probably a whole like, 16 inch pizza.

>>10328281
Oh, I remember I ate 40 wings while playing D&D once.

>>10311471
I'm actually impressed with where this thread went a few are what you expected but overall /ck/ is a good board filled with good people who have restraint.

I ate an entire can of salted nuts as if they were potato chips. I thought nuts were healthy but those fuckers had like $8,000 calories for the whole thing. I was shocked when i read the nutrition facts

>>10328476
it's good fat anyways. Not like you're eating a shit non beneficial product like chips.

>>10310844
Me and my mates made nachos one night back when we were in high school and had no bills.
Shit was retarded as fuck.
Talking 4 pounds of cheese over 2 pounds of chips.
Most constipated I've ever been in my life.
I swear there has to be just a solid block of shit cheese in my colon that will never come out unless i get it surgically removed.

>>10310844
I seriously want to know how you can possibly get this fat. I'm about 220 and 6 feet tall and I have a gut and get uncomfortable ass chafing. I drink a metric fuckton of beer every week and get takeout food at least once per week. I cannot possibly imagine getting that huge. I've actually lost weight because being fat is horrible. It feels fucking awful. I am lazy as fuck and no damn good. How on earth can you possibly get that huge? I couldn't do it if I tried.

>>10327972
>or tell me I was getting fat and do something about it
As a guy who DID have his mom get on his case about being fat, it doesn't really help.
Just makes you feel worse about it.

>>10327731
This is more about soft drinks than food, but my parents gave me a ton of soda when I was growing up. The dentist constantly yelled at them for it. I had to learn to drink water when I played sports in high school and college, but still by that point, my teeth were well and truly fucked. Dentistry is NOT cheap. Take care of your fucking teeth when you're young, and take care of your kids' teeth too.

For the food side, my parents did have a habit of ordering too much pizza on pizza nights and making too much of whatever dishes they cooked at home. I learned to love leftovers but every once in a while they would get mad if we left too many leftovers. But again, I was an athlete when I was younger so it wasn't quite as bad as if I just sat around gaming all day. The soda was what really fucked me up.

>>10323632
Creamy lubrication

>>10328160
>Height:6'5 Weight:149LBS

Lanklet freak

>>10328160
>>10328602
>Height:6'5 Weight:149LBS

>>10313633
>Insulting someone for not being a gluttonous beast
The absolute state of /ck/

>>10313405
The two liters of pure sugar water and the Oreos make me way more queasy than if it was just more pizza.

I feel dizzy already.

>>10310844
Back from fucking around in Afghanistan order 8 Big Macs and one of each milkshake and fries with all the dipsauces. Ravaged that shit in like 15 minutes.
182 / 75

>Having lunch with bf's friend
>Go to a burger restaurant
>They have some kind of large burger challenge
>He's a big guy (4U), ask if he could do it
>"Sure, no problem"
>Eats the thing without issue, gets picture taken with a stuffed burger mascot
>Later that night get a text from his mom
>DON'T YOU KNOW HE'S ON A DIET, HOW COULD YOU PUSH HIM INTO EATING A GIANT BURGER
>Dude was literally in his twenties at that time, fully capable of making his own decisions
SMDH, mamma's boys

Internet pic semirelated

>>10311347
How do they afford this shit?

>>10329844
that's a cheeburger cheeburger if im not mistaken

>>10310844

I ate 4 hamburgers at McDonalds

>>10315043
Well, this wasn't made in Murrika, but in Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdyxd0LsL1I

>>10329893
Okay?

>>10310844
Biggest portion, but not super unhealthy.

Went to this fancy Italian restaurant in Pietrasanta, also a butchery.
But they served no primi.

So first we went somewhere else and I had a big amount of tortelli al ragu and a amuse bouche.

Then to the Macelleria. Ate fuckloads of sausages, a 450 g steak, a plate of borlotti beans and some taters.

Drank 1 bottle of wine and one spritz.

Fuck I miss Italy.

Just 2 days ago i ate like 700g of my own fried rice, just because it was so damned good

>>10330223
isn't it dangerous to eat a lot of rice since it expands?

>>10323608
A+ you must feel so proud

>>10327474
>Eats entire box of girls out cookies and pretends to be worried about the calorie content of thin mints
Nice

>>10328500
Good fat or bad fat, calories are calories

>>10327972
>tell me I was getting fat and do something about it
My mom was always (still is even thought I'm loosing weight) on me about my weight as a kid. Hating going to doctors because they didn't care about anything but my weight
>>10328538
Is definitely right. In school I didn't get picked on for my weight past 4th grade but my mom is the reason I'm inscure and hate my body. I'm only just starting to heal but I still can't wait to move out so I don't have to have her hate me every day

>>10329841
>182 / 75
Was that your blood pressure before?

>>10328277
It's hard to get motivated to care, anon. Maybe someday. I didn't order anything yesterday. Today I ate a big bar of chocolate and bought some soda and sips.

>>10310844
I could eat that entire pizza and I only weigh 105-110 and am 5'1".

>>10323227
This is the dumbest argument I've ever seen. I prefer diet for the taste, regular soda is way too sugary for me. Makes me feel sick. No one's going to order all that food and think a diet soda will matter.

>>10310844
Two whole pizzas
Never again

>>10330847
how large is a whole pizza?

>>10310844

22 hotdogs in 8 minutes.

>>10328277
let me tell you right now that diabetes is NOT fun, anon. 8 finger pricks a day, having to inject yourself with an incredibly dangerous drug (insulin) when you want to eat anything other than a salad... a literal TEAM of doctors, all with appointments you have to manage. High blood sugars make you feel drunk and cranky, low blood sugars make you feel "there's a murderer in the house" levels of anxious. Help yourself before you join the club.

>>10327701
WINRAR

we have a winner. this is the largest portion here thus far.
how come nobody has documented this?

800 gram of bockwurst with ketchup

the popcorn off my ceiling

>>10311335
>coca cola products in the picture

>>10310844
>bacon ultimate cheeseburger
>large fries
>3 pc fried jalapeños
>2 tacos
>large coke

well over 100 wings and beedubs.
it turned into a contest between me and two buddies. We had over 300 wing bones on the table.

>>10331735

Diabeedubs?

>>10310844
Small chef salad wirh 2 breadsticks. I threw up afterwards.

yeah maybe wings, our sesame chicken. our pizza.

>>10322119
Thats just anon watertight

>>10310969
God I can't stand people like you. You probably wrote this thinking it's some epic takedown when it's just you projecting your sexual hangups onto some shitposter on an anynymous imageboard. Congratulations

>>10331750
>diabetes from fat and protein.
Is there that much sugar in the wing sauce?
I'd never imagine.

>>10327972
My mom is the same way, and would say shit like "we're too poor to buy healthy shit". What I did was learn to cook, and while it's not exactly always healthy, it's atleast better for you than a hungry man dinner.

It is hard to change, and it still is, I'm almost at 100 pounds lost, but I still want to lose 30-40 more to get to 180-190. and I'll tell you it's still hard. but it's worth it.

>>10317905
>comfy
Nothing is more comfy than being a skeleton and eating 1800-2000 calories of pizzahut or 1600 calories of Chinese food in one sitting

Waking up the next day knowing you won't even gain a pound

>>10329847
The welfare state

>>10331786
Fat ass nigga

>>10317905
It really isn't. Nothing about being fat is comfy

>>10331130

Funny thing is, I'm not even fat. I have an eating disorder and binge and fast, and I used to binge to an absurd degree. It has gotten a little better in my late 20s though.

>>10332227
how long did you fast for? and what do you eat portion wise and how do you go without cravings?

>>10332636

I still fast in the sense that I only eat dinner, but before I would only eat 2 or 3 times a week and I wouls wat a shitload of food each time. Then i would get horrendous diarrhea and inmediately feel better

>>10333081
so you only eat once a day? if so what do you eat?

>>10318256
The exchange rate is like 330ml to 9oz, how new are you?

>>10315727
unfortunatly no, i felt like dog shit and couldnt poop for 3 days...it felt worse then food poisoning

>>10313469
fucking shit anon I'm a jello

>>10331791
Mostly in the sauces that aren't Buffalo like any Asian themed ones or bbq>>10331835

>>10310844
I once drank 12 fluid ounces of Dr Pepper

I ate a whole avocado once. Except the seed, of course.
It was pretty nice but I wouldn't do it again.
Think of all that fat!

>>10310844
4 family sized pizzas, washed down with half a bottle of coca cola and a box of figs

I'm 50kg

>>10333740
Wtf how tall are you?

>>10333786
5'1

2 dominos large pizzas(pepperoni and philly cheese steak), one order of carbonara, one chicken bacon ranch sandwich, one order of garlic bread with extra garlic butter dips, two 2l pepsi and most of a half gallon of rum

i once ate 17 double cheese burgers from mcdonalds and a 64oz double gulp coca cola slurpee
one time I drove to Tacobell for a crunchwrap meal, jack in the box for a bacon ultimate cheese burger, mcdonalds for 2 mcchickens and a big mac, burger king for a whopper with cheese and two rodeo burgers
i used to eat an entire malt o meal cereal bag of cocoa crispies for breakfast with an entire gallon of milk
every friday night i used to go to 7/11 and get a double gulp slurpee, a bacon or jalapeno cheese burger, and self serve nachos smothered in cheese before going out to another fast food destination of my choice. I did this every single weekend for probably 6 months.
one family size papa murphies stuffed chicken bacon garlic pizza pic related
i used to buy my neighbors ebt card for 50 cents on the dollar so i'd eat one of these for lunch and dinner regularly, only a few times id eat it in one sitting
when i was in thailand i only had a week and wanted to try everything so one night i went to a huge market and bought over 20$ worth of food hitting every vendor until my backpack was full, ate probably 15 small dishes.
i used to take one of those huge 3lb tubs of vanilla tubs of ice cream then let it melt for an hour in the sink then pour it in to a bowl with another small tub of higher quality less melted ice cream
back when subway had 5$ for any footlong i used to eat two of them for a meal. did that every day for lunch for the first 6 months of the sale.


anyway im not morbidly obese anymore but i have a great time remembering this stuff. probably forgetting a few good ones but i hope i win the thread with these few

>>10310844
Once ate a whole large pizza and sidenof chicken wings over a few hours.

Felt full for like a whole day after that, it was actually kind of great.

I dunno. What's worse, 14 donuts or 30 buffalo wings?

>>10331791
you don't get T2 diabetes from eating sugar, its a result of general overeating that leads to insulin resistance. you can go T2 off of a meat/fat based diet if you're still an overeating lazy piece of shit.

>>10333830
WINRAR

this one's definitely a keeper
I hope ur not lying

>>10333855
14 donuts

Half of a large pizza, half of an order of cheese sticks, and a couple of garlic dipping sauces.

>>10334728
Calm down you obese fuck, Jesus;

>>10310844

Dominos
pepperoni and cheese wrap
2 stuffed crust large meat feast pizzas (with additional toppings of extra cheese and garlic butter)
garlic bread cheese pizza
2 orders of wings
cookie and ice cream dessert
all in one sitting

Have also had 3 subway footlongs (meatball/steak and cheese/chicken pizziola) and 12 white chocolate macademia nut cookies in one sitting

kfc
finished off a 12 piece wicked variety bucket by myself

would regularly come off from school and make spaghetti on toast with 5 slices of bread then add grated cheese and sliced ham on top of it then smothering it in hot tinned spaghetti rings.

used to make big batches of honeycomb and crush it into a fine dust and add it to ice cream as a topping alongside mars bars.

on some depressing days I've managed to have a big subway order 2-3 footlongs alongside a ton of sweets/crisps/chocolates

actually getting thin now at 5'9 166lb, thank god for fasting, i never eat like this anymore, im actually surprised I didn't get diabetes eating like this for a while.

>>10334728
Pretty obvious you ate papa johns

>>10334867
How long do you fast for?

>>10334411
>what is the glycemic index

>>10335116
Pizza Hut, actually.

>>10333855
30 buffalo wings

>>10323991
oh come on, he's a special autistic case here. I mean he's playing street fighter x tekken, I'm surprised he can string sentences together

>>10310844
2 and a half pizza pies from papa pawns

>>10335298
Why would you buy pizzahut cheese sticks? It's just breadsticks with cheese on them

>>10311900
>eating grapes while living lavishly

kill yourself

>>10335748
They taste decent enough to me. The main reason I go to Pizza Hut is I love its garlic dipping sauce. I wish Pizza Hut would bottle that stuff and sell it in grocery stores.