/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Put him in a care facility at the taxpayer’s expense

Do not baby him or give n to any of his whims. Tell your wife to fuck off. The lil bastard will be somewhat normal if you do this.

t. Has the tism and wasn't babbied

>>10308982
Firstly, you should probably ask somewhere else. You already know what kinda responses you're gonna get here.
Secondly, from what I understand you could make your own corn tortillas and either fry or bake them. There's some recipes out there, you could give them a shot.

>>10309002
But he freaks out and self harms. He literally destroyed our living room and TV once. You must be higher functioning. My son is lower functioning, like that Louis Theroux documentary

>>10309011
This. You get a shit ton of corn tortillas per bag and they last months without becoming too dry or molding. Coddling isn't good either but I don't know how to handle those kinds of people. Good luck. If he is the violent type I feel for you and it will only be an issue until he gains strength through puberty and will inevitably be forced into a home. Saving money now would be really important in that case.

>>10309011
Yeah, I've seen those. But I'm not sure if that would be cheaper. The cost is the main problem. We're poor. I couldn't finish college because I had to take care of my son

>>10309038
Lol, what a lifelet

>>10309028
Pin his ass down until he quits that shit then give him normal food. If he acts like a shitter again then continue to pin his ass down. Do not let your wife coddle him when you do this.
You made a huge mistake in not giving him up when you had the chance. There's a good chance that he'll be the driving point in your inevitable divorce and spiral into alcoholism as the strain of having an invalid of a son gets to you.

https://www.amazon.com/8-Mold-Shell-Basket-Tostada-Deep-Fryer/dp/B000J13GL0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1521390175&sr=8-1&keywords=home+taco+fryer&dpID=21YK8B4NSBL&preST=_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

>>10309053
>t. Never had any problems in his life

>>10309082
>missed his opportunity to get rid of his problem

>>10309028
Beat his ass then. Its called discipline part of being a good father.

>>10309058
It was my wife's decision. I love her. She's just a little stubborn

exactly how autistic is he, can he verbalize thoughts? I have a cousin that was born with a chromosome deficiency and he's nonverbal and my aunt and uncle basically have to force feed him. I have to go over every once in a while and talk to him even though everyone knows that it isn't registering on any level. Truly depressing.

>>10309093
Beat her too then ffs

>>10309090
Kids with low functioning autism can't understand discipline

>>10309088
We didn't find out he was autistic until it was years too late. I can't just abandon my family

>>10309028
Be the man of the house for once you soyshit, let him bash his brains out on the floor if he won’t eat. He’ll get hungry eventually. You’re weak, enjoy your inevitable divorce

>>10309082
>having children before you can afford to

>>10309094
This thread is depressing.

>>10309094
He can barely verbalize. It's like talking to a four year old. He can only grasp the most basic ideas. He's not in control of his emotions or thoughts really. It's like he's on autopilot

>>10309101
>why isn’t my 14 month old starting to verbalize? Better wait a few more years
Leave your dumb bitch wife

>>10309101
A fuck cow can understand discipline is your kid dmber than a fucking cow? Cows are pretty fucking stupid

>>10309106
I would have been if it didn't turn out like this. I've literally spent about $90k+ on doctors, therapists, medications, etc.

>>10309093
That love will one day turn into exasperation and then resentment when she continues to coddle and choose her defective child over you and the facts of life. You need to sit her down and explain to her the financial and mental drain that thing is going to become as it gets older if you don't find it a home that's equipped to deal with others of its kind. I'm trying to help you here now before you're paying child support out the ass for a wife and kid that you despise.

/ck/ - Feels and Cooking

>>10309125
That 90k could’ve gotten him a pretty sweet bachelor pad at an upscale funny farm ya goober

>>10308982
“Bulk taco shells” 200 count, $30.34

>>10309127
>we need to talk about moving on
>you sick fuck. That's it! I'm divorcing you.

>give her house, alimony, pay for her lawyers fees

Fuck that. She'll just say she's taking care of him full time and blow all the money on FUCKING TACO SHELLS and BLACK COCK
FUCKING BITCH
FUCK
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
FUCK ME
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS
WHY DID GOD FUCK ME
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A FAMILY THAT LOVED ME
FUCK

>>10309125
Why did you have a child before you finished your education?

I am not sure what you could really do to change someone with mental condition to be a less picky person. When you upset someone, it is indeed like bullying or picking on them. They are down at a different emotional level than you can understand is reasonable, but since that is true, abusing a child for being picky is actually what is happening.

Some behavior modification you could try, however:
Open his packages and let them get slightly stale, and then move them to being slightly even more stale over time. Eventually, it will be that old el nacho brand is less quality. Company is shitty. You and wife and kind of try them, and say, ehh, they're not as good as they used to be, try our chip, they're crispy like they should be. Serving them slightly less delicious over time might take a little of the enjoyment out of it. You could even transition a bit check out (also shit) brands that were previously tampered with by yours truly. Trickery will take work though because autism doesn't mean stupid, but the reverse in so many cases. Another thing you can always do is break them down the seam. There's always 1-2 like that, but lowering the quality by having them already split is going to make them less revered and more like a normal chip when you hold them up.
You could be really sweet about it to him...can we try making them? There are some molds you can use to fry your own, or bake them over the curved molds while they dry into that shape. Obviously don't shop with the little one and immediately eat with those, you need time to perform some bait and switch or destruction and glue back a box or transfer to a crisping container.

Know what is delicious and economical though? The premade tostadas in the stack that come right from Mexico. I like the baked ones as more authentic tasting, but the fried brands are IDENTICAL in flavor too those corn tortillas. Charras and Guerrero brand is like $1-3 for a stack, from Target to Wal-mart.

>>10308982
So you’re son isn’t worth a dollar lunch?

See if you can buy those shells in bulk - tell somebody your story, bring thekid with you if necessary. Your local supermarket, or the wholesale market where your supermarket buys its shit. You might even try to contact the manufacturer and see if you can get a Jared Fogle kind of deal (minus the child rape). It might make a pretty good story for their PR department that their taco shells are literally the only thing your son can eat. Best of luck anon, your life must be pretty hard at times.

>>10309151
surely he will die of malnutrition soon

Answer the question OP: why have a child before finishing your education? No condoms? No pill? No plan B? No abortion? What is your excuse?

>>10309194
>buy our taco shells.... so good they calm violent retards down

Why would a company in anyway want to accociated with violent retards anon?

My advice is to cut bait and run op

>>10309199
He's as dumb as his kid

>>10309194
See
>>10309149

>>10309229
Harsh.

>>10309177
I wish it only cost me a dollar a day for lunch...

>>10308982
How much is your lunch OP?

Op I had a cousin like your son, very violent and unruly. My aunt and uncle ended up locking him up in a stable when company came over. Us kids would throw things at him for fun like an animal at the zoo. Eventually they found it was just easier to keep him out there all the time. They made it as comfortable as they could for him. One day he got out and attacked a cow it kicked him and he ran off into the highway and was hit and killed by a car. My aunt and uncle are in prison now.

>>10309251
Answer the question you nigger. You can't come here and give us a sob story and ask for advice without answering quesions, you cunt. Why have a child before finishing your education? No condoms? No pill? No plan B? No abortion? What is your excuse?

>>10308982
why don't you go to /r9k/ and ask the loud and proud autists there for fuck's sake

>>10309275

>>10309028
Honestly just take him out back at this point.

Or run away to Vietnam.

>>10309028

>Didn't abort or give him up

If not bait, then that's on you.

>>10309093
I get so sick of incompetent women. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

^
Woah dude you're so tough and cool haha I wish I could be as alpha as you

>>10309369
>old noodles

>>10308982
deny him his tortilla shell, then when he freaks out call the cops and they'll shoot him dead, no questions asked.

Problem solved, get the sjw's riled up and you'll be able to sue them so you and ur wife can live happily ever after. P.S. give him a weapon of some sort (even a butter knife) so the cops execute him swiftly.

>>10309406
First paint him black or the chips won't shoot they'll just give him a headrub and call him a good boy.

>>10309369
even though this is b8, its sad because its how women need to be treated.

Society has destroyed the natural order of things. Women need to be put in their place. Whether its a few stern words or a beat down depends on the women and how bad this jewish game has gone to her head.

But dare you say anything about it or even act on it- unless you're a muslim of course then its ok.

>>10309389
>not even a (you)

savage

>>10309275
I think I remember seeing this on the news years ago. Horrible family you got there anon.

>>10309284
What has that to do with his question? He isnt asking for handouts and he is doing what he can for his kid. Has anybody made you the /ck/ judge around here? Shut the fuck up.

>>10308982
literally bone broth
GAPS diet protocol might reverse the damage

https://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/hannahs-story-2-years-on-gaps-diet-reverses-autism/

>>10309275
What kind of sentence did they get? Honestly I'd take a couple of years in prison over having every day of the rest of my life made a fucking misery by a retard kid.

>>10309443
Make me, fag. I can't feel sorry for the cunt without knowing how and why he fucked up.

>>10309369
Wow I've never seen this one before

>>10309429
Kys phone fag

>>10309479
Then dont feel sorry and just fuck off. Like you have never fucked up in your life.

>>10309441
Fuck you my family is fine it was just them that were shits

>>10309476
Uncle got life my aunt got ten years by saying it was my uncles idea and forced her to do it.

>>10309101
>kids with low functioning autism can't understand discipline.
Fuck you, yes they do. My sister is nonverbal and understands it just fine. She has some food texture issues but not to the degree of your spoiled asshole child.

Not only are you making excuses, you're selling your son short.

>>10309493
How did you know?

>>10309522
Fucking savage.. but this anon's right. As a extremely high functioning autist, I suggest you tie your little retard down if you have to. Don't let him win. Piss on the nigger, or set fire to his god damn tortillas. Maybe try scarring him for life and associating hard shell tortrillas with rape, as in rape him while eating a hard shell tortilla and smearing the crumbs on his back and in his asshole. Try to tear it up a little with the jaggy edges of the shell, get some blood on your fingers and stick the shitty blood appendages into his fucking mouth along with a shit tortilla. He'll never want another hard shell tortilla again.

>>10309519
Why do women get to live life on easy mode but co Stanton bitch about how hard it is

>>10308982
Are you seriously asking 4chan for help on dealing with a low functioning autistic child?
What do you expect from this community, how optimistic/ignorant are you?

>>10309589
>co Stanton

Constantly?

Because women are weaker both physically and mentally there for garner more sympathy from others than men do. Same reason op will get fucked over the coals in his inevitable divorce.

>>10309659
Honesty?

>>10309369
You think being lazy is bad? What about your superiority complex? Why do you think you have a right to hurt someone? Is hurting someone not bad?

You're not her parent, your her husband, no matter how many times she calls you "daddy" in bed. It isn't your role to discipline her. Obviously she missed a lot of that growing up. You're her partner and if talking (using "I" statements) doesn't solve the problem, you should consider other solutions including therapy.

I'm sure this is bait but perhaps somebody out there will think differently about slapping around their wife or partner.

As for taco shells, there's a mold you can buy to bake soft tortillas in the oven that might be useful. $2 a pack of 15-20 is still better than $3 for 8-12.

>>10309494
I fucked up by going to university to study biology instead of going to a trade school and learning forestry. I could be working outside 90% of the time instead of 10%.

Do the world a favour and euthanise it

>>10309581

This thread.

>>10309719
cuck

>>10308982
why would you make make up some story about a kid with autism? Just ask how to make better tacos. You're trolling, or else you would've gone to reddit.

>>10309494
I fucked up by studying biology instead of learning a trade like forestry. I could be spending way more time working outside than I am currently. Nothing on the level of getting my woman pregnant with an autistic retard though, hence my curiosity. To be honest I just want to know the story so I can laugh at him.

Now fuck off back to redit you soft cunt.

How do you feel about selling him to a circus? They can't use elefants anymore so they're desperate for beasts of burden.

>>10309275
Based aunt and uncle

>>10309275
lmao

>>10308982
>Is there any way I can make my own at home for cheaper?
literally umpossible

How old were you and your wife when he was born?

>>10309774
>you soft cunt
So by implication you think you are hard and tough and manly by laughing at a guy with a disabled kid? Try not to be so pathetic. It's a good thing that with your degree you will be sitting in an office most of the time, because if you actually had to spend any amount of time outside some doe would probably have forced fellatio on you by now, and left you traumatized for life.

>>10308982
Murder suicide your family faggot

>>10309151

>>10310194
>some doe would probably have forced fellatio on you by now
I wish. Now go be sensitive somewhere else newfriend. This is not your hugbox.

>>10308982
Will he eat taco shells broken up into chips?

>>10309369
Dude. You could have at least let her unbuckle her seatbelt and gave her a chance.

>>10309249
but correct

>>10309369
>there are still people who haven't seen this pasta

>>10309275
>attacked a cow

Based tard

>>10309093
lmao rationalize it all you want
your life is ruined and so is hers
I suggest you throw your son down a flight of stairs and say he was freaking out

>>10309460
>being this retarded
>>10308982
/ck/ isn't the best place to ask about this, considering half of this board is /pol/ now. Try asking /adv/.

>>10309053
Man you're a certified dick. I never say this, and I know it doesn't mean anything to you in this place, but I sincerely want you to fuck off and die. The world would honestly be a better place without you.

Guys autistic people will literally starve themselves rather than eat something they don't want to

>>10309275
pretty funny tbqh

>>10309537
>chips won't shoot
>chips

>>10308982
Just let the little retard starve.

>>10308982
How about you get a better paying job?

>>10309172
>Some behavior modification you could try, however:
>Open his packages and let them get slightly stale, and then move them to being slightly even more stale over time.
This is pretty clever, I like it.

Make your own, maybe even just flour tortillas and use anon's trick of worsening the corn stuff over time.

Also, find a costco or some kind of wholesaler, look for a catering supplies store, find out what mexican restaurants and taco stands do around your area. Somewhere, there is a supplier who sells bags of 1000 tacos. Find them and you'll get much cheaper ones.

>>10309209
>>buy our taco shells.... so good they calm violent retards down
>Why would a company in anyway want to accociated with violent retards anon?
Kek. It would be worth a good-will puff piece in the local paper at least. Literally, some parents of autistic children have written to manufacturers and asked for particular items because it's the only thing that their children won't freak out about. If you're offering to pay and not asking for gibs, they'll probably outright give it to you.

>No one hates to be told that their products are important.

The example I recall was a t-shirt, a girl would only wear a particular brand of t-shirts and so when target went out of stock on it, the mother wrote the manufacturer and they found an old box with hundreds and sent it to her rather than just throwing them out. The girl has t-shirts for decades now.

Tacos would be easier, assuming that he isn't picky about the precise brand.

>>10312243
>/ck/ isn't the best place to ask about this, considering half of this board is /pol/ now. Try asking /adv/.
Not OP but yeah, apparently, it's not at all how I remember the place but a taco shell recipe ought to be doable here.

What happened to the days of Heartsonfire and Jewgirl?

>>10312381
>implying ponche won't put a yard down

>>10309581
Hearty chuckle

>>10308999
checked.

>>10312449
>Not OP but yeah, apparently, it's not at all how I remember the place but a taco shell recipe ought to be doable here.
>What happened to the days of Heartsonfire and Jewgirl?
You can easily fry a taco shell with a pair of tongs. Fold corn tortilla in half, holding up top half an inch in air. Flip over to cook other side. Hold up other side. Drain upsidedown on paper towels til cool. You can buy ceramic taco holders to drain it in, alternately.

>>10312337
Natural selection at work then.

>>10312495
>put a yard down
>yard

Shitty phone poster strikes again!

>>10311688
I want to know what the cow did to encurr the wrath of turbo tard

>buy flour and water
>make tortillas
>drape tortillas on a dish rack or something
>bake into curved taco shells

be sure to add lime juice or mix in some crushed vitamins to the tortilla dough so the little Chris-chan doesn't get scurvy.

>>10312611
>flour

Stupid nigger is drummer than ops yard baby. Use corn flour with corn meal fry in corn oil

>>10310277
Please /k/ memes on /k/ or antman goes into a tiff.

>>10309028
Sell him to Hillary so she can sacrifice him to the Devil in that DC pizza restaurant's basement.

>>10309581
This. Please, this!

>>10308999
Trips never lie.

>>10312323
If this isn't bait you're a dumbass for coming here, you clearly managed to do nothing but get flustered.

>>10309275
>retard : dead
>aunt and uncle's shit genes barred from ever procreating
That cow is a hero

Just don’t have lunch; move dinner and breakfast slightly closer together and make them bigger meals

man i feel really bad for ya but it was a bad idea goin to any 4chan board about this, people on here have no empathy for anyone in a situation like this. i really wish you the best

>>10309275
Honestly kek'd at this

>>10313538
Post ur dic plox

>>10309104
t. Virgin NEET who will never have kids nor work with kids who have special needs

Just stick to shitposting about McDonald's and soy products, there's no hope for brainlet edgelords like you

>>10309519
>Uncle got life my aunt got ten years
WTF??? As if the kid couldnt have run away and got run over if he had had a room in the house. Fuck US laws and justice system.

>>10309028
flood him with soy so he cant fight back

>>10308982
Mix some ricin with his taco lunch and wait for the problem to solve itself after two to three days.

>>10313275
>mfw that cow was probably put on hero sandwiches.

The beating from the tard probably tenderized the meat real good too. Maybe op can rent out his kid to local butchers for tard tenderization?

>>10309151
>she'll blow all the money on FUCKING TACO SHELLS and BLACK COCK
well i didn't need those sides anyways

OP, don't listen to these wankers. You need DRM tacos from Flatev™.

Just drop the kid off at tacobell op. They can't throw him out, imagine all the bad press they'd get. Sjws would lynch the corperate officers and local management. Slip him a fee benidryl pin a note to him and take off before the drugs wear off. Maybe swing through the drive thru once a month for a quick visit so the wife doesn't leave you?

>>10313837
Op unironically this. It'll at least get the burger king kids club out of the news cycle for a few days.

>>10308982
Op you need to nip this right in the ass or it will spiral out of control very fast. My younger sister has autism and is 19. She will only eat Tyson brand chicken strips and beef, she only drinks Coke and Mountain dew. She will starve herself if she can't get what she wants to eat or drink. It took my parents years to get her to eat plain meatloaf with nothing in it and no sauce on top and even then they have to call it baked stake. If you are going to continue giving him the taco shells switch over to a super cheap brand and never let him see the box. After my sister learned to read she refused to eat any chicken strips besides Tyson. If she sees that its off brand she will not eat it and tell us its gross.

tl;dr Fix this now or considering getting a sponsorship from old el paso

>>10313580
>the virgin insult
the eternal roastie

>>10308982
Kill the child, he is your property and as father you have the right to take his life

>>10313905
That only works with daughters achmed

>>10313890
Is she cute? Is she single? I'll take good care of her, I would buy her all the Tyson chicken strips she wants and bake her the best baked stakes.

>>10313918
Nope

>>10313922
No she's not single? Or no she's not cute?

>>10313580
Special need kids should be thrown off cliffs, enjoy your wasted life you bleeding heart retard

>>10308999
Dies

>>10309194
>”You might even try to contact the manufacturer and see if you can get a Jared Fogle kind of deal (minus the child rape)”
sides = orbit

>>10313890
>My younger sister has autism and is 19. She will blah blah blah
so she's an adult, emancipate her ass and let her starve

>>10308982
Stop giving the kid food. If he is too stupid to realize he is about to die of malnutrition and hunger it's better for him to just die instead of wasting space.

Also fuck your wife for being such a shit parent. Being soft makes your kids soft. You don't want that with some aspie retard kid. Lay down the law and hogtie the spastic fuck when he gets riled up.

I bet you wish you lived in China or Middle East where you could have just tossed the kid aside after learning that he is defected.

>>10313890
>>10314090
I"d like to emancipate an autistic 19 year old girl's ass

Is op still here? Go visit a national forest kids just disappear in national forests all the time.

>>10308982
leave them

autism in children is usually from the woman and your wife sounds retarded

>>10314125
Can I find role play vids of this?

>>10314094
I know you are only a child yourself but please seek help

>>10314232
Become an orderly in any psyche ward anon.

>>10314221
They aren't in my crawlspace if that's what you're implying.

>>10312623
>I don't know how to make 'le authentic' drug cartel cuisine
>that makes me a "drummer stupid nigger"
Can you speak Greek? No? Does that make you a mongoloid, or someone with a different set of skills and interests?

>>10314240
What type of schooling do you need for that? Are you one?

>>10314274
Literally nothing more than a GED and that's only required at upscale places. You get to swipe free meds to.

>>10314274
Forgot to mention I was one for two and a half years. Fucked a few patients and stole a lotof meds never got caught.

>>10309028
I have empathy for a lot of conditions, but those aggressive autists.. God I hate them. I can't understand how anyone could love one of them, even if it is your child. At least a mongoloid can be sweet and funny at times.

>>10314301
>>10314240
I am ashamed of how long I spent thinking about how to make this happen and whether it would be worth the reduced income vs. my current job

>>10314322
Kek, if you swipe enough drugs you could be making more than you do but its risky.

>>10314335
I was more interested in being able to butt fuck highly intelligent but socially crippled 19 year old girls who can't tell anyone about it and even if they could it would be dismissed as the incoherent ramblings of a retard

Can you dress them up in straight jackets and stuff?

>>10314308
Someone post the story of Neal the Tard.

>>10314354
The violent or difficult ones yeah. Itskinda fun with the ones that fight it but if the patient isn't a violent one with a history they'll know smethings up. The patients I fucked were willing but if that's your thing you do you.

>>10309028
Beat his ass, you pussy. It's not child abuse if you use reasonable force. Whip him with a belt. Three swats.

>>10314362
>Neal the Tard
Is it this one?

>>10308982
Have you considered adding bittering agents to taco shells? Like spraying the shit that people add into air spray cans.

>>10314390
Yup. Haypil.

>>10314239
help? for what

>>10314393
Can I suggest Cyanide? It'll probably be best for everyone.

>>10314393
>kid gets addicted to airisol additives
>starts huffing
>tardation increases
>more violence
>huffs all day in unventilated kitchen
>mom says were out of rustoleum
>through a shit fit
>throws mom into stove
>burner egnights
>house blows up kills tard
>wife 90%burned
>op has a chance at a normal life now

Do this op its foolproof.

>>10309028
Take him behind the shed and put 3 bullets in his ass.

>>10309275
>a cow it kicked him
Finally, I am cured! I am so happy I could run. Freedom!

>he ran off into the highway and was hit and killed by a car.

Shit!

>>10314415
>>10314417
>>10314480
damn ops gigaautist gas huffer btfo

>>10308982
Do not misguide yourselves. Kid is not autistic. He is just a spoiled little devil fucker that enjoys making your life miserable, because you are failures as a parents.
Good 'ole five across the eyes should fix that.

>>10308982
His gut flora is fucked from all the corn he's eating. Gut flora has been linked with autism, go read up on this.

Go down to the restaurant supply store and get a pallet of taco shells.
You and the old bag there have one meal with him where each of you eat at leat one taco shell.
However the fuck you want to eat it is up to you. Just make sure he sees that you are also eating a taco shell. By the way, why not? It's his thing. Share it. It won't last.
Anyway

Give him weed. Like a drop or so with his shells.

It works with these kinds of autists. Their mind reorganizes or something and they become more aware.try it you got nothing to loose.
Or give him LSD and make him trip the fuck out.

>>10314526
I mean stuff like this.

https://youtu.be/BcuZ3C9Q3Jg

>>10314521
After awhile these shells are going to start to go stale. As this happens, make it obvious that you are eating them less and less.
Start splitting one with your wife.
As they get more and more stale, get your shell out for dinner, but don't eat it. Just leave it there and eat corn chips instead.

>>10314526
https://youtu.be/Zg-p9ztl5Vk

The Jews give their autismos THC so you should too goyim.

>>10314390
I'm happy to have read that, thank you.

>>10308982
buy corn flour and get ready to make corn tortillas all weekend. Once the tortillas are made you will need to fry them into perfect autistic shells with a little oil and place onto a taco rack so they will harden that way.

Or you can buy premade corn tortillas at store.

>>10314547
I'm autistic and can tell you weed is the best medicine.

>>10314533
That Dad is hot. I'd be his autistic daughter.

>>10314533
holy fuck
can you test fetuses for autism?
I think I'd rather have a downie

>>10314608
if you are over 30 you are more likely to have autistic, schizo children. Good news is autism has less chance of developing anorexia

>>10314632
Isn't that just for the female host? I thought the male donor can be pretty old without much risk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc

>>10314604
post dem tittays

>>10314647
You're correct. Although you are at a higher risk of getting Downies than autists by being older.

In fact, sometimes minor damage to the brain in the first three years of life can cause autism, as does living in heavy polluted areas or having a stressed-out mother.

That being said, there is evidence that old men's sperm makes the emergence of genetic defects more likely (when it doesn't result in sperm that cannot impregnate a woman at all).

>>10309028
>>10309058
This. I worked at a special ed school. (A private one for low functioning autistic kids) the second a kid overreacts like this you have to place them in a supine and ask him to calm down.
You have to reward him for eating other foods as well "If you eat this burger you can get this shell" if he acts out you pin him and wait for him to relax. Low functioning autistic kids can be taught new responses. It just takes a while and dedication.

>>10308982
This is obviously bullshit, why is anyone taking it seriously?

>>10308982

Take your autistic child, go on a trip to a forest or whatever, leave him there and don't look back

Whatever happens, make up some bullshit and they'll believe it.

>>10314749
>t. Never had an autistic kid

>>10314509 is correct
your sons gut flora is imbalanced
it can be fixed

>>10308982
If this isn’t bait, give him CBD oil. I hear it works wonders on the autism crowd. If you’re willing to experiment more there’s also RSO but that one has psychoactive properties that pure CBD doesn’t. However I think a 1:1 CBD to THC ratio would work better because they work much better when taken together. Better than making your autistic kid rage the fuck out over some damn taco shells.

Look this shit up anon, it could improve your family's quality of life. Not shitting you.

Read ops post you tardlets. His kid eats them WITH lunch. Its not the only thing he eats. Its basically like a handful of chips with a meal. I don't understand why ops is sperging out over this.

>>10314840
He thinks it’s expensive and can’t afford it on his McDick’s salary.

>>10308982
Kill him and have another child. This time, don't get it vaccinated.

>>10314914
Go back to bed jenny McCarthy and leave science to the people that don't pose for porn mags or watch Dr oz

>>10314839
>If this isn’t bait
C'mon anon.

ITT: Everyone giving advice that will put them in jail

OP is in a no win situation. If he doesnt cater to his kid's whims and he starves or self injures, he will go to jail. If he forces his child to eat what he doesnt by using force, he goes to jail. All he can do is support his little taco eater.

>>10308982
Did you actually have a question, OP. Or is this thread just for us to laugh at your wife’s son?

So your son’s lunch only is $1-1.50 a day. Again I ask OP, how much is your lunch?

>>10308982
give your kid rso and make it yourself

>>10308982
How did these people exist back in the day? Did they kill them?

>>10314533
you can see the despair in the dad's eyes. his life has been thrown away to care for a human who will never achieve anything. sad

>>10308982
What's the story with your wife why does she baby him and give you shit?

>>10309719
Is your favorite meal stale pasta by chance?

>>10315445
Maybe she drank when she was pregnant, dropped him, or in another way directly the cause of his mental disfunction.

>>10314033
Now the taxpayer wins too

>>10313934
If you took the time to read she exclusively eats tendies and dew, she's not cute and she's not a single, she's a double or triple

>>10309249
But true.

>>10309275
Kekk ayyy lmao tbqh famalam

>>10309581

>>10312337
>capable of starving themselves to death even with food right in front of them.

Hard to believe. If he were really starving he wouldn't be able to resist eating it.

If he can resist eating food while starving Then He truly is defective.

>>10309194
Underated.

>>10314493
>Good 'ole five across the eyes should fix that

Kekkkk

>>10314493
>believes beating kids is good for them
you wanna know how I know you are a nigger?

>>10315890
t. momblogger who thinks Dr. Phil and Oprah have all the answers for child rearing.

>>10314785
or just sell them to george soros

>>10315935
no, just a psychologist raised by white people. 30 years of research must be wrong.

>>10315973
That's what that guy who thought everyone wanted to suck their mom's dick said

>>10309028
Spank him until he stops.
t. Also has the 'tism.

>>10315230
You can hit your kids, you just can't leave open visible wounds or burns.

Give him a taco and tell him it's called "the tard taco"

>>10308982
If dubs OP's mongoloid kid loses it and rips him and his wife's throats out tonight while they're sleeping

>>10315230
Or the smarter option would be for OP to man up and shove the kid in an institution before he hurts himself or others, from what it sounds like the kid has no chance of gaining any functionality whatsoever, people ITT aren't being mean or rude to suggest that, that's literally what needs to happen.

>>10309093
>It was my wife's decision. I love her. She's just a little stubborn

This entire thread has to be bait.

>>10309151
>WHY DID GOD FUCK ME

It's all part of His Plan

Is he just eating six taco shells per meal or does he eat six taco shells with his meal? If it's the latter I imagine he's fat af

>>10308982

Dramatically smash the taco shells on his plate, then hold up a tortilla chip. "LOOK NIGGA THEY THE SAME"

Of course, he'll be posting about his traumatic childhood on Wrong Planet in ten years or so, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>10314390
>mfw japs wrote Attack on Titan based on this

>>10316522
You can't be right all of the time, but you can have the best answer with the information you're given

let him starve himself. put non taco shell food all around the house, tell him he can never eat a taco shell again until he eats 100 new foods 10 times each. wait until he is about to be hospitalized to give him a taco shell

>>10309275
happy ending!

>>10310411
Right? It got posted in every woman thread for the better part of a month less than a year ago.

>>10317999
wasted trips

>>10316952
>Wrong Planet

Oh it's been a whike.
Last time I read about that was Something Awfuls weekend web.

>>10316938
Read the post. He only eats them WITH LUNCH

>>10316895
So close..

>>10317872
This.

>>10316895
Reroll

>>10308982
>won't eat anything but taco shells

You are responsible for this. Or more likely your wife.

Understand that humans are animals. Even dogs will eat what is given to them before starving. Is your son dumber than a dog?

Simply state: no more taco shells. You will eat what we provide, or you do not eat. After a few days of autismal screaming, the problem with solve itself.

>>10319537
You do realize that autistic kids will LITERALLY starve to death if they can't have their special food/ritual, right?

>>10308982
not sure if this thread is bait (if so good work)

here's a real response:
>https://qz.com/940599/the-pickiest-of-kids-ate-dozens-of-new-foods-after-a-two-week-training-devised-by-a-psychologist/
>https://www.lucycooke.net/tiny-tastes

It's a method for helping fussy eaters (including kids that are fussy eaters as a result of being on the spectrum) adapt to new foods.

>>10308982
Be thankful. A family friend of ours has a low functioning autist kid with a fascination for shit, he has legitimately walked into the lounge room while his mum and her friend were having coffee and smeared shit on the mugs.

Writes shit messages on the walls, makes poop sculptures, etc etc.

>>10319572
Well aatlrast he's got a future as a new York artist

>>10308982
No, you cannot beat the economy of scale at home, your homemade taco-shells will always cost you more than the factory made ones

kill your son, wife, then strangle yourself with a weight lifting machine

>>10319816
That's not what /ck/ tells me when I get dominos.

>>10314393
A bittering agent such as this can be found in the form of a spray designed to stop horses and birds from biting and pecking things they aren't supposed to. I used it to prank my roomate once because he would never use a tray, and put things directly on the oven rack so I sprayed it on the racks, some utensils and plates. That sour look on his face is so memorable.

>>10319837

>>10308999
Trips mean you must do it

>>10309112
This

>>10319543
What is the problem?

>>10308982
Taco shells for a shell of a human being. Pottery.

>>10316895
Roll

>>10320146
LOL dude!!! XdXDDD edgy!!
>kid starves
>I go to jail for child neglect and manslaughter
Your a fuckin retarded

>>10309151

>she'll just say she's taking care of him full time and blow all the money on FUCKING TACO SHELLS and BLACK COCK FUCKING BITCH

I laughed so suddenly and loud in my quiet living room that all of the previously sleeping pets all woke up into a run and bolted the fuck out of the room at mach speeds. It was like my living room exploded into violently running fur everywhere.
Welp....I'm awake....

>>10308982
>which are exactly the same thing
This is not true

Back in the day they just let the tards run around in the wild until injuns took them thinking them to be magickal spirit animals then the tards would tard out killing entire tribes. Its wasn't small pox blankets it was tards that killed the red man. We just can't hold tards responsible for their actions today because its not PC so we blame innocent germs. Be man among men op, and let your tard loose on the rez.

>>10320239
Does this really happen to Americans?

>>10320170
underrated

>>10309093
Find a way to accidentally have him die. Take him to the zoo and let him get inside a dangerous animals enclosure. Cry like a bitch and no one will suspect a thing

>>10320481
tits or gtfo

>>10320170
So deep anon.

>>10314509
That's physically impossible. Autism is a neurological disorder, it only occurs before birth.

>>10314390
>personnel

>>10314390
From the way this was written you'd think "Neal" had written it

>>10309275

>>10321399
Wish I could read it but Neal aperantly was tge me to save and post it without pone posters in mind.

>>10316895
Roll

>>10308982
your son will never be even semi-functional member of society. you're honestly better off just killing him

>>10322014
>kill my son
>don't go to jail
Pick 1 (one)

>>10316895
Roll

>>10308982
>Taco shells

I'm sorry
I really hate to derail the thread but

Why not have traditional tortillas instead? Why do you have to eat potato chips while eating these? That's like adding popcorn to my taco, like, what the fuck are these even? These are what you Americans call ''Tacos''?

I may be a chimp, but this is pure bullshit. How about you take your kid to a mexican restaurant, and actual mexican restaurant, and tell the guy in charge that you want to taste ''El sabor autentico de los tacos mexicanos''? Have him eat Tacos al pastor, boom, now he's addicted to pastor instead of these autistic things you use in your fucking food

Imbecil

>>10316895
Here i'll fix that for you. ^

>>10319837
Don't forget to put the dogs in the enclosed pool area first.

>>10308982
train him like an animal. he has to know crying/screaming doesn't fix all of his problems. My nephew has autism and this worked for him when he only would eat hotdogs and hotsauce.

on a more practical point, try transitioning him to tostadas. they're cheaper. and then move to putting some toppings to the side. probably will take months since he has to unlearn the crying/tantrum habit.

>>10324417
FYI, there's gonna come a time when you just have to put the new food in front of him and he can't have any other options. if he doesn't eat it, wrap it up and put it in front of him again at the next meal. he'll get hungry eventually.

>>10324434
Autistic people will literally starve themselves to death. They have no self preservation instinct

>>10325207
if you're coming to /ck/ to ask how to deal with your autistic child instead of talking to their doctor or a dietician, they're no so far on the spectrum as to starve themselves.

>>10325207
No they won't, they will throw major shit fits for about two days then give in.

>>10308982
Beat the living shit out of him.

>>10326263
Why are Americans this violent?

>>10319934
Good job, Anon. Sometimes subtle intervention is the way to go.

>>10326279
Because it works.

>>10326279
too many niggers.

>>10316895
Rollin

>>10316895
Rerollo

>>10325207
I'm failing to see the issue here. It either eats like an actual human or starves to death. Either way OP never has to buy taco shells again. Problem solved.

/R9ck/ when?

>>10325207
i’m autistic, and I think food is one of the only reasons life is worth living kek
how am I not fat

>really adding up
>box of tacos is $2-3
you're spending maybe 6 dollars a week on his lunch, how poor are you? and what do you expect us to tell you to do?

you can try to make your own corn masa to make tortillas out of but that's more expensive and that probably still wont taste the same so he'll still freak out

you can try to find a way to perfectly recreate a hard shell taco, but it'll 100% be more expensive and he'd probably still notice the difference

This is iconic.

>>10308999
Them trips don’t lie.

Take him to Mexico

>>10309369
Pasta or not, this sounds real.

>>10308999
You must heed upsidedown satan's advice.

>>10309028
This is probably the worst place to ask for advice, seeing as most people here haven't worked with actual autists. Contacting a professional is your best bet

>>10309275

>>10309369
>give me top ramen
>get a top beating
kek

>>10316895
cmon

>>10309196
Unfortunately lots stuff is fortified with nutrients to keep autists and americans alive