/ck/ - Food & Cooking

buying her an expensive pasta dish from a restaurant you can't get reservations to.
Maybe D' orsia or such.

>>10306521
Flambe- if you're the kind of guy who can't impress her with your personality and you're cooking for a sloot and not a nice girl who would just be happy eating taco bags with the right guy.

>>10306521
toast

>>10306521
Flavour is completely inconsequential. They just want to establish whether you're good with your hands. Cook whatever the fuck you want but plate it immaculately using as many advanced knife techniques as possible.

>>10306536
lol

>>10306521
Steak Diane

It's fucking delicious, high class, and it has the benefit of being a show because you light the port wine in the sauce on fire before serving. Her panties will be wet.

>>10306521
You = can't

>>10307267
this, straight up

Chicken Permission

goat cheese bro bitches love the goat cheese bro

>>10308143

>>10308174
what's the joke here

>>10307267
>you light the port wine in the sauce

good luck with that anyway

>>10308187
you can't be serious anon

>>10308187
Animals don't need to give consent.

>>10307267
>>10308219
this
portwine has like 19% alc
that's comparatively little
good luck trying to set that shit on fire

even vodka, that has 40%, is hard to set aflame

>>10307267
>>10308219
Light the alcohol and cook it down before incorporating the broth and cream.

>>10308253
okay I get it now she was trying to spell PARMESAN, as in "chicken parmesan," a bit confusing because the picture looks nothing like what chicken parmesan is supposed to look like, it doesn't even have any parmesan... or any fucking cheese for that matter, on it. Not to mention, you know, the fucking pasta. Change the picture on the left and your gay little twitter meme might actually be legible faggot

>>10308455
you're overthinking the joke anon

A plate of tacos and white wine. Women aren't as complex as you might think.

>>10306521
anything that is expensive

homemade pizza

>>10306521
cock.

>>10306521
My big fat tube steak.

>>10306521
salmon steaks
asparagus
couscous
that's the only shit i've ever known women to cook.

Id say make a frittata with chorizo and some goats cheese, spinach etc.

also for dessert, crepes with lemon and sugar. easy as fuck to make and not so heavy making sex still possible

>>10308606
>not wanting to enjoy an aromatic brap session with your girlfriend after dessert

>>10308611
nugga eggs make me fart like you mamma

>>10308606
Lemon and sugar crepes sound amaze.

>>10306521
GIRL HERE HELLO YES WHAT DO I WANT. I want a cocktail like an authentic one with all the mint or what have you and a nice big alcohol collection to browse with fine liqours and whatnot. For dinner I would be impressed by anything that's not bland as all fuck or overcooked. Maybe make a thai curry or soup don't make it too heavy I don't want to be all bloated!

>>10308660
OR! Ask her if she likes spicey food they blow her out of the water and impress her with how much better you handle it.

>>10308660
>>10308672
So when did you transition?

>>10308660
Post feet or gtfo

>>10308686
get that gay shit out of here before i shank you

>>10308694
People like that exist, anon. There is no reason to fear them or to act in a hostile manner toward them. Mutual understanding is key.

For me, it's a bowl of eggs.

Every time this post comes up, I post the same thing.
Make paella.
As a one pan dish, It is easy to make and one of the finest dishes in the world.
The flexibility of proteins make it fantastic as well.
You can have a traditional paella with rabbit, squirrel, duck, and snails.
You can make a seafood paella with every critter in the ocean.
On special occasions,I like a mixed paella with chicken, sausage, snails, shrimp, scallops, clams, muscles, and a Caribbean lobster tail.
Usually I make it with chicken, sausage, and shrimp.

>>10308611
If my girlfriend ever dared to fart in my presence I would sew her asshole shut. I like to pretend that women have no digestive system.

>>10306536
Good luck getting a reservation on such short notice.

>>10308801
>baby can't stand the idea that ladies take big gross smelly dooks

>>10308455
Jesus anon, don't take the anger that you're a brainlet out on the rest of us.

>>10308455

>>10306521
>impressions lead to accountability