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Well it's my birthday. Should I go out and get tangled up with the shitty St. Pat's crowd or just stay home, sip some Jameson, and do something next weekend?

>>10300645
the latter

if singles i'm going to finish the bottle

>>10300875
>implying you wouldn't have if you'd gotten doubles

>>10300881
wasn't even close, alright

i really should go to the grocery store and buy some real food while i still have a little money... drunk me loves walking to 7-11 or ordering from the thai place across the street from where i live.

Halfway through a bottle of wine, trying hard to enjoy it and not think about what I'm going to do when it's empty. This is why I like those 5L boxes, you get so much time before the worry sets in.

Trying to avoid liquor for a bit because I've been too retarded lately. Can't wait until I give in and get a bottle of vodka, it's gonna be good.

>>10300997
bottle of wine is no good unless you've got couple of beers ready. hope you are having good times anyways!

I just dropped and broke 80 bucks worth of liquor waiting for the elevator to my apartment.
Pray for me, I'm going to be sober this weekend.

>>10300875
i was just rolling on my cars roof and smoked half a pack of cigs.
where do i find a doctor that doesn't look down on me?

>>10301152

You have my sympathies, brother. I once broke a $100 dollar bottle of whiskey on New Year’s Eve. Shit is traumatizing.

Hopelessly fallen for someone who's life is infinitely more put together than mine, including having been in a stable relationship the past few years

Why do we do this to ourselves lads

So on a scale of 1 to 10 how ducked up are you planning on getting tomorrow?

>>10301152
>>10301235
It was incredibly embarrassing too, it was during the after work rush so everyone waiting for the elevator let out a collective "Ooooooooooooh" and as I called the maintenance staff, a little girl with her family came down and said "Eww why does it smell so bad?"

>>10301265

think my liver may burst out of my abdomen if i touch a drop tomorrow so 0. might drop a few grams of phenibut or something though

>>10300645

contact your friends from your old job.
they want to know how your doing and might meet up for a plus one

I quit drinking a few weeks ago when I threw up blood. I called in sick to work a little bit of wine and rest in bed when I woke up I decided it was probably time to move on lol

CALGARY
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>buy handle with the intention of it lasting me a week
>gone in 3 days

typical me

I like drinking and love drinking alone.

My one problem is that sometimes what exists inside my head seems real to me. I'll imagine someone doing or saying something and it feels real, i'll get tunnel vision i'll get mad etc. And it takes a bit od time for me to come out of that.

It feels inescapable. I want to run away.

>>10301048
Got another bottle of wine, thankfully I'm across the street from a 7/11.

I usually have extra at the ready, but I'm trying to not drink so much because it has given me quite a gut. Every few days I say fuck it, get wasted, and then return to "clean living" with refreshed motivation. It is working, slowly but surely. Hoping to get my drunk days further apart, but progress is progress.

Having a grand old time now, hope you are too bro!

>>10300632
One of those options is likely to end in fighting and/or a DUI. Is that your idea of a good Friday evening?

I'm convinced love is something pathetic people dream up inside their heads.

How can anyone, especially alcoholic bums like you lot say you love a woman when you can't even control yourselves?

I've tried to love parents, siblings, friends and a few girls but I dont. Some of them I'd like to have a nice life but LOVE, what is that?

No edgy, completely serious - at what point should you have felt it, and for whom?

>>10301263
women are at this point pretty much my primary motivator to keep my life together, or at least to be able to produce the impression. i'm falling behind. women younger than me are moving into their careers now.

i'm strongly considering cutting off my ex in hopes that my desire for a new girl will compel me to drag myself out of this mess. turns out free access to pussy can be problematic

>>10301612
Love is a chemical reaction (or more accurately a series of interelated electrochemical states) inside your brain. Everything you have ever touched, seen, smelled, or felt in any way is a hallucination created by your brain to allow you to react to (and interact with) your surroundings based on input from your nervous system. The ego is an abstraction organically created inside the mind not for any specific purpose but as a result (side-effect) of the amount of information the brain is able to process. This 'stream of conciousness,' is what you would describe as 'me.' Remember all sensory inputs pass through a subjective filter of sorts before they are used to create your reality.

Knowing this it is easy to explain love with evolutionary psychology. It is imperitive for your genetics to make more copies of themselves (or otherwise they wouldn't be so prolific) and therefore it is important that the instinct that compels you to reproduce (and raise your children plus give them a good shot at reproducingthemselves) is one of the strongest. Then, we can say what we experience as love is actually our brains abstraction of the instinct to knock broads up and support a family, because that is the best way to make more copies of yourself.

Don't worry, we can't escape the darkness of entropy.

>>10301445
yeah i live there
what about it

What's even the difference between a problem drinker and an alcoholic?

>>10301975
Physical dependence on booze to function

slow thread desu

>>10301415
Unfortunately they are all 5 states away.

This is what I get for venturing around 4chan.
I stopped browsing /b/ and /pol/ after about 5 years. Maybe once a week I'll go into random boards. Shouldn't have went to /r9k/.

I can deal with the kid shooting himself, but the screams his mom made. Just reminded me of the screams my mother made after finding my sister's body 13 years ago.
Triggered by the community I get and give advice too. Was on day 9 sober but that went to shit 20 mins ago.

>>10301443
this shit is real good

>>10301802
Jesus, I'm not drunk enough to deal with this shit right now

>>10301802
Not him, but I always look at this when i'm feeling nihilist

>>10302355
feels mang. i had to put my neighbor in an ambulance yesterday. Reminded me of when I had to put my dad in an ambulance 10 years ago. Drank a bottle and a half. Woke up drunk. Poured another.

>>10302617
Fuck, I cant even imagine. I was fortunate enough I guess that when my mom passed away in elementary school, she was at least in a hospice.

>>10302617
didn't the EMS's do it? or were they on break or something?

>>10302645
haha no i really fucking carried him out and put him on the stretcher and helped the ambo guy wheel him into the back of the van.

>>10302638
shit man that's rough. They both lived in my case fortunately. kicker is i was wasted and still managed to call the ambulance, administer first aid and keep him alive. did nothing for my ego.

My dad starts drinking at 8 am when he doesn't have work. He's around 66 or so. Wondering how long he can keep getting away with it at this point. He's Irish and German for what it's worth though.

I'm trying to cut down on booze by drinking beer I hate to begin with, but it hasn't been working lately.

>>10302693
That sort of devotion will only continue. He's got 36 years on me I can only imagine how boring shit gets after that long.

Do you not like beer or drinking shit beer?

>>10302705

Oh I don't doubt his commitment, I'm wondering when his liver or whatever decides to give out. Think I have 6-7 more years or so? Which is not that far off the life expectancy anyway. People who can drink that much and live that long really throw a wrench in the whole "healthy living" thing.

Shit beer. I actually used to like it (Anchor Steam) but now it tastes like warm shit water to me. Usually I have one of those and I've lost my appetite but now I just move onto whiskey. Whatever though. St. Paddy's weekend is an awfully good excuse.

75 days sober. Going to feel weird not kicking back and having a few brews on St. Paddy's Day but I can survive. These THC tintures work great, and I never really get cravings to drink anymore.

>>10302728
From where I am it's the people who push it right to the edge and then some that end up outliving the masturbating fitness cunts who would rather watch tv ads than run with a bottle and rock out to their music of choice.

On masturbation, are we ever going to get another Louie CK live show or special again? I doubt it. Who the fuck accepts an invitation from a middle aged balding fat ginger dude to go up to his hotel room without the idea that at some point his penis is going to be involved in the evening. Shit half his live shows were jokes about masturbating in elevators so he didn't have to talk to anyone in there with him.

And Spacey. Seriously? Now I half to watch the final season of House of Cards without the MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER just because some moron parent took a 14 year old boy to a fucking Hollywood party full of pedo's?

I've been buying $30 cases of shit no name beer from the local supermarket recently and have found them to be very comfy as long as they are all fucking cold as hell. I put them in the freezer and keep cycling them from fridge to freezer before drinking. Try that. I am in Australia though so not drinking freezer beer is an offence under law.

>>10302743
Congrats! SPD is just another day but i get the historical significance you refer to. If it helps I had no idea it was this weekend. Or whenever it is.

What have you been doing instead of drinking?

>>10302835
suck my dick Pete

>>10302835
it never works
you're not tricking me again, pete

Is everyone asleep or deads?

I drank 4 liters of beer yesterday and feel terrible ever since I woke up. Haven't been drunk like this in a while now, I don't know how the rest of you are able to do it almost every single day of the fucking week.

1 month sober here. Dont feel physical need for drinking, but the fact that its st. pattys and i have to teatotal is driving me nuts. Also what do you EX-alcks do when you cant sleep? I used to be on benzos but thats no longer an option. Alcohol is the best sleep aide.
Also nothing is fun anymore for some reason... help anons.

>>10303284
I cook something simple, make tea or a warm glass of milk, turn on the tv for 10-20 minutes and sleep real tight after I'm done with it.

>nothing is fun anymore
Have you tried getting into new hobbies?

>>10303284
You'll be surprised at how quickly your sleep pattern corrects itself. It's a few weeks but compared to the length of abuse it's a very small amount of time. Waking up after a full night's sleep without anything is bliss. Then again this scotch is bliss too.

getting real tired of my stupid shit now. I just humiliate myself and let everyone down over and over. doesn't seem to matter what my intentions are

>>10303323
get to the point where you don't care about any of thay

>>10303323
You can only disappoint yourself. Just try again tomorrow and see if you fare better. If not, try to determine why you fail constantly and work on that issue until you've discovered a solution, then try to implement it into reality and see if you'll get rid of it.

>>10303323
don't worry. If you are like me, the path you're on leads to being an antisocial shut in.

I feel for all of you guys. I quit binge drinking last November and it's been a struggle but ultimately I feel much better about myself. Every once in a while I'll have a shot or two of tequila but that's it.

>>10303381
good job dude

>>10303381
I've switched from everyday abuse of one substance to approx. thrice weekly binge drinking sessions. Normally around the 18-20 beers mark with the exception of this weekend where i've been smashing the liquor. I'm the sort of person who needs it all or needs none of it. Just depends on who wins on the day. I am ok with this.

>>10303369
No other way to be these days bro. fuck society.

The best people you will ever know are the ones that can sit next to you in total silence and not feel one urge to interrupt your mutual solitude.

>>10300645
>St. Pat's

Shit, just realized this is today and I happen to have a 0,35 liter Jameson in the drawer. Now debating on compromising my Lutheran heritage.

>>10303390
Its rough, man. I was at a point where I was downing bottles of tequila one after the other for no real reason, and I realized it was making me feel depressed. It feels good to drink a lot but limiting it feels much better.

>>10303404
Last night i drank a bottle of Jameson and half a bottle of Wild Turkey and had no fucking knowledge of the date's relevance. But that fucking Jameson went down a treat with lemonade and lime juice. Happy today to everyone!

Fucking drink it.

>>10303412
Spot on dude. After 30 years on this planet(to my knowledge) I have finally learned to punch it for the results and not for passing the time. Now I'd rather get totally shitwrecked two to three times a week instead of every day. So much better. I can even now add another substance into the mix on occasion and not feel the need to keep going until death is near. Fucking amazing.

>>10303415
>Fucking drink it.

Might as well. The Reformation celebrated it's 500th anniversary last year and I spent most of the it honoring Luther's legacy of being a fat beer drunk fighting one's inner spiritual demons.

>>10303427
shit man elaborate excuse. rock on

I NEED to stop drinking, fuck. It's made me gain like fifty pounds in the last five years, and it is starting to affect my college life. Was getting higher than an 80 on everything last semester and this semester I am starting to get some 70s on assignments. Yes I know for brainlets that is gold but I am a brain chad, and this is unacceptable.

How the FUCK do I quit drinking? I just feel so bored and like I am wasting time if I am not drinking if I have the opportunity.

>>10303437
Do it cold turkey and find something else to replace alcohol with, like tea for an example.

hey i figured out if you put enough herseys syrup in water it's almost chocolate milk.

>>10303440
>find something else to replace alcohol with, like tea for an example.

>>10303451
what up Ethiopia?

>>10303453
it's like having a car but only driving it when you don't know how to drive or where your car is

>>10303489
I'm looking for cheap long lasting milk substitutes. and just ran out of milk.

>>10303531
Pop down to the local market and snap up a couple of milkers on the cheap. If they give you any guff be sure to buy the black ones too just to freak them out. Servitude guaranteed.

>>10303550
you know coca powder lasts 2 years. kek

>>10303578
that all depends on what you use the coca powder for and how often really

>wake up
>remember
oops.
better lay low for a while

>>10303602
>wake up
>survey damage
>repeat

I'm going overseas to a resort in Bali with my brother and his family.

I haven't gone for drinks in ages since no friends

my resort is all inclusive including drink and mini bar fridge refills

I feel like I'm going to spend a lot of town chilling in my room drinking a smoking once I get over the beaches and shit

what should I drink?

>>10303440
Well, not like I haven't tried cold turkey before. But I find that drinking Perrier waters replaces some of the fun of drinking for me. It kind of gives me some extra pep because of the carbonation.

>>10303610

EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>10303620
I've been drinking a little milk and a little water and a little alcohol. I started with one cup, now I got three. I might add cranberry that wiill be 4 cups.

>>10303610
Ausfag? Yeah drink it all you're on holiday.

The last time I was in Bali I was on my own and i just sat at a bar all day erry day reading but the bar faced the road so after a day or two people would come up to me and start chatting as they had seen me sitting in the same spot the past few days. Met some nice people and had a mad time. Give that a bash

Hey, first time drinker here so bear with me
A couple of weeks ago I had a bottle of beer wnd felt nothing but I brushed that off because beer is pretty week
So last night i tried some 43% local whiskey, first I poured myself about a quarter or maybe a little less of a glass of it qnd then topped off the glass with coke and stirred with a straw and sipped on the whole thing pretty quickly, 50 minutes later I didnt feel anything so I thought maybe mixing it with coke was a bad idea so I took a couple of gulps straight from the bottle and waited a few minutes while playing GTA, tried standing up or seeing if my hands shake to see if its working or whatever and exactly zero (0) things happened, I was too scared of drinking even more as to not get black out drunk so I just went to sleep after that
Is it possible that a person whove never drank before has a high tolerance or some shit? Was I force fed alcohol as a baby or something?

>>10303657
What's more possible is this poor attempt at humor.

>>10303610
Frosty jacks

Tell me the most outrageous lie your alcoholic brain has told you lately.
Make it funny.

>>10303602
>wake up
>don't remember
>everyone hates me
>why

>>10303758
my alcoholic brain only tells the truth

I'm Irish, it's paddys day so I will use this as an excuse to drink liquor in my coffee at 2pm.

Slainte

>>10303758
"maybe things will be ok"

>>10303758
That I should leave everything behind (Which there isn't much of!) and go to any one of the little towns or villages around the Island (Ireland) and start a cult/breakaway Christian group as it's leade.

In my stupor I figured "hey, I know the bible well (Catholic noys school, represent ), i'm 6'4", a handsome lad, well dressed -Most days- and I can sing (Choirboy, represent ). I have all the makings of a charasmatic cult leader, except for the autism they usually have, well thats debatable actually.

It seemed like a good idea when I was 14 drinks deep, by the 20th I was too drunk to bother.

Pure Autism, I know.

where do all these fluids go. I drank a gallon of water last night at least. about a gallon maybe gallon half in other stuff. the only thing that upsets my innards is to much water.

>>10303790
dude, yeeaahhhh

>>10303800
We shant judge our drunk minds, even if they're fucking retarded.

>>10303769
i watched Derry Girls and laughed. Thank you

>>10303807
Regardless, we're on a rock floating through space. Go nuts man x

>>10303602
>>10303607

Now that is some truth right there

>>10303657
>"bear with me"
>not "beer with me"

Leave this website, and never return, ever.

>>10303758
Like, I don't want to quit drinking entirely, so I need to learn to drink more responsibly, so I need to have enough alcohol in the house, cause if I don't have a lot of alc, i will just drink what's there and I won't be learning anything.
So let me just grab another bottle of vodka on my way out of the supermarket.
Funny if you say out loud (not really)

>>10303758
>"It's okay to drink today because you got an award at school"
>"It's okay today, you feel depressed."
>"Just don't worry about the consequences."
>"You'll feel better once you start drinking."

Alcohol really is the liquif jew

>>10303833
fuckin jews getting in our drink s

>>10301445
VICTORIA
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Why do I go to sleep the day after drinking with terrible hypnic jerks? My heart runs a mile a minute and I lose my breath, but eventually fall asleep and feel fine. It's turning me off from drinking 2bh.

>>10303839
pussy

>>10303667
Im serious man, I thought to myself maybe its fake and not actually alcohol but it burns and smells like alcohol, I bought it from a liquor store as well so nothing shady or illegal
Do I just not know what being drunk feels like? Is it possible that I get drunk without feeling it?

>got enough 2 and 5p pieces off the floor of my flat to buy a cheapo frozen pizza
wow living the high life

>>10303853
die. in . a. fire

>>10303838
Hello, Chang.

>>10303885
ni hao

Lads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nONzh5ycQpE&list=PLD853EFD774C36D62&index=36

>>10303982
>that singer

jesus christ how horrible

>>10303989
better than sheeran

>>10303657
how big are you
how much is a quarter of a cup
also sounds like you slept through any drunk you might have had
had a better post typed up but lost it fuck you fourtunes

>>10304001
yes, and no

>>10303982
I don't really like this band but that's a cool video
I love home videos of people wrecking shit

relevant in more ways than one, especially for >>10301445:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtZDxzlGbN4

>>10303833
Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys taught me more about how alcoholism works than any other PSA or personal experience

>>10304028
shit man great fucking song and video to boot. I love dancing on my bed drunk to something new without getting up.

another home made vid if you like, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9APEZMeH0o

>>10303758
"sure you can afford 50 bucks of craft beers, after all it's not alcoholism if you're pretending to taste the beers"

actually i sleep worse now that i quit drinking

>>10303437
start smoking pot

>>10304062
how long/

>>10304070
that but still drink and pop a cone in once you're smashed, just one, and a little one at that. Fuckin bliss enjoy flying

>>10304056
Yeah, I think am going to start a wine collection...

collection of empty bottles?

>>10304049
video doesn't work in my country :/

have you watched the movie FUBAR? It's Canadian drunken loser kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69swG6kxYJ4

Hey guys, do you know anything like a discord channel or something of that sort where alckies gather?
I need it so instead of texting random people I used to know on facebook I'd text fellow drunks.

>>10300632
FUnny you should mention it.
I’ve booked in an appointment for Monday at 9:20am.
Just going to get some Valium to get me through the detox faze.
I’m tired of feeling like utter shit from 3am until 9am when the bottle shop opens. The sweats from 4am till I get my drink back on are the worst. Currently 1:30am and wishing I had bought another bottle to get me through. But then again if I had bought it, I would have already drank it along with the other 4.

>>10304001
Im 66.7 kg, 147 pounds
180 cm on the dot , 5 feet 10.866 inches
I thought the same thing about sleeping through it so I googled how long it takes to kick in and Id say I waited way too long, after the first glass I waited 50 minutes and after drinking straight from.the bottle I waited like 30 maybe 40
>pic related the glass

>>10300632
I'm so hungover and have a job interview in an hour, what will save me?

>>10304123
Hair of the dog

Trying to get through work today. Feel like shit...

Drinking a ton of water, hoping that helps.

Threw up in the urinal this morning all over my pants and dick

bought 3L of wine today, first alchol in about a month. feels good (both staying away for so long, and the buzz I feel after a single glass).

>>10303296
>Waking up after a full night's sleep without anything is bliss

Tell me about it - haven't had that in years thanks to years of benzo+alc abuse I can only sleep 2-3 hours at a time and falling asleep sober takes so much effort now.

>scotch is bliss too

Can't argue with that brother. Shame my liver is fucked.

>>10303294
>Have you tried getting into new hobbies?

Yep. I've tried, but even stuff I used to like doing is now tedious and strenuous. Drinking used to be a hobby.

>>10304109
fucking brilliant! Aussie equivalent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c

>>10304123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangover_food
Hair of the dog is in there under the name prairie oyster cocktail

I've been on a weeklong bender. I broke my thumb and I have no clue how it happened. Luckily, I managed to go down to the bar and only had two beers and one shot (only paid for one beer). But I was also a little tipsy already since I had been light drinking all day beforehand.

I'm a little tipsy now and am still drinking bourbon. Might go to my bar this evening for a little St. Paddy's fun, but that might be a bad idea. I also don't have much money since I spend all of it at the bar and liquor store.

>>10303453
To be fair - you can make a sort of drug using concentrated black tea or something - Russian convicts use it in jail to get high, saw it in a documentary once.

If I'd known I was going to flush myself down the shitter again I might well have just killed myself while the going was good. building your life up then fucking it again over and over is maddening

>>10304140
same man but with opiates and weed. now just boozing a few times a week. when i was knee deep in the shit i couldn't sleep without the requisite substances but now it's all good and only 3 weeks of hell. thought it would be a lot worse in terms of time. fuck those 3 weeks sucked though

I've been getting drunk about twice a week for the past 3-4 years now
I make sure to have 3 alcohol-free days between each drinking session
Sometimes I feel the urge to shorten that to 2 days, but I'm able to stop myself
Do I have a problem or am I fine still?

>>10304073
2 weeks sober

>>10304183
If you're worried about it then you almost certainly have something to be worried about. It will get progressively worse over time, quit now.

>>10304191
I'll try, thanks bud

>>10304183
>Feel the urge
That's the line anon. It's good to have booze free days, but referring to them as "alcohol-free days" as opposed to referring to the days you drink as drinking days is what seperates us from the casuals. Normal people have days when they drink, us al/ck/s have days when we don't. That's the line.
>Do i have a problem or am I fine still?
That depends on you.

>>10304190
give it another week man i can now sleep unaided after a decade of abuse that meant i only slept wasted. it heals really quick and feels awesome when you wake up sober. throw in a binge drink 2-3 times a week and you're winning

i had troubles sleeping the first few days, but i think what really helps is to get out and do something every day rather than just sitting on your ass. if i just stare at my computer shitposting all day i have trouble sleeping at night.

So I accidentally went on the worst bender of my life, more than a week, and I can't recall last 48 hours.
I woke up to 5 and a half extra shoe pairs, 2 extra heaphones, my kitchen table is gone, I now have cat food for at least 3 months (I own a cat), my phone is destoyed, guitar is missing 5 strings, and I have a couple thousand extra in my bank account. My place is tidy as ever. I also changed my facebook password, and since my phone is gone, I have no way currently to know what happened. Is this when I should seek real help?

>>10304224
>I have a couple thousand extra in my bank account
well at least you broke even after you replace all the shit you broke

>>10304224
best day ever

>>10303853
It takes about 5 shots in an hour to start feeling drunk, faggot. Underage b&

>>10304209
Never thought about it like that. We have drinking as the norm, and booze-free as the abnormal. Damn that's sad

How do i stop myself from falling for every woman I meet?

>>10304249
become a weeb

>>10304255
When I say every woman I mean 2D and 3D.

>>10304224
Do you drive to get around?

>>10304224
>I have a couple thousand extra in my bank account.
>Is this when I should seek real help?
real help on how to spend the extra cash, amirite?

>>10304274

i'll help..

>>10304233
>>10304234
Went to take a shower and my showr head is missing too.
Checked my internet history and I used internet from home 3 days ago, EXCEPT 8 HOURS OF NON STOP WEEZER last night.
Also I have a signed (by me and sme other signatures) letter of notification from cops that I have a 328 euro fine for "disturbing neighbours and acting indecently".
So if my company hears this it'll be bad.
Everyone knew I was an alcoholic, but this time my co workers might feel uncomfortable.

>>10304262
No, I have a license, but I sold my car after I realised I'm drunk pretty much everyday.
Don't wanna kill people

>>10304305
how the fuck does the law where you are inform your workplace of your co-curricular activities??

>wake up
>open laptop
>get blasted with my speakers on full of the porn I was watching
welp

>>10301279
lol, that really sucks but I imagined it as I read and it sounds straight out of a cheesy humor, lovable sitcom.

First signs of serious liver damage?

auslads for us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzrKPcLpBw&list=PLGYzviE-w7mUN2VrzX0zIv-PyJ7ngQ7MD&index=11

>>10304328
I'm extremely paranoid and hungerover right now I am honestly scared to go out and check my calls and texts once I get a new phone

>>10304305
>makes thousands
>complains about the small fine
shiggy diggy

>>10304153
its called chifir.

>>10304305
best week ever
were you off work?

>>10304348
ya dun goofed cunt

>>10304348
you've made me feel less bad about sending half the people I know a bunch of psychotic depressed gibberish the other night

>>10304351
There was no complaining, was just emphasizing on that I got a fine for indecent behaviour.
>>10304363
yes, and I also have 5 more days off. They forced me to take a vocation because Ihad so many vocation days saved.
I went to Poland in days that I can remember, was ok.

>>10304387
tell us what you remember

>drink 5 beers, felt really anxious and weird the next day
>drink 7 beers last night, feel completely fine

how do hangovers work

>>10304427
Went to Warsaw, one night of heavy drinking there, then a super shit travel by bus to Vroclav, spent 2 nights there partying with some dutch people, I actually somehow liked it more than Warsaw, then went home, called some friends, went to a bar, and that's all Irember from last week.
I went alone to Poland

>>10304439
5 beers and you sober up by time you wake. 7 beers and you wake up still lightly buzzed so you don't feel the guilt.

I've tried beer vidka whiskey and Brandy. They all taste like absolute garbage.Maybe because I'm a college student and can only get cheap stuff. What should I get that wouldn't make me want to puke?
Btw just threw away a brand new bottle of Brandy after taking just one sip.

>>10304472
Sounds like semen is best for you.

>>10304472
vodka and rum for newbies. beers

>>10304479
my man..

>>10304335

>put headhpones in and watch nasty porn
>take headphones off
>pc speakers blasting out nasty porn
>unticked automatically mute headphones a while back for some reason

>>10304516
It isn't gay if you don't remember it the day after.

>>10304532
>automatically mute headphones WTF?
>automatically mute speakers

>>10304538
ITISNSTGAYIFYOUCOCKFACEHOLDUPFATHERBROWNRAPIST

>>10304551
it isn't gay if father ted is the rapist?

>>10304561
no, obviously. fathermcdougLL is the rapist

>>10304032
>that time Mr. Lahey watches the videos Randy took of him when he was smashed

Funny but also pretty depressing.

>tfw you wana go out for Paddys day but youve got that feeling under the right side of your ribs again.

it's tea and cigarettes for me tonight i think lads.

>>10304305
>having a drunk person signing anything
>not detaining a person who is that drunk and disturbing the neighbors

What the fuck is wrong with Europe?

>>10304609
i need to be at the family business in 6 hours but am riding the tiger again. gonna ger fired from my family. oph wells

>want to try some Jameson for St. Paddy's day
>cost almost $30 a fifth where I live, so no good
>continue drinking from my $10 vodka handle

>>10301279
>as I called the maintenance staff, a little girl with her family came down and said "Eww why does it smell so bad?"
top kek

Just two more days until I start a new job and won't be able to drink every night anymore.

We're all gonna make it bros.

>>10304653
no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD8kYkEOg6Y

>>10301612
I assume that normal people who have relationships and have had multiple relationships are just addicted to being together and also having sex. It simply just happened for them because it was so easy for them in the first place, and now they can't imagine living any other way.

>>10304674
ease up turbo

I’m drunk at work. FUCK

>>10304685
No.
I bet that even if these people actively tried to live alone or avoid people they would still come out of it with a bf or gf as if it were completely beyond their control.

Around 3 weeks on the wagon and today is testing my resolve. Mostly because it's a warm sunny day for a change.

>>10304653
Dont kid yourself. if youre a true loser youll find a way around the shit tests.

>>10304701
Sure, but did we, or they, care? i am a spaceship by now x

>>10301612
Thinking back I wonder if it fucked me up that my parents would constantly say I love you every day. I think it might have depreciated the value of it to me or some kind of fucked up thing like that.
I mean we would say I love you everytime someone left the house or everytime we got off of a phone call with each other.
I actually thought I loved a girl once but when I told her how I felt about her she said I didn't love anyone at all.

>>10304696
i've racked pills at work. ,man up cunt

>>10304701
dude, hey. it'll be fine. surely. top remarks.

>>10302818
Taking those THC drops I got from a caregiver has been helping. I've been working out and keeping myself busy.

>>10304762
caregiver? throw us some more info pls but aside from that god bless thc x

lads/ladies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvoSFzJcvQ

>>10304820

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhVbyeWFvo

>>10302835
Pete just allow me to have sex with a woman one time and then you can kill me because I seriously don't fucking care.

What should I get for my first beer lads? I'm more of soda drinker than anything

Going out in the deep snow to get booze sucks.

>>10304827
fuck yeah I love Neko Case, such a great voice.
I'm the anon who posted the New Pornographers song earlier in this thread

>check my youtube history from a 5 day bender
>french new wave films, wayne shorter albums, MP debates from the house of commons

i cant even remember anything for days, how on earth was i able to process any of that shit in the state i was in? pretty funny really

>>10304653
Lol you'll still drink. I'm at work right now and I'm counting the seconds until I can go home and pound vodka.

A job never slowed me down at all

>>10304979
I find that I'm more able to just sit still and focus on shit when I'm off my rocker.

>>10304960

I can't live without her.

>>10304998

yeah must be the case with me too, i think it takes away from the general tediousness i find in everything. funny thing is is when im sober i listen to techno and watch pro wrestling and stupid youtube drama shit usually, then 8 cans of 7% cheap cider gives me the taste of some snooty bourgeois type.

>>10305021
I'm actually the complete opposite.

Any bartenders here? What do the bartenders think of people who come to the bar and don't get any alcoholic drinks, maybe they get some juice. Do they think theyre a wimp or something? Id on't really like to drink but sometimes I like to go to places that have bars. I always tip.

>>10305068

Customers like anyone else.

>>10304979
I apparently decided I fucking love Lily Allen for the duration of one night last week. Couldn't be further from what I normally like so fuck knows why

I haven't been drunk in a few weeks.

I've been losing weight like crazy now that I'm counting calories. I don't really see the point, though. I hate that I was so lazy and greedy for so long that now I need to work hard just to be normal. Why bother? If I have to put in so much time and effort to become normal, how the fuck will I ever be better than just normal?

>>10305068
you can't really be this stupid, can you? Do you think the people behind the bar like the drunks? Every bartender I've ever known thinks they're all sloppy idiots.

While I doubt that a bartender cares at all what you order, if they're going to think anything about someone who isn't drinking, they're probably going to think something positive.

>>10304209
Well put friend....
Someone asked me “when’s the last day you didn’t drink.” I seriously couldn’t remember, I think it was November or something because of work requirements. Was probably 30 hrs at best break.
Good thing I never got onto liquor or I think I’d be dead or living on the street.

>>10305209
That's some self-defeating bullshit anon.

>I'm working hard and getting results
>but why should I have to work hard?

instead of psyching yourself out just get on with it

>>10305241
I'm not really getting results, though. I mean, I'm still obese and weak. Maybe no AS obese and weak, but nothing has really changed about my reality, except now I spend an hour in a the gym every day, feel hungry all the time and don't get drunk anymore.

They labeled me an alcoholic at the hospital because I have 30 something drinks per week. wtf is this shit?

>>10305262
Give it more time.

>>10304998
undiagnosed ADHD

>>10305317
I think I have a lot of undiagnosed stuff.

>>10305262
well you can give up and go back to being a fat cunt and hate yourself until you die young, or you can have some patience and get your shit together. It's entirely up to you

Anyone else have different kinds of hangovers?

>hangover 1: nausea, headache, drowsiness, and mental impairment
>hangover 2: debilitating anxiety, fear, and diarrhea

I'd say hangover 1 is less unpleasant

>>10303437
Honestly, the gym has made all the difference. I am not saying go hard immediately, but start making slight adjustments. Even just running a mile... or half mile... or walking. My point is eventually it will feel good, and you will improve, and work harder and drinking will take a second seat. Eventually you will want to change your habits (and it will be easier to do so) because you want to get stronger, faster. Worked for me- I still drink, but its gone from problematic to relatively under control

>>10305289
thats 5+ drinks a day how is that not alcoholism
stop lying nigga

The doc prescribed me Librium to taper with, and it works like a fucking dream. My sleep still isn't super consistent, but I feel no WD symptoms and it's only a 12-day ordeal. Anyone tapered with it before?

>>10305537
it's all contextual. i drink at least 6 drinks a day and no one has ever accused me of alcoholism. it is usually a 6 pack of beer with around 5 ounces of scotch. I start drinking around 6pm and go to bed at 10pm or 11pm. And wake up at 5am to go to work. every day.

>>10305551
I think thats the stuff that they gave my sister when she was in the hospital for withdraw
never tried it myself
its a benzo right? half my fucking family is addicted to benzos so I try to stay away

>>10305577
It's a medium half-life benzo. Definitely addictive as any other but doesn't really fuck me up like Xanax or Valium.

I'm having a party with friends soon and we are planning on having fun , playing video games, and getting fucked up
It's gonna last 3 days
So far we've bought vodka, rhum, whisky, beer and planning on buying tequila (never had it before)
What others alcohol do you recommend?
Sadly they wont let me bring absinth or others "dangerous" alcohol so something in the range of 20 to 60% would be preferable

Also are crab fights considered animal abuse?

>>10305620
>"dangerous" alcohol

>>10305631
Any alcohol is dangerous but since you can go blind just by drinking a little too much they considers it too dangerous

>>10305551

I was given some in the hospital after an 8 day bender (fifth or more of vodka a day) in 2015 and it was just about midnight when I got to see the doc after pulling my hair out in the waiting room for 4 hours thinking i was going to drop dead. I remember taking it and the terror going away in about 20-30 minutes, it's a wonderful drug. I almost tear up thinking about that doc wishing me a happy new year and putting his arm round me saying I hope this was wake up a call and that he saw potential in me. Ive been to the hospital since unfortunately, but I've never been that bad again luckily

>I almost tear up thinking about that doc wishing me a happy new year and putting his arm round me saying I hope this was wake up a call and that he saw potential in me.

shit man this got me

>>10305634
>you can go blind just by drinking a little too much

>work from 6am to 5pm
>pissed off and short tempered by the time I get home
>quickly take 4 shots on a empty stomach
>crack a beer
>calm as a cucumber


HOW DOES IT WORK

>>10305670
Dependence.

>helped an alcoholic friend move today
holy shit i cannot believe the conditions they live in

i thought i was bad

>>10305670
>be stressed out
>take stress relieving drug
>feel less stressed out

Gee I wonder

>>10305697
how bad was it?

Happy St Patrick's day anons! Try not to over do it!

>>10305652
Pls no bully
Just recommend me alcohol

>>10305670
You're an addict. Addicts become pissed off when they can't get their drug. I was there before.
What I'm saying is drink at work.

>>10305756
everclear + frozen juice concentrate + water

>>10305750
I didn't overdo it.

Normally I pass out after 4 hours after I start drinking but now I'm still concious 5 hours after so I suppose that's good.

Shaped my habit in such a way that I only start drinking after my eveningmeal. It helps with avoiding day drinking obviously. I feel a bit more careless now so it all feels worth it. GMT +1 here.

I got so drunk I don't even remember showing up for work at my new job I got a couple of weeks ago. Yet I competed my tasks in record time and was actually praised and thanked for my hard work.

This isn't good for my bad habits. Being a functional alcoholic is shit, I feel like shit even more often than when I was unemployed (which is why I likely descended into alcoholism).

How to trim back with minimal effect on my new job? Because if I keep following this trend I'll take it too far and risk losing it all

packing up to go work in a camp for a month
the camp is also dry and i'll be constantly working so i guess i'll be maintaining my sobriety

How long can a body handle 14 cans a night every night?

>>10305861
if you do physical work during the day, a very long time. if you have a sedentary job, not very long.

>>10305883
I work a very physical job. Thank god for that then.

>>10305733
no cockroaches at least

>>10305861
Do you come from good drinking stock?

>>10305930
A lot of my family has died due to heavy drinking.

Two weeks sober today, and on a diet. Down 13 lbs.

Gotta try to figure out how to moderate my drinking when I get back into it. This can't last permanently. St. Patrick's Day is really fucking difficult, too. Just sitting here shitposting.

>>10305934
>following in their footsteps
Bold strategy

>>10305943
Well there isn't much left and those that are have distanced themselves from me so I don't have much to lose.

When I see so many of you guys taking sobriety breaks but planning to eventually start again it makes me wonder if I'm just totally fucked. Even when I think I've truly decided to stop for good, like 100% certain, I just inevitably start again like it's programmed into me and I don't have any choice. It totally destroys the illusion of free will

>>10305972
I think the goal should probably be to admit you're going to drink again, but having just one doesn't make you a bad person or mean you need to drink 12 gallons of cheap booze.

At least that's my perspective. I've taken breaks with the plan of being a normal drinker, but then had tragedy throw me right back into drinking unsafely.

>>10305767
That's good. Try to keep your normal routine but switch to lighter beers.

>>10305998
I can't control it at all when I've started, it's like the controls go dead and I'm just watching my body lurch around doing ridiculous shit. It's just grim knowing that even with that in mind and with genuine resolve to stay off it I'm guaranteed to fall off the wagon every few days at least.

>>10306028
Yeah, that's tough. I'm lucky to have pretty damn good willpower. If I say I'm going to stop something, I stop it... the problem here is that I don't want to stop drinking, so I'm not going to.

>>10305972
That's part of the AA system right? Like you are programmed to do it and you have to overcome your "destiny".

For me, I take breaks sometimes because the reason why I drink isn't because I love the drink but because I hate living my life without it. Like, I'm not drawn to the bottle, I'm driven to it.

So when my life changes, I don't need to drink. That can last days, weeks, or months. Hopefully, it'll be years and then forever.

But I'm in the shitter now so it's either go nuts or drink

haha its saint patties my dudes its totally socially acceptable to be way too drunk amirite this te only time i totally ever even drink alcohol hahaha

>>10306200
I'm honouring my Irish ancestors by killing my liver and beating a snake.

>>10305972
I took a break between 2015 and 2018. Last drink was last week. I just barely have the want to drink anymore. Also it doesn't help that I'm living at my grandparents where going out, having friends over or just being social of any kind is discouraged.

I'm finishing the pints I have a taking a while off. My liver and chest hurt after my last binge. Sadly I don't think it's terminal so I might as well quit while I'm ahead. Also broke.

>>10306498
Good news, your heart and liver do not have pain receptors.
But yer guts and intercostal muscles do.
Those are what hurts.

>>10301279

there is nothing worse than the condescension of children. I remember when I was in my early 20s working a desk job a retail place some little girl asked what i did and i told her and she just straight up said "that's sad"

Currently a teacher, hate how much I work at my job. Hate going in and seeing what my more seasoned coworkers are like (doing a walk outside the classroom to make sure their coordination is okay before stepping foot in front of their students), I hate the constant need to look over my shoulder and make sure I am keeping up appearances. I love my students, but there is too much pressure put on teachers.

Whats a career job I can get into with a history degree?

>>10306725
None unless you become an older teacher of older students.
I'm an English teacher, I feel your pain, and also am totally envious of your vocation.

If I were you, I'd feel total invincible pride in teaching your kids good honest truth.
I'm living with my 4 year old nephew now. The few good things left in my life is teaching him how the world is.
I'd love to be a teacher of kids. I don't have a teaching degree. So I don't think I'll be doing that soon. But I love that feeling. Doing good by the future. Doing what my teachers did for me (because honestly they were great, even if I fucked up my life, I can't blame them)

>>10306743
It sucks already knowing you are going to get chewed out, or are currently getting chewed out in the mind of your bosses because I had a student report they had lost their wallet or that it had been stolen so I checked downstairs after school and met the student along the way. She is younger (freshmen), and my boss looked at me funny for caring to stop down about it since the student followed me since they were a nervous freshmen and it was probably their first time ever dealing with something like this.

Right now things are okay, since I am a new teacher so I am given the benefit of the doubt right now. But once next school year starts half the shit they see going on they will not stand for I know already.

>>10306725
are you a grill

>>10301612
it means they affected your life to the point where you feel pain if they were to leave. If you don't hurt if your own family or siblings die, then you're hopeless and should kill yourself.

>>10306743
>>10306769
Ups I meant "English graduate" not teacher.
Point remains the same.

But yeah, that sounds like military life, of which I am currently enjoying.
You're gonna get chewed out due to politics.
I guess in my case is a lack of promotion. In your case is being jailed at the most and totally fired in the least.

I'd still love to be a teacher though. I guess it's a "regrets about my childhood" thing.
I wish I could have done better and want to make my students undo that.

All right. Slowly progressing through a 750 ml of vodka. Starting to feel good. I'm not sure if I'll down it all or not. I would prefer not to blackout, so that would mean not finishing it. Mmmmm. We'll see. Nothing is written...

Note to myself: SHUT UP. Don't send messages. Don't send messages. Send them only when you're sober. Play HotS and shut up. SHUT UP.

Cheers, guys.

>>10306826
Ey, you sound just like me like 5 years ago.
The whole "not social media" thing. A few mistakes trained my drunk-self. Don't need to worry about that any more.

Also HotS is Dota 2 for mongoloids

>>10306826
>playing HotS at all
this is the real problem in your life

>>10306787
Oh, its not as bad as jail. But it sucks knowing that your bosses want to fire you and might at any time since I dont work in a union state and dont have a continueing contract. The work hours in general suck too, and sometimes that makes things suck even more since students can make a good day awful if they get into a fuss. I looked into working in law enforcement, doing something with border control for example but realized I would fail a polygraph test since I stole 1k-2k during summer jobs in college to pay my student loans. Just worried about my future in general. Whats your life going to be like when you stop the military thing?

>>10306864
polygraph tests are all shit, they are just a tool. realize that and just don't get nervous

>>10306864
>union
Heh. When I was in like 3-6th grade, my mum took up a holy crusade against one of my teachers.
The teacher was an utter lazy shit. She'd "slip on ice" literally every winter and have her brother, who was a doctor, give her a note to have paid leave.
The schoolboard couldn't fire the shitty ass teacher because she had tenure. My mum was furious. Because that teacher was supposed to teach us French (which was a big deal, with me being Canadian).

Anyways, my mum redirected that hatred of inability to fire that incompetent retard into stopping our school from being closed down. Since it was supposed to be in a few years.
She stopped it. The school is still there today, like 15 years later.
Gosh, I think my mom is pretty cool.

Anywho, aside from the drunken rant. Post military, I'm not sure. I'm not caring that much. My pop was former military. He has his pension. And he's doing shit like managing marinas or skating rinks in the off season. Then he goes off sailing in the Caribbean.

I'm rather fond of both my parents.

>>10305068
do you really worry about this? who cares what they think. If you tip well im sure they love you.

do you guys remember when drinking was fun? and new and exciting? Even drinking isn't as fun as it used to be. fucking everything sucks.

>>10306953
When I drank for "fun" it was embarrassing because I was at a college party or something

>>10306855
>>10306859

HAHAHAHAHA

I know, I know, HotS is by far the least demanding MOBA. I won't even argue because I know that's it's true. But I'm something of a mongoloid, even when sober, so... But you guys underestimate the fun of playing some drunk quickmatch. I just won one and we destroyed everything. I don't really see myself playing some serious ranked DotA 2 or League of Legends game when pounding liquor, you know? Anyways. I know what you mean ;)

First anon: I think you once replied to another one of my posts. If you're the same guy, you said that even in a blackout state, you had stopped to send drunk messages. I really wish I could do that. I'm not there yet (25 y/o). I improved a little, but... The mistakes accumulate and accumulate. I just wish I could wake up from a blackout and not having to fear what retarded bloody fucking things I sent on Facebook or whatever.

alone on a saturday night? god you're pathetic

>>10306963
Oi, we all have the fear
The FEAR is what we all deal with while dry.
Even if we literally force our drunk-selves from doing nothing, we still feel shame.

Side note, I don't play video games while drunk. Why bother? Losing is for dummies

>>10306953
Drinking is still fun, but yeah, I guess not as fun as it used to be. That's more because people don't make it fun though... there's never any cool parties or carefree nights by a bonfire, it's always "head to a bar and spend 3x the cost to 'watch the game'" and then get back home to the wife and kids or get ready for work.

Got 5 days off, 4 handles and almost 100 beers.


Wish me luck lads

>>10306979
luck as in you are hoping to die of alcohol poisoning?

If there was a drug that emulates the effects of long term sobriety you guys would be queuing up for it.

>>10306994
lol, yea if I was a faggot.


Go make your speeches at AA, You fucking queer.

>>10302355
sorry about your sis bro

i lost my younger brother years ago. death really takes the bloom off the old rose.

ok here's an actually useful tip or trick for surviving an alcohol whithdrawal or kindling as long as you dont suck down like a handle a day that i have never heard before. So anyway i only suck down like a fifth on sat. nite like a normal person, but i learned that if you are a nicotine maniac who smokes or uses smokeless tobacco, if you get the alcohol withdrawl you can quit smoking or dipping and the tard rage angryness that you get from a nicotine fit will counteract the overwhelming fear and panic attacks that you will feel from the alcohol withdrawl. or whatever who cares. ok well take it easy.

>>10307004
heres a tip for you, learn to use commas, periods, and spaces.

>>10306994
What counts as long term?

Everytime I take a reasonably long break, I don't feel that much better.

>>10306953
It's still fun. It's reality that's become horrible

>>10307004
>>10307007
check out spelling real quick too

dipping a fat pinch and drinking beer through a straw
I love Sundays my dudes

>>10306876
They all are going to ask about theft, and that will be a tell-tale sign, no matter how calm I might be I would fail for a border protection job because the chance I might have to deal with finding illegal drugs worth hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars. I already know they don't give back good readings, but rather test your pysch but I still would have an unfavorable reading on it and would get flagged for it since they're looking for things that would not appear on a criminal record.
>>10306889
There are completely incompetent teachers that are there just because they cannot be fired without proving that their presence negatively impacts childrens learning. They can hate their students, but because they dont violate contract they can keep their job while any mistake I might make could have me instantly fired. Not like the district can, they already have shortcomings for veteran teachers, let alone newbies like myself. Someone that has been with the school for four years for example is among the oldest in my department.

i went to the doctor the other day and they said i got liver enzymes in my blood because i drink too much. should i stop drinking

>>10307475

that's not how blood work, works. You need numbers.

>>10307475
Yeah you should
I should stop too
We should all stop

Al/ck/ is a 10 years noose.

>>10307475

I'm assuming he told you your liver enzyme levels were high. It really depends on how high they were over the normal range. You want to get a copy of the lab work sent to you each time you have this done. Ask your doctor about the ALT/AST levels. Don't let him shame you for drinking too much.

Remember even if you're on insurance you can always change your primary care provider to another doctor if you don't like their "bedside manner". You don't actually need a reason, as far as I know, but your insurance carrier may be different from mine.

>>10307489
I'm not that guy. But we all know that doc is right. We all know we're killing ourselves
Faster or slower, we're all dying at an accelerated pace compared to the normal man.

>>10307475
yes. here's mine i posted last week

So we're all clear on Bilirubin levels, right??

>>10307497

That's not really liver shit. That's fatty liver shit.

>>10307500
Explain to me
I'm a casual

Also fuck hiccups jeus chirst

>>10307505
feelsbadman

Who else pretends to be an alcoholic even though they don't even drink here?

>>10307681
Not me :>(
Good night yall

>>10302002

Super late to this thread but this is correct.

I'm a problem drinker, no doubt. I drink SUPER heavily when i drink. Bout to finish 1.5L in 2 nights. But I have no desire to drink during the week, I stay completely sober.

When I drink I drink way the fuck too much, but otherwise I'm sober and normal. I'm a problem drinker.

Alcoholics need booze to function because their cells are literally dependent on ethanol to maintain normal function. That's when you've gone way too far.

so i passed out sometime in the afternoon, woke up at 1am but was hungover so i didn't want to go out to the store, but now i am down to 2 beers and am drunk and the goddamn store isn't allowed to sell alcohol after 2am

>>10307690
So what is the word for people like us? I don't drink during the week because I have a job and responsibilities and whatnot, but I binge on the weekend every weekend. I definitely feel withdrawal on Monday but it only lasts a day and I manage to be a functioning normie all week.

>>10307703
Binge drinkers
I saw a news thing the other day. Apparently people like you make like 60% of the population.
Just normal people who on friday buy a two four or like 2 goonbags and get fucked up that night

>>10307711
I don't know, I think my problem runs deeper than that. I drink alone, I start first thing in the morning on Saturdays and Sundays, I spend more than I can afford on alcohol, and I neglect my other hobbies and interests because I am always fucked up in my free time.

>>10307695
>isn't allowed to sell alcohol after 2am

normalfags created this rule, and also the rule that you shouldnt bang 16 y/os
alcoholics have better judgment than most normalfags

>>10307319
>and drinking beer through a straw

are you a Polish girl

>>10307319
seriously this shit is inexcusable

>>10304653
i'm 24 and lost all 4 jobs i've had to drink. i always get a job, fall back into drinking, quit, saying i'll find a new job whilst i waste all my money on alcohol, panic, somehow find a new job...repeat.

>>10305021
Lmao, I'm the opposite. I love watching wrestling when absolutely smashed, but then I do watch it sober too now that I've been sober for 2 months. Gonna watch the NJPW Cup soon.

>>10307892
Stop falling into the same routine and get a grip on yourself, because otherwise it won't end well.

>Off the sauce completely for like 4 months
>Totally unforseen sequence of shitty events occurs
>Fall off the wagon hardcore
>Shitfaced every day for the past week or two
Ah well. Was nice while it lasted but it fees good to be back in a fucked up way

>>10304720
>>10304980
>>10307892
Yeah I'll still drink, but I will have to get up at 5am every day now. That used to be the time I would wake up from passing out on my couch.

>>10307711
What's a two four goonbag

>>10302788
I was gonna wonder what the fuck place you lived where shit beer is $30 a case, but they say everything is expensive in Australia. God damn. Here in Ohio I can buy Keystone or Natty Lite thirty packs for around sixteen bucks.

How the FUCK do people drink massive quantities of beer? I had 2 last night and had to piss 7-8 times in 2 hours. If you're drinking at home, it would just be annoying but at a bar or something it's weird af to be constantly getting up to go piss. I know I piss more than a normal person but I also drink way less beer

>>10308254
Some people piss less often, that's it.
I piss a lot too when I drink beer.

Time for the sunday poll: what is your alcohol of choice?

Me: cheap gin (Gondons)

>>10308334
Rakija that my cousin makes in the village

I dread going to work tomorrow. It's harder and harder to be semi functional. Had a warning from my boss. And I'm off the sauce!

I need some energy.

>>10308254
My body just stores it all until the morning after. Then I'll just sit on the toilet liquid shitting and pissing for about an hour.

>>10308342
But if you need a lot of it, he will know ure an alckie

>>10308345
Im jealous

>>10308351
Mate half my fucking family in the villages have died from liver cirrhosis. I'm not exactly concerned about what people who roll out of bed into the local shithole pub at 8 am think of me.

>>10308355
Don't be. Its torture. Its like shitting pure chilli sauce.

>>10308362
Well I have chronic diarrhea due to the ssris I take for my OCD. Honestly it's not that bad. What's really nightmarish is the insomnia.

>>10308356
Wow. How many people in the village?

>>10308776
There are a few of them where I have relatives. Ranges from 1500-3000 people if I'm remembering right. Proper depressing Eastern European shitholes.

Fuck I'm hungover

>>10309111
Get drinking.