/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10298113
how is that supposed to be eaten..

>>10298390
>take a bite
>cheese and bread safely slides away from the corn
>now you have successfully avoided eating corn

Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

>>10298113
i went from what, to that could be pretty good, to what again
what in the heck is this supposed to be you doofus

>>10298523
Its an early version of cornbread.
Its from that history channel who hates trump.

>>10298508
I like the bit where she flaunts her boobs.

>>10298113
that is hecking stupid

>>10298546
i respect troll attempts as a rule but this one was just fucking awful

>>10298546
Lets analyze this troll post for a moment.

The content is such that if you don't respond to it, someone's opinion might be changed to something stupid, but if you DO respond to it, the troll has won anyway. So the troll is in a win/win here.

However...
1. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use wonder bread?
2. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use processed American cheese
3. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use modern cooking equipment?
4. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use a tub of margarine and a paint brush?
5. Why wouldn't John Townsend from 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son show his face?
6. The troll is attempting to mislead with the comment about Trump when in fact 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son just made a traditional summer drink for a traditional summer holiday.
7. Why would you make early cornbread into a burrito when Aztecs had been making corn tortillas and flour since the early 1400s?

>>10298508
MILKIES

This looks retarded.

>>10298113
gay

>>10298113
why are there no new jack webms, they are all years old, did he die or something?

>>10298999
no he recently uploaded a pulled pork recipe with coffee grounds

>>10298508
Stop fucking doing this. You fucking faggots who make the same exact post and replies every single god damn time are not funny. Stop it.

>>10298390
Maybe like sucking a cock with lots of biting?

>>10299574

Someone spoonfeed me. What game is this a takeoff on?

>>10299620
Final Fantasy 15

>>10299574
Fuck you, no

>>10299610
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10298113
requesting the one where the guy makes a really meatball grinder for the fat black lady

>>10298721
good post my friend

>>10298113
that is the dumbest fucking "dish" I have ever seen

>>10298113
What' s the fucking point of this shit?

>>10299610
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

/sp/

>>10299645
>>10299997
He has to cook them all

>>10300000
absolutely based

>>10300001
Wheres the dick

>>10300000
mad cunt

>>10300000
Based /sp/

>>10299610
Does someone have the Chad-Virgin of this? Fuckin' hell this egg master is based af.

>>10300000
>>>/sp/
>>>/trash/
nice get buddeh

>>10298406
this made me giggle

>>10300129

>>10300000
you have to go back

>>10300233
Does anybody where this place is located?

>>10300000
Nerman says CHEEKY GET

>>10298390
with butter and fresh, cracked papper

>>10299610
how does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>>10300358
somewhere in Mexico City would be my guess.
I've visited similar looking places while there.

>>10299645
>>10299997
>>10300564
great meme guys

>>10299574
>being this butthurt about a request

>>10299574
>copypasta

>>10300000

sonofabitch

>>10298546
Does he actually mention trump ever besides that orange fool video? I haven't watched him since around then.

>>10298508
>japanese girl
>clearly vietnamese

>>10301865
>you
>reading comprehension

>>10301317
Fuck you, you can't make the same request with the same image in every thread.

>>10298113
Fuck, it looks like he's peeling a scab at the end.

>>10300000
scriptkiddie BITCH.
>sage in all fields.

>>10298508
>that nose
>japanese

Nice milkers tho

>>10300000
fuck you

>>10298113
1

>>10302443
2

>>10298113
I knew we were going downhill as soon as I saw the white bread

>>10302447
3

>>10298508
>>10298547
>>10298778
>>10299574
>>10301865
>>10302425
She spits in the food at like 17 seconds by the way. Idk if you noticed.

>>10302457
4

>>10302463
5

>>10302468
6

>>10302474
7

>>10302447
What animal is that. It's mildly unnerving seeing it prepared

>>10302478
8

>>10302478

WHY ISN'T THIS MY FUCKING JOB!? FUCKING WHY!? I DON'T WANNA WORK ON FUCKING SERVERS I WANT TO DO THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>10302468
>>10302474
dog bless ameriga

>>10302483
9

>>10302463
>>10302478
>>10302487

You are not doing this shit again, posting random fucking black chicks in a FOOD thread.

>>10302487
10

>>10302478
Fucking disgusting.

Delet now

>>10302491

>>10302463
Chocolate MILKIES

>>10302494
11

>>10300129
First of all, it's the surly king of the egg fort you fucking animal

>>10302509
12

>>10298547

Japanese girls are not meant to be sexual. That's what white girls are for.

>>10302468
Why
WHY GOD WHY

>>10302474
this made my eyes sting holy shit

>>10302512
13

>>10302529
Pig american, we do better.

>>10302529
14

>>10302534
15

>>10302529
$20 says she developed that skill from deepthroating cocks.

Huh, we made it the whole thread without any ja/ck/ posting

>>10302517
jesus christ alton brown

>>10302503
>>10302463
NIGGER

>>10302539
16

>>10302548
Don't take the lord's name in vain. If it were not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.

>>10302539
Why didn't she swallow?

>>10302550
17

>>10299610

I hope people don't pay more than a dollar per serving for this. That's plenty of profit margin for him for a sandwich with no meat.

>>10300000

Free Feces! Long live bro-culture!

>>10302556
I'd slam that ham. I just wish that was her poopoo she was eating.

>>10302556

At least she white doe

>>10302556
18

>>10302482
Crab legs.

>>10302565

You're a degenerate.

>>10302569
19

>>10302574
20

>>10302534
Keto porn is a subgenre.

>>10302569

>caramalizing the sugar with friction
that's hot

>>10302529
ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy hoy hoy hoy!!!

>>10302553
I want to do this at a party

>>10302556
nice

>>10302487
AHH YESS, *brraaapp*. Ohh my sweet, dear mommy PLEASE bless me with your sweet, smelly gass. Just pass it unto my face; your sweet stinky scent deep inside of me!! Oh god I can smell the cabbage you ate for lunch mommy!! Let me sniff your sweet undertit sweat aswell my dear, lovely mommy!

>>10302577
21

>>10302561
what the fuck does it matter to you

>>10302556
Chubby you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big trap one day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Postin' your memes all over the place

>>10302593
She is pathetic.

>>10302593
22

>>10302599
23

>>10302600
I've seen this so many times but I've never figured out what those wormy things are

>>10302612
24 (for all of you)

>>10302612
now that's fresh

>>10302539
I hope they didn't drink from that bottle after

>>10302619
25

>>10302624
26

>>10302627
27

>>10302634
28

>>10302637
29

>>10302644
30

ok good bye

>>10302644
Poor froggo.

>>10302646
>tfw no puke on your dick

>>10298390
by eating it as corn on the cob, just a fucking messy and not worth it version

>>10302656
>corn on the cob
>inferior
You must be fucking joking.

>>10302661
how the fuck else do you eat corn off the core(the cob)
idiot

>>10302585

You probably won't have a saber handy to perform it. The base of a wineglass can substitute, in a pinch, but you should probably look up how to hold it in order to avoid breaking the stem like a fucking idiot.

>>10300558
fresshhhhhhhhhly ground papper

>>10302671
This is common table-ware across the central US and a good-sized pack of them costs between 1-2 dollars. Works for roast corn, grilled corn, smoked corn, steamed corn, boiled corn, broiled corn, etc.

>>10302553
>>10302585
>>10302684
An 8-10" chef's knife works. Practice a few times on 10 dollar bottles of sparkling Italian Guido.

>>10302736
Oh and use the backside so you don't fuck the blade.

>>10302726
>>10302661
i had a misinterpration then, sorry. Thats how i eat it too, i though you were saying eating corn off the cob is inferior, I meant it was messy as fuck cause you are eating chunks of bread and cheese off a cob, shits gonna slide and make a mess bro

>>10298113
to corny and cheesy to be honest anon

>>10302739
>>10302736
Honestly always use the backside, just hit it like it ows you money. Opening a bottle with a knife aint worth ruining that sweet sweet edge of it, respect your knife

>>10302646
drunk chicks are so cute.

>>10302752
Oh sry, my fault actually. I didn't watch the webm and made assumptions based on your words.

>>10302772
tsk tsk

>>10302574
Is that how you make good fries? Seems like a lot of effort for what it is.

>>10302789
I go through at least that. But yeah.

>>10302637
Lol silly chickie is nakey

>>10302447
repulsive

>>10302726
These are shit, the plastic ones that look like trees are superior.
They can be stacked.

>>10302820
a sub-par system

>mfw the local restaurant doesn't clean their grill because it's just "seasoning".

>>10299610

>>10302765
>semen resembling dipping sauce
the importance of hypenation

>>10298113
>an american cuisine

>>10302943
>proud to have the griddle down to the bare steel since well before you were hired
>told never to do it again because the morning crews' hashbrowns were sticking
>turns out they forgot to use the clarified butter we make, threw them on dry
I hate morning shift cooks. Small menus with premade products, all of the equipment is taken care of by dinner cooks. They're lazy fucks. Yeah you get up early but you're also not in the kitchen until 2AM.

>>10302468
that's so gross. how about grind your meat with a good ratio of fat and you won't need 1/4 cup of butter per burger

>>10302736
anything with an edge works. I've done it with an axe

>>10303041

>>10299997
he cooks his way out

>>10302459
you say that like its a bad thing

>>10302612
tickle tickle!

>>10300000
Most wasted quints I've ever seen

>>10302616
i've heard they are leeches

>>10303047
this post killed me

>>10300000
>caring about gets on a slow board
I bet you collect quads and quints on /trv/ and /t/ too.

>>10302483
that opening shot
>some joke about your mum's vagine

>>10302532
>only four beers
Where's the webm of the aussie doing 9 at once?

>>10302646
This was during filming a scene with Rocco. I forget her name.

>>10302820
These make me irrationally angry.

>>10302459
i'd let her puke in my mouth while she shits on my chest and i'm not even joking

>>10303165

>>10302529
Roasties are so disgusting

>>10301822
He wasn't even talking about Trump. I'm pretty sure he addressed this in a Q&A saying that it was unintentional and that he purposely keeps politics out of his channel.

>>10303232
i think that roasties are hot af.

>>10299574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HKyKdSqMU

>>10299610
But how do the eggs get out of him without breaking the stall?

>>10299033
Really? I was hoping the infantile, stupid and obese cunt had died.

>>10302619
I love this one, dude looks so happy

>>10302644
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10298721
I dunno if you're still around bud but if you ever come to Wisconsin I'll blow you no homo

>>10302581
nice grey steaks
cooking on salt blocks is a meme

>>10303232
that's a 1st class slag, mate

>>10303277
nothing infuriates me more than people who haven't properly trained their fully grown dogs. These fucking soyboy pet owners act like even taking a harsh tone with your dog is animal abuse, but the reality is allowing them to do whatever they want like this is so much worse. and yes i mad.

>>10303235
I've spent too long on this website. Seeing avocado toast drags up a desire to mass murder millennial hipsters by force feeding them tide pods.
And I don't even live within a thousand miles of the Brooklyn offices of these "new media" companies

>>10302459
>girl spit
>unclean

Women are PERFECT anon. I would thank her.

>>10299610
wrong filename faggot

>>10303599
I'd give all my money away if I'd get ten free shots at the fat punch-able face

>>10298113
i hate american processed cheese

>>10300233
>Virgin eggboy vs. Chad Eggmëister

>>10302553
altan brown is a fucking faggot

>>10302468
oh my fucking god

>>10302556
Your average american woman.

>>10302468

>>10303599
truly awful

>>10303692
>soyboy
post disregarded :^)

>>10303694
then hold on to your ass anon

>>10302901

America was a mistake

>>10302627
i honestly dont understand why people want to eat sea penis

>>10298113
>eat so much "butter" you have a brush just to apply it

>>10302637
why is this so funny

>>10302494
Poor little buggers

>>10304128
>that brief pause as he tries to remember how humans eat

>>10302943
GODAMN thats a 10/10 satisfying squeegee

>>10298721
kino

>>10298508
>>10298508
milk truck just arrive

>>10302755
kek'd n chek'd

>>10302649
Fuck frogs, they're the worst kind of people.

>>10302612
What's causing it to spasm? Obviously the central nervous system is not there anymore. What's causing it to flop around?

>>10298113
>neckbeard tries cooking for the first time

>>10303333
cool digits bro

>>10300000
fucking hell

>>10302765
So it's drizzled with real semen, for the purpose of imitating a dipping sauce?

>>10303277
Id beat the shit out of my dog if it did that

>>10302585
You don't go to parties...

>>10302619
He's the Rain Man of plating.

>>10302820
What's the cube and the small white slices? And what was he rolling in what at the beginning?

>>10304118
why are numales, faggots, niggers, kikes and all other subhumans so fascinated with avocado?

>>10304443
The small white slices are string cheese, we see him cut it.

>>10298113
Not true and possibly, homosexual.

>>10302574
that glance they share with each other at the end...
i think im gay.

>>10302577
mmm i could go for a good locustburger

>>10304238
I fucking love that delusional jew

>>10304446
>niggers
I think you need to get off the internet kid, black people don't eat avocados

>>10300000
This is for you, my friend.

>>10302494
Cruel prep is 2edgy4me

>>10304377
because you'll never have a wife to beat the shit out of instead?

>>10302509
natures pop corn

>>10303694
>tide pods

>>10303692
Dude had it coming, it was probably even planned. I don't even let my dogs watch me eat. I put them somewhere else or I go somewhere else. We all know how dogs will jump at food. If you don't want it to happen, don't be stupid by eating 1 ft away from their faces.

>>10304530
She was posing for her dad in that gif

>>10301808
sauce

>>10304607

>>10304107
Jesus christ, of all the ways to eat a fucking sandwich, he does it that way.

>>10302612
Hawt.

>>10302644
so much for beta uprising

>>10304648
eat burger like taco eat taco like burger

>>10300000
witnessed

>>10304418

>>10304758
Is that Disney?

>>10303235
Avocados used to be so cheap until all these white capitalist pigs drove up the prices

>>10302943
Used to use that shit in the Navy until we went through Supply Certification and SUPPO made us get rid of it. Bastard.

>>10302612
I want to be served a platter of fish slices that are still spasming.

>>10304896
yeah he's at epcot. jack is asking his son "did you get that" and his based son is saying something along the lines of "this duck is more interesting than watching you shove a sausage in your mouth faggot"

based jack jr

https://youtu.be/GgeEp6IuF88

>>10300000
always finds a way

>>10304978
it's literally only funny when [s4s] does it, sorry

>>10305028
No one likes [srs]

>>10305040
success breeds jealousy

>>10305071
As a lifelong /mlp/ fan I know this better than you.

People actually go to /sp/?

>>10304118
God I hate all those uppity, brain dead looking, vain, full of themselves bitches from Insider.

>>10298508

>girl has boob
wowee

>>10305074
They should've gassed everyone in that board just like /fur/

>>10305111
Success breads jealousy. ^_-

>>10305111

I legit thought that's what was going to happen for a solid week. Christ, I have no idea what happened to moot, but I wish we could have the know-nothing punkass seventeen-year-old version of him back. At least he knew he was worthless outside of hosting this place.

>>10305123
>Suhbeeps breeapph jellodee
NIGGER

>>10305130
I did enjoy the April Fursday Massacre.

>>10304922
It does anger me a bit that I have to pay more than twice as much now for one of my favorite foods I grew up with in the southwest because the east coast found out it exists and now it's a "trend" apparently.

>>10304118
>Avocaderia goes through about 200 organic avocados from Mexico each day
I was about to ask how they even stay open selling so few, but then I remembered the price jack.

>>10302447
it's fucking raw

>>10305130
>Christ, I have no idea what happened to moot

I fucking know. Really makes you think how different everything would be if old moot was still in control of everything.

>>10302534
Tongue punch her asshole for buttery goodness.

>>10302553
i just realized colonial sabers are basically katanas

>>10304128
is this his first time eating solid food

>>10302789yeah it's only worth it if you're making a lot of them. That way you can do the first fry and then when you need them for service you pull a tray out of the fridge and do the final fry and it's easy pz.

>>10305180
Dorky TV shows have proved that heavy cavalry sabers are nearly identical. And the kilij mirrors performance, if not outdoes the katana in some ways.

>>10305227
CURVED
SWORDS

>>10302483
>that moment when you realize humans have become the Machine

>>10300000
checked

>>10305244
What's the shortest book ever written?
Redguard Heroes.

>>10305227
>kilij
never heard of it

>>10298113
americans are a mistake

>>10305308
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilij
Sorry, need to nerd out for a second.

It's remarkably boss. The name can be loosely translated to "killing tool", so popular that rulers took the name Kilij.

But it's not /ck/ related so I'm just further derailing the thread unless someone wants to saber a champagne bottle with one, which would look cool as fuck.

>>10304607
>video about how eating tide pods is for weakling bitches
>doesn't have balls enough to do it himself
kek

>>10302579
lol

>>10302619
no lie, i'd look like that if i pulled off that trick too

>>10303599
He can't even eat properly, he just depends on his tongue

>>10302556
It was supposed to arouse me?

>>10302468
>watches all the butter
Its a diner they probably use it for other stuff
>sees what its used for
Oh....

>>10302468
I guess the legends are true

>>10299610
>not saving the webm filename as sultry king of the eggfort.webm

>>10305866
>sultry
You need to into words, anon.

>>10299610
How does he vacate the stall without jeopardizing the undamaged state of his fragile merchandise?

>>10302509
the grossest part of this is chewing with mouth open

>>10303692
Imagine having such an irrational reaction to something that was obviously set up. You even dug into the meme umbrella terms to try to create some nonsensical bridge between the video and "soyboys"

>>10302487
>niggerposting

>>10302517
What's the fucking point of this.

>>10303082
Whoever told you that is a retard and you're retarded if you believe it. They're eels. Clearly you don't watch enough Japanese fetish porn.

>>10302468
>midwestern flyover cuisine.webm

>>10298721
win

>>10302517
>>10302548
You've seen him with his rifle, and the pic with him hanging out with the guys from Mythbusters right?

>>10300000

not even mad

also rip spee 2005-2012 killed by faggot mods ;__;7

>>10300129
here you go

>>10302494

uma delica

>>10302561
thats probably worth 15-20 rupees. which would be like 25-30 cents

>>10302616
>>10303082

They are small gook fishes that look like leeches but it's the same as swallowing a couple of small normal fishes

>>10300233
virgin vs chad eggman

>>10302572
Where do you think you are?

>>10302474
Are these people Canadian or what?

>>10298113
disgusting

>>10302581
Those are some awfully cooked steaks

>>10299610
post the recipe

>>10304128
This is great

>>10302532
The speed of that guy cannot even be compared to the gal in the webm above. She has skill.

For that one anon that asked

>>10305467
>>10303599

Boys I figured it out. He uses his tongue as a guard for his beard. It's almost impressive in the most gluttonous way possible.

>>10302491
she's in the cook book aisle, wtf

>>10298406
kek'd

>>10302644

>>10306632
Well to bad his tongue isn't circular because he makes an absolute mess of the rest of his face.

>>10306329
This please

>>10300000
is the best!

>>10302581
absolutely disgusting

>>10300000
Witnessed

>>10300000
/sp/ - Sharpening Pencils

>>10304118
avocadoes are fucking disgusting. they taste like nothing and have the consistency of butter mixed with toothpaste.

>>10307351
Add salt to them you retard

>>10302901
he didnt tap the knife

>>10307653
i might as well just fucking eat salt

>>10307932