/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10293808
dessert is for women and children

>>10293813
t. tastelet

>>10293816
>gibbie muh sugar
t. landwhale

I don't make it often, but for me it might be chocolate chip banana bread. When it's fresh and paired with a nice glass of milk it's simply incredible.

out the way faggots, Britain owns this thread

>>10293820
grug menly and stronk grug want impres mating partna grug HATE SUGA

Speaking of barbarian tastes.
Mango sorbet, black currant sorbet. Orange ice. Wild berry jams. Super thin candied ginger. Rum sponge cakes.

>>10293808

>>10293822

this might be it.

another contender.

With espresso or glass of scotch.

>>10293831
Came here to post this.
So here's #2

turkish dessert sutlac(rice pudding)

>>10293835
Why wont anybody love me, my dick doesnt work anymore. My doctor says they are going to amputate all my limbs because of the beetus. Its not my fault im big boned its my genetics, look im perfectly healthy.

>>10293966 >>10293820 >>10293813
Oh look at you you're such a contrarian. I bet you liked dessert before it was popular, huh?

i love any cobbler/crisp type thing.

baked fruit with some crunchy stuff.

My favorite cake

>>10293979
Cherry cobbler is my personal favorite, but honestly you can't go wrong with any flavor.

>>10293966
Do you honestly think there's no line in between liking dessert and weighing 700 lbs

Nothing beats this shit

>>10293926
Yes, elder god tier right there. Especially with espresso

>>10294049
I honestly may agree. We made fresh chocolate chip cookies last night and my god they were fucking incredible, even with the shitty Hershey's chocolate we were using.

>>10294094
It's pure and simple goodness.

>>10294049
Needs to be soft and entirely BLACC though.

Although you white people don't know your spices and dishes, no culture comes close to your desserts

>>10293813
This.
It's also for men and animals.

>>10293808
but that's not tiramisu...

>>10294761
more like soyamisoy

>>10294763
oh so soy has replaced cuck as the memeword of the month?

>>10293966
I fucking hate this place

>>10293966
Your implied inability to eat sweets in moderation is a result of weak will

>>10294782
you've just noticed this?

Bakewell Pudding.

>>10294761
>tiramisu
Literally diary crack.
I don't think there is a quantity of this I would be unwilling to eat.

>>10293808
Ah, yes, fat and butter, amerilards biggest friends.

>>10294121
Nah I like the variation in flavor with the brown sugar dough. My wife makes the absolute fucking best chocolate chip cookies with browned butter and salt on top.

>>10294874
Any way to get it without dairy? Asking for a friend

>>10294874
Bakewell tart BTFOs that cloying, fatty thing ngl

Was so excited to try it - what a let down.

>>10294003
Pineapple upsidedown cake, top marks

>>10293808
a good black forest cake is unbeatable in terms of flavour balance

>>10294924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzg5FclS8xE
One google search for instructions away you retard. Why don't you people ever do this yourself

out of the way, plebeians

>>10293808
>Turkish
Nice try Ahmed.

>>10294924
whatever you are on, i want it too. crazy hallucinations!
>>10294970
schwarzwaldtorte is pretty legit too, although i'd say apfelstrudel is better

>>10294884
is your wife my mom

So many things in this vid I'd like to taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ddb7ANr3M

stop eating sugar

>>10293808
>Turkish

>>10294782
>of the month
Either new or hasnt been here in a good while.
In either csse, you fucked up.

>>10294970
Black forest cakes can only be called black forest if they come from the black forest area

Lava cake in a mug

>>10295423
>Implying le soy insult isn’t an indicator of election newfags

>>10295431
That's fucking retarded, that's like saying a Floating Island can only come from France, or that Bavarian cream only comes from Bavaria.

Now if you were to say "black forest cakes can only be called black forest if they use Schwarzwälder Kirsch" then I'd agree. If it doesn't use that it's just some piece of shit chocolate cake.

>>10295431
On a similar note champagne is only champagne if it’s produced in Champagne, France otherwise it’s just sparkling wine

The french are real twats about everything

>>10295431
Uh that's not even true though
>German law mandates that kirschwasser must be present in the cake for it to be labelled a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Forest_gateau

This anon >>10295486 is correct, it's only called a black forest cake if it's made with kirschwasser.

>>10293808
baklava is nice but i dont eat it as dessert more like a sweet

>>10294049
>>10294121
> not gorging on both
It ain't gonna fucking miscgenate

Had some bread pudding the other day. Definitely in my top 3

>>10295493
There is nothing wrong with protecting your regional produce.

>>10293808
i make some pretty badass bread pudding with bourbon caramel sauce.

>>10296025
This, if another region is so superior just call it something else and let it stand on its own merits.

>>10296000
>mfw bongs call coffee cake n' jizz bread pudding

>>10295493
>sparkling wines are all the same anyways

T. Uneducated dong

>>10293808
Chocolate/Peanut Butter anything is God tier.

>>10294003
Impressive

>>10293808
I could eat a zillion of those. It needs more walnut though.

>>10296199
Americans also call it bread pudding, dumbass. It's a dessert popular in the south but eaten all over the US

My Dads amish cream pie

>>10296523

god fucking dammit

>>10294003
Pineapple upside down cake is among the best. I like them to look more like pic related though

My family's chocolate cake is still my favorite dessert. I don't think I've ever had cake that I felt was equal to it, and its not even a sentimentality thing. I just think it's a insanely good chocolate cake my dad randomly found the recipe to.

Bread pudding. Simple food are the best.

>>10296199
ayy

A good tiramisu is hard to come by. Olive Garden has a shit teir.

Scotcheroos

>>10294003
Pineapple pizza?

>>10296199
>>10297299

>>10294805
That looks artificial

>>10297398
So close

there's a bakery on the east side of detroit that makes the best pie i've had in my life. they also make savory hand pies, galettes, cookies, pastries, pie sandwich cookies, etc.

the salted maple is one of the best desserts/breakfast/whenever i've ever had.

>>10293808

Sachertorte

Why the fuck is Baklava so expensive, goddamn. It's like 3 or 4 bucks for a tiny piece.

>>10293808

>>10297976
It's labor intensive and nuts are expensive

>>10295371
quit bitching like a fag. I have enough self-control to eat it in moderation

>>10293808
Whats the best desert to pair with a dinner of fish tacos?

>>10294003
>>10296646
Seconding these. I'm tempted to go to the store now to gather the shit.

>>10293808
>walnut
>not pistachio

Any kind of wedding cake. Any kind. Buttercream, royal, mousse or fruit filled, chocolate or vanilla, fondant included, don't care. All good.

Tiramisu. It lacks flavor whenever I order it so I don't bother anymore and have made it myself plenty. Olive Garden has an especially shitty one, zero flavor.

>>10299696
Fried ice cream

>>10298698
These a fucking crack. But a real quick way to diabetes.

Something a bit different just to contribute. Pani Popo it's from Samoa. Basically baking your own rolls in a sweet coconut sauce.

>>10295213
Son?

>>10294970
I fucking love this shit. I can only get it at this 1 German bakery around here though and its either sold out or they didnt make it that week. Such a great cake.

>>10298698
Based indian balls

>>10294880
Don't you mean fat and sugar you metabolically deprived brainlet

>>10293813
i bet you fuck a lot of wahmen with those masculine tastebuds don't ya anon

This fucking thing you can buy at Walmart

>>10302285
Should be illegal it's so good

>>10302285
I KNOW THE BUTTERCAKE. shits so cash

>>10293979
this.
apple crumble is the best dessert item hands down, esp if you have ice cream w/ it

>>10294049
Sprinkle some sea salt
I always go diamonds with this combo, I know it's basic bitch tier but I don't give a shit

>>10302285
>this cake is amazing
>you move to a place that scared off it's walmart and now you can enjoy the goodness of butter cake and the walmart garlic knots

I actually miss the damn place.

>>10297453
as opposed to all the other desserts itt, which look like they grew naturally

Profiteroles

>>10295053
What's that?

>>10293866
It's got no business being as good as it is, considering how simple it is.

>>10299696
Tres leches

>>10293822
>>10293883
>>10294003
>>10296646
These aren't desserts; they're breakfast or, at least, afternoon tea. Fight me.

For me, it's the Tula gingerbread

>>10293952
xD

>>10293813

>>10293813
Good faggot, more for us. Go eat unsalted crackers you turbopleb

>>10303709
très magnifique

>>10303626
I've never had pineapple upside down cake for breakfast and don't drink tea. So I respectfully disagree with you.

>>10298698
SO much sugar, but pretty good

>>10303626
>sugar on sugar, topped with sugar and sugar with bits of sugar baked in, made from flour and sugar isnt desert
>its breakfast or afternoon tea
>fight me
Go take your insulin, you're not thinking right with your blood sugar so high.

>>10296025
>>10296196
>muh old world continental logic
>muh isolationist protectionism
>muh elitism
>muh purity
There's nothing wrong about it, but I'm still going to call you a fucking twat for thinking it's important. I'm going to go down to my local grocery store and by "champagne" made in California that's "just sparkling wine" and not give half a fuck what some French asshole thinks because he convinced a bunch of royalty over 200 years ago to codify some bullshit elitism into law, especially considering the best experts in the world can't tell the difference between a $6 bottle of "sparkling wine" and a $300 bottle of "champagne" in blind taste tests, and frequently rate the cheap shit higher anyway.
>>10295520
>the germans made a law about this
And I thought America had stupid, overly bureaucratic laws about asinine shit that doesn't matter.

>>10303979
Boy you're insecure aren't you?

>>10303979
>And I thought America had stupid, overly bureaucratic laws about asinine shit that doesn't matter.
Nothing wrong about protecting the customers from knock-off products.

>>10294136
Thats right black boy.

>>10298800
>moderation

You shouldn't eat it at all

>>10294136
>what is KFC
Now suck on Sanders big spicy cock(erel) nigga.

>>10297962
this

>>10303979
Shut up and post desserts

My favourite desert is Andy Sixxes warm creamy logs slidding down my fucking throat. So fucking hot.

Grandma's Strawberry Rhubarb Pie.

>>10307127
Grandmas pussy

>>10294049
Disgusting. Worst cookies, hands down.

>130 replies
>no one has posted this

>>10293926
I love mine with earl grey.

>>10293813
what isn't for women and children?

>>10299852
that sounds so fucking delicious dam i gotta try that

>>10293808
Baklava tastes good but has the texture of a thick stack of paper soaked in honey.

>>10294003
Death to the Pineapple heresy!

Ekmek is superior Greek dessert. Baklava will always be runner up.

>>10293808
>Not pistachio

you have a false god.

>>10302675
We call it Maulwurfkuchen

>>10295493
Also works with Roquefort among others. I don't see why you've got a problem with that though

Hail to the king

>>10297962
10/10

>>10302657
>el profiterol de las americas

>>10307380
Work and voting rights.

I have found that few things surpass the simple frozen cheesecake

>>10308054
>frozen
?

>>10308065
It's basically a cheesecake batter but instead of cooking it you put it in a freezer and make ice cream out of it.

>>10303656
I don’t like the dry outside bit but the inside stuff is heaven

>>10308054
Except for a thawed one

>>10302630
>he doesn't know about desert trees

>>10293808
>syrup and pastry
lol wow god tier

>>10293926
Honhonhon approved.

>>10308169
>dairy and sugar
lol wow god tier
>chocolate and nuts
lol wow god tier
>doug and whipped cream
lol wow god tier

you realise that you can ridicule anything this way, right?

Unironically rice pudding. Its sweet but i feel better aftwrwards rhan with cake/pie

Including amaretto in some way always makes it even better.

This, I put it in everything from bread to pepperoni.

>>10295493
You are a tastelet swine and you know it. New worlders doesn't have the "terroir" concept. What is produced in an area will not have the same taste in an other, because of a million different parameters ( soil, hygrometry, savoir-faire, type of Sun exposition, type of grass etc), especially in France or Italy where the diversity of landscape change every 100km.

>>10308285
tiramisu is the most overrated desert i the world

>>10295250
that bitch needs to put her hair up before working with food, holy shit.

>>10294822
Or just inability to take cake of himself.

Or diabeeetus. Or bad parenting with only bright part in early life being raised by inept parents unable to love and guide him/her away from refined sugar and other unnatural stimulants and over-rewarding mechanisms commonly found in abundance?

Sugar is commonly more addicting than cocaine. Think about that next time you pick out powdered sugar. Heck. Even flour is almost too easy to digest and we get ill from eating too much pure wheat flour in our diet too.

Willpower. Fuck yeah!

>>10308372
American food industry posts on /ck/?

>>10308285
I've usually made it with coconut rum, will try that next time.

>>10307907
Very nice.

>>10295493
MWAAAAAAH THEE FRENCHHH

>>10303709
I love the cocaine eyes, btw, that's my waifu. You guys keep your damn hands off.
>>10293926
My grandma made this stuff when I was younger, i hated it
>>10307273
Made great gum.

>>10293808
It's not too fancy, but I love szarlotka (polish apple cake).

>>10293883
i can and will eat way too much of those in one go
>>10299852
looks similar, gonna try making it

>>10293831
Out of the way rosbeef, culture coming through!

>>10303979
pure autism

>>10311154
>layers of crisp pastry
>sweet, creamy custard
>with a thin chocolate ganache layer

Perfection. too bad it's french

>>10311167
gay opinion

>>10311167
why? If you're into food it's great being french.

>>10311217
>>10311195
t. french sympathizers

>>10311232
no just straight up french

>>10294970
What makes it so good?

>>10311232
gay opinion

>>10311232
It's okay to be French

Any fruit pie, really. I just have childhood memories associated with blueberry.

>>10311293
>blueberry
patrician taste

>>10311293

Been teaching myself to make pies recently. Finally getting the hang of it. Really enjoy blueberry and strawberry rhubarb.

Port, Sherry, etc.

>>10311865
Good sherry is dry and sour though, not sweet.

>>10293808

Is ice a dessert?

>>10312088
yes. popsicles are a food item humans eat.

>>10312098
Do you actually eat them though? More of a drink, I would say. If we want to be technical any solid item is frozen, or in a solid phase. What is the melting point of beef? They don't want you to know.

Sugary orangey goodness. It seems to have fallen off in terms of popularity, but it will always be my favorite.

>>10309004
I like a lot the egg/mascarpone cream, not so much the soggy savoiardi layers

>>10296598
what's the cake in the pic? It looks magnificent.
Can I have a recipe?

>>10312220
oh, I just found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8XzPa-f5Q0

>Muh diabetes

Fun fact tards. Sugar has literally nothing to do with getting diabetes.

>>10294970
I've never found a good recipe for this. I'm starting to think they're only in German. Shame as it's my favorite desserts ever

The Nanaimo bar, though so simple it doesn't even require baking, is a God tier dessert.