/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10297493
Nice!

>It's a steve eats something 3 times as old as him episode
I was getting bored of the modern ones.

>>10297529
>the dumb motherfucker eats an entirely rancid biscuit from 1945 after not posting for a month
and i quote
>"This is definitely poisoned"
he's gonna die poor guy

>>10297493
Thank god. I was nearly getting withdrawals. Glad he is okay

>>10297493
thats not steve, steve died a long time ago. The microcosms and tin bacteria have hijacked his body.

How did this guy blow up so fast? I used to watch MRE videos years ago and the only youtubers had a few thousands subscribers like gundog, kiwi and gschultz.

at 21:00 I'm spotting a kebab remover on the top shelf on the left

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eK9xqKcHco
>military air "ration"
>it's just fucking candy

>>10298430
charismatic, entertaining and presented by a handsome man

>>10297493
>Australian rations
Gross and not nice

>>10298851
racist

This video was unpleasant to watch. It made me throw up in my mouth.

>no hiss
I'm fucking scared

>>10298900
a hiss can be bad sometimes when pressure has built up inside the can like in some of his videos

>>10298610
It's an emergency ration pack for downed pilots, they went for high carb high calorie density over anything else because macros don't matter when all you need is a weeks' worth of food energy to get rescued

>>10297551
He's been building an resistance to botulism for years now, he'll be fine

>no hiss
>pulls out biscuit with a soggy rotten food soaked wrapper
>this is definitely not edible
>talks himself into taking a nibble
>ends up eating the whole biscuit
Is this a cry for help

fucking finally. I was starting to think he had gotten sick

>>10298430
What happened to kiwi?

>>10298459
Old news friend

>>10298828
Now we know you are gay

>>10299111
>can't say about a man that he's handsome without being called a homosex

>>10297493
If he dies after eating this, is he the last casualty of WW2?

>>10297493

Anyone else worried about how much he shakes in his videos?

>>10297493
> this thing cost…. yeah, you don’t even want to know what it cost

lol

>>10297493
Is it wrong that I'd love to make out with steve and rub our dicks together then fall asleep coudling?

I don't think it is. I think it'd be nice.

>>10299111
I'm a gril

>>10299587
>alright lets get you out on the bed
>Nice

Someone check this out for me.

17:39, play at .25 speed, i swear to god something flies out of the can, like smoke, or a fucking soul.

Please someone tell me I'm hallucinating.

>>10300548
it was mold spores of some kind or another
rancid

>>10299013
It'll probably be another month before he posts a new vid, from the hospital.

>>10299053
Literally /ourguy/?

>>10300548
photo proof

>>10300548
it moves from the can straight into the air

>>10301669
>>10301673

>>10301890
makes as much sense as your post

>>10301909
the movie is called Knock Knock if it was the sauce you were looking for

>>10301669
>>10301673
What the fuck

>>10301673
its a fucking worm!

No wonder Steve called it Pandora's Box in the beginning. That was one of the coolest parts the intro.

Steven BINGO when?
>free space 'Nice'
>Steve convinces himself to eat something rancid
>camera shift to Steve eating
>tapping spoon on cup jingle
>he finishes the whole tray
Etc

>>10302567
I made this rudimentary Stevebingo chart just for you anon, feel free to tweak it as you please. I know it looks terrible but I'm not sober and I did my best.

>>10301673
>>10301669


WHAT THE FUCCKCK IS THAAAAT

>>10297493
Nice

>>10300548
>its there

>>10300548
What the fuck

"it has a fierce rancidity" lmfao

>ywn share a lucky strike with steve

>>10301673
>>10301669
>>10300548
You do realize that this guy likes to fuck around in his videos, right? Fucking newfags.

>>10300548
>Intro
>Opening Pandora's Box
What has he unleashed back into the world?

>>10302666
Thanks, Satan

>>10302849
It was my pleasure anon, blessings upon you

>>10302781
>trying this hard

>"these biscuits are rancid, definitely inedible"
>eats whole biscuit
>"yeah these are definitely poisoned"

>>10297493
based

>its a 'steve finds amphetamines in an old German MRE and becomes noticeably shakey and has to do a voiceover' episode

I actually prefer the episodes with the newer MRE's or at least extremely well preserved MRE's. The ones he had from the 80's that'd been stored in a freezer for 30 years were really interesting.

Hey it's Steve and Oldsmokey eating old MREs!
Where did you find that picture!?

>>10299453
botulism poisoning causes nerve damage

>>10303062
Is this a MRE meeting?

>>10303330
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGQ5N5J3EQ&feature=youtu.be&t=67

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2HbZfkmOg4

You know i gotta say NICE

>>10300548
>>10301669
>>10301673
>>10302288
>>10302687
>>10302751
what isss it!?!?!

>>10300548
>>10301669
>>10301673
>>10301890
>>10302288
>>10302687
>opens can
>a living organism flies out
HOW?

>>10300691
>Steve reviewing hospital food.
>"Lets get this out onto a hospital tray."
>"Nice"

Tfw no steve bf

>>10305905
Giv Steve bf

>>10301669
>>10301673
b r u h

>>10305905
>>10305932
I'd never go out with you homos.
Bet you don't even have a hiss, let alone a nice one

>>10305953

I hope it doesn’t develop into somethin of this sort

Steve is going to open the wrong can one day and start some kind of epidemic, it’ll probably still be comfy somehow

Steve got sick and that Greek was filmed mid-January. That ww2 aussie gave him some weird illness. What bothers me the most is he refuses to go to the doctor

>>10306614
They'll call it the Hiss Flu and we'll all talk about how nice it is to be hospitalized together.

He sounds so sad opening the Australian 45. Im sure it was expensive

We put steve on when we lay down to go to sleep. the videos autoplay the playlist. Sometimes I wake up when a commercial comes on. The hormel pepperoni commercial comes on a lot with the one man band guy. I go back to sleep and dream that steve is the hormel pepperoni guy, singing me a pepperoni lullaby. PEP IT UP!

>>10302567
I always look forward to the cup jingle

>>10306848
>pays out the ass for a 73 year old ration
>Rips apart the can opener instructions (i.e the only salvageable and most intact thing in the whole ration), despite having been careful in other videos when unwrapping crackers and shit
>"Oh no, I shouldn't have done that guys", he says as he smears his sludge covered gloves all over the clean paper

Has eating old MREs made him retarded? He sure as fuck wasn't this careless in his other videos.

>>10307065
>2018
>not using uBlock Origin
jesus fuck

>>10307175
its on my tv. i use uBlock on my computer, though

>>10299453
Hes said its also its excitement dealing with shit that he pays out the ass for

>>10306801
Maybe he isn't insured. Americans have a weird inhumane health care system.

>>10307579
he has said many times he isn't

>>10297551
>"This is definitely poisoned"
>proceeds to finish the biscuit
The absolute madman

>>10307134
I don't think it would be too difficult of a repair job on those instructions.

>>10302567
Cup jingle makes me happy

>>10307579
>Americans have a weird inhumane health care system.
Yet the dumbasses still think "oh yeah this is fine" while they die from shit like the flu because they have to choose between paying rent or going to the doctor

>>10308152
It's sad that health care is a privilege instead of a basic human right. I thought America is a first world country.

>>10308209
>>10308152
>>10307579
You get treated regardless of your ability to pay, but if you can pay you get hosed big time unless you have insurance.

>>10298881
I found some of the Vietnam War MCIs harder to watch.

>>10309319
>You get treated regardless of your ability to pay
False. You'll get stabilized at emergency rooms but they won't treat you if you have cancer or some chronic condition.

>>10309627
Yeah they will, how do you think all these Obese people stay alive with diabetes?

>>10307065
>We put steve on when we lay down to go to sleep

Same here. Not to knock Steve (I've watched his videos while conscious as well) but it works really, really well.

>>10308209
Pretty sure our cuck in chief is trying to kill off the middle class so we can become like India and have designated shitting streets.

Does someone have the picture of the steve fan letter?

>>10312205
Also requesting this

>>10299192
Yes.

>>10309685
Because they have the money or a second mortgage.

>>10313774
No lmao its because the government makes the hospitals treat them

>>10314838
Only for emergencies, so when the diabetic fuck needs their foot amputated the hospital will do it but they can't get insulin. America has a shit healthcare system face it

>>10314995
>but they can't get insulin
yes they can

>>10301085
i think he just puts literally everything he gets sent on his shelf, some dude on /k/ sent him a bunch of meme shit

>>10299050
This. What the hell? Second to Steve for MRE vids.

I've got a shit ton of videos to catch on.

kind of sucks how youtube doesn't do a good job of keep track of what videos you've watched long term. is there a feature I'm missing out on? because every once in a while it seems like the system completely forgets and I'm fucked.

It's funny to me how there are snobby members of this obscure MRE community who hate this guy for what he does. anyone know if he has any social media or whatever going? I found his twitter but he has two posts from 2 years ago and that's it.

>>10301673
It's the NICE HISS demon.

>>10315150
Post some examples of his haters? I find it hard to believe.

I hate the faggot who "reviews" MRE's and doesn't even eat half the shit he reviews.
He has a blue plastic tray I think.

How do folks feel about Emmy?

>>10315124
it forgets after a month

>>10298430
He has a way with words when describing rations, and he usually drops interesting historical facts about rations he's eating or interested in. Also he's a nice dude with a genuine personality as opposed to many clickbait channels.

Post delicious rations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwIJVt_5L0
Watching this made me want to try squid.

>>10316247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fmLlkfGQ_0
Goddamn reindeer casserole. That's got to be as decadent as it looked in the video.

My favorite steves are probably the ones from east or south Europe. I also love how shitty the Canadian ones are no homo

>>10316247
>mm this chocolate... it's almost waxy.. mmm
...he says in delight. this nigga would eat dogshit and talk about grat mouthfeel

>>10298430
I like him because he has a genuine passion for what he's doing rather than just eating nasty shit because it gets him millions of views easily.

>>10310073
>>10307065
Wow, I thought I was the only one. Steve videos just relax the shit out of me and put me to sleep. Also Food Wishes and Townsends. I rotate between the 3 depending on my mood

>>10316247
How is that breakfast enough to satisfy the stomach? Seems pretty bareboned.

>>10297493
>Yeah, this is kind of exciting, though
>...no, no it's not.

>>10299587
you can jerk each other off with 1945 rancid goo as lube

>>10300469
Kek