/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10294190
Zelda's boipussy.

I always wanted to try this. I really don't even know what it could taste like. I heard there's an actual real life version of it but it's probably just some blue raspberry soda.

>>10294190
>Elixir

Literally nothing ever in the Zelda series has been referred to as an elixir. They could've gone with Great Fairys Tears or Piss, or something.

>>10294243
I hate myself for falling in love so badly with that game

>>10294246
Um Elixir Soup is what your grandmother gives you in Wind Waker you fucking pleb. You could've easily googled this.

>>10294243
Jones soda?
They have a blue soda thats bubblegum flavored for about $1.50 a bottle or you can buy 6 packs at costco at reasonable prices.

>>10294190
I want to eat Rorona's pie!

>>10294285
ha, i just google imaged this, didn't realize it was so big until I uploaded it, sorry guys

Bacta tanks

>>10294289
Literally never apologize for big images. We are out of the dialup era.

>>10294282
Sure I could easily buy a blue soda but I always imagined actual nuka-cola tasted something like coke. That being said, I do think that bubblegum soda is good shit.

>>10294246
>>10294264

Fucking owned, fake gamer boy

>>10294243
Tastes like radium

>>10294190
Whatever the hell this is.

Not a food, but I want to drink chuckola cola from Superstar Saga.

>>10294385

Dude eats like Goku.

>>10294190

>>10294455

>>10294190
Everything made by the cats in monster hunter.

>>10294243
>The ingredients of Nuka-Cola include: carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid, potassium benzoate (to protect taste), natural flavors, citric acid, and caffeine. What gives it a unique flavor is the essence of seventeen different fruits mixed in just the right proportion to give the beverage its trademark taste.
>In 2077, a new version called Nuka-Cola Quantum was introduced. According to the advertisements, it had twice the calories, twice the carbohydrates, twice the caffeine and twice the taste. To make it stand out more on the shelves and to give it an extra kick, the Quantum included a mild radioactive strontium isotope[1] (and an eighteenth fruit flavor - pomegranate).

>>10294333
>GET TO THAT FIRING POSITION, DELTA!

>playing video games past the age of 18
Unironically kill yourselves.

>>10294190
You approach the massive omelette...
And manage to take a slice!

>>10294876
>he browses a weeb anime board past the age of 18 but cries about people playing games

>>10294385

>>10294921
>/ck/ is an anime board
Clue's in the name you fucking retard

>>10294876
The fact that you think you're better than anyone else while LITERALLY browsing 4chan is hilarious

>>10294190
I wish I could have cats cook me a Monster Hunter meal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NeQt-WSKOg

>>10294333
I wonder how much it hurts to eat these and then transform into another being. I guess you could just blame magic.

>>10294876
>>10294932
>I hate video games but I clicked this to tell everyone how I feel
You're kind of a faggot dude.

>>10294963
I like video games.
I hate weebs.

Any food from Subeta, Neopets, Miitopia and Paper Mario. Also the fictional foods in maplestory.

I'd eat just about everything made with the cooking skill in Star Ocean 2. They even had an Iron Chef parody mini-game in it, what a great game.

>>10294903
Now I wanna play neopets again

>>10294455
I always wanted to try snake

R

>>10294971
If you're not both of those guys then I quite obviously linked to two posts.

>>10295023
You're not missing much, it's about the blandest meat I've ever had, and is prone to being rubbery.

>>10295019
It's still around, some event going on too

>>10295037
But it's been run into the ground and is shit now.

>>10294687
Hahaha so great and funny at the same time

>>10294903
this game was so comfy as a kid
I remember going to the fancy Atlantis restaurant and racking up a giant bill I could never pay off
>mfw the bill

>>10295041
Yeah, at least it's easy to ignore the mall thing

>>10294232
Those are just pops tho

>>10294687
damn, i got 3 cavities just from reading this

yall remember that kinda obscure cacklespit quest in torchlight 2 where one of the rewards is a potion that kills you? always thought it was kinda super sweet cherry mmmmm

>>10295589
...why? They hardly even mention sugar.

>>10295597
>18 """""fruit""""" flavors
yeah, it's totally not artificially flavored high fructose corn syrup

>>10294243
Jones soda came out with a limited release for target stores branding the nuka cola quantum label on it. It was literally just their regular blue raspberry soda like you said. Didn't last though. Managers were hoarding cases before customers could even get them, and then reselling them. I saw them going anywhere from $50-$100. Shit was ridiculous.

>>10295606
I mean it's a crazy sci-fi soda, I assume it just tastes like a normal fruity soda. I thought you meant that the radiation would give you cavities at first. I was gonna say, it'd probably suck more than that.

>>10294687
>Aspartame
>Twice the calories, twice the carbohydrates
What's twice the calories of a near calorieless drink?

>>10295347
real shit got my first gf from neopets girls loved that game

>>10294326
I bet the goo inside tastes like skittles

>>10294939

I want to let that hunky cat fuck me after he makes me a huge steak

>>10295037
Yeah but I can't remember my account let alone my password. Also I used a different mail at the time.

I once made up my own Grandmas Soup recipe from Wind Waker, it's pretty good; least I think so.

Roasted butternut squash and roasted orange sweet potato. Vegetable or chicken stock. Spices and herbs (to your liking, going for more of a savory flavor than sweet). Orange or yellow bell pepper (or any other kind of peppers you might prefer). Mince sausage browned up in a hot pan into small or medium chunks. Veggies like carrots or celery or onion are optional. A little bit of heavy creme to finish.

Once the broth is hot and the BNS and SP are roasted, add them all together and blend smooth. Add the veggies fresh or get them browned first then all into the soup. Let that simmer on low to cook the veggies (or keep warm if you want the veggies less-cooked); once the sausage is browned add that together and stir together. Finish with a little bit of the heavy creme to finish (or you could use creme fraiche if you prefer that). Serve and eat. If you use less liquid and keep it sort of chunky you can easily turn it into a stew.

>>10294243
I imagine it tastes similar to Baja Blast