/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10285338
American government probably read the label as Castro and assumed it came from cuban communists

>>10285366
...and rightly so. We as Americans must stop the red menace at every turn. Even if that means making secret mexican poop creama illegal so be it

>>10285338
IrnBru is illegal in the US because of a food dye they use but I was able to get some from an international market that illegally made it past customs. It tastes like bubblegum and I wish I could get more.

>>10285380
We learned the secrets to their poop cream.
We don't need it, we can just get free water.

Haggis.

>>10285338
What is that, like a probiotic yogurt thing? We have those, just not that particular brand.

>less than $5 a bottle in Japan
>same taste and quality as milk tea at any boba place
>banned because one milk recall led to a blanket ban

>>10285338
>What products do you wish you could buy?
Education and healthcare. Bet they taste awesome.

>>10285466
SAD.

>>10285475
But those are literally available for open sale in the US, you're just too poor to afford them.

>>10285421
Haggis as a whole isn't illegal in the US just sheep lungs.

>>10285565
Its the sheeps bladder thats illegal and americans get around that by using condoms instead of bladders . You have to remove them before eating so it really detracts from the dish.

>>10285393
>IrnBru is illegal
No it isn't. I got some at the supermarket the other day you liar.

>>10285834
That's not real IrnBru. That's US compliant IrnBru.

>>10285806
>>10285565
>>10285421
Does anyone have the photo of the american condom hagis that was going around a few years ago?

>>10285338
Raw milk

Can't get Buffalo grass vodka in the US. I don't know if it's any good I just recall some guy ordering a drink with it once and when I looked it up I had to tell him we had no way of accurately making it.

>>10285877
Dye shouldn't affect taste

>>10288148
I get bison grass vodka from my local polish market, it's definitely not illegal.

>>10287737
There are places that sell raw milk.

>>10288280
Idk man, seems pretty illegal to me. Not sure what Polish black market you are going to.

>>10288280

Ive had that shit before.. It's actually quite nice

>>10288314
not legally

>>10285466
I didn'tknow milk tea was just milk mixed with tea..

>>10285393
>>10288189
Did you guys hear they changed the laws in Scotland and 30% of the sugar is going to be replaced by stevia? If you like it you should buy out all the old stock now as they have changed the recipe.

>>10288280
'murican zubrowka is shite, I'm sorry. You can legitimately just go to Polish black markets and get some of the good stuff though.

>>10289175
>Give this to group of friends
>Four of them understand there's a toy in there
>Fifth one bites in and is completely shocked

>>10288938
>its not the same, just go to a polish black market
Anon he literally said he goes and gets it from his local polish market. I have a friend who does the same.

>>10285338
we have yakult in America, you dingus

>>10285366
>>10285380

>>10285393
lmfao you can buy irnbru right off amazon or at like any supermarket

>>10285466
you can buy this online as well... sure it's like 25 USD per bottle, but it's not illegal.

>>10288336
you can literally just buy this online, lmfao.
it's like 20 bucks

>>10287725

>>10285338
Yakult Light its better.

>>10285366
I didn't realize it said "Gastro" and not "Castro" until I googled it.

>>10288426
>>10288426
USA idiot. Great educational system, Pete

>>10289205
Your friend is a fucking idiot

>>10290016
Why would anyone think that a random piece of chocolate contained a toy?
This does not happen in many countries.
What this lack of knowledge illustrates is a small bit of irrelevant cultural ignorance, not idiocy.
The world is a bit more complex than you realize.

>>10289970
Its clearly a G not a C

>tfw no buckfast
I hope they sell it at Heathrow airport or something when I pass through there

Possession of blackcurrants is a federal offence in the USA.
Shame because they're delicious,

>>10290040
Well, yeah, that's obvious when looking at it now, but people don't read by looking at every letter individually. The words as a whole form shapes that your mind then interprets.

>>10290026
The label say toy inside

>>10290091
If someone hands you a candy to you pause to read the label?
That would be rude in some cultures.

>>10290065
You're either a liar or a moron. All current(heh) blackcurrant restrictions in America are at the state level, and not every state still has the ban in place. Blackcurrants haven't been federally regulated for over half a century.

>>10290090
Nope, mate. You are a bad reader. Thats all.

>>10290102
Sometimes I think I might be mildly dyslexic. I've read things incorrectly a dozen times before realizing I was reading it wrong. Oh well, at least I can type fast.

>>10290109
Ok, mate. Dont worry. At least you are not studpid, just dislexic

>>10285565
How do US sheep breathe?

>>10290097
I mean, if its a new candy I haven't tried before then hell yeah (obviously he didn't know much about kinder eggs), what if I dont like that flavour? Do Americans literally eat anything thats given to them without question?

>>10290209
In short , yes.
In this way we signal that we are not squeamish or picky which is considered a big negative trait in some subcultures here.
Secondly , by just eating the candy without reading the label , we are signaling that we have full trust in the person who gave us the morsel. This helps to create strong bonds and aids in cooperation . This makes us a bit more efficient and is one small factor in wealth generation of certain subcultures.

>>10290097
Reading a label its not rude fucktard

>>10290209
American here, this dude >>10290329 is lying

>>10290329
Are you trying to impress someone? Dude, I do not eat anything straigh foward even if a friend gives it to me

>>10290209
Hell no, people are super fucking picky and want to know everything in a food before eating it. I had a hard time getting people to try my pepper pork buns at my work potluck just because it seemed slightly foreign.

>>10290414
This trait is common among the lower classes.
Ever watch a picky eaters TV piece?
Notice how its usually an overweight person with low verbal skills?

>>10290414
Your coworkers are shit

>>10290414
God damn that sounds good

>>10290624
I agree.
That assclown needs to post a recipe

>>10290090
Only dyslexic people do that

>>10285380
communism is in your future, comrade. i hope youre ready when the red flag raises.

>>10290998
no everyone does,thats why some people can into speed reading

>>10289959
Tasty!

>>10290473
>>10290484
After I convinced a couple to try them, they really liked them and more people ate them. Eventually they were all gone, but I'd see people breaking it open before eating it letting all the juice drip out.

>>10290624
>>10290651
I can't find where I wrote down the recipe, but you just put a raw pork mixture and green onions inside a dough ball and bake it. From memory, the raw pork mixture contained:
raw ground pork
white pepper
black pepper
chinese 5 spice
soy sauce
rice wine
sesame oil
sugar
Also oyster or hoisin sauce, forgot which

>>10292232
that sounds pretty fucking good

>>10290208
We shoot them full of holes.

>>10292348
so many sheeple shootings

>>10289224
but the op pick is not a yakult
i am starting to believe that you are the actual "dingus"

>>10288336
I don't think it's super uncommon for ethnic/specialty food stores to have illegal items, when I lived in the US I bought kinder eggs my local asian market

>>10292232
Thats sheep behavior of your coworkers. Thanks for sharing? Any memorable quote from them after they ate all your food?

>>10294020
so FDA is irrelevant and inefficient as always ever

>>10288426
What did you think it was

>>10294032
Yeah they're really dropping the ball on making sure people don't eat chocolate eggs

>>10294040
That have eggs inside

>>10294041
Toys inside

>>10285806
I mean here in Scotland a lot of it is produced not using real bladders anymore and you also serve out of it, you don't eat it from the bladder so I don't really get your point.

>>10294041
>>10294044
Can you imagine eating a chocolate egg and inside it was raw egg?
I want to make these now

>>10290209
Poster with the idiot friend. No, we do not.

>>10285393

>>10294090
Your best friend hands you a candy and say just try it , its good.
You stop and read the label?
I dont know anyone that does this unless they are just curious.
No one is out to give you bad stuff anon
Do you have friends?

>>10288336
Can't have this hepatotoxic anticoagulant in our hepatotoxic anticoagulant drink. Are they retarded or just really fucking stupid?

>>10289175
We're supposed to be posting GOOD banned food, anon

>>10285393
I wish I could easily find IrnBru in Alberta.

>>10294054
Boiled eggs or raw?

>>10294134
Common sense. Also you ask what is it?

>>10285466

is that kinda like the stuff refered to as "thai tea" in thai food restaurants

>>10285393
>mfw i live in an extremely irish neighborhood and i can get it in bottles