/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>a thread died for this

looks like a box, anon.

Gotta say I'm really liking the aesthetic!

>>10286978
nina?

>>10286978
great

Smells and tastes a bit like chocolate nesquik, gotta say this isnt half bad.

>>10286978
The switch was included?

>>10287016
Were the channel locks used to open the soy bottle?

>>10287040

Nope, right around his dink.

>>10287016
>pliers

>>10286988
countermemes are always weak and they're made for weak people

>>10287016
>hehe I use channel locks to open soy boy bottle XD the guys back at the chan' are gonna LOVE this one

>>10287016
Jesus Christ. . .

>>10287061
>>10287040
Channellock is one word.

>>10287040
lol fucking weaklings.
they expect the future belongs to them how?

>>10286978
this is gayest thread since >>>/fit/

>>10287050
I find it disheartening the soyboy has channellocks and you can't identify them.

Would you like to make him a sandwich?

>>10286978
I have 2 friends that drink soy based meal replacement drinks. They are both complete mental manlets (they're both tall). They have man titties. Don't know how to feed themselves so they drink this shit. Pathetic. My one friend is coming around , I'm teaching him how to cook

>>10287040
Nuked from orbit. I laughed out loud and woke up my kid, goddammit.

>>10287080

Not him but, Channellock is a brand. Those are tongue and groove pliers.

>>10287068
Have you ever met a mechanic? One guy at work spells wrench with no e

>>10286978
:D

Im going go all in, miss me with that food nonsense, hell i cant even make an omelette without burning it. 5 weeks here we go

>>10287016
>pliers

>>10287094
Hey anon would you pass me the tongue and groove pliers?

And while you're at it hand me the tissue papers? Not the Kleenexes, the tissues papers. You know, the longer and less commonly used BUT less copyrighted word.

I recognize that countertop and wall tile combination

>>10287061

I dunno I thought it was a pretty good spoof.

>>10287105
Omelettes are one of the easiest fucking foods to make that aren't PB&J's and now your'e spending 200 bucks just because you refuse to learn the absolute bare minimum of cooking what the FUCK anon

>>10287116

They're trademarks not copyrights.

>>10287116
I get the point you're making and I think you're right but I say tissues more than kleenex.
Also it'd be facial tissue, not tissue paper in my experience.

>>10287135
Congrats on proving you're not a pedantic fuck.

>>10286996
kill yourself soyboy

>>10287137
q-tips

>>10287140

Well Kleenex is generic and its trademark can no longer be registered, so any facial tissue can be called Kleenex. Channellock on the other hand is not generic so any tongue and groove pliers cannot be called a Channellock unless they are branded as such.

If the use is as common as you make it out to be you can take sheckelburg to court to make the trademark generic but good luck with that. Even google held off in court.

>>10287156
This. Who the fuck says cotton swab?

That sounds like a racist insult actually. From now on I will refer to all black grannies as cotton swabs.

>>10287016
Are you going to turn into a cute trap or a lame nu-male?

>>10287200
nu-male

>>10287200
Its 4chan so 85% trap

>>10287208

It's what fat not-alpha males call anyone they disagree with while asking their mom to tuck them in.

You just got touched by a man that smells like a sweaty female because his balls have lost all their testosterone.

>>10286978
Whats cacao?

>>10287218
Oh, you're right. They seem to have misspelled cocoa right on the bottle there.

>>10287218

>>10287222

>>10287214

if dubs throw away your soylent

>>10287245
Check my five.

>>10287243
>wojak-numale.png
>2012+6
>having to download a reaction image from the internet instead of having it on your computer

>>10287105
>pack of 12
>$195.00
>$16.25/bottle

>>10287218

Here's a spoon now open wide. After a quick google search it seems that cacao is raw while cocoa has been heat treated. Both are made from cacao beans. Cacao is raw cocoa essentially.

>>10287263
I think he bought 5 packs of 12

>>10287274
that's still 39 dollars for 12

>>10287281
3.25 for 400 calories, about the same price and calories of half a sub at my grocery store, ofc making your own sub would be a lot cheaper but convenience over value i guess

>>10287258
Found the butt-hurt numale!

>>10287289

>>10287289
nice thumbnail retard

>>10287310

>>10287218
>>10287222
Maybe this Soylent is more Hardcore than we think.

>>10287016
lel

>>10287016
i laffed

>>10287016
>the fucking pliers

>>10286988
Brits don't have blue eyes, you idiot. Brown is by far the most common colour.

>>10287116
Then call them grips or glandies.

>>10288556
>Brits don't have blue eyes

>>10289832
he's right, brits are Arab rapebabies.

>>10287105
How long does a bottle last a normal person?

>>10286978
>soylent
>owns a dewalt


Sounds about right

I used to drink that stuff instead of getting Dunkin Donuts every morning, but I stopped once "soyboy" became a thing.

Can someone give me a non-soylent alternative for this?

>>10289841
imagine being this dense

>>10289832
One thing's for sure, their eyes are definitely B E A D Y.

>>10289891
Huel, uses oats and pea protein instead of soy.

>>10287016
kek

>>10287054
t. OP
>>10286978
Lame

>>10288556
>brown is the most common colour
We aren't talking skin here, Ahmed

>>10289891
>but I stopped once "soyboy" became a thing.
Letting memes run your life.

$16 can buy a lot of McDoubles and is probably better 4u in the long run
KYS OP
:D

>>10287116
Nobody fucking says Kleenex you shill mong. People just say tissues.

>>10291904
>Nobody fucking says Kleenex
It's not too late to move to a good part of the US.

>>10287105
>5 weeks
>each bottle is 20% of your daily nutrition
>5 bottles/day to make up a "not starving" diet
Which means you're paying for 12 days of food. Not even two weeks. For 200 dollarydoos.

Bob get the fuck off this board

>>10287016
heres your (you) for buying an entire case of soylent just for this post

>>10287016
pretty good mate, well done. got me to laugh