/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10284545
This. cilantro can suck my 2-inch DICK

it really is terrible, I avoid it wherever possible and I hate that hipsters memed it so hard that its in everything now

Hate these fuckers.
Parents would always get subway subs and add all the veggies when i was kid. Awful.

Lmao fucking genelets itt

I can't say that I hate any food I've tried, at best I can say that I don't really like oysters but I don't hate them, the flavor is fine I just don't like the texture unless it's in chowder or something

>>10284545
>>10284579
>having shitty genetics in taste
lol

if cilantro isn't chicken nuggets then I don't like it

not. one. bit.

>>10284545
Did you just eat plain cilantro and now you're butthurt? Or have you never actually cooked a meal with cilantro?

>>10284776
Anything with cilantro in it is immediately worse. I had a bite of salsa with it in it and it nearly made me gag. That's what sparked the thread

>>10284795
In all seriousness, you should try making something with cilantro on your own. I mean with the right recipe I'm sure you could find something cilantro compliments.

>>10284545
For me, it's spaghetti and meatballs.

>>10284795
You should just never eat salsa then because literally all salsa has cilantro in it.

>>10284545
We eat it because we don't have your inferior genetics. inb4 anon is a spic, I'm a pasty white motherfucker, and I love me some cilantro. Bongfags can fuck off with their "the whole plant is coriander" faggotry while they're at it.

Coriander. It's called coriander, you wannabe spics. Cilantro doesn't mean anything in English. You might as well start shoving random Finnish sanoja into your puheeseenne.

>>10284831
>>10284838
like clockwork

>>10284838
"I know what I'm talking about guys, seriously! I'm for reelz!!!"

>>10284545
It does taste weird. Never really noticed until I bought a cilantro plant and ate some raw. Can't really describe the taste. It tastes like I'd expect some random leaves to taste. Planty.

It's probably better when cooked.

>>10284838
See we call the leaves cilantro (herb) and the seed (spice) coriander so that people add the correct part when reading a recipe...

>>10284838
You don't have to be so upset that we define the changes to your language.

>>10284586
The green ones are great in pizza and alone, but those are annoying

Liver, it literally tastes like vomit. How can people eat this stuff?

>>10284838
Please die.

>>10284937

you get used to it. you can try it from a different animal and it will taste different

They just taste odd. I dont get the appeal.

>>10285006
You have to peel them after cooking.

>>10285006
Have you tried them cooked different styles and with different things? Like spam and eggs? I don't really like eggs on their own. Especially scrambled.

>>10285006
Saying you don't like eggs is baffling to me. It might be the most versatile food source on the planet. There are probably preparations you'd enjoy

Sushi

the taste is fine, the texture makes me want to heave

>>10284545
Does the "cilantro tastes like shit" gene also apply to coriander as well?

>>10285174
This, I HAVE to have eggs with some kind of starch on the side, whether that be potatoes or toast. The texture is too strange to me otherwise.

>>10284937
You need to ease into organs, pig is quite heavy. Try cow liver first next time.

>>10284545

As a jew, the Israeli food tastes like garbage.

Expect Falafel. You can't beat that goyim.

Lmao all the fucking tastelets in this thread that are unaware that some people are genetically predisposed to disliking cilatro due to sensitivity to an enzyme in it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/14/dining/14curious.html

>/ck/, the board dedicated to food doesn't know this
>actively debates it and anons shame each other over it

Disappointed in the retardation of you faggots

Celery tastes like rubber

>>10285236
>organs naturally taste terrible so you need to "ease into them"
>it's an acquired taste man

do people honestly believe this?

You mean coriander, right?

>>10284545
cucumber and melon of any kind.
tastes like fucking ass.
and corriander. fucking awful.

pretzels.

I don't even like them, but I can't stop eating them. same goes for wasabi peas

>>10285006
this is objectively WRONG
watch my nigga jaquces pepin if you want a primer on eggs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>>10285740
In burgerland coriander usually refers to the spice made from ground cilantro seeds, most people have no clue they even come from the same plant.

>>10284937
liver is disgusting desu
but heart is really nice actually

>>10285750
melon is garbage tier, agreed.
but what do you have against cucumber?

I love cilantro but recently I discovered that I can get the same flavour by just putting some dish soap onto my food

>>10285786
cucumber and melon taste the same to be.
i looked it up, aparently it's down to some kind of gene.
basically, i can taste shit chems.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylthiocarbamide

>>10285776
fuck linked the wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8QIDHla6iA

>>10285799
you people should be wiped from the gene pool for the betterment of mankind. don't get me wrong, y'all shouldn't be exterminated... just forcibly sterilized. same for those "people" who can not tolerate cilantro.
cyclists also

>>10284776
There's some phenomenon where genetically some people smell and taste cilantro differently than others. To some people, cilantro is bitter and disgusting, and there is no way to change this for them.

>>10285831
we are the future. you are the past.
enjoy that cancer. you deserve it.

>>10285786
Heart chili in a slow cooker is the best chili I've ever had desu
>>10285731
>Want to get into organ meats
>Buy kidney from local beef coop, grass fed beef kidney is only 1$/lb
>Follow recipe for steak and kidney pie that promises to get rid of the urine smell/taste
>Spend 90mins making this delicious looking thing, even make the crusts myself from scratch
>Take my first bite
>It tastes overwhelmingly of piss
>mfw

>>10285809
fuck how can you not wanna press your face into that beautiful egg RIGHT NOW

eggs GOAT

>>10285897
>Heart chili in a slow cooker is the best chili I've ever had desu
that sounds really nice desu, wanna try that some day
only have had heart when eating poultry
I'm not sure if I have access to bulk heart here

>>10285908
It becomes like really tender steak if you cook it for 6+ hours, it's a perfect stew cut. You can't even get beef heart from a butcher shop? Even the normie supermarket regularly has it here.

>>10285933
The local butcher probably has it. But they have this qt selling up front that is giving me anxiety speaking to her
desu she always seemed kinda mean when I asked about some niche cut they didin't have so I stopped going there

i hate pickles its taste horrible

>>10285996
Sass her back about it. Women love being put in their place.

I don't really like the taste of cilantro but the smell is intoxicating. I work at a place with produce and whenever I'm ringing someone in at the till who's getting it, I always try to sneak a sniff.

Eggplants
Like eating styrofoam.

>>10284838
>Coriander.

i have literally never heard this before.

I dislike green olives, I find their saltiness and after taste disgusting, I have tried them on salads, cooked with meat and potatoes on a chili sauce, on sandwiches and have never been able to palate them. Oddly enough my mom puts them on stuffing for turkey and i feel like they compliment the dish really good.

I do love black olives.

Eggs with runny yolk
It tastes like nothing and has the consistency of snot
Debate me

>>10284590
Lol this. Genelets. Why wyte ppl and niggas so weak to spice they can't eat a lil cilantro?

I fucking hate anything with a gooey texture. It instantly makes me want to vomit. I can't stand eggs that aren't cooked all the way through. Shit feels like you're eating the content of a spittoon.

>>10285194
It's just rice...

>>10288139
I get the feeling they're best used as a filler. Like potatoes, or rice. They don't add much themselves.

>>10285780
The name "Cilantro" confused the hell out of me until I figured out it was just Coriander. Coriander seeds are just called coriander seeds here, and the herb Coriander. I indeed did use to think the seeds and the herb were the same thing though.

Bland, flavorless, white folk food is inedible. That shit is for boring white people only.

me? I hate sweet food in entrees. That's some real white-ass stuff.

oversugared BBQ, pineapple and mango "salsa", teriyaki with a ton of honey, the list goes on.
Absolutely inedible.

>>10284545
I think that's a genetic thing, can't really change it. Just accept it and move on.

>>10284586
You must have the worst taste in this thread.

>>10285006
Wait, I take it back, this is the worst taste. Or just bad bait.

>>10289783
>tfw niggers will never get over their need to cover their food in spices in a world where we can keep our food fresh and not need spices to cover up the rotten food taste

>>10284545
Breakfast sausage.

Not sure what ingredient it is but something in it gives me the worst stomach pain. It's way worse then lactose intolerant pain.

>>10284545
I grew to love cilantro.

Hate blue cheese and roquefort, though

>>10289935
roquefort is a type of blue cheese. that's like saying "I hate airplanes and DC-10s"

>>10284838
unironically this

>>10289938
I could understand hating planes, but why would anyone hate DC-10s?

>>10284545
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>>10284795
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>>10285006
>>10285725
>>10285750
>>10285773
>>10285790
>>10288192

t. white people

fucking absolute plebs

>>10284838
>>10285209
>>10285740
>>10285750

fuck off racists . the correct word is cilantro and only white racists use coriander

>>10289938
I hate most blue cheese in general, but roquefort is the absolute worst
Some blue cheese are not utterly vile, like pic related.

>>10289951

quality post

>>10289947
They're the Vaporwave of aeronautics.

Genelet

>>10288174
it's called that everywhere but your hick country

>>10290117
And Mexico, where cilantro comes from.

>>10290128
Cilantro is native to the eastern Mediterranean, you stupid nigger.

>>10290455
Prove it.

>>10290455
meds also call it cilantro, dum dum

>>10290460
Go there, and await my instructions.

>>10289951
Spaghetti and meatballs was invented by white people. Pretzels were created by Europeans. Olives are a staple in the Mediterranean countries. Celery is a base ingredient for most European soups and stews.

It was called Coriander way before you dirty Amerimutts ever got a hold of these divine leaves. Fuck off, spicnig.

>>10290537
>Celery is a base ingredient for most European soups and stews.
Retard.

>>10289951
>say something racist
>"fuck off racists"
nigger logic, everyone.

I love cilantro!
Finding coriander in food I order is like finding a small birthday present.
It makes me happy

coriander needs more love

>>10284586
Fuck off with that.

>>10289951
keep /pol/ in /pol/ thx

>>10285006
You don't get... eggs?

??

>>10284878
Good idea, it might be difficult for retarded people to know one from the other. Where are you from btw? Is it a place with lots of retards?

>>10290787
Thx for visiting /pol/tard, now back to your shithole to salivate over sturmdrumpfer cock!

>>10284838
>cilantro doesn't mean anything in english
dumbest thing i've read all day thanks

>>10289951
THIS IS QUALITY BAIT

>>10288595
Add seasoning and literally just flip the egg over for a few seconds

>>10284545
Try combining cilantro with something else. What is repulsive alone can be part of a killer combo. For me, it's cilantro fried in the fond of beef liver.

>>10285006
I actually work with a guy who also doesn’t eat eggs (on their own). In something, ok. But if they are discernible as eggs - no dice.

>>10285194
This is me.
>>10289237
You are joking right?

>>10291970
Some people taste cilantro differently than everyone else, it is genetic. Tastes like soap to them instead of cilantro. It is like how only like 1/3 of everyone can smell asparagus piss.

People are fucking weird.

Does it count as food? Either way, fuck Mayonnaise

>>10284545
>shrimp, lobster, crab, oyster, clam, muscles, sea bugs, squid, octopus
Anything that isn't fish or eel is disgusting.

>>10285530
wow thanks for sharing jude.........

>>10284586
>Parents fed me subway
Fuck me, you had shitty parents.

>>10285773
Try them with some Mustard.

>>10290542
It is though, cooklet. Maybe you need to stick to the McDonald’s threads.

>>10285897
Yeah, don't do that. No one eats kidney.

>>10285584
Everyone knows this. You're that kid in High School who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and deadset on proving it aren't you?

>>10290466
They all seem to call it variants of coriander with the exception of spain, sorry. From the latin coriandrum by way of the greek word koris, meaning bedbug.

I still agree that it should be differentiated by convention of seeds/leaves, if not specified with extra wording, simply because the english language should grow more useful wherever possible. Alas, however, history is not on our side in this.

One could argue for usage, as spain uses much more coriander in its cuisine than any other european country, though they would then have to contend with india and vietnam in such a case.

>>10284545
cilantro is great, I can't imagine not liking it.

Everything in the brassica oleracea group.

99th percentile taste buds btw

>>10285859
INFERIOR GENETICS

>>10284545
good job you're one of the 3rd of the population with the super taster gene that isn't allowed to like cilantro

>>10284545
Cilantro is my favorite food...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q56ZgE2m9N4

>>10285859
i think its more the fact that people who like the taste of coriander (im a bong) have quite a weak perception of some of the compounds responsible for the taste. Personally, to me it has an extremely chemical taste, as if i've sprayed frebreze into my mouth. In a lot of cases where food preference is determined in part by a person's genome, ignorance is literally bliss

>>10289804
this

>>10284831
what possesses a person to type like a complete meme? Is it the lack of personality?

>>10290542
>Retard
Yes.. yes you are. A huge one.

Sweet potatoes, squash of all kinds, yogurt, melon of all kinds, cucumber, ketchup, whole or chunks of tomatoes but I do fine with sauce/sundried/not chunky salsa

Broccoli, I fucking hate broccoli. It sucks too because I'm trying to eat better and everyone suggests that to eat.

I used to love mushrooms, but since I had a really bad psychedelic shroom trip, most of them remind me of the taste of the psyches and gross me out

>>10290542
Mirpoix is like, the most simple fucking thing you could possibly know about cooking. Please leave this board or do what your kind is supposed to do and post another McChicken thread

>>10284586
Canned olives are awful. I love the ones in jars like Kalamatas though.

>>10284545
you eT ;; IT AS A SOICE THAT ACCOMPANIES OTHER FOOD

>london broil

I like peas as an ingredient or a part of something but I do not want to fucking eat a pile of bland green balls by itself

>>10284545
>IT TASTES LIKE FUCKING MINTY BATTERY ACID

I had apparently never tasted cilantro before a couple of years ago, when a buddy and I stopped in to check out Mr.Miguel’s, a new Mexican restaurant in the neighborhood (Ryan, north of 11 Mile Rd in Warren MI).

I ordered a wet burrito and when I took the first bite, it was disgusting and tasted like fucking soap and I thought maybe the plate still had soapy water on it from the dishwasher but before I bitched about to the waitress, my buddy pointed out that it had cilantro all over it.

I choked it down, as it wasn’t the restaurant’s fault but now I will always ask if something has cilantro on it.

(also, I’ve renamed the restaurant Soapy Miguel’s)

>>10284937
>Liver, it literally tastes like vomit. How can people eat this stuff?

I love liver & onions and get it anytime it's on the menu.

>>10284545
i get my revenge of cilantro by using Parsley on dishes i make

my sis hates it but that's what you get for putting cilantro in my salad.

The smell of cilantro makes me sick, like I get a whiff and I feel my throat tighten. I'm a cashier where we get a lot of Hispanic customers, when it's in season I can smell it from their cart (I hadn't been able to smell it for the last several months, but recently it hit me like a truck, so maybe it's just stronger in season when it's not cold?)

>>10285006
you don't like them because eggs are bitter

>>10289951
Fuck everyone who posts like that. Go die in a fire.

I hate mozzarella
>stringy
>has barely any flavor
>only good on pizza

>>10284937
>pig liver
? I thought people ate beef liver mostly

>>10296669
>stringy
You must be thinking of string cheese.

Cucumber. Seriously fuck that shit.

My tortoise likes it but he's a fucking idiot. Can't even do simple addition and multiplication so why should I trust anything the little fucker says?

My dog doesn't like my tortoise he borks muchly whenever they meet. My dog doesn't like cucumber. I like my dog. Fuck my tortoise.

>>10296709
Lambs liver is best

>>10284545
Not only do I have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap (found out in gen chem or ochem) but I am actually allergic to cilantro. First time I ate pho- swollen throat. Guacamole from Mexican restaurant? Swollen throat. Am I missing something really good or is cilantro meme status like avocado, pretzel, all that bullshit (eel is a 10 to give reference to what I like).

>>10298102
>missing something really good
fraid so anon :(

smells good, never had it.

>>10298102
It's pretty good. Not like change your life good but moreover, it makes up a lot of some really good cuisines.

Sorry, m8.

For reference, I think I'd be more pissed about strawberries but less pissed about shellfish. Maybe on par with honey? These are common allergies if you're wondering why I picked them.

>>10289951
replying to more that 5 posts should be a bannable offence

>>10284586
>tfw used to eat whole cans of black olives as a snack
Pretty good desu, I'd still do it except now that many olives makes my tummy angry.