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10281925 No.10281925 [Reply] [Original]

I wanna live nextdoor to Bob and be his friend. He's my ultimate cooking friendfu.

>> No.10281928

Bob seems chill.
his family blows
let's run away Bob... Run away and make burgers.

>> No.10282020

>>10281925
Bob is not real anon, really sorry.

>> No.10282044

>>10281925
One of the few recipe books I actually bought

>> No.10282124

>>10282044

As opposed to El Bulli or The Food Lab.

>> No.10282206

>>10282124
PDFs are just fine for those

>> No.10282225

Bob's a very stupid Mexican who has an Amerimutt family with a failing business and makes pretentious, barely par burgers and makes tons of bad decisions due to his lack of assertiveness and virtue signalling.

>> No.10282924

>>10282225
A comedy about a smart, successful, well loved chef that everyone appreciates would be boring anon. Get with the program.
Plus, his burgers are actually really good, it’s why the show’s premise is ironic- he’s a great burger cook struggling against circumstance.

I’d eat at Bob’s on the regular if I could.

>> No.10283254
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>>10282044
I've tried several recipes from it. They've all been legit so far.

>> No.10283442

>>10281925
You will never be Teddy.

>>10282044
You dumb fucking sucker. Bet you rioted at Rotten Ronnie's for your fucking cartoon Szechuan sauce too, didn't you? Inbred moron.

>> No.10283691
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>>10283442
>You will never be Teddy.

>> No.10283826

>>10282225
I always thought he was italian.
That or middle eastern

>> No.10283831

>>10283826
Either way they have to go back

>> No.10283851

>>10282924
Yeah, every time someone actually tries his burgers, they're said to be good. That's like the one thing he has going for him.

>> No.10283854

>>10282044
I just bought the World of Warcraft and Game of Thrones ones and I'm impressed by them

>> No.10283887

>>10283851
from what I seen on the show bob goes out of his way to buy quality ingredients from local business. He spends the extra money, even though his business is failing because he refuses to compromise on quality. He has pride in his burgs and I can respect that about Bob, the factitious burger man.

>> No.10284687

>>10281925
I bet his burgers and daughter are delicious.

>> No.10284699

>>10283254
you over stuffed your bacon wrapped dates anon

>> No.10284705

What race are they supposed to be?

>> No.10284930

>>10284705
they look Portuguese almost, although Belcher is far from that

>> No.10284967

>>10283887
His nemesis is an olive garden knockoff that specializes is frozen food microwaved and dashed with "italian seasoning" paired with bottom shelf wine. Its every small restaraunt owners struggle.

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>>10281925
>>10282924
>>10283887
Bob's a chief when it comes to burgers. He grinds his own beef daily, he's training his kids in running their own business, he thinks up a burger du jour off the top of his head, he's always busting ass to keep his business moving and his kids taken care of. Bob's a straight-up G.

>>10282225
>>10283826
>>10283831
>>10284705
>>10284930
Limp-dick faggots that can't watch a fucking cartoon with trying to spin their stupid racist agenda on it.

>> No.10284992

>>10284967
His rival also hires transvestites to indulge his poopy diaper fetish.

>> No.10285009

>>10284987
>Limp-dick faggots that can't watch a fucking cartoon with trying to spin their stupid racist agenda on it.

I'm confused. Are you supposed to notice race, or not? Because when I get upset that a violent mugging occurs, I'm apparently being racist because the mugger is black. And when I notice that blacks do a lot of violent crime against white people, I'm a racist because I'm not supposed to notice race.

>> No.10285017

>>10285009
On a cartoon that never mentions it? No. Quit trying to push your stupid agenda where it doesn't relate. Go back to your daily mutual masturbation sessions on voat for that.

>> No.10285026

>>10284992
>Health inspector is out to get him
>Theres constant rumors of shady shit happening in his burger joint
>All sides are restaraunts run bypeople who are far worse but have a cleaner appearance
>puts his heart and soul into his food and everyone who actually eats it loves it, they wont come through the door for reasons that are 90% nothing to do with the food
Who was the original writer? Did he actually own a burger joint because this is spot on

>> No.10285038

>>10284987
Wew lad.
I just said that i thought he was italian. Not sure what you were reading.

>> No.10285062

>>10284987
>straight up G

he has mental health issues, can barely pay rent, and by most estimates they should be on food stamps. Its a 26 seat burger joint that barely ever has customers, he's struggling to make ends meet.

>> No.10285125
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10285125

How can anyone watch this trash? It's more unfunny than Rick and Morty.

>> No.10285406

>Reddit's burgers

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>>10285125
>>10285406

>> No.10286494

>>10281925
one of the dumbest shows i've ever seen

>> No.10286551

>>10285125
rick and morty isn't a bad show, it just has annoying fans

>> No.10286597

>>10281925

His kitchen would be fun. Hang out and make food during dry spells.

>> No.10286642

>>10285017
>americans

>> No.10286893

>>10286642
Because if it were Europe there would be and outrage over the lack of interracial couplesl.

>> No.10287267

>>10281925
I wonder how big the city they're in is? I know its the premise, but there's no way a relatively small city wouldn't eventually treat cheap and high quality burgers as a local landmark

>> No.10287701

>>10287267
It's a town obsessed with Lobster and Seafood in general, anon. One of the running jokes is that outside of Bob's family, Mort, Teddy & Mr. Fishoeder nobody would know what a good burger was if it came up and bit them.

>> No.10287723

>>10284699
Yeah, I know. My bad.
Thanks for the actual food-relared constructive criticism on this god forsaken board. It's painfully rare these days.

>> No.10288445

I really hate his children, the show would be better with just bob, probably get rid of linda too

>> No.10289147

>>10285009
But yet yall stay silent when getting butt fucked by white collar banks on your mortgage right. Or when banks created tons of fake account with others identity to make profits.

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>>10289147
What is happening?!

>> No.10289201

>>10289163
your brain is trying desperately to understand nigger. it is useless, so please don't have a stroke.

>> No.10289391

>>10286551
The third season got really shitty really fast honestly.