[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

File: 21 KB, 300x225, C2036DCB-69A0-44AD-AAF0-F6ACE0BE78F8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:05:00 2018 No.10280515 [Reply] [Original]

Andrew Zimmern is coming over for dinner!

Quick! What do you cook for him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:05:53 2018 No.10280522 >>10280515 Oatmeal with walnuts and durian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:08:57 2018 No.10280535 >>10280515 Pozzed nigger cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:11:57 2018 No.10280551 Crack

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:12:31 2018 No.10280552 >>10280515 Something I have to stab to death with a dull knife in a fly infested jungle then cook the tape worms out of

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:35:48 2018 No.10280684 I take all of the vegetable peels and leftovers out of the bin then fry them up in olive oil and garlic, stir them through some pasta and shave on some parmesan and pour on some truffle oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:36:54 2018 No.10280692 File: 51 KB, 600x646, shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:41:25 2018 No.10280712 Biscuits and gravy. Home made all the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:44:16 2018 No.10280729 >>10280692 who is this spunk succubus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:44:46 2018 No.10280732 >>10280515 literally anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:45:12 2018 No.10280736 >>10280515 Take a shit and trick him into thinking it's a delicacy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:48:44 2018 No.10280767 >>10280515 That dead rodent I saw on the road while walking my dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:49:43 2018 No.10280775 >>10280515 Something Kosher, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:51:37 2018 No.10280788 >>10280729 That's a dude. >>10280775 He doesn't keep kosher. He's a fucking chef.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:52:20 2018 No.10280797 >>10280788 >He's a fucking chef is he though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:52:35 2018 No.10280799 >>10280788 >That's a dude. I know

Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:54:07 2018 No.10280808 [DELETED]

File: 39 KB, 607x400, 84F3A424-9EFC-44FF-A723-44BC9F905BEF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

*takes a bite

>”Wow. Just great. It’s rich, gamey, has some kick to it, sweet, it’s succulent, sweet while also it’s sour, it’s warm like a nigger in an abandoned house in Atlanta during mid summer trying to steal copper wire, but it’s also cold like the heart of my ex wife, just fabulous. Thank you so much.”

Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:56:05 2018 No.10280813 [DELETED]

File: 55 KB, 537x354, 3CA60D43-DB7C-4121-9C0C-81CB8E9FD83C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

39 KB JPG
*takes a bite

>”Wow. Just great. It’s rich, gamey, has some kick to it, it’s succulent, sweet but at the same time sour, it’s warm like a nigger in an abandoned house in Atlanta during mid summer trying to steal copper wire, but it’s also cold like the heart of my ex wife, just fabulous. Thank you so much.”

Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:57:10 2018 No.10280819
File: 52 KB, 527x345, 77DB7A84-BABE-4F5B-9D5A-4C1A759F2C9A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

*takes a bite

>”Wow. Just great. It’s rich, gamey, has some kick to it, it’s succulent, sweet but at the same time sour, it’s warm like a nigger in an abandoned house in Atlanta during mid summer trying to steal copper wire, but it’s also cold like the heart of my ex wife, just fabulous. Thank you so much.”

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 17:59:43 2018 No.10280834 >>10280797 Yes. >>10280819 That season of Bizarre Foods with Raimi producing were weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 18:00:45 2018 No.10280841 >>10280834 was*

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 18:01:07 2018 No.10280843 File: 51 KB, 573x493, 3AED5DA5-402A-4BE5-83B8-01A3C2D87321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280834 >that episode in India where everything he eats is nasty and he has to lie to prevent hurting feelings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 18:02:09 2018 No.10280846 >>10280834 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 18:31:33 2018 No.10280987 File: 1.12 MB, 348x323, 1513380480290.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280819

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 18:35:33 2018 No.10281005 File: 154 KB, 683x1024, F2669810-1DDC-4503-9BD3-0B72CCE491F1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280819

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:01:45 2018 No.10281126 >>10280522 With a side of rancid camel meat and eggs in Tupperware

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:08:17 2018 No.10281159 >>10280515 I make steak and potatoes, pour two glasses of single malt scotch whiskey, if he doesn't like it he can get the fuck out of my house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:11:50 2018 No.10281175 >>10280515 Every time I see this guy's name I just think of George Zimmerman

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:14:55 2018 No.10281190 >>10280515 Steak & Eggs with Hash Browns and a Habanero Confit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:15:30 2018 No.10281195 File: 22 KB, 640x425, 6a00d8341c630a53ef014e5f9296b3970c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280819 A+

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:34:03 2018 No.10281281 >>10281175 SAme here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:35:18 2018 No.10281286 >>10280515 Pork schnitzel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:38:38 2018 No.10281303 >>10280729 How new

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 19:45:57 2018 No.10281332 >>10280515 arsenic filled donut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 21:45:33 2018 No.10281810 >>10281332 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 22:12:05 2018 No.10281929 as much as we make fun of him here, I love his shows

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 22:21:10 2018 No.10281971 >>10280551 >underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 22:25:06 2018 No.10281990 my dick slathered in barbecue sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 22:38:05 2018 No.10282060 >>10281929 SAme. Good guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 12 22:40:25 2018 No.10282064 >>10280515 i'd reschedule for next week at 4am two days before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 03:29:02 2018 No.10283059 File: 31 KB, 728x429, KABOOM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280535 /thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 03:55:22 2018 No.10283160 >>10280515 Chicken with poison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 04:13:15 2018 No.10283205 a whatever sandwich slimy turkey lunchmeat, a slice of american cheese with a few squirts of horseradish, sweet baby rays, diced spicy pickles, topped with salt and vinegar chips and tender chunks of beef jerky wallah

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 08:32:37 2018 No.10283639 >>10280515 Oats with gooseneck barnacles and walnuts because I hate the faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 08:44:54 2018 No.10283668 >>10280515 >he does a show with native americans >kept making shitty jokes about white people and how much they suck i'm a liberal and have repeatedly donated to native american charities but he's a douche

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 11:25:10 2018 No.10284129 >>10280515 Nothing. I'm not even going to open the door when he knocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 11:28:09 2018 No.10284141 >>10281175 I'd watch that cooking show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 11:30:40 2018 No.10284146 >>10280515 He should be in jail right now and you know it you bunch of fucking racists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 11:31:40 2018 No.10284150 >>10283668 >have repeatedly donated to native american charities You mean you played slot machines at their casinoes

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]