/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10280239
Piss off, retard.

>>10280239
kill yourself

>>10280239
Fuck off

Mods ban this piece of shit

>>10280239
For me, it's the McChicken®.

>I can't go the day without my carbonated sugary caffeine

Enjoy dying by age 50

>>10281051
>sip
>sugar

>>10281071
>he doesn't understand that manufactures manipulate their measurements in order to claim "0 sugar"
You are liek little babby

>>10280239
The best sip.

>>10280239

The most 'tarded meme by far.

>>10280243
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>>10281051
>>10281423

>tfw you are superior cuz u sip

For me it's Ultra Citron, the best sip

im having a white sip right now but im sleepy from dinner. i sort of am high too and want an accompanying snack. what do?

it's 10 PM and its time to sip muh bois!

>>10281927

Eat something like pretzels or a few cookies.

yo check my sip fridge

GET IN HERE BOIS
>>>/R9K/43809829

>>>/r9k/43809829

SIPSKI IN THE LIPSKI YEET YEET

>>10280428
>>10280445

somebody needs some sip therapy and chill :)

you people are even disgusting to the human filth of 4chan.

>>10281938
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>>10280239
Sip boys unite
Ignore the red bullies

>>10282030
awww somebody forgot to sip today :)

>>10282030

>Harmless meme
>ROOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT NOW

blue sips is best sips

OHHHH YEAHHH BOIS!!!!
SIP AND CHILL TIME XD

>>10282203
>look its a redditer who names his files

>>10282203
Sipping energizes your testicles, therefore this thread is the opposite of cucks, it's Chad Thundersipper :)

thread reported :^)

>>10282342

Announcing reports is bannable. Enjoy your vacation friend.

>>10282351
>implying

Are Monsterfags the Rick & Morty fans of food/cooking?

who here revolt? $1.18 at wallies and 240mg caffeine per can
the economical sip

LA CROIX BOIX REPORT IN

>>10281077
It's still zero sugar, faggot.

>>10280239
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>>10282661
Ive converted recently, rockstar is the way to go.

>>10282981
>he doesn't sip
u dont know the energy boost you're missing muh boi :)

ahhh that 5 AM sip got me shitposting hard today gonna keep posting till midnight bois

Fuck off back to /fit/ with your shitty ass attempt at a forced meme. Saged and hidden.

Do people actually drink garbage like this, or is it some meme drink for dumn kids?
Same question for Shark and Red bull while we are at it.

>>10283372
lol so triggered xD

>>10280239
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>>10282021
never change, sipposters

>this thread is still up

>>10280239
I don't get it.

>>10281949
get rid of those yoohoos and let's talk

LMAO CAN'T IMAGINE THIS

we back boiiiiiiiiiiis

>>10280239
Finally another SIP thread, was about to kill myself. Zero calorie and zero sugar bois are back.

bout to sip after i fix a snack

I recently cut out sips in order to help my gut flora by not bombing it with artificial sweeteners.

Monster shills are getting obnoxious, this is coming from a regular consumer of liquid cardiac arrest.

>>10284794
>was about to kill myself
Fuck, just a little bit longer......

Sip is the best meme this board has to offer

>>10285082
Unfortunately most of these idiots don't actually know what a sip is.

>be me
>new job
>brutal hours
>drink one sip throughout the day
>B vitamins and steady, safe caffine flow help me focus and perform
>lose weight thanks to zero sugar
>end up being fucking cut
>coworkers complement me
>always have a conversation starter when I hold a sip because people want to know what it is
>get female attention

haters BTFO

>>10285126
>>lose weight thanks to zero sugar
>>end up being fucking cut
>>always have a conversation starter when I hold a sip because people want to know what it is
The first two aren't true and the third would only be true if you lived outside of the US and Monsters were not a normal thing seen in every gas station.

>>10285126
>Working a job

Lmao

>>10285201
NEETs hate sips because wagechads are stealing all the roasties

really makes u think

>>10283375
Shit actually tastes pretty good and is relatively healthy compared to alternatives. Only issues are those tied with caffeine and that overconsumption can cause stomach problems, but otherwise it's not bad.

how many sips do you consume in a month?

>>10280239
Post your favorite sips
1. Original Rockstar
2. Original Monster
3. Original Red Bull

What should I try? I really love Rockstar and haven't found anything that comes close to how good it is. Tried the sour apple one and hated it.

>>10285154
Cutting out sugar is one of the easiest ways to lose weight for anyone

>>10285906
Bawls

>>10285930
Huh. I've never seen that where I'm from. Anything more common?

DEENZ NIGGUH

>>10285930
Bawls hardly even qualifies as an energy drink it has as much caffeine as a bottle of Mountain Dew. Still good though.

>walk to the sip store with a fellow sip bro after having a few brewskis and feeling the need for a sip
>see a new kind of sip called "unleaded"
>joke on the way home that it's probably caffeine free or something
>read the can
>it fucking is

>>10285440
i've been on 2 a day for a while with the occasional 3rd sip. probably around 65 sips per month at this rate

Red Bull is better

I could heem every here

im tired of sipboys thinking they're better than everyone else, all you sipboys aint anything, vaping will always be cooler than sipping, sipfags

>>10282661

Eco-sip bois

>>10287159
That is my favorite blue collar sip tbqh famiglia

tfw intolerant to caffeine, never used to drink coffe or even sipp

half espresso cup makes me jitter-awake-maniac when I'm sleep deprived
had a redbull once when I was 23, you may guess the outcome

>>10280239

>>10282016
Why did I laugh at this

>Be sensitive to caffeine.
>Thermos of coffee lasts me all day.
>Mfw.

>>10287410
>>10287259

that must be nice. Ever since I started drinking coffee when I was about 12 I've been able to drink 2-3 pots a day. I can drink it right up to bed time and fall asleep normally. I only drink it for taste these days.

S I P
I
P

B O I S
O
I
S

SIP

SIP

SIP

SIP

SIP

SIP

Ok. I am a siplet. I haven't tried Ultra in like 2 years. Tell me, is it bad for my health to drink too much of it?

that first sip of the day...

>>10288740
A white sip, good choice.

Can someone post that sip chart of the different flavors?

Can we all agree that he is literally r/ourguy?

>fell for the memes and tried a sip
>liked it enough to get a box for home
>roommate tries a sip
>buys the next box
It's spreading.

>>10289465
How?
I got white and purple one time because they were on sale and they tasted like soap

>>10289468
White tastes like diet lemonade to me, which I like. I'm not a fan of purple, but blue and black are good in their own way.

Absolute Zero is my morning hero. All else is trash.

>>10289482
Literally the worst option

>>10289465
The supermarket i go to is ALWAYS out of sips.

Makes me so mad.

>>10289513
May you aspirate your next sip for saying such blasphemy.

>a monster can filled with water instead of sugar syrup
10/10 ideal sip

>>10289572
Read the fucking can it says ZERO SUGAR you fcking retard. It's also more healthy then water cause it contains vitamins.

>>10289577
>It's also more healthy then water
Keep telling yourself that, fatty.

Back in my day we sipped Kaos monster. Is it still around?

>>10289577
Well you started off alright.

>>10289572

>>10280239

I don't consider myself a judgmental person, but whenever someone tells me that they "can't get through the day" without their energy drink/coffee, I can't help but think, "Damn, how weak are you? What would happen if you don't get your fix? Would you call in sick?"

>>10289922
It's exaggeration for humorous effect.

GET IN HERE /SIPBOYS/

>>10285906
>SIPPING ANYTHING BUT MONSTER WHITE ULTA ZERO

GTFO HERETIC

>>10280239
>Caring about the cost over taste
poors

A girl next to me on the bus was enjoying a sip.
Cute!

>>10288129
literally not a sip
gotta have dat zero sugar

>>10290154

Those have like 80mg of caffeine mayne. If it was a cost thing, I'd just get caff. pils, but I genuinely like the taste of the rockstar absolute zero line. Orange/Purple are currently my favorites, and have 240(!)mg in them

>>10285126
That's some real sip-spiration. Non-sips can't compete

Fucking newfags

>>10290896
I don't always want a hot bitter drink. Sometimes it's nice to have something cold and sweet

>>10290904
Literally add sugar

>>10290927
Why? The sugar will cut the bitterness, but it won't get rid of it, and cold coffee sucks dick. Why not just accept that different beverages are better in different moments?

>>10290936
>not maximizing the flow of caffeine into your veins
>"enjoyment" of flavor having any bearing on anything
And you call yourself a sipper

>>10290974
There is no reason not to just do caffeine pills at that point. Sipbois are not about max caffeine, they're about that first sip of the day

6 years ago i was hooked on the no carb no sugar monster, tried the zero ultra today and its just as good

im gonna have a fake soda stream redbull cranberry (red sip) soon

>>10290154
REDBULLIES GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

I rail amphetamines and sleep like a baby but a single can of monster keeps me up all night.

>>10290183
If she sips she strips

>>10291043
Make me, faggot. Fact: sippers have no body strength

>>10283543

>>10280239
looks like the interns got hired again for spring break

Caffeine fucks me up I have bought 2 energy drinks the past 5 years one was a red bull the other one was a NOS. A red bull will seriously last me all day. I just drink a cup of coffee in the morning and I am good, any more and I am jacked on it with heart palpitations and sweating.

>>10280239
>white
>not red or violet

Garbage, that shit's just blue in a different can.

>>10292284
Blue and White do not taste remotely similar, what the fuck are you on?

You fucks better not be meming me.
>that first sip of the day

>>10293503
Alright, I get it, thanks bros.

>>10280239
Sips keep America (Israel) safe

>>10293518
good goy

>>10286003
Your kidney stones will be placed on St Helens

>>10293518
>The sip that saved murica

>>10293751
>implying i don't exclusively drink water outside of my sips

Is this the greatest mixer out there?

>>10294389
>not understanding that this doesn't mean shit
The absolute state of /sipfags/

>yfw they just found out that energy drinks cause mental retardation
and suddenly the 'sip boys' (gay as all fuck, btw) faggotry makes perfect sense. No wonder you're all so fucking stupid.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/the-scary-link-between-energy-drinks-and-brain-174346481.html
https://nypost.com/2017/10/13/mans-love-of-energy-drinks-leads-to-brain-hemorrhage/
https://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/what-to-drink/energy-drinks-trigger-depression-and-anxiety
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/diet-nutrition/a13914836/scientific-link-energy-drinks-mental-health-issues/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4930366/how-drinking-red-bull-or-monster-is-damaging-your-physical-and-mental-health/

>>10294395
can't tell if you're stupid or trolling.

Fell for the /sip/ meme, it actually tastes really good!

I'm a bit put off by the aftertaste, the lingering sickly sweet isn't the best, but the actual liquid is among the best i've had.

fuck why is this so addicting, i started with 1 can per day and now i'm up by two.

Everytime i drink a monster my dick gets rockhard, why?

>>10294408
This is funny, I tell sipfags they are retarded and I probably have tires more than they have. I tried 115 different "sips" and then stopped drinking them, I have had about 150 energy drinks in my lifetime. NOS, Bawls, and Mexican coke are the best energy drinks, everything else is like drinking battery acid and vomit mixed together. I drink coffee now.

>>10294408
Didn't' even get past correlation in the study, I think a better analysis would be people that drink energy drinks were already retarded.

>>10294796
*tried

>>10294417
Neither: water isn't some magical solvent that prevents kidney stones, you absolute mongrel.

If you consume enough of something with potential adverse effects, it doesn't matter how much water you drink: you are still increasing the odds that you will be impacted in some way. You aren't going to get away with dumping that shit in your body forever.

I don't feel anything when I drink these. Is there a reason?

>>10294834

>>10295088
yeah you might be a faggot

>>10283206
Not much really, monsters extremely weak shit. Let me know once you start chugging 2-3 of these a day.

>>10295137
There is absolutely no reality where 2 or 3 energy drinks (or sodas, or any processed garbage like that) a day are good for you, no matter how much extra water you drink (which I could almost guarantee you don't drink enough of anyway).

Have fun posting memes when you're passing those stones, you literal moron.

>>10295163
Kidney stones arn't even that bad, you gogurt your dick for like 20 minutes and it comes out

>>10295444
I had 3 of them. They fucking suck.

>>10295470
Urethlets, when will they learn?

>>10295160
see
>>10290978

>>10280239
>zero sugar
>1 g of artificial sweetener
>still tastes as if actually sweetened

what the fuck am i drinking

>>10295894
Liquid kidney stones

Y'all have really slowed down with the sip edits.

>>10295960
/r/

>>10295960

>>10280239
>Drinking sugar piss water that rots your teeth
Enjoy having dentures at 35, children

>>10296007
>living past 27
look at this gay

>>10296007
ZERO sugar, soyboy.

>>10296030
this

For me it's the Brunswick Pepper Herring the best canned fish

White Monsters are disgustingly tart, real sips should be sweet.

how is the purple monster

>>10282865
>>10296110
Good goys, believe all the /sips/ marketing and keep consuming. Never question your manufacturing overlords.

I bet y'all don't even have the best sipp

oc

>>10295534
kek

>>10295750
Considering the poster I replied to only mentioned energy and not enjoying his beverage, you're quite literally moving the goal posts you fucking Faggot.

>>10290978
Caffeine pills do not maximize flow of caffeine into your veins. You want it in liquid form, carbonated for rapid uptake, and alongside select other chemicals which supercharge its effectiveness.

>>10297442
You're consuming it orally either way, whether it's liquid or a pill doesn't matter.

>>10295444
>the pain of kidney stones is centered on passing them
I guarantee you've never had one. I like sips as much as anyone, but he's right, kidney stones are arguably the most pain you can feel, and I would never willingly go through it again. I never knew you could vomit from pain alone before that.

>>10297442
This is mostly false, Mix your energy drink with aspirin, ephedra or arginine and you'll be having a good time.

>>10297458
That's just not true.

>>10294408
>nypost
>thesun
>correlative studies in mainstream tabloids
wait who has brain damage here exactly? you?

>>10297502
Prove it. You're the one asserting that liquid is more effective for absorbing caffeine

Team sip reporting
Might buy bulk b vitamins and sugar free lemonade mix and a carbonator for unlimited sips

>>10297509
Prove that liquids enter the bloodstream more rapidly than solids? Do I really have to explain basic digestion to you?

>>10297115

>>10297505
>just looked at the link names and didn't read anything
Enjoy those sips.

>>10297827

>>10297827
nice, but white is the ultimate sip, edit both bottles to white.

>>10280239
Was wondering when /sg/ would return

>>10299301
Is that Review as a baby?

>>10294408
The premise of all of these shitty articles is that energy drinks make you more hyper and therefore likely to hit your head on something which is fucking stupid. The rest say that if you drink 3+ servings a day you are more at risk for depression and anxiety which goes without saying. None of the articles state that drinking energy drink physically gives you brain damage damage.

>>10299301
top quality edit

when is the best time to sip?

>>10300054
nobody cares if you live under a rock

>>10300059
morning to tolerate wageslavery or evening if you plan to shitpost all night

>not realizing high caffeine consumption lowers your energy levels over time
I never want to go back to it.

theres that moment when sips cannot make you feel again full of caffeine so you just feel bad all the day

>sad_pepe.jpg

>>10300402
It does but again, in moderation anon

I have a sip friday and saturday night so I can go long into the night. No issues with energy levels during the week.

>>10284791
>tfw used to have that exact pair of oakleys

>>10297433
The energy blend in Monster Ultra is chemically balanced to provide the optimal sip. Idk what gas station brand you posted but you can't simply copy the formula.

>>10300690
>his heart grew teeth

fucking badass!

>>10300059
Anytime

>>10287159
best sip

Why not just drink Hyde Power Potion with 350mg caffeine and 0 cals, or VPX bang with 300 caffeine and 0 cals

>>10285126
hey congrats anon, keep up the self improvement man, we're all gonna make it

I slept for two hours last night
Got IMPORTANT BUSINESS to take care of

There are sips in the house (white 1s)

I haven't sipped in years... is this my moment to shine?

>>10297026
This stuff has weird taste to it. It's almost like milk'ish. Weird but good. Though i could not drink this too much. Really mushy taste.

I was drinking 3-4 sips a day at a point last year and it ended with me catching the flu and being sicker than I've ever been. I haven't had one since.

>>10303027
energy drinks lower immune system

ITT Sperg Juice.

just sipped

>drank my cup of coffee this morning
>am at uni working on thesis
>want a sip really bad
>can't sip because I'll have friends over this evening for Yakuza 0 and sips
>suffering

>>10280243
This whole "sip" meme is fucking /b/ level autism, but what's up with your old and sad meme format?

>>10282865
Oh boy I sure do love corn syrup, and artificial chemices that give me cancer and make me impotent.

>>10282016
Sorry you need to be over 14 to sucessfully pretend to be 18 and post here.

>>10291672
This. Stupid fucking shills threads

>>10303509
>>10303513
>>10303515
>>10303523
The fun same fag posters have on saturday everyone

>come home from boring Uni class
>roll a joint
>pop a nice cold white Monster
>first sip after a few hits

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10303668

Haven't had a sip in years. I miss them.

>>10302138
cuz sips are tasty and have a moderate 140mg of caffeine

>>10287159
I can't find this one anymore at my local Walmarts. Rip. They were a dollar each. I'm quite upset about it

>>10300054
>nonsipper detected

Tfw I've been drinking monsters for like 6 years now, and I just went off my parents health care plan and now two of my molars are rotted and nasty. Why would monsters betray me like this?

>>10303668
Fuck yes sip threads are back. I went back to /fit/ last month because the new /ck/ janitors were on an anti-sip jihad or whatever, but it looks like we're back boys.

>sip threads come and go bros
>but you know we stay

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>10305759
You didn't practice good sip hygiene, i.e., brushing teeth

>tfw can't find Jolt Cola anywhere these days

I liked the orange and yellow flavors until they stopped shipping them to my store. I guess I was the only one buying them.

I volunteer at a food bank and they had a pallet of sips they couldn't give away so I took what I could carry.
I'm fuckin set lads

>>10289513

Bullshit. Blue sip is number 2 sip after mighty white.

>>10289867
>>10289867

Dude that has sugar in it. Do you know how bad that is for you?

Please somebody explain this to me, so sips are just energy drinks? Are they that good?

Also aren't these expensive? I'm in Canada though

Is this welcome here?

try being an econo sipper and adjusting the caffeine levels in your drank friendos.

you crack sipper fags cant hang with my five hour enduro fagcentrency

i'm more of a gfuel man nowadays
zero ultra is still top tier though

>no mom you don't understand i need all this energy for long nights playing video games and shitposting online!
>IT'S ZERO SUGAR MOM IF I HAVE ONLY 12 IT'S LIKE I'M DRINKING WATER

>>10306317
I've actually gone over to just this instead of energy drinks. Been pretty good so far.

>>10306426
You can only get this agitated if you dont sip bud.

>>10306431
yes i enjoy this product better than monsters. my friend at work has been drinkind about 4 20oz. monsters a day for about 6 months. health problems are brewing for him and he is suffering from an enlarged prostate for over using monsters, and the size of his prostate is larger than a softball right now !

First day on this board
what is going o\n

>>10280239
>not doing blow throughout the day to stay sharp

Kek, enjoy your soda faggot

>>10306097

Lucky motherfucker.

>>10306317
Not a sip

>>10297026
Not a sip

>>10296407
Not a sip

>>10306097
Can't find a single sip in there

>>10306243
No

The amount of non sippers and redbullies in here

>>10307536
based

>>10283375
I think that Monster tastes better and more "exotic" than other energy drinks. I dont really drink anything other than water/coffee/tea, but sometimes I just crave one.

When you take the first sip of the day

how is Monster Hydro?

quick OC
>mfw I see a non-sipper

i'm casually passing by, can i fit in?

>>10280239
This is just as bad as Log posting.

>>10308978
not a sip bro

im sorry, you'll have to either upgrade or move on

>>10309178
so what are the main points?

>caffeine
>sugary
>artificial

>>10309244

Sips are ALWAYS (In order from most general requirement to most specific)

>Monster
>Ultra
>Nutrients and no sugar

>>10309244
Only Monster white patrician version.

And Redbull in rare EU cases where ppl dont have access to Monster

I shouldn't judge people, but some actions are better than others, and some things aren't good for you.

t. oldfag who literally made a pyramid of empty cans of sips on my table. I was high most of the time I gamed it out and the rush was too good to say no to back then. Weak willed and too freely spirited.

Vanilla wow. Hustlers. Cup noodles. A stream of empty carbs so long I want to go back in time and slap myself out of the addiction I jokingly cultivated. Luckily I didn't start off before I was well out of my puberty, because had I started a few years earlier I unironically probably would have gotten diabeetus from it. It probably was the sugar and caffeine combi that got me into weed aswell.

Some people handle the rush well, others don't. Refind sugar is statistically worse in terms of addiction than cocaine.

If I ever get kids I'd label sugar as a drug unfit for developing people, along with caffeine as a stimulant and unfit for people who aren't mentally developed, which is about the age of 24, and also not compatible with jittery or nervous types as I am myself.

Lazy bums might get a push from well prepared brews of coffee, if given to them by others or a part of a social ritual.

Stimuants and rituals might be a bit compatible, but, there really are so many things out there we as human beings shouldn't deal with so we can retain our naturally given balance in body, mind and spirit.

Don't get me started on weed.

>Took my first ever sip today
Tasted pretty good

>>10309374
Yeah too bad it turned you gay

>>10308934

Saved.

>>10289560
May I use this reply in my everyday conversation?

There's no point in banning these threads, if you don't care about sips just don't click on the fucking thread.

Sip threads actually bring me a lot of joy so it'd be cool if we could all enjoy our niches.

People who do not like sip threads go back to your fucking sous vide reverse-sear threads.

>>10289598
No I haven't seen those in forever but you just reminded me. Weren't they still carbonated? A non-carbonated sip sounds not good.

>>10289922
For people who drink caffeine everyday you get to a baseline where you need caffeine to just feel normal and if you don't drink it then you start getting really irritable and tired, takes a few days to overcome it.

However sipping every day still makes me feel good so ill continue instead of living caffeine-free; where's the fun in that?

>>10309857
Lol you're a fucking faggot.

>>10296344

mmmm, that is my camping food treat.

>4800'
>near mountain stream
>climb out of tent on 3rd day
>35 miles into forest
>Pull out last can of Brunswick Lemon&Pepper
>gonna be a good day....

>>10310057
The real deal begins whe you get to work on yourself and get to the point of peace and love where euphoria can't compete.

Still, a cup of coffe can be fun. In moderation. Too much will kill you.

Fuck yes sip threads are back

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

Any bros tried this one yet?

>>10310354
nice

>>10310354

Why not sip a Zevia?

>>10310354
fake and gay

I picked up these from Big Lots, surprisingly enough. Apparently all of them are discontinued and West Coast exclusive (I live in Maine). Mojito was absolute shit, like drinking limeade after brushing your teeth. Trying the others this week.

>>10282661
Tried this the other day after seeing this post. Pretty good! It's like Mt. Dew Black Out meets grape Jolly Ranchers. Would buy again.

>>10306097
God I wish that were me. What'd you get?

>>10310354
gake and fay

YeeeeeES

>>10309352
What's wrong with weed homie?

Monster import best sip
>Tasty as fuck
>Built in rotating cap that you can't lose
Only con:
>poor liquid flow

>tfw missed train because they had sugarfree redbull in the store

>>10281938
I used to do this at least once a week and feel like such a retard

>>10314145
why feel like a retard?

>>10314145
you have to do it at least once a day so you wont feel anything again

>>10313614
I've done this before.... luckily you only have to wait about 15 mins for the next bus where I live.

can I join in?

>>10315594
No. Kys you're selve, kiddo.

>>10296407
If you think Zero Ultra is tart you have the palette of a 5 year old

i’m creating a marketing plan for a class project and mine is about sips

how would you market sips to a stacy? they’re turned off from the autistic marketing we love

>>10296474
tastes like grape

>>10297442
In my experience taking caffeine as a pill gives you the biggest jolt, I can drink a 240mg rockstar and feel fine but you take a 200mg caffeine pill, 30 minutes later palms sweating and the heart is fucking beating; you feel like a real tweeker.

>>10315706
Someone did this for a master’s thesis, I think. Marketing monster to young women. I saw it online. Look around and you’ll probably find it.

>>10315726
can’t seem to find it, but thanks.

>>10315706
ultra 0 is actually the most popular among women

FUCK YOUR ENERGY DRINKS

Fuck off, queers.

>>10316733
>>10316742
man wtf get your shit together

>>10316733

>Oliver just jelly his shitty brit take on Italian food when tits up when sips are through the roof

>>10295444
>Kidney stones aren't that bad lol SIPBOIS

Bored at work and whipped up some super shitty OC while sippin. Enjoy

>>10281949
This /ck/ boy fucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>10316872
Those are gallstones, but the concept is roughly the same. I had kidney stones two years ago, they laid me out for several weeks. The only sleep I got was from being so tired that I couldn't stay awake any longer because the pain kept me awake. Not even the morphine could bring the pain down. They damaged my left kidney, my life is fucking awful.

>>10317402
damn this shit was 10 years ago

>>10317336
Sip OC is always welcome

>>10290154
the sweetness in this shit hurts my fucking teeth, it's revolting

>>10283559
Yoohoos are the only thing in that fridge worth drinking.

R8 my sip kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fokj5ote8co

>>10319401
I think this is very good and you're doing well with not spamming too many annoying meme things and cuts in there

HOWEVER, I feel like a bit more editing could be healthy.

For example, the surfer wave video file could be intercut more in the first half of the video with the excellent tunnel and seawater footage, with the second part being sped up more. Maybe have the lads footage slighty shaky with a high speed space light blended into the background.
Or maybe a third escalation once the sip is being sipped.

>>10308743

>>10281998
no tap-outs/no cop-outs idgt igr

>that first white or yellow sip, with that perfect fridge chill, when you come home from a long day at work

Is there a greater taste boys?

>>10320591
Yes a blue sip

rest in piss, best flavor

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

/sipwave/

>>10294468
>Fell for the /sip/ meme, it actually tastes really good!
Then you didn't fall for a meme at all, some things are better than real life