/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10278927

Clearly there a lot of little egg rolls to get that far, and refrigerated genetics.

>>10278927
Yesterday I ate two entire boxes of girl scout cookies

>>10278959
yesterday I ate two girl scouts.

>>10278965

>>10278965
Yesterday I ate out two girl scouts.

>>10278977
Yesterday two girl scouts ate some cookies

>>10278981
Yesterday a big cookie ate a bunch of girl scouts.

>>10279000
CHECKED

>>10279000
Please include me in the screencap

>>10278977
Can you describe the taste?

>>10278927
is that mold growing on the left (right) leg?

>>10278927
How does this man defecate and urinate?

>>10279081
Through the power of tubes

Wonder if he gets any pity sex.

"Just a taste, James," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.

his bum is on backwards

>>10279066
Salty milk and coins

>>10279107
Jesus.

>>10278927
How the fuck do you manage to get so fat?

>>10278927
POP OFF, JAMES!

>>10278927
For the love of God someone take a loufa to his nasty-ass calves.

>>10278977
>>10279000
>>10279066
>>10279088
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>>10279081
He has a catheter for the piss. And it must have been a full day's project to get it in him. It's hard enough on people half that size.

For shitting I'm guessing he just shits and they clean him up as well as they can. He probably has massive bacterial and fungal infections in all the skin folds since they're constantly dirty and moist.

>>10279151
You sure it wasn't watery hotdog flavor?
>the superior Girl Scout cookie coming through
>they don't do devil's food cake so I gotta settle with this

>>10278927
>The fat acceptance movement will defende this THICC boi and his fucked leg.
HUE

>>10278927
dude i'm so glad to be a natural skeleton

>>10279107
Hey, can you not? Thanks.

>>10279262
That man is live’n the dream.

>>10278927
>regrets
his whole life says 'i regret nothing'

*reg roll

>>10278927
>There are people who would rather live like this guy than just eat like a normal person.

When are we going to start treating morbid obesity like the mental disorder it clearly is?

>>10279763
Desu junk food should be unhealthier just so fatties can die faster.

isn't he dead?

>>10279763
>>There are people who actually support fatties and keep telling these white whales that they are "beautiful"

America was a mistake.

Are there any other countries that tolerate the super obese like the u.s. does? I find it hard to believe that any other country would subsidize a human blob and let it get to that condition

>>10279763
It's definitely either mental illness or a symptom of mental illness to get that big.

Was she having those two loaves with nothing?

>>10279852

this is just mental illness. who the fuck would find that attractive?

>>10279852
>keep telling these white whales that they are "beautiful"

This isn't the real problem. The real problem is the people who tell them that they're "healthy" and that losing weight and keeping it off is impossible for them because they're "naturally" obese.

Beauty is subjective, but people who enable an (almost) global health crisis by denying science make my blood pressure boil.

>>10278927
Jesus Christ where's his fucking dick?

Sugar kills. Use sweetener, people

>>10279921
He doesn't fuck, so he doesn't have a fucking dick. Just a plain one. Somewhere.

>>10279899
The UK is pretty fat.

>>10279938
Sweeteners cause cancer, just don't eat sweet stuff at all.

>>10278927
Huge balls

>>10279243
If they wash its skin it will probably just fall off.

>>10279939
You can follow the skin rot from where he pissed and shit himself... then the catheter that disappears into the fold of fat.

>>10279956

>>10279852
How can wh*te boys even compete?

>>10279827
Good for the west's governments, anyway.
A docile, fat population is less likely to have the impetus to revolt.
For the workplace, you can just bully fatties because they learned to not fight. Just eat their worries when they get home.

>>10278927
He should be the mascot for Golden Corral.

>>10278927

>>10279763
Binge eating already is classified as a psychological disorder, senpai

>>10279899
UK
Saudi Arabia
Mexico
Paific Islanders

>>10279938
sweetener tastes like ass and is probably shit on your body. Use honey.

>>10278965
Im jelly

>>10279852

I wonder who is going to stab the other one first? The obvious & oblivious black immigrant, or the 400lb vain fat cow?

>>10278927
>when everything is fat except your dick

>>10280235
For many people it is psychological, but it can just as well be physical too. Leptin resistance for one, which is the hormone that gives normal people the "I've had enough" feeling. This hormone sometimes stops working for people who then become lards.

>>10278927
>regrets
He started over-eating when after his father died and house burned down. When he was young, his father married a women with kids so the family blew up from like three to seven people, making food scarce. So that habit of eating when you can was detrimental to his coping when shit got fucked up.

>>10279899
The world record hamplanet was Mexican.