/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10278257

>>10278293
Hearty kek

>>10278257
>bagged bread

the fuck is that?

>>10278306
Bread, but in a bag.

>>10278257
>me on the bottom right

Used to be chaotic good but Uk bread goes stale in two days like all the other shit food here so now its in the fridge

>>10278257
>twist, use bag clip, tuck and freeze
FULL SPECTRUM DOMINANCE

>>10278257
Where my /C H A O T I C G O O D B O Y S/ at?

>>10278257
I alternate between lawful good and chaotic good.
Anyone still use a breadbox these days? I used to see them but I can't even remember what they were really like anymore. Opinions?

>>10278257
>>10278561
Chaotic Good is canonically the greatest and most common of all alignments as it is. It being the same in bread is no surprise.

>>10278354
Maybe check the best before label before you buy it you spastic

>>10278600
Nigga, I've had breast last almost two months from a twist and tuck. Swear on my PC.

>>10278615
breast milke?

>>10278561
Chaotic good reporting in

>>10278607
Everything in your shit country lasts a week at most, I can't wait to get out of here

>>10278293
>keep blackness black

>>10278646
No, it doesn't - you're clearly incapable of storing food correctly if your food goes stale in two days. Please fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from

>>10278615
Do you live in a refrigerator?

>>10278815
Just what are you trying to imbly, Anon?

>>10278610
get that shit off my /ck/

>>10278257
chaotic good AND true neutral, get on my level plebs

>>10278257
you only reclose the bag with a clip if you know you have roaches

>>10278257
hahaha,
lol,
I get it!
The joke is that there are people that think they care about cooking, but they still buy (((bread))) that comes in a bag, or,
*ROFL*
(((bread))) that is even pre-sliced…
Fuck, I'm dying here.

>>10278293
how to know when a person doesn't eat fruit

>>10278646

>being too retarded to store bread properly

you know you're not supposed to leave it out in the open right, you're meant to seal it.

>>10279379
autism

>>10279383
I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS ON A ROSE ON THE GREY

woter melon nigga

>>10279383
I always leave it out in the open, because I'm too lazy to buy or make me a good bread box, but sealing it? Hell no! It'll just get moldy in no time. Some linen or paper bag works, but I'll just place it cut side down to stop it drying too much.

>>10278303
That's in St. Pete Florida, went there with an ex.

>>10278561
Twist and tuck master race

>Soft, pre-sliced bread

>>10278321
i really really like this image

>>10278257
lawful evil checking in

>>10278561
Ayyyooooo

>>10278615
rip kidneys

>>10278257
Neutral evil here. Pullsmans bread is all the same. I usually just may a soft-knot and tuck before freezing. Pre-sliced is only good for sandwiches.

And I freeze decent bread too sometimes using aluminum ties; reheating in the oven with a brush of milk on the exterior leads to a passable crust.

I have a question. I always seal my bread with the clip and leave it in one of the bottom drawers. I usually finish it in 4-5 days and on the last day there is almost always mould on the last few slices.
I would put it in the fridge but there isn't enough room (7 flatmates 1 fridge). Would putting it somewhere other than the bottom drawer reduce the chance of it getting mouldy, or is my problem only happening because it's not in the fridge?

>>10282848
Mold is often a humidity issue. Be sure to grab the freshest bread, some stores are bad about rotating stock.

Refrigerators are usually a low-humidity environment, condensation from a sealed container not taken into consideration.

Perhaps do what I do for cheese and wrap the drawer in parchment paper, or just paper towels? Store your salt with it. Anything to wick out humidity.

>>10279712
>>10279392
>>10279376
>>10279349
skedaddle

don't know where else to put this but I was watching The Great British Baking Show and I had to rewatch this scene I laughed so hard

where all my "twist and tuck" niggas at

>>10283057

>>10278610
based

The absolute state of /ck/

>>10283139
correct, it gets worse as summer approaches

>>10283186
Summer is coming. The Proud Boys will be on their break.

>>10282848
see
>>10279406

and get real bread, dude. I'm afraid if you are in burgerland, that means either finding some real, "ethnic" bakery, or going to whole foods and paying top dolla. But you can not buy bread in murrican supermarkets. Walmart et al. simply do not carry anything that's even related to bread.

>they don't buy fresh bread from the bakery
>they don't buy the right amount of bread for the day so they can have it fresh again the following day
lol "bags"

lel

>>10283306
I'm in aus and buy loaf bread, the quality is fine. When I was living with my parents we would leave the bread in the fridge and it would never get mouldy.
I think I'll just live with throwing out the last slices, the alternatives involve taking up space I just don't have.

>>10283139
>that gif

the left cannot meme

>>10279410
Post her boipucci

>>10278257
CHAOTIC
NEUTRAL

Meta shit but since when is there so much /fit/ content here? I swear a couple months back there weren't that many threads and now there are like half a dozen diet and even weight loss threads. Not to mention their shit memes in every second thread.

>>10284094
/fit/ has been spreading to other boards because they were displaced by the r_thedonald, reddit, /pol/, and /r9k/ diaspora from latest to earliest

>>10284032
It's like watching monkey trying to fuck a football

>>10283036
I always have to reread whenever people use "cum" in that way. It throws me off every time

>>10279376
Heheh I bet this guy would burn cereal too, huh xD haha

>>10279376
what would make the banana catch on fire?

>>10284147
/fit/ died to /pol/?
Fuck

>>10283036
i read this in a British accent

i really like that show

>>10284471
Youre allowed to go to different boards anon. Its just people who go to fit also posting relevant memes to threads. The diet threads are either fatasses losing weight or /fit/izens learning how to cook for their spring cut

>>10284147
That reddit shit is like a year old though, I feel like there has been a massive influx over the last few months.

>>10284471
/r9k/ and /pol/ convinced themselves that the reason they're HKVs is because they're not Chad incarnate as opposed to their horrible personalities and hate-fueled """humor""".

t. Jewish soyboi who has had a gf or fwb since the age of 15

>>10284833
>/r9k/ and /pol/ are one person

>>10284908
/r9k/ are sissies and neckbeards and /pol/ is neckbeard and grannies.

>>10284908
>thinks /pol/edditors have individual traits worthy of being used to distinguish them from one another

Would you all please stfu and post funny images for me to enjoy, thanks. Bump

>>10278257
I'm a twist and tuck man myself

>>10284833
So these posts are made by neurotic jews huh? Makes sense, just a reflection of their near genetic hatred of Europeans. Like they can't truly accept that they hate you.

>>10283036
Why is that woman looking at competitor like he just killed her daughter?

When you see it youll shit bricks

>>10285004

because he put cum in her cake

>>10278610
fug king delete yourself mydude.

wow this thread is fucking sad lol

>>10284833
As annoying /pol/ can be, /r9k/ is by far the biggest shit producing shithole in existence. They only good thing about it is that they've got a high suicide rate, but not high enough by lightyears.

>>10285021
>that few mustard on an all beef 'dog

>>10285022
it was an older lady competitor

who lawful good here

>>10285280
I'll admit, I laughed at that image way more than I should have.

>>10285021
>sweedish shitposting

>>10285389
this is obviously in a english/spanish-speaking country

>>10278293
White person here, what does this even mean?

>>10284833
What's an HKV?

Anon who only lurks /ck/ and doesn't follow internet politics here.

>>10278257
>eating gluten

>>10278561
Twist and tuck to get the suck

>>10285243
/r9k/ is sadfrog, that shitty feels face I never bothered remembering the name of and top autism, /pol/ is equally pathetic but somehow even more retarded and responsible for so much more shitposting. Truly 2 of the worst boards.

>>10284094
Working out is basic fucking hygeine you piece of shit.

>>10285454
Then fuck off back to /fit/ with that.

>>10285473
Imagine being a plebeian like this, american.

>>10285280
You now remember how you used to break these in half and flick them like ninja stars from your fingernails

>>10285488
I'm not even american and I do enough sport, I just want you retards to keep that shit on the relevant boards.

>>10284032
>inb4 you have to be a leftist to find stormniggers repulsive

>>10285417
Randy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKqevFXyGd8

>>10285504
Americ*n

>>10285409
This is obviously an Ikea in the states

>>10278311
This is the least funny thing I've ever seen in my life.

>>10278610
Absolutely disgusting

>>10278293
Watermelon goes quick.

>>10278306

How the fuck do you not recognize bagged bread.

>>10284449
Water with all that potassium.

>>10278561
BOI

>>10279023

If you had raches you'd know that the fuckers will chew through the bag. Roaches means you either put your food in thick sealed containers or stop giving a fuck about contaminated food. We all shift into #2 eventually.

>>10284032
It was clearly made by pol relax

>>10285473
People who don't exercise or care about their bodies are filthy subhumans.

>>10278561
>laws at you in lawful good

>>10285416
Handholdless Kissless Virgins

This is a bad thread. /ck/ should feel ashamed of themselves.

>>10278610
you are a fascist nazi pig if you are pro skub

>>10283057
im just a tuck, that breads done for before it goes stale

>>10285943
>This is a bad thread
go back to your McDonalds or frozen pizza thread

>>10283049
is this saddam hussein

>>10284908
If you take 10sec to read their posts and look at their memes, they are.

>>10283335
WHERE IS THE SOY REEEEE

>>10285411
The dumb-dumb buys more fruit than he eats because he wants to think he's going to eat it. He doesn't eat it all, it goes bad, and is a waste of money. Black people in America being poor on average, they can't afford to waste money.

>>10278610
Skub saved the life of my father and I. I now keep a container of Skub in every room of my house, my car, my office, and my back pack. I always ensure my kids have a container of it in their bags and lockers at school too.

>>10278610
Man, that stuff's my favorite.

>>10278561
Neutral evil ;__; I don't eat bread fast enough so I freeze everything

>>10284032
Is that your response every time you come across a lefty meme that actually strikes a nerve?

>>10278257
>CE is the only one that eats the end slice

Me, an intellectual: closes the bag with a slipknot, thus achieving an airtight closure that opens at a tug.

>>10287144
I buy fruit the same day I eat it.

>>10283139
How do we fix it, lads?

>>10287672
Finally a real person. But can you please tell me where they're meeting.

>>10285280
Reminiscent of TierZoo, I like

>>10285639
Burbank

>>10284094

it's a /pol/ thing. there are a lot of meatheads on /pol/ who value looks over intelligence because they lack the latter.

>>10287815

I've noticed that everyone attributes the things they despise the most to /pol/. With that in mind, I apologize for whatever handsome stranger wronged you, sir.

>>10278257
Lawful evil here.
When there's not enough bag to tie off the end, I mash the bread down. And when the knot's too tight to untie I tear the bag open with my teeth.

>>10279748
ayy

>>10287698
Everywgere

>>10284833
What's an fwb

>>10288575
Friendly wild boogie in HKV aka Hauz Khas Village.

>>10279376
le

>>10288575
fries with burger

>>10284032

>>10278257

>>10283306
What you are talking about? I'm an amerimutt and my local supermarket makes very good hard crust breads. I bought a loaf of limppu two days ago.

>>10279376
What a faggot

>>10278610
S K U B B O I Z

>>10288628
This is why I don't eat figs

>>10289398
Because a bug touched them?

>>10289421
Because it was still inside when I bit it.
Free protein, I guess, but still fucking disgusting.

>>10278257
Well, it seems I'm a chaotic good/neutral kind of guy which is interesting because whenever I play a DnD game I choose those alignments.

>>10278610
GOOD post.

>>10284046
Tuck on, brother.

>>10278610
Everyone jumped the train after Anthony Burch was revealed to be anti-skub

>>10283139
>Arbeit macht frei
>guy is clearly living on neetbux

>>10278321
Haha where'd you find this one????

>>10289575

>Burch is anti-skub

Thank God I'm not Anthony Burch.

>>10284449
Buthole friction

>>10278610

>>10289422
As long as it doesn't sting you who cares. You've probably eaten way worse shit in your life

>>10288737
top iei

>>10290131
nice

>>10290146
Can't imagine most of those but surely honey+coconut and mushrooms+crab aren#ät that bad.

>>10290177
Not sure whether to laugh, cry, or murder.

>>10278306
what else would you sell it in? a cardboard box?

So what'll you have /ck/?

>>10290173
she accidentally made sleeping pikachus

>>10290332
>he still bakes his electric mice

>>10290146
not rheumatism!

>>10279376
it is so hard to adult haha #relateable

>>10288711
you're not supposed to prove him right, anon

>>10290131
chortled

>>10290169
That's because it's bullshit southeast asian medicine stuff
>lemon and milk (DEAD)
That is literally how you make farmer's cheese aka paneer and 1.7 billion poo in loos should be proof enough that it's not a problem

>>10290853
How is he going to bus a newt to my face?

>>10290177
if I had to guess on the pic alone I would think this is grits with ham, bacon, and a big dollop of butter which doesn't sound too bad to me

>>10290906
I dunno since he's currently in prison with my old governor

>>10285280
/sci/

>>10290899
The whole story of the Paradise is supposed to be a comment on agriculture. The hunter and gatherer is portrayed positivly (paradise), the agriculture is portrayed negativly (barren wasteland).The forbidden fruit is supposed to be a stand in for scientific progress and God is supposed to be a stand in for the kings who used scientific progress as an argument to force them into the agricultural society.

>>10283186
>>10283191

>>10291105
>a story written millenia before science was invented is a comment on science

>>10278303
There's so many good asian restaurant pun names. There's one by me called Fu-King Chinese

>>10278303
>>10291600
Here I thought Pho King and Big Wang Buffet were funny.

>>10278588
They smell like shit and your bread will mold. Just stick it in the fridge ffs.

>>10278303
>>10291600

>>10290080
as an IT guy, this gets me

>>10284449
I once had a banana baked Alaska flambed for me. I was on a date and she asked for a dessert to share and said she likes bananas and fire. I made special request and got it. Huge tip. Guess how that relationship turned out.

>>10291730
I don't get it...

>>10291799
manko is a moon euphemism for "vagina"

>>10291799
your weeb license has just been revoked

>>10288737
got a solid kek from that

>>10286031
I like the topic but its been flooded by endless shitposting and off topic stuff.

>>10290167
Keked, what is it supposed to be?
inb4 milkrape cake

>>10291785
Little dogs like that tend to piss me off. They always seemed to be loud, dumb, and perpetually pissed off.

>>10279376

>literally just stealing a Simpsons bit

who is this faggot "artist?"

>>10285417
jesus christ burnt chrystler you fat fuck

>>10290324
i'll take... a fried titties, small mixed fuck, a side of homo fries, and a large heroin and water.

>>10292178

>>10292178
>>10292195
RIP in peace.

>>10291607
These all sound like restaurants Lo Wang would run, especially Big Wang Buffet

>>10278610
>mfw people are anti skub

>>10278610
>>10292475
>mfw people are pro skub

>>10278257
where are twisty ties?

>>10279406
>but sealing it? Hell no! It'll just get moldy in no time
the fuck are you talking about?

>>10292107
small dog disease
the owners think they're harmless so they don't have to train or discipline them and can treat them like a baby forever

>>10278354
It goes stale in two days because it's illegal in the UK to use all those nasty preservatives that are in Wonderbread

>>10284032
Its okay ,but its made by pol anyway

>>10285640
what else did you expect from a shitty show like the simpsons?

>>10278321
Can I save it?

Oc oc do not steal

>>10283335
#FreeDinoTendies
#DinoTendiesDidNothingWrong
#ModsAreCucks

>>10284998
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10293435
La creatura

>>10293435
El goblino

>>10290146
I don't understand?
Are those combinations poisonous or just unhealthy?

>>10290324
2 orders of myth of bacon

>>10293494
judging by the engrish, im guessing neither but it imbalances qi or chakra or some other folk tradition like that

>>10293437
DinoTendies got banned?

>>10278257
My grandfather used to leave the bread in the freezer. And he always got fuckhuge tubs of butter.

>>10293532
yup, he got banned for a joke. the guy buried chicken eggs in the beach and pretended that they are eggs of endangered turtle species. SJW mods of course can't take a joke and faggots accused him of breaking federal law.

>>10293587

Which humour thread is the worst?
/ck/ or /g/?

>>10293435
>that hand

>>10293587
link the thread

>>10294133
there you go
>>/ck/thread/S10145960#p10146001

>>10293939
At least /ck/ doesn't consider screenshots of screenshots of posts as "humour"

>>10292591
That pisses me off so bad. I also think at some point when a dog gets so tiny and pathetic that it cant walk half a mile without needing to get carried, weve gone too far with selective breeding.

>>10287686
>>10287144
not everyone can go to the grocery store every day

>>10294414
ramen sundae threads are a notable exception

>>10293435
>wide ass hand
>tiny, thin fingers
nani

>>10283306
Yeah ok like you know America lol

>>10284833
Oh wow, a Jew on /ck/? Do you come for recipes on matzo? Or perhaps for sacrificial Christian children? Is your favorite food a newborn's bleeding circumcised penis?

>>10292089
Judging by the picture, a milk crepe cake

>>10292178
>>10292195
I started reading these with hope that it would turn out to be good. I have an extra bottle of nyquil from when i was sick a while ago, but then got better faster than expected. Does anybody have any ideas for not-terrible recipies I could use it in? I'm willing to go buy other ingredients

>>10278257

>>10290146
>mfw i just ate a gourd and parrot meat
I DONT WANNA D

anybody remember the thread with the delivery guy with the backward feet?

>>10290146
So I'm already dead? This wasn't the underworld I was expecting.

>>10285500
Yep. Use to pocket a bunch of them from the produce section. Was a little fad for a while. They were all over the school.

>>10285280
Here

>>10278257
Do you keep your butter outside right?

>>10294565
So then that guy can buy less fruit when he does go. This isn't a hard concept.

>>10294501
it's not great for their bodies either
it's not as bad as dwarfism in humans because the organs and bones don't grow to full size, they just sort of stop growing early, and dogs can healthily vary in size, but there are limits and things like chihuahuas push those limits

>>10283049
Classic Speen seagulll

>>10278815
based

>>10296786
>isnt a hard concept
>baboon intellience

>>10293494
This comes from the same people that think ground rhino horn (the equivalent of human fingernails) will give you a boner when ingested so....yeah.

>>10290138
I'll never not laugh.

>>10294826
Hey man, don't knock it til you try it.

>>10291192
>t.summerfag

>>10278321
LOL

>>10284094
/fit/ and /ck/ have a lot of material in common. I've been browsing this board on and off for almost a decade and overall it's the same level of crossover with waves in and out.

>>10278354
>>10282848
>>10283349
>>10291722
>Bread in the fridge
Kys yourselves

>>10283036
>/k/ auditions to Bakeoff

>>10285537
A man gotta eat, Julian.

>>10290158
>>10290153
Please no

>>10278257
I picked up baking last year and make a plain loaf every week.
I keep it in a ziploc bag

>>10290324
1.25 for homo fries is a pretty good deal

>>10298809
>tfw you can only eat one lime a day

>>10291192
This image is from like 2011

>>10299040
I'm pretty sure I woke up my neighbours laughing at this

>>10299093
>This image is from like 2011
Moot's posts in that very image are dated 2012.

>>10298298

>Gingerbread men tend to be flesh coloured

Suddenly I understand

>>10288711
Please try harder ;)

>>10298809
wheres she hiding the rack of ribs? no way potatoes, rice and veggies rack up $29, even at trader joes or some hipster shit

>>10290805
b...but shes very cute IRL

>>10298809
Celebrities are pathetic.

>>10293426
The simpsons was good, back then. Hasn't been for a long time, but for a while it was one of the funniest things on TV.

>>10289422
fig wasps are smaller than the head of a pin, you would never notice it

>>10300730
cuck

>>10290158
>>10290153
Why the fuck did anyone think was necessary? Such a waste of packaging.

>>10288628
Pls be in Delhi

>>10302812
Register doesn't have a scale and they are selling by weight.

>>10303015
how about just slapping a label on the fucking banana or can? Not that anyone eats the skin or the Al.

i know someone who just leaves the bag open like a fucking savage and honestly? its heartbreaking like,,,,,, who the fuck raised him to be like this.

person in question is a grown ass man

>>10298809
This has been debunked you sore ass losers

>>10291105
mind is blown

>>10303105
>or the Al
How does one eat an artificial intelligence?

>>10303163
very carefully :^)

>>10303257
very carefully just Monika, unbeliever

>>10284147
>>10284471

Can confirm. It's reached the point where pol shitters don't even bother masking their threads as fit related. Half of the threads are just straight up titled "look at this stupid vegan nigger lol".

Where my double wire boys at?

Honestly they're not very good. They always go limp before the bag is done.

>>10290173
Isn't the solution here up not cut all the way through?

>>10290146
>Coconut and honey
Try and stop all these white millennials.

>>10290138
Is this someone's graphic design project or something? I need to know the source of this mysterious image.

>>10290167
>literally the fucking hurgin

>>10283335
kay?

>>10278257
freezing bread when you have too much is just common sense

>>10279376
How do you fuck up fried rice? I'm serious. You cook the rice like usual then put it on a wok/pan and add sauces/seasons. ??????

>>10290173

>>10304635
>cigarettes
>sugar cereal
>Rick and Morty

>lung cancer
>diabetes
>autism

>>10290165
eww
at least he could have put the half eaten burger on top of the fries.

>>10303313
I always toss them away after opening the bag.