/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why else would 16 year olds buy eggs and flour? They aren't baking pancakes or bread. They just want their Totinos Pizza Rolls and mischief.

>sinister nannying for this
>do fuck all about muslim rape parasites

Please just nuke us

>>10275596
fuck off Mustafa

>>10275582
Is this a state enforced policy or just some insanity going on in one shop?

The absolute backwards politically correct police state that is britain, folks.
“Oi! These younguns be tossin’ eggs on me car!”
BAN EGGS, FLOUR AND ENERGY DRINKS
>ignores muslim no-go zones, acid tossing and rape gangs

>>10275609
It's never 'state enforced', just accepted without question and endorsed by the local authorities. Whenever the police get caught doing some ridiculous current year shit you get 'ah but was it literally ordered by the PM personally checkmate atheists!' It's bollocks.

>>10275629
>acid tossing
the fuck?

>>10275604
Rape is their culture you fucking bigot.

>>10275634
and grenade attacks over in sweden
pretty wild

>>10275609
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischief_Night#In_the_United_Kingdom

>>10275604

Wow, did you just....

>>10275634
We keep having spates of attacks where people have acid or other corrosive shit chucked in their faces.

>>10275609
It's just some random shop owner that's probably pissed off about his house getting egged on Halloween.

>>10275644
>literally endorsed on the poster by Kent police

>>10275652
OI' BIN THAT EGG YOU WANK

>>10275652
They shop owner chose to print it off and put it up though.

>>10275634
The new in thing is throwing corrosive acid into people's faces, messing them up

>>10275652
Are you for real? Do you think they go around stamping posters with their seal of endorsement? The shop owner probably added those himself. It's no different to those sites that add "scanned by antivirus" or "protected by Norton" on the front page. Means fuck all, but makes some people feel safe.

>>10275687
I think you're being far too charitable to our police, they basically exist for this pointless finger wagging shit nowadays

>>10275679
is this mainly a muzzy problemo?

>>10275715
Spread from them to the other xenos, now we've have some whites at it as well. Wonderful progress.

>>10275715
Until recently it wasn't illegal to carry around the street like knives so it got used a lot for gang warfare.

>>10275641
It's just bantz bro

>>10275739
Wow Britain truly is a first world nation

>>10275582
DON'T BE A DREG, BUN THAT EGG

>>10275782
>BUN
Goddamn it

>tfw the fuzz took away my cupcake license

>>10275739
What the fuck is up with britfags?

>>10275596
>baking pancakes
lol

>>10276011
I'd bet money on within 50 years Asia being the new America, America being the new Europe, the Middle-East being the new Africa, Africa being the new Asia, and Europe becoming the new Middle-East.

And Canada will be irrelevant as ever.

>Hey buddy I'm gonna need to see a license for that butter knife

Bin that cookie

People under 16 are idiots and deserve to have their rights taken away. I have no problem with this.

Little shits like Justin Bieber think they can throw eggs at anything and it's real funny. Not to property owners. You have to respect my property.

>>10276124
Actual bodily harm = harm that is more than 'merely transient or trifling'

I bet the boxing glove and nettle ones were justified, just sensationalised facts

Only the biscuit one here seems harsh, but the CPS do prosecute some dumb meaningless stuff

t. lawyer

>Can't bake bread in the morning for breakfast.
>Can't cut a loaf of bread because no knife.
>Can't cook up some eggs.
>Can't go to restaurant for breakfast because my car has been impounded for not paying my TV license.
>Go on to 4chan and post 50 "DO AMERICANS REALLY ____ THIS?" threads doing my duty for Queen and country.

>>10276207
That video clip is really much funnier with the music

https://youtu.be/w5v8nd66-CY

>Implying lots of places don't do this around Halloween

No, they don't.

Bongs are fucking retarded.

>>10276237
>union Jack fades in
holy shit lol

>>10275638
And gangs of kids (actual kids, not a 29 year old who shaved) with ak's and body armor walking around no go zones in sweden.

Theres been talk about having to make certain portions of towns under martial law.

Why don't they just give all of their school teachers flour and eggs and train them to protect the kids?

>>10276279
>the thors hammer celtic tattoo

that's confusing

>>10276301
We need to tackle the underlying social issues behind why these things happen.

City-dwellers, where most of the crime happens, don't understand that some people just feel like possessing eggs and flour.

Threads like this remind me why I stopped coming to this board.

>>10275604
I've alerted the police to your hateful post

>>10275582

>Parents give you money to buy those things for cooking
>Not 16? Can't sell you those things la

>>10275582

>>10276701
ITS AN EMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>10276095
I'll take being irrelevant.

>>10276719
YOU'RE A FUCKED UP YOU MATE

>>10276719
HIS NAMES JUAREZ
HE'S A FUCKIN ASSHOLE