/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>10270896
How do the eggs get out of there without breaking?

>>10270896
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10270896
>first post
nani you're fast

>>10271084

Theres a point in this video where it may be cruel but i cant pin point it. I dont know how a squid works. If the squid was 'dead' by the time it left the sink im ok with it.

>>10271327
in thailand sex change operation are so common that discarded penises have become one of their main food sources

>>10271327
shit, wrong edit.

>>10271368
>inb4 "can squids feel pain" arguments

>>10271192

>3.7 million dollars for vodka

I bet it tastes the same as McCormicks put through a brita filter. Which is to say...like rubbing alcohol.

>>10270896
How does he break without getting out all the eggs?

>>10271398
I doubt it. There isn't much difference between McCormicks and say Smirnoff but above the $50 range their is a pretty noticeable difference. Mid price liquor is the scam.

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>>10271435

>>10271441
>hey bro can I have some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

I wish I knew how to make webems I would provide OC at least while I'm between jobs buy I only have reposts

I was masturbating, now I'm not.

>>10271388
You fool. MtF surgery doesn't involve cutting the penis off. It gets sliced and tucked back into the body. A penis is kind of a mutant vagina which folded out of the body, and the surgery returns it to its natural state.

>>10271441
>>10271447
>blue-tooth interactive salt-shaker

I can't stop laughing. I'm losing fat as we speak. This device should be marketed as a weight loss program I'm moving like never before.

>>10271467
Google "Webm for Retards". Also thank you for reposting ones that I made ^_^

>>10271388
Yea, you ignorant fool. You should know exactly how mentally ill people chop up their own dicks.

>>10271468
Cool story man carry on then

>>10271481
Will do I will try as I honestly always like alot of what these threads have and want to contribute myself

>>10271506
It's really simple. Under encoding you can set the max file size to 3MB, then just trim and resize and you've got a postable webm.

>>10271469
>A vagina is just a penis that never reaches it's potential

>>10271483
Mad

>>10271637
Disappointed that it wasn't a canine mukbang.

>>10271637
damn... that dog looks really depressed knowing she will be eating him someday

>>10271658
>>10271662
>ywn get to taste her poop hours after those meals

Why even live?

>>10271637
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>>10271678
No one likes these.

>>10271689
It's just lasagna, nothing wrong with this.

>>10271689
i'd hit it

>>10271689

yeah, that's a proper meal.

>>10271435
I remember this. Went out of business, what a surprise.

Ok here we go

>>10271949
Fuck off retard.

>>10271953
My my

>>10271953
Why so buttmad , anon?

>>10271720
So the 40 seconds of cat was just nonsense isn't there one similar to this with just a random cut to two dogs, they don't do shit and are just the guy who cooks mediocre food's pets but it cuts to them for a full 30 seconds before cutting back to the guy cooking? Idk I was completely hammered when I saw it so I might have thought it was alot funnier than it is

>>10270885
factory webms are the worst ones

>>10271576
why?

>>10271396
Do they have the ability to sense stimuli that will make them avoid things? yes
Do they conceptualize suffering? no

>>10271084
Animes aren't worth this. After we deal with blacks and sandniggers, asians are next.

>>10271084
>>10271368
>>10271396
you don't understand squids are smart as fuck
they know what's happening to them
Idk if they actually feel pain, maybe something similar to pain

>>10271469
modern SRS doesn't use the penis, just the foreskin, and makes new tissue with stem cells

>>10272027
hmmm that might be a bit much

>>10271576
somehow cutting an onion with a plastic butter knife is the most upsetting thing

>>10272043
>Octopus are at least as smart as dolphins
Bro are you aware of just how smart cephelopods are? They can solve puzzles and shit and routinely escape in aquariums for no other reason than to fuck around in other exhibitions because they are bored

>>10271637
Dies it show the dog first to represent that she is a bitch?

>>10271192
I want to try Moose Milk Cheese.

>>10271689
so they made an inconveniant lasagna. I can't even be mad, they didn't use cream cheese or over processed garbage

>>10272068
this

octopus are awesome,i don't think i could eat them

>>10271720
she's so ugly haha

>>10272068
octopus have high problem solving skills, that doesn't mean they're self aware or sapient. in fact we can't even know if dolphins are.

>>10272115
exactly, you can't know nothin' doc

>>10271689
Literally regular lasagna in an angel food cake mold

>>10272123
Exactly. innocent until proven guilty, burden of proof and so on. Arthropods don't show any signs of really having an awareness, problem solving can be done by computers too, who have no sapience

>>10271687
What the fuck is the point in using this?

>>10272027
As an American, who loves butter, that's just a touch too much.

>>10271689
I saw it as a proper meal but then it got to the dip part and I was like what the fuck are you doing

>>10272141
>problem solving can be done by computers
you mean calculations
squids hunt in packs and have language, they're at least as smart as dogs

>>10272144
>hipsterism

>>10272158
yes problem solving is just calculations m8

>>10272115
The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence though the high problem solving and other indicators of intelligence at least hints that it is a possibility

>>10272168
>The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence though
yes but it sorta is. You can't prove a negative and all that. If there's no evidence then there's no reason to believe something, that's the definition of evidence.

>>10272166
>computers solve problems

You guys don't roll your own pasta?

>>10272158
>language
Not by the formal definition. You need to be able to communicate concepts. Signalling basic observations (danger, prey) and needs (hurt, hungry) is not the same thing as language.

>>10272188
>not rolling by hand
disgusting

>>10272203

That's what assholes do when they don't have any money.

>>10272129
Is this considered as rape

>>10272174
I understand what you mean I get your position but I just agree outright dismissal is the way to be about this I'm not saying to give them rights but may be just not rip them apart while they are still moving as the chance that they ARE sentience would mean that's cruel as fuck.
I can only see something like that that for lobsters and shit as they literally don't know pain, they can freeze solid for months and then just thaw and wake up like it was nothing, the shell and vice grips are nature's equivalent of tard strength

>>10272199
they literally have words and shit bro

>>10272211
fucking chink, he'll probably eat the doggo that ate the ham before the other one

>>10272211
Disagree* fuck I hate mobile sometimes
>>10272176
And computers only follow instructions set forth by a program, they don't learn from stimuli. The closest is AI programs but really those are just two programs working together one that processes data and the other that writes new code for the first program

>>10271761
the guy is now selling "raw water" because >muh probiotic health food

>>10272218
my point exactly
>these are sarcastic meme arrows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suyMe-or5i4
Our oven runs at like 496 F and cooks pizzas for like 5 1/2 minutes so 10 minutes at 350 should be fine, plus you'll want a thin crust and franks red hot or some similiar buffalo sauce

>>10271498
i wonder how she first figured that "talent" out

>>10272027
>Extra salt with my butter please!

>>10272209
No penetration. At most sexual assault

>>10272230
>the weak should fear the strong

>>10271084
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>>10272168
is this dog blind on one eye or just old?

>>10272215
yikes

>>10271687
that sad, gray steak

>>10272234
You can't program a squid though, my point is that comparing them to computers is apples and oranges because even the closest thing we have to a puzzle solving computer is really a program that is designed to write new programs it isn't thinking. The squid are thinking that's why when slightly altered the octopus still figure it out they don't run the same solution and modify like a computer would they recognize immediately it's changed and reinterpret the same way a kid or a dog would. I don't know if squid are the same desu but I wouldn't be surprised if they were

>>10272363

>>10272048
no, cuttlefish and octopus are smart, squids are moving beaks of death that only move to target a new pray and eat it alive.

>>10272363
we're totally on the same page then
this is octopie are asocial but squids form groups and social animals tend to be smarter right?
Idk how smart nautilus are but they look cool

>>10272168
>The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence
it is though. absence is considered a safe choice until you can prove otherwise.

>>10272375
Aren't they just snails though? I doubt they are smart but they do look cool alot if fruit de Mars look cool though
>>10272373
Cuttlefish and squid are the same thing just bigger and smaller right?

>>10272371
*boils your noodles unevenly*

>>10271637
At first I thought the dog was gonna eat all that shit and I thought "that can't be healthy"

>>10272384
nah cuttlefish are the smartest and they can change more colours
but squids aren't stupid, there are some that hunt in packs and communicate with each other but then there are squids that are asocial
Cephalopods don't have myelin on their nerves unless the squid is fucking huge or the nerves are really thick

>>10272379
>safe option
In regards to the cruelty of animals the safe option would be to assume they have sentience and treat them so, like how Sweden or Norway banned boiling lobsters alive a month ago.

>>10271668
>implying they don't just throw it all up immediately afterwards anyway

>>10272395

Cephalopods don't have myelin on their nerves so signals move really slowly unless the squid is fucking huge or the nerves are really thick****

>>10272371
>china
the fuck... nobody got covered in scolding oil and burned to death or decapitated by a flaming truck tire? no rodents being swallowed whole? this is unheard of!

>/ck/ - Marine Biologists

>>10271418
Literal buzz kill.

>>10272395
I think that is a culinary vs science thing desu like in culinary terms cuttlefish and squid are interchangeable but for Linnean taxonomy or biology they are distinctive species.
Technically there is no such thing as vegetables and great beans and tomatoes are fruits, strawberries and pineapples however aren't but culinary has a distinction for all of them that clashes with science and the only debatable one is the tomato due to political reasons

>>10272420
>due to political reasons
that's hysterical, really?

>>10271658
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>>10271637
How did this get popular? Surely there's something better on TV.

>>10272424
Yes. The food pyramid is stupid bullshit and has promoted a lot of junk policy

>>10272431
There really isn't. Just Lame of Thrones and the Dorking Dead and shit like that.

It cant be that difficult to determine whether or not squids, octopi and cuttlefish feel something analogous to pain. If they react negatively to sensory input that we would find painful, its cruel to continue doing it.

Not humanely killing these creatures before eating them is savagery.

>>10271658
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>>10271637
How did this get popular? Surely there's something better on TV.

>>10272424
Yeah lobbyists argued it was a fruit not a vegetable so ketchup can be advertised at have 1 full serving of fruit per portion

>>10272412
Maybe /an/ could settle this if more than two people post there

>>10272463
It's settled because the answer is "I don't give a shit if animals feel anything as long as they taste good".

>>10272455
is it harder or easier than turning a potato?

>>10272467
>eating the penis
also, idgaf either I just want people to know how cool cuttlefish are

>>10272467
Went there real fast and it is a surprisingly active board
They got their own debates raging >>10272469
Mushrooms are usually softer than potatoes but it requires a delicate touch

>>10272211
i'd beat the shit out of my dog if he did that

>>10272511
no u fgt
>>10272211
this dude's a dog-teasing prick, I'd slap the shit out of him

>>10272467
i dont care how good that would taste, wouldn't catch me dead eating it

>>10271658
>>10271662
>>10271678
>>10271684
>>10271637
How did this get popular? Surely there's something better on TV.

>>10271396
Fuck off gook you're barely human

>>10272400
Bretty wholesome webm and I would pozz his boipuss given the chance

>>10272549
Why wouldn't you take them out before you decorated them so you didn't get icing everywhere while trying to get them out?

>>10272211
gook put a bib on the doggo
the nigga deserved that spam or whatever the shit meat they eat in animeland

>>10271687
Dumb ass way of cooking, especially the steak. Steak looks like shit. Wouldnt this thing at least make some sense if you baked a fish on it or something.

>>10271949
Jack said this place was crap but Ive seen other videos where people waiting outside for hours and hours for this. So which is it? Is it just a tourist trap

>>10272129
Is that last fish still squirting out eggs? Looks white to me, is that semen? Are these eggs for consumption...does all caviar have semen

>>10272733
Why would you ever assume Jack is correct?

>>10272511
Seems cruel, but dogs respect authority like that. Used to not be able to leave my plate to get up or it would be gone when I got back, started whooping the dog when it happened. Now I can get up and leave the room and he wont touch my plate, hell even go as far as to make sure the other dogs and cat dont get it too.

>>10272745
Dogs understand disapproval and when they have done something wrong without you beating the shit out of them.

>>10272396
Just because 2 of the biggest cuck pussy countries in the world banned that dont mean shit

>>10272740
Those were fertilized to get more fish for the farm those aren't roe to eat the process of getting the eggs is the same though

>>10272753
>Completely missed the point being made
>Injects political buzzwords into a non-political conversation
Stay classy /pol/

>>10272399
FUCKING LIAR

>>10272765
I wanna blow a massive load in that Asian chick's pouse pouse

>>10270896
The fuck happens to all the unbroken eggs?

>>10272786
They can't get out until they've sold all of him.

>>10272784

>>10272395
I don't get why we don't just hook them up to one these dodads and see what they see

>>10272784
what the fuck is that? do you have a name/link?

>>10272792
That cat looks high out of it's fucking skull

>>10271306
what is he making?

>>10272817
Looks like lavash.

>>10272823
>>10272817
is pancake.

>>10272800
Hoarding: Buried Alive https://g.co/kgs/5Gm55t

>>10272792
>cats are buttfucuk retarded and think we're all cats that stand on our hind legs
time to kill them

>>10272691
Have a good day!

>>10272849
Did they fuck afterwards?

>>10271576
>American cuisine

>>10272822
that's the most american thing i've ever seen
i love it

>>10271467

>>10272890
Or just download shit off of youtube.

>>10271435
>1234 in a password
They got one thing right

>>10272920
Ruined a tasty looking piece of meat.

>>10272032
Yeah, they're all so disillusing, reminding you of how unatural this food really is.

>>10273021
I think they are interesting though alit of it is the same process but scaled up and slightly automated

>>10272792
That slow zoom in at the end freaked me out. Was sort of like something you'd see on the X-Files in terms of weirdness.

>>10272920
or just watch them on youtube

because if i wanted to watch youtube videos then i'd just watch them on youtube. but i'd rather see something here that i wouldn't see anywhere else, like youtube.
but sadly anything abstract here gets reported and deleted so there's nothing left but mass marketing and youtube.

which basically means that i now have to complete a captcha to comment on a youtube video.

isn't that great? yay. i love newtube!

>>10272890
this "guide" is way more complicated than it needs to be

>>10273061
It's better than having to log into a Google account to comment on a YouTube video.

>>10272920

Honest to god, I was waiting for a guy to step up and spew a massive load on it from a frantically beaten penis.

>>10271506
if i was ordering, i wouldn't be entertained id be upset this guy is taking forever

>>10272806

Well it's most likely sedated to high heaven. How else do you think you get a cat keep its head steady in an electomagnetic box?

I know this unrelated to the thread but I have a question. One day i ha invited a friend over for dinner and they asked me what i made, i told them Macaroni Pie and they looked at me funny. When I showed them what it was they said "oh you meant baked macaroni"
So my question is do any of you guys call it macaroni pie or was it just me?

>>10271192
>barrel-aged coffee

lol

>>10271327

>>10273052
lmao that freaked you out? you, my friend, must be a very sensitive person.

>>10273137
>1518908862865
What a scary bitch.

>>10272792
That webm is still unsettling

>>10273137
In a minor way. It looks very uncanny. I'm sure that you are a very hardcore, badass dude that doesn't afraid of anything.

>>10273089
>when you know it is time to leave 4chan

>>10271687
This would have been fine if the faggot had just seared in a hot pan afterwards.

>>10273122
It's called baked ziti my guy

>>10273164
well, for example, I don't watch movies because I know it's people acting for money. still think you're sensitive friendo lol

>>10270896
I wish he had added some onions and greens onto his egg sandwich.

>>10271576
I almost lost my breakfast watching this. And I watched squids earlier without any trouble

>>10273122
I call it "why are you serving me this shit"

>>10273194
Sensitive to what?

>>10273207
everything?

>>10271494
>[Lols in Korean]

>>10273217
That does nothing to me.

>>10273098
I don't know he seems like he's working as fast as he can and he keeps his station pretty neat

>>10273217
>and that's how i because the Freddy Krueger of Bel Air

>>10272920
A faggot cutting board for a faggot dumping a faggot amount of cheese on something.

>>10273233
In the actual review he talks about 'copious amounts of mayo' and how he is checking to make sure there are no 'dirty tricks' so before it's asked yes he is in fact checking his burger for semen

>>10273258
I think he is just trying to do a joke but his delivery isn't that great.

>>10271084
Why doesn't he kill it first before cutting off its parts?

>>10273277
I really don't watch his stuff but he always seems incredibly monotone and flat like all the time. He is legit autistic? Or have some personality disorder? I know it might just be for the camera but it definitely doesn't come across as much of an act

>>10273222
Pouring boiling water on your face does nothing to you?

>>10273287
oh god this is disgusting. why are all these top down pov time lapse cooking videos so disgusting?

>>10273312
What disgusts you about them?

>>10273319
the need to hate something.

>>10273321
Wow. That's a new one. Your honesty is refreshing, anon.

>>10270885
Why does it have to touch the floor, I know there's a tray there but the thought of my food being so low to the dirty, germ ridden ground is enough for me to convulse

>>10273319
I don't even know where to begin
there is so much disgusting about that vid
all that sludge
all that disgusting sludge
the way they eat it in the end
and the hole idea to use a bread loaf for dipping

>>10273333
This is probably just some dudes setting up and testing it before actual production.
I imagine, or hope I suppose, that they would be adding some sort of container to address that.

>>10273339
>He never at squashed nanners on toast as a kid.

>>10271515
Sad thing doesn't have business compared to Scully :(

>>10273287
It doesn't come across as an act? Not even when he wears an inappropriate suit and calls his show The Report of the Week while elaborately analysing trivial rubbish? And he's the one you think is autistic?

Dat will be hundrad dorrar gaijin

>>10270896
why does he break the egg

>>10273437
jesus christ favreau, it's just ice

>>10272441
>whiskey shots
fucking retarded slant-eyes

>>10270896
THE FUCKIN FILENAME! COMMON!

>>10271396
>[Salil Sawarim intensifies]

>>10271441
Put some cocaine in that

>>10270896
but how does he get out without the eggs breaking

>>10272441

Showing this to every self absorbed whiskey drinker I ever meet.

>>10273858
this doesn't seem dangerous at all

>>10273861
It's only dangerous if you're a dumb gaijin who eats pre packaged food and never had to prep a meal in his life

>>10273872

>>10272048
if they're so smart, why don't they go to college ?

>>10273193
I present to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7bo-aeznzY&t=2s

>>10273884
because they're not liberal elitists

>>10272879
yes, with metaphysical certitude

>>10272396
>Sweden
You do now Switzerland isn't Sweden right? And it wasn't bad, it was just banned without anesthesia.

>>10271637
I bet she feeds the dog peanut butter later if you know what I mean

>>10271084
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>>10272044
>>10272048
>>10273286
Just going to clarify a few things here
The literal first thing she does is pull the brain out of the cuttlefish, see she reaches in around the mouth and removes something, that's the beak and removing it almost always rips out the brain as well, even when it doesn't the damage will wipe out all brain function instant. This is probably the most humane way anything can die.
Also people get fucking sqeemish when they see anything move after death but autonomic function =/= life and it certainly doesn't resemble anything we would recognise as suffering.

>>10273858
I can't watch this, I literally get giddy

>>10270896
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10272211
Doggos are cute. Cute!

>>10273972

>>10272951
somebody needs to die for this

>>10274011
>spend 100 hours training your dog to be funny for youtube
>now you can't cook anymore because he thinks that's what you're supposed to do all the time

>>10273234
stupid phoneposter

>>10273967
with those knife skills he could have done all that in like 30 seconds if he didn't waste all the time flipping shit and making faces

>>10274049
He could always just eat the dog.

>>10273967
showmanship and cooking should never collide, it just looks retarded.

>>10272027
Please tell me this is a Kitchen Nightmares episode

>>10270896
How does he get inside there without breaking the eggs?

>>10272784
Oh my

>>10272027
>>10274288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAglwPbDnQ

>>10273437
*dies of thirst*

>>10274319
Is that reviewbrah's sister?

>>10274319
The /agatha/ board on the chan with twice as high a number as 4chan found a Japanese porn with a chick cosplaying as her. It's a pretty weird fandom.

Fuck you and your "spam protection" Hiroshimoot. Fucking cunt.

>>10272784
I bingewatched some of these hoarders videos the other day.
In one of them only the mother was a hoarder and she was willing to part with the trash, but her ex-husband and kids were too stubborn to take any of it out because "it wasn't theirs."
The kids were still living there.

They should just seal the exits on houses like this and burn them. With the people inside.

>>10273426
Show me one interview or video where he acts like a human being, it won't be hard to convince me

>>10273910
Actually the drink looks good and she realized she fucked up 'ooh it's gonna be Strong's she plays it off like a pro to tell the truth.

>>10273949
Honestly I probably though Sweden because it is so close to Norway and I think of lobsters I think Norway because of Langostines

>>10274431
It's actually very common for those houses to catch on fire and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

>>10274504
What is this Obama Nation?

>>10273888
That's fucking neat.

>>10271693
>no béchamel with a bit of grated nutmeg
>lasagna
Fuck off

>>10271953
why the fuck you hate jack , fucking autistic redditor

>>10274011
What a great doggo

>>10271961
***splash***

>>10274411
sauce on cosplay?

>>10274011
he cooks the doge in the next episode

>>10271483
Salty Man in a Dress

>>10274912
>unironically liking jack
Back to /r9k/ with you.

>>10275199
>>>/reddit/
you can report me, fat fuck

>>10270896
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10275314
He has to sell all the eggs.

>>10275251
>is /r9k/ autist
>likes jack
>calls others fat fuck
All those contradictions.
Now go back where you belong, territorial sperg. Don't shit up the good boards with your existence.

>>10275395
>wa wa wa stop hurting me

>>10275395
lol he mad

>>10272188
filthy quebeker

>>10272511
youre the same guy who said hed beat the shit out of his cat if he did that in another thread cuck

>>10271515
>The Virgin Food Stall vs The Chad Egg Cracker

>>10272044
Fist you kill Jews and high level traitors.
Then you expel gays and minorities.
The last job is to somehow fix nu-males and feminists.

>>10273137
avril lavigne?

>>10275477
>not of this world
nice sticker on his back window

>>10272761
>cuck
>political buzzword
So, you're from reddit right?

>>10271689
>pulls the lasagna out with bare hand

>>10270896
How does he break the eggs in there?

>>10275624

>the reality of everyone who thinks they're somehow automatically superior just because they were born awkwardly tall

>>10271687
Im kind of autistic about wasting energy and the idea of heating a marble block that big with gas in an open environment really triggers my diggers.
Use metal you fucking nonce.

>>10274493
overgooked

>>10275804
>autistic
>marble
i didn't know retarded was now called autistic.

>>10271498
i thought I was witnessing the aftermath

Why do I enjoy seeing sea creatures get cut up or cooked alive?

anyone have more of that shit or even of other foods getting cooked/prepared alive?

>>10273952

>>10274041
You can always kill yourself, you know.

>>10270896
Him vs Jiro

Who would win?

>>10273217
What is that from?

>>10273860
>chinks who never drank whiskey in their life down it in shots without any dilution or ice
>they find it too strong
>thinks this will mean anything to someone who enjoys whiskey
what exactly are you trying to prove?

>>10272765
>london
>hipchips
why isn't it called hip crisps

>>10272792
I don't understand how they came to that conclusion, with all that noise it's hard to tell anything.

>>10271396
WHY DOESN'T HE KILL THE SQUIDS BEFORE HE KILLS THEM! HOW CAN HE BE SO CRUEL TO KILL THEM WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE!

Do Americans REALLY do this?!

>>10272230
this guy has life by the balls

>>10272455
top tier autism

>>10272765
Not a bad idea for a location like London. It's got a liquor license, so people can sit and drink and snack on chips, it's a solid drinking food.

Gimmicky, so most people wouldn't go more than a few times, so it needs to be somewhere with a constant influx of tourists and new residents, like London or sf or nyc

bretty cool/10

>>10272779
that man is adorable

>>10273437
This is how they made your ice cubes for your coca cola before the white man invented the freezer and ice cube trays

>>10271467
There is just no way... Why would they spend so much making that ridiculous machine when they could just bottle the juice? I must be missing something.

the pedophile's back.

>>10271720
Making fun of a person who was born with a birth defect isn't funny.
Making fun of someone who's apperance is the result of an accident isn't funny.
Making fun of a fat whore who's appearance is strictly the result of her own gluttony is hilarious.