/ck/ - Food & Cooking

a thread died for this but I did get 2 double cheeseburgers and specified no pickles and got pickles, can't really complain, was full of nigger staff.

>tfw the Grand Mac is just the size that the Big Mac was in the 90s

>>10270881
why don't they just call it a half pounder? or make the patties half the size and call it a quadruple eighth pounder?

>>10271078
are you retarded or just a nigger? it's because there#s a 1/4 pound of meat in the burger, size of patties is irreverent.

>>10271096
a double quarter pounder is a half pound of meat though, that's kind of my point.

>>10270881
>ice-cold
>is liquid

Americans can't truly be this retarded.

>>10271141
liquid + ice = 32 degrees until the ice melts. therefore it is ice cold.

truly you can't be this retarded

>>10271141
You were saying?

>>10271052
The staff did you a favor, trying to expand your child's palate.

>>10271180
I was digging holes and hauling bags of cement and sand for 8 hours, I was a former NEET but got forced to wagecuck and lost like 75 lbs and barely at a healthy weight due to losing so much fat since I used to sit around all day and play vidya and watch anime.

needed the calories.

>>10270881
Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Huh? Is it like a Krusty Burger with Cheese? Do they have Krusty partially gelatinous non-dairy gum based beverages?

>>10271193
Lots of foods have calories not just cheeseburgers and also pickles don't remove calories they add calories.

>>10271193
Knowing Hotwheels, that chick has a benis

>>10271204
Hm. You are aware that Krusty Burger is a parody of McDonald's by design, right?

>>10271180

sick burn

>>10271075

thats bullshit. I ate one in the early 90s growing up. It was a right of passage. Graduating from happy meals to regular sized value meals. No way i could have finished one at the grand mac size.

>in b4 fatty mcfat kid

>>10271220
Hm. You are aware that you didn't get the joke and clearly haven't seen that episode of the Simpsons, right?

Hi, I hadn't been to a Mcdonalds in like 5+ years until the other day. People said it was cheap but when I went in burgers were like 8+ dollars. Do people consider that cheap? When I got it it was just sort of a flat shitty "burger" that was mostly ketchup.
Mcflurry was fucking delicious though.

>>10271242
it's cheap desu, I use vouchers and just scan at the self-service and keep them and use over and over again
big mac and firs for 1.99

>>10271237
I guess I probably haven't. Is it from within the past ten years? Not that I would have memorized it even if I had seen it.

>>10271283
Maybe it's the Canadian prices giving me trouble. Fast food up here is generally pretty expensive, thank god. Where do you get vouchers? I kind of want another Mcflurry.

>>10271312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0TuTM3Y97M

>>10271283

Without vouchers it can be pretty pricey. I avoid the place until i get them.

Regular price bigmac here is like 4$ which is stupid. Big Macs are awesome but heck if im gonna shell out that kinda cash. Defeats the purpose. Fast food should be cheap, fast and terrible for you. If you remove any one of those elements its becomes pointless.

>>10271320
online mostly, or lots of the free news papers at train stations have them inside, I usually just take pictures of the bar codes and then scan them at the self-service machine, sometimes the staff who are jobsworths ask for the voucher when I collect it but nothing they can do if you just say you don't have it.

the value menu is pretty gud too, double cheeseburger for 1.50 i think.

>>10271236
You are misremembering the size based on your own size and age at the time. Grand Macs are the same size regular Big Macs were in the early to mid 90s.

>>10270881
is there a coupon for that shamrock shake?

>>10271193
I was talking about not liking pickles you dunce

>>10271326
That's the thing though they give out coupons every quarter. I remember remarking to myself "it's not a coupon if you mail me them every 2 months--that's the real price!"

>>10271323
Oh, yeah. I wonder how much more Simpsons I've forgotten. Was that time spent watching it all those years ago simply wasted? Were they real, in the scheme of my life? Is this moment right now being used productively? Will I remember having ever visited /ck/ at all ten years from now? Does this moment even exist?

>>10271237
>getting butthurt that someone doesn't get a joke from an episode of the Shillsons

>>10271159
If it was ice cold it wouldn't melt would it, retard.

>>10271161
BASED

for me, its got to be the McChicken! It is my favourite entreè on the menu, warm tender and juicy, plus the accompanying sauce is great! and every time i go to get one I am always sure to ask for extra McChicken sauce packets as well. the last time I got a McChicken., i asked for the extra sauce and they gave me 3!

>>10271159
>interpreting everything literally
Keep studying English, you'll get there

>>10270881
>slogan is "have it your way"
>i ask for a warm coke
>"we cant do that sir"
wtf

>>10272552
Thats KFC not mcdonalds

what possesses a person to make a fake shill thread?

>>10270881
yeah pick me up one

>>10272601
what possesses a person to reply to a fake shill thread?

>>10272612
what possesses a person to reply to a reply of a fake shill thread?

>>10272552
you're thinking of taco bell you fucking retard

>>10271548
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.