/ck/ - Food & Cooking

soy

>>10267279

I'm starting to think the fat homosexuals that bring up soy are more obsessed than anyone who mentions it. Are these fat, big titted boys the reason soy is mentioned at all?

>>10267276
Vital Wheat Gluten.

>>10267276
>looks like brown diarrhea mud
>eats it up like its chocolate
>puts the berries on her fingies

>>10267288
this is true

>>10267276
i hate overly happy fit people

>>10267409
She's hot but I doubt I could be in the room with her for 5 minutes without wanting to strangle her.

She's healthy and earns her own money, though. That puts her miles ahead of a lot of modern women.

>>10267419
you wouldn't even TRY to fuck her?

>>10267556
I guess I could do that while I was strangling her.

>>10267563
Isn't that the only way to stay erect anyway?

>>10267563
this looks chopped. i can tell be the pixel and having never seen your hands. so post hands.

>>10267563
Fuck off you stupid fucking trip cunt

>>10267573
Why do you keep asking that?

>>10267598
The hands of a fucking wanker ladies and gentlemen. Behold the digits of this utter shit stain.

>>10267606
Joke's on you; I use the other hand for that.
Are you done shitting up every thread on the board with your childish little crusade now? I already told you that you can just report my posts. I'm sure the moderator will ban me if literally every other person here reports me. My suspicion, however, is that most people don't give a shit if someone namefags or not but they DO give a shit if someone bitches about it fucking constantly. You're shitting up the board and you're pretty much the only reason I still bother with the name at all. The more you whine the more I want to keep it.

This is where you usually put on the name yourself and make a few really uninspired shitposts with it. Those will definitely be reported since they actually break the rules.

Grow the fuck up, idiot.

>>10267598
your other respondant isn't >>10267573 (Me).
Please post both hands. You should know why, and it will be evident if you don't.

Thank.

>>10267598
timestamp with both hands

and don't even pretend

Join the vegan discord OP

discord
.gg/gSAMEHN

>>10267623
Nah, my crusade against you will never end. I will forever ruin your experience if using this website. The consequences will never be the same.
You've done this to yourself.

Also this is the first time we've spoken so there must be at least two people here who fucking despise you.

>>10267276
I would pay stupid amounts of money to watch her dump pumpkin purree over her tits and ass

also they all taste like shit OP. You have to go the Hemp protein route and it tastes like drinking lawn clippings.

>>10267623
you seem purturbed. i've noticed someone constantly replying to your posts with a brainlet image and simply greentexting your name.
i've only been asking you to post your hands because a post with your name claimed that you only have one hand.
i'd simply like to see if you have two (timestamped) hands because there's a wieird Asian guy with one arm who eats live animals and i want to know if that's you.

post hands.

>>10267657
You're not ruining it for me at all, buddy. You're making it a tiny little bit inconvenient. For everybody.
I'm sure there are lots of people who don't like me here but most of them probably realise that bitching about it doesn't help. I will stop responding to you people now. I think I've expressed my opinion on you clearly enough.

>>10267631
I know this is some kind of bait but I really don't know what you mean by it or why it's supposed to be funny. Is it that you think I'm black or something? Don't answer. I don't care.

>>10267677
>Don't answer. I don't care.
already explained. and yes you do.
now it seems like you're pretending. so post both hands with timestamp.

still alive

>>10260169

timestamp hands

>>10267677
Hahahahahaha, absolutely SEETHING.

>>10267288
>I'm starting to think the fat homosexuals that bring up soy are more obsessed than anyone who mentions it.
what does this even mean? how is bringing it up any different from mentioning it?

>>10267419
>namefagging

>>10267419
>with her for 5 minutes without wanting to strangle her.
i can just imagine seeing your hands around her neck. wait, no i can't. post hands!

>>10267276
oh look, its another vegan fridge video

>>10267295
>Vital Wheat Gluten.
looked it up. is a thing. seems to be a baking product.
how do you have it?

>>10267276
>Proform: raw plant protein & bcaa

People who eat shit like that are as retarded as people who eat fast food.

>>10267598
>Why do you keep asking that?

It is both a meme and a way for authorities to get more of a profile on 4chan users.

>>10267835
Of course it is a thing. It is an industrial food waste product. They have to get some money out of the stuff they would normally throw away. So, they hype it and sell it to morons.

>>10267419
>>10267563
your hands are too filled with soy and would get tired after about 11 seconds

>>10267859
sure, but protons are protons and growing muscles need protons to grow more.

if it's cheap and works then why not us it instead some overpriced brand name powder. no?

>>10267858
>a meme
explain how asking someone to post their hands is a meme?
"tits or gtfo" or "post feet" sure. but nobody ever asks to see people's hands.
the explaination is itt >>10267674

>People who eat shit like that are as retarded as people who eat fast food.
so recommend an alternative.

>>10267674
Why do you care? For people who hate namefags you sure shit up a lot of threads talking about them.

>>10267276

I want her to eat a jar of my semen

>>10267598
>>10267926
timestamp both hands.

reread the post you're rsponding to. maybe you missed the part where it stipulates that you have garnered the attention of more than one person.

timestamp.

>>10267926
kys faggot

>>10267276
If she wasn't clinically retarded
she would be very wholesome

Lyophilized semen.

>>10267573

>>10268047
that explains a lot actually

I bet she has AIDS

I have chop's doxx and can confirm that he has two hands.

>>10268192
proof!

>>10268192
Proof!!

I have seen chop's dick and can confirm that he is a trap.

can't wait for her to be 33 and wrinkly as fuck due to no collagen or animal cholesterol for 15-20 years

>>10268404
she's already 29 m8

stay salty

>>10268404
why so bitter? what did she ever do to you? post your tits?

>>10268404
She will have at least had a peak physique and have been attractive to the masses. The same cannot be said for you my jealous friend (also being jelly of a woman is pathetic).

>>10268436
>>10268421
>>10268419
hhahahahah
not even that guy but wtf faggot internet defense force in full turbo mode today

fuck off plant eaters

I've found this one to be pretty good. Their vanilla chai flavor is my favorite. I've been taking protein powders on and off for many years and the flavor of these is much better than any of the dairy-based ones.

>>10268419
Seriously? She looks like she's barely out of her teens. Gotta admit she keeps well so far.

>>10268530
post hands

>>10268496
>hhahahahah
>not even that guy
you are that same person but you're not a guy.

and you're not fooling anyone.
chop goes in all fields.

>>10268496
I just don't understand the weird jealousy permavirgin /pol/tards exhibit when they see attractive girls getting attention.

>hurrrr I'd like to see those tits when she's fifty
>hurrrr what'll she look like when she's 35

Who gives a shit? You aren't marrying her. People age and girls are at their peak when they are in their 20s. Men shouldn't get jealous of women because they are attractive, it's weird as fuck and clearly an indicator of your own issues.

>>10267647
>Join the vegan discord
I would dis on her cord if you know what I mean.

>>10267276
I wonder what her farts smell like haha

>>10268638
You're a fucking retard.

>>10268685
I'm not the guy getting defensive because some vegan broad on YouTube has fans and people think she's hot.

If you had an ounce of self-confidence and got laid you wouldn't have such crippling personality issues. You should have gotten past the brooding pissed off phase when you were 16,

>>10267419
No she’s not. She has favorable proportions but if you really take a look at her you can see how she’s dying from malnutrition and it’s a really big turn off. This is true for most vegans

>>10268749
Found the roastie

>>10267689
>obvious fakechop post
>takes it seriously and shits up every thread on the board about it
>not obsessed

>>10268522
Garden of Life is owned by Nestle. So you can feel good about saving the animals while supporting slave labor and stealing water from third world villages

>>10268791
Nah I'm just a married guy who actually has experience with women, instead of a permavirgin who lives vicariously online and basically forms his opinions from cherry-picked social media samples that conform to his defense mechanisms.

Maybe it's not the Jews, all women, every minority, ever white person with opposing political views, "chads" etc - maybe it's you.

>>10268831
Who cares about niggers?

>>10268840
>married
>experience with women

>>10268876
>everyone marries their first gf
Jesus you really are an inexperienced 25+ year old, aren't you?

>>10268840
Lol, so ass-blasted. Do you prep your wife’s bull, bro? How does she feel about being married to such a low testosterone soyboy?

>>10267419
>asking beta males on the internet to give you money is earning it

>>10268925
She's producing content.
I'm not saying I think she's worth all that money anyway but I'd rather see her scam incels out of it than have her be on welfare.
I don't know what she'll do when her looks fade, though. It'll be really interesting to see in the coming years what all these Youtubers end up doing when they can no longer make a living reacting to viral videos or eating fried chicken on camera.
I can't imagine people like H3h3 still paying their bills with revenue dosh ten years from now. Might be wrong, though.

>>10268831
i did not know that. now i have even more reason to like them.

>>10268967
They’ll do low quality porn

>>10268918
>r-r-r-roastie
>c-c-cuck
>s-s-soyboy
lol whatever gets you through the dreary days and lonely nights friend-o. I feel bad for your father, knowing his adult son is a permavirgin with zero ambition and the inability to live wholly IRL. Do they ever ask about you never talking about a girl or bringing one home, or is it verboten - an awkward elephant in the room that no one wants to confront? Or do you carry on your "girls are gross" act in front of your family too?

You are literally fooling no one but yourself. You might think you are an intellectually-superior wolf in a world of sheep, but everyone around you knows the truth, believe me. What an embarrassment; I wonder how you would cope and kill time if it wasn't for the internet?

>>10267276
that cunt is obnoxious. so fucking obnoxious.

>>10268967
The successful ones will get into product branding/marketing and go from there. I'm sure a lot of them aren't stupid and are fully aware they are playing a character whose popularity will likely be ephemeral, and are consequently saving their earnings or learning to diversify with their transferable skills.

Realistically, the hot ones will marry someone successful and their popularity/income will be supplemental, and when it dies they'll be secure.

>>10268986
>writes long winded, meandering responses that no one will read
Lol, bro, are you gay? Do you even lift? Lmao.

>>10268986
I wonder what you're doing here. It's not really your scene. You're like that 35 year old man at a One Direction concert, or the guy who decided to turn up at Comic-Con because he once read a Superman comic when he was eight. You might feel bigger than everyone, but you just look awkward and out of place.

>>10269025
I've been here since 2008, try again faggot.

>>10268986
Post feet plz

>>10269023
Make your parents dinner tomorrow night. They will be incredibly surprised and pleased; they might even think their loser son is turning a new leaf. Maybe he'll get a career, move out, get laid and even bring some grandkids into the world. That's obviously not going to happen, but they'd appreciate the effort.

>>10269039
Post a pic of your post-graduate degree, gf, house, and pay check. Just kidding.

>>10269003
I like what >>10268982 said better but you're probably right. I'm sure there'll be some less glamorous but still well-paid jobs in "the biz" for them. Many of them have probably made connections they can use.
So yeah, Ethan Klein will probably not end up doing porn, but one can hope at least.

>>10267791
>post hands!

>>10269049
Hang in there anon. Your balls will descend eventually.

>>10267835
You can make high protein bread or protein bars with it. Not much use for a shake though.

>>10268831
Eating vegan foods doesn't automatically turn you into a vegan, anon. Do you turn into a jew every time you use kosher salt?

Regardless, I don't give a fuck who owns the company. I'm a vegan for the health benefits, not because I'm some kind of moral crusader. And even if I were, I would absolutely value the life of virtually any animal over those of a bunch of third world niggers.

>>10269056
>fell for the college meme
>fell for the wagecuck meme and not living off investments
>Didn’t buy multiple properties and foreclosures during the recession
>fell for the marriage meme
The literal state of whiteknighting soyboys

>>10269033
That doesn't mean you belong here. You don't.

>>10269062
Fuck off back to Discord, faggot.