/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no such thing as meme food, only patricians and plebs

>>10266329
Is a blueberry a standalone fruit?

>>10266329
shit tier

NYC has the worst pizza. City smog rats want to make you believe otherwise

>>10266371
the truth is, further west you go the worse pizza gets in America.

In new yawk a pizza slice changes hands like 20 times before it finally makes it to your plate. By then half the pizza is a fugazi

>>10266329

the 99c places are so good for cheap asses like me. I make a middle class income in TN but if a 99c place opened down here I'd eat there every single day.

>>10266329
They're shit. Overhyped disappointments hard playing as the best at everything just like everything and everyone in NY.

Shittiest city and shittiest people ive ever lived around in my life.

>>10266539
Nah bro it’s all about the tap water they use for the dough bro it’s the best water in the world bro

>>10266637
Yeh yeh its from NEHW YORHK playa its from NEHW YORHK 'sa bess!

Mmm, I'll take a half slice

>>10266671
Hi Fez.

>>10266673
It's me, Fezzy

>>10266637
i live in somewhere with crystal clear water from an aquifer and this makes me cry , like it literally brings tears to my eyes that that sewage rat bath water even gets drunk

>>10266677

>>10266329
For me, it's Colin Quinn

>>10266329
Fucking damn Norton looks weird

>>10266831

As someone from the Deep South who hates New York, I can humbly admit that New York pizza is the best American style.

>>10266923
A fucking leaf?

>>10266329
why did you put slices in quotation marks.

>>10266923
you are a gay transplant. go elsewhere

>>10266329
NY pizza is overrated as hell. A huge disappointment.

>>10266923
>plastic fake dog vomit

>>10266923
>southerner thinking his opinion matters
this board

>>10266425
Absolutely false. You're an idiot.

>>10268240
>place with the best cuisine in all of america
hmmmm

>>10266425
this. I moved to buffalo last year, the crust is like 3/8" thick and every place puts way too much cheese. the pizza is probably an inch thick, apparently it's "great lakes style" or some shit.

Detroit za served on a black and white spiritual world pattern.

>>10268359
this is pretty much what I was describing >>10268358 except they do it normal shape.

>>10268372
That doesn't surprise me. I have friends from those parts of NY and they also tell me they call soda "pop" too just like we do in Michigan. This style of pizza, for me, is more of a meal, while NYC style is more for on the go eating.

>>10268359
Came here to post this. Superior pizza coming through

The good pizza joints usually only do to order full pies. Slice joints are usually shitty, since they're basically competing with McDonalds and hot dog carts. Cheese warmed over till it's a plasticky dehydrated mass with sickly sweet sauce on wonder bread crusts. Still, the pepperoni sicilian slices can be a good cheap calorie bomb as long as you're not sober.

>>10266338
Oh, shut your cakehorn already!

>>10266329
You can find much better pizza in Chicago, and it's not even close

hrmph well you know

>>10266329
yes

>>10266329
nah, just a regular old meme. NY falls for many other bigger memes all the time

>>10272232

>>10272266
>brooklyn bbq

Chicago deep dish master race reporting in.
t. Chicagofag.

>>10266539
basically new york is 5-10 percent excellence and then about 70-75 is utter shit pretending it has any business being lumped together with the 5-10. This applies to both people and places.

This definitely applies to pizza as well

>>10268358
Bob and John's makes good THICC Buffalo style pizza and wings.

>>10272419
this? it looks awful. way too much cheese, I dont get why people like it like that out here.

>>10268358

>Not enjoying the superior taste of pizza from Imperial

I bet you think the wings are overrated too, heathen.

>>10272438

I imagine most people are biased towards the type of food they grew up with, especially considering the lack of alternatives.

>>10272438
> too much cheese

Things that never happen

>>10272518
This.

>>10266329
It's a dollar for the perfect drunk food, and it's on every block.

>>10272479
no, i think the pizza fucking sucks. I order a pepperoni and they read it back "cheese and pepperoni" then it comes with a half inch of cheese. its too much, I dont get it.

>>10272518
the cheese is thicker than the crust, which is also too thick.

>>10266425
Ok all of you faggots. The year is “current year” and there are no regional differences in cuisine anymore. Where the fuck do you live that doesn’t have all of the lastest foods?

Sbarro pizza is better than most NY pizza.

Sad, but true.

>>10268359
>>10268384
>>10268661
what Little Cesar's did you get that at?

>>10273190

>>10268661
>>10270144

I'm not from NYC or Chicago but personally New York pizza is simply the best pizza there is.

when you're in Japan for food, you think of sushi. When you're in the mood for clam chowder, there's no other place to get it than in Boston. When you think of American pizza, THAT is synonymous to New York. There's no denying this.

>>10273273
Nah, you're right about that, but that's what makes it a meme. It's not actually good, just meme magic. Just like Philly cheese steaks and Texas bbq, other places do it just as well or better but they're known for it because of memes. New England being good for seafood is not really a meme, because they have fresh seafood. There is nothing special about NYC pizza it's just that their brand is made for fast eating and it's a fast city ayyyyyy ya stepped on my toes moolie, and known for Italians who ayyyyy pizza pie mama mia.

Yeah, I like my pizzas to have as little toppings as possible and still be called a pizza.

Eat shit NY.

>>10266813
this, cunt is a legend, get well my man

>>10266923
>>10273251
no toppings?

it's fine as a food and excellent if you consider how cheap and convenient it is if you're within like 50 miles of NYC

>>10272864
You can find pizza anywhere, it just isn't as good the further from the east coast you go. Obviously there are exceptions but that is when you get in to California Pizza Kitchen level shit.

>>10268240
>I know nothing about anything ever

>>10272232
what the fuck am I looking at?

>>10266329
The entirety of NYC is a meme.

>>10272579
god damn it anon, this is a work safe board!

>>10272579
great now please get it onto my plate without making a huge mess, oh you can't, what a great pizza

>>10266329
Yes
>t. Chicagofag

>>10268349
>deep fry everything
>We’re culinary Genies like the French!

The truth is, there is great pizza, good pizza, and bad pizza, in EVERY style, in EVERY region of the US. NYC pizza is good if you're eating it on the go (since you can fold it), or don't want to fill up on too much, Detroit style is great for when you're craving a golden brown, crispy outside, chewy inside crust, Chicago deep dish is for when you're either really hungry, or you're craving that super buttery crust, Chicago thin style is perfect for sit-down pizza when you don't want to fill up too much. In California, you can find all those styles, and then some awesome twists on them (NYC style with fried eggplant and feta? Yes, please. Shawarma pizza? Fuck Yes. Chicago thin crust with paneer tika masala? Hell YES. ) I've never had St. Louis style, so I can't speak on that one, but I'm sure there's good and bad there, too. I've traveled all over the US, most major cities, and tons of towns, and I've had good pizza everywhere, even in places like new Orleans, San Antonio, Nashville, Phoenix, etc. . You faggots are arguing over nothing.

>biggest
that would be the DC jumbo

>>10274471
I'll take one, pls.

It's good. Average pizza place in NYC is likely to be better than average pizza in most other places, but it's not like it's that hard to make pizza.

>>10266831
>>10266915
underrated in my opinion

his rant on judd hirsch in the movie independence day is top quality

i can't even think of the name "heebie kikeberger" without at least smirking

>>10266923
I could eat the fuck out of a slice of margherita right about now.

>>10266680
This is where NYC's water comes from. It at least starts out pretty good.

>>10266329
no. it is what it is and new yorkers don't try to pretend otherwise and the people that do are bitter outsiders looking in. if there isn't enough salty meats or half a pound of cheese then sorry

>>10266694
(((Sirius)))