/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10264904

>bottle of perrier
>few mugs of vodka
>room temp leftover fritos burrito

Probably gonna have some deenz

instant kimchi ramen
I had homemade fish and chips for dinner though, my life isn't entirely sad.
when it comes to the food at least

>>10264904
>breakfast classics

"In order to promote sales of bacon, for example, he conducted research and found that the American public ate very light breakfast of coffee, maybe a roll and orange juice. He went to his physician and found that a heavy breakfast was sounder from the standpoint of health than a light breakfast because the body loses energy during the night and needs it during the day."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays#Techniques

oatmeal with blueberries and maple syrup
morrocan chicken cous cous with a salad
a mars bar
frying steak with pata in tomatoe sauce with salad.
yogurt with raspberries.
blood sausage on sourdough bread.
another mars bar.
6 beers and lots of tea

80ml methylated spirits
half a frozen pizza, plan to eat the other half in a couple hours when i drink again

>breakfast

>>10264904
oats sweetened with local honey

Brioche french toast, with pink grapefruit marmalade, a banana, and a glass of orange juice.

>>10264904

>>10264904
Nothing. Never.

2 pieces of pizza and coffee with powder hot chocolate

3 cups of coffee and 3 cups of water

Braised brisket
“Sweet hash” made from beet carrot and parsnip.

crepes because i run the crepe station at the breakfast place i work at

A banana/oatmeal/cinnamon smoothie.

>2 tbps psyllium husk
>1 scoop whey protein powder
>12 oz of tap water
>200mg caffeine tablet
>American Spirit Blue cigarette

>>10264904
macaroni and cheese

>>10264972
how is the eyesight coming along

>>10264904
milk
peanut butter, honey, banana, bread
rockstar energy

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and if I had to estimate ~4 oz of milk

Banana and apple. Made a pizza a little later.

t-bone steak with fried egg
3 buttermilk pancake
hash brown
chicken sausage
bacon
banana
orange juice

being on a cruise is fun

>>10265407
comfy

>>10265010
>your mum is breakfast.

I went out with my co-workers for breakfast and grabbed a cheddar-ham-jalapeno sandwich

vending machine powdered donuts and coffee with dry creamer

Coffee and green tea

>>10268188
I want those hands to stroke my chorizo

>>10264904
Burger King, also known as "L.A. Kool"

>>10264904

3 fried eggs, 3 strips of crisp bacon, 2 sausages, hashbrowns, a can of giant baked beans in tomato sauce and 1 slice of toast with melted cheddar cheese. Large cup of black coffee, a leftover glazed donut and glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. I am stuffed and feel like a king. It's only 7am here but I am going to start day drinking soon and then order pizza for lunch. I think I will get a medium with mushrooms, onions, jalapeno, pepperoni, olives and peppers. Mmmmm

>>10268243

Spot the fatty with depression whose only escape and joy in life is eating and drinking copious amounts of shit.

Be honest anon how much do you weigh?

>>10268188

Your coworker is hot I can tell just by her hands.

>>10268253

You're pretty much on point. I'm too far too embarassed to post my weight

>>10268264

it's literally an anonymous vietnamese cartoon porn board. Nobody gives a shit. Just post the number you fuck.

>>10268258
>>10268227
she has a good figure but otherwise she's a total chinlet

>>10268270

Fine. Last time I checked which was a week ago I weighed 377lbs.

>>10265611
im guessing you have like 2 more weeks to live

>>10268279

Fuck me you're a big boy aincha?

montreal bagel with dill pickle cream cheese, and a grape raspberry and kiwi fruit salad.

>>10268289
gay but sounds pretty good.

>>10264904
Crepes with Devonshire cream, lingonberry jam, bacon and black coffee from Costa Rica

>>10268243
>a leftover glazed donut
who left it? cause i know it wasnt you

>>10268296

My mom when she came to visit

TOAST
i eat toast for breakfast every single day because its just so yummy aaaaaaa
(not with jelly tho)
toast is best with a ton of salad, some tomatoes and some tuna salad.

writing this makes me wanna have even more toast aaaaaaaaaaa

Bacon sandwich and a coffee
>toasted roll
>coleman's mustard on one side, butter on the other
>five slices of round canadian bacon
>salt and pepper
>lettuce
Good stuff

>>10264904
overpriced brueggers jalapeno cheddar bagel w veggie cream cheese
overpriced brueggers sesame bagel w honey walnut cream cheese
two hardboiled eggs with salt and pepper from 711
soda from 711
yeh I'm at work

>>10268302
>a leftover glazed mom
me after I came to visit your mom

>>10264904
doesn't that breakfast give you the shits?

>>10264941
why are u eating so much anon?

leftover bourbon and coke that was sitting on the coffee table when I woke up.

trying to fix my house
lost my rug

>>10264904
Eggs

my 10/10 qt babe bought me a chicken caeser salad and a pint of calton draft lager looked something like this

>>10268657
you would be pissing and shitting like a race horse imo

nothing because my fridge was literally empty

>>10264904
I had a small cup of greek yogurt and some almonds.

>>10264904
Currently smacking on some Special K Protein cereal and fat free milk and then I'll move onto my protein bar since I skipped breakfast and lunch on account of being asleep.

>>10264904
>only 2 pancakes
how much do you weight 100 pounds?

>>10270860
>only

Do you realize how many carbs and sugar are in a single pancake?

>>10270912
DO YOU?

You mean that thing you make out of hunger and self hatred at 5 pm?

I guess this, and a cup of coffee.

>>10270912
There's only flour, hardly any sugar brainlet

>>10271799
yeah man I douse my pancakes with water not syrup too

>>10271868
Wow. Seriously? Not the water thing, but the idea of not knowing what to put on pancakes that isn't syrup.

>>10271885
WOW! like omg. amirite. giiiiirl.

5am shared with friend straight from the pan with uncooked white bread as plate.

>>10265320
>coffee with powder hot chocolate
mah nigga

>>10264941
i hope you work out a lot
>>10264972
dude you need to slow down
>>10265320
unhealthy
>>10265400
dubs of the southern fatty
>>10265611
>>200mg caffeine tablet
dude that should kill you wtf
>>10266891
are you poor as me?
>>10266922
another dubs for southern fatties
>>10268289
weird
>>10268639
don't do this to yourself anon
>>10268699
dubs see prior post
>>10269538
trying to be healthy but not eating enough to do so

>>10272334
Fag

>>10264904
Scrambeled eggs with japalenos and olives, cooked in butter and topped with shredded mozerella. Sauteed bell pepper and cherry tomatoes. Wilted baby spinach. YUM. Just started low carb a few days ago.

>>10264904
One gigantic pancake and four fried eggs

Lexapro and black coffee

Greek-style yoghurt with blueberries and toasted oats

>>10264904
three glasses of water

>>10272143
Beautiful

>>10271799
There's still a good amount of sugar you fucking retard, and that's before all the sugar you pour on top.

>>10264904
2 bags of potato chips (unsalted + chives) and 137g Vanilla oreos

Yep im going to die of obesity at 40

>>10264937
Bacon and eggs are my breakfast because i can cook both in less time than it takes to boil water and the cleanup is minimal. He might have made it popular for marketing reasons, but it's a good, protein rich combo.

A can of Boyardee and a cup of black coffee.

>>10264904
1 raw egg and a clove of garlic.
I loaned out my pan to my bud but he hasn't returned it.

>>10264904
a whole block of cadbury turkish delight chocolate

>>10265010
>breakfast

>>10264904
>4 scrambled eggs
>cheese thrown on

Eggs are my staple in the morning

>>10268233
Kys fat edge lord. Fucking disgusting

>>10274262
>Triangle nail

Wtf

>>10264904
Ah yes, the diuretic delight.

>>10272334
>>>200mg caffeine tablet
>dude that should kill you wtf

>2 cups of coffee
>dude lmao wtf!@!?!?!?!?!?!?

kys

Last nights dinner

>>10274401

McDonald's sausage muffin and a bacon egg and cheese biscuit with a large black coffee. And hash browns.

>>10274472
Get a bagel sammie sometime.

5 slices of bacon

Lunch: liver & onions + 1 hard cider

Dinner: skewered korean beef + 5 more ciders

>>10264911
You are trash
Never post here again

>>10264904
I didn't
I sleept until 2 PM and immediatly made lunch instead
Mashed Potatoes with chicken meat from the pan

>>10274472
I hope you're wearing an adult diaper for the aftermath.

>>10274401
>>10274429
Garbage

>>10264904
>1/2 small black coffe
>A whole watermelon

>1 bowl of steel-cut oats boiled in milk with honey and cinnamon and blueberries
>1 grapefruit

>1 bread roll
>1 slice of dark bread
>scrambled eggs with a fuckton of butter
>roast apple jam
>some other exotic jam
>tomato butter
>small slice of orange
>some slices of apple
10/10

Three pieces of bacon, three poached eggs, and an avocado. I feel quintessentially Soy and I don't know how I feel about it.

>>10264904
>2 fingers of Wild Turkey
>Corn potage flavored umaibo
>About a cup of leftover cauliflower and broccoli with garlic butter

>>10275328
That sounds like a good meal to me.

We "sprung forward" so I skipped breakfast as I didn't get up until 11am.

>>10264904
French omelet and some berries that had been in my freezer for months and tasted like shit.

First time making eggs benny, please be kind

>>10275743
EggWhite&CheesewithHoneyTurkeyonahero

All one word
The NY way

two slices of brown bread with peanut butter in between them and a yoghurt drink on the side

>>10273662
I only put butter in top of them so you're wrong again, how's it feel being humiliated twice now?

>>10275743
>he did the Monster Mac

>>10275743
aint got no ham
(I will not say Canadian bacon, fucking leafs)

>>10276682
meat is a sin

>>10264904
>multigrain toast
>egg
>bacon
>slice of provolone
>toast

was okay. Think I'm gunna make tomorrow and makes my eggs runnier.

>>10268227
>>10268258

>>10264941
>and a cheeky sausage and milky bar combo

>>10273671
I'm not even a health faggot but honestly man there's no reason it needs to be this bad where you wake up and eat chips and cookies.

>>10268652
This was such a sick one I had to close my eyes, and start rocking back and forth in my chair quietly saying, "Oh snap. Oh snap." for about 10 seconds or so.

1 night old fried rice spiced with garam masala, was still delicious.
Probably going to buy some premade sandwich in a shop so I don't starve at work.

Fruit salad (strawberries, apple, banana, orange, pineapple), 2 slices of carrot bread; one with smoked salmon and the other with cheese and a thin slice of cold roast (Schweinsbraten).

Two slices of crispbread with marmelade

bregfasd of gambiondsss:ddddff
only true canadians will understand

Polenta, ground beef, rice and a tomato. I like eating tomatoes by themselves with a bit of salt.

4 boiled eggs, half a can of baked beans, some grilled tomatoes and a cup of green tea.
Times are tight but at least it's filling.

Butter basted egg on potato bread toast, and tea.

>>10264904
Pic related. I'm broke as fuck until I start my new job.

I ate a granola bar

>>10264911

Room temp? Be careful. I like those burritos, though.

One of pic related
And a black espresso

>>10272143

>uncooked white bread

You mean dough?

>>10275743
Looks good, but I don't see any ham. Would eat, though.

>>10264941
when does your episode of "My 600lb Life" air?

>>10268289
>dill pickle cream cheese
that sounds great

>>10264904
A handful of pumpkin seeds, a square of dark chocolate, and a cup of coffee with cream.

>>10275328
That's a high fat/protein, low carb meal with no processed junk and some fiber. Memey perhaps, but not "soy". Pretty healthy, honestly.

>>10264904
Pita, tzatziki, hummus, two cups of tea, and a banana

>>10264904
i had a shot of [pic-related] & plan on fasting til dinner

>>10268279
anon...

Cheesebaga

>>10268233
>enormous burrito
>2 croissant sandwiches
>breakfast
You are doing one meal a day, right?

A cup of oatmeal
2 eggs over easy
2 strips of bacon
Cup of coffee


This is the ideal breakfast, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>10264904
>2 cups coffee
>1 cup milk
>1 cup almond milk
>1 whole scrambled egg
>2 egg white scrambled

My doggo get two egg yolks

>>10264904
Fruity pebbles, 1% milk

>>10273763
Back away from wardrobes because it's that kind of shit that nearly kills your siblings.

1 mug of milk
1 egg

voilá

>>10264904

two scoops of dark chocolate flavoured whey protein with 10g of chocamine mixed with milk into a pudding/paste texture. Feeling buzzed>>10264904

Avocado, bacon, lettuce, and egg omelette with a bit of hot sauce and a cup of Sumatra coffee.

>>10280357
WHY THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE BELOW THE PATTY?

>>10283975
So it can fucking melt you incompetent autist.

>>10283984
Please tell me you're joking.

>>10283991
>he prefers semi-melted at best cheese
Unless you fucking put the cheese on the patty while you're cooking it. Please don't tell me you ACTUALLY do this...

>>10265274
These are god tier.

1 pocket coffee
1 cup of soy milk
1cup of chicken broth

>>10284017
It's the only way, friendo

>>10284183
But then it melts down the sides of the burger and you get too much cheese in one bite.

>>10264904
Laffy Taffy and water
bout to get a coffee

>>10284198
I've literally never had this problem.

Cup of coffee, 2 hard boiled eggs, bowl of cereal

Banana and blueberry smoothie with oats want flax because I can't keep solid food down since she left me.

>>10268010
ive never seen roe and eggs together before

>>10272334
whatd you eat you pissy cunt?

>half of a grapefruit
>Bowl of leftover quinoa cooked with lentils, spinach, sweet potato and carrot
>Coffee with just a little bit of cream

>>10280145
Pretty healthy for a fat retard that reads New Age momscience articles online

>>10274277
that's a lot more than 2 cups of coffee

>>10284427
A whole 10mg more. What a fucking madman!

Bowl of komplete cereal with whole milk
deenz with a fried egg
a tortilla

Ham swiss and cheddar omelette, bacon, coffee and water

>>10264904
snowed in so my wife made fried eggs with sweet potato hash browns

>>10284451
it's could honestly be like 1 cup of coffee depending on how you make it

>>10284997
If this was slathered in MCT oil I'd honestly mistake you for Joe Rogan

>>10285023
Most satisfying breakfast I've ever had: got out and shoveled snow all morning, then came in and we had some leftover potatoes from the night before. Told her to dice 'em up and fry 'em like home fries with some ham and eggs. Good, good shit man.

>>10284997
That's a lot of food.

>>10285042
I did have to wipe off the sun dried tomatoes to be fair.
>>10285068
Coming to the end of my winter bulk anon.... Hard times are to come. Fucking hate cutting

>>10285068

That's two eggs, some bread and an orange. You need to transcend the visual trappings of eggs cut in half.

>>10264904
I didn't

A bowl of oatmeal, two eggs, 1 banana and 2 of these shitty little cookie things from a discount grocery store

and 3 cups of coffee

Leftover salad because the oils used to fry my egg scare me

>>10285068
you’re a big guy

>>10264904
I went on an egg diet for like a month, 2 brekkie 2 lunch 2 dinner. all in various forms with various veggies etc.

My metabolism was crazy as fuck, I shit twice a day, drank healthy amounts of water without getting bloated whatever.

>>10286580
consider I also had other meats and carbs. It was just healthy fresh shit instead of canned whatever.....also it was cheap as hell to live that way.

>>10264904
>I know it's sideways

Lipton tea. Hot with a teaspoon of lemon juice, brown sugar, and 8 oz of bourbon.

Four large scrambled eggs w/ Tabasco, two slices of thick wholewheat toast w/ butter, 1 cup of Yorkshire Gold Tea.

If I can eat this everyday for breakfast until the day I die then I'll die a happy man.

>>10264904
Oat flakes with cherries and unsweetened cocoa powder soaked overnight in homemade kefir

>>10287002
What the hell is that brown thing?

Mmmmmm Spaghetti

Massive breakfast. Bowl of shirataki noodles, a link of Italian sausage, one avocado, romaine hearts, and three poached eggs.

a little pot of yoghurt and a glass of milk

I guess it be called Bekondon

A flat white, and a bacon/egg roll.

>>10273694
Cholesterol rich too, be careful buckaroo.

32g honey bunches of oats with almonds
28g of planters pistachio lovers mix crushed
250g milk

>>10284288
it sounds like she did you a favor

>>10292609
Hey if I hate myself I mine we well try to make something of it

260 calories worth of oatmeal because i'm a fat piece of shit trying to lose weight

>>10284422
Hm. Interesting opinion. I eat similarly for breakfast (French omelette, bacon, and an avocado), and I'm a very fit, muscular 40 year old guy. What do you eat for breakfast, weakling? Sugary shit?

>>10292619
congrats dad.

Nothing. I used to be fat.

I really miss breakfast.

4 slices of bacon
A bowl of broccoli
A bowl of spinach
A handful of peppers
A little bit of chicken
And 8 eggs
All fried and chopped into one dish.

I also had 2 strawberries and a handful of walnuts on the side.

Three scrambled eggs, tomato concasse cooked on top and two slices of toast.

>>10292685
Of course son

Five, 10" pancakes, a pound of bacon, a dozen eggs, liver, pork sausage, biscuits and sausage gravy, onion, garlic, peppers, pot of coffee, quart of milk, cigar and whiskey.

>>10264904
Oatmeal with dates, figs and a pinch of cinnamon

>>10285023
>>10285054
There was a winter, cold one, back in 74. I was newly married with a baby on the way and we kept a vegetable garden. Potatoes? Oh fuck yeah. Potatoes as far as the eye could see.

Told the misses, said to her, you clean up them tatties n tatters nice and good I said real nice and good. She knew what I mean cause I done did train to raise her well good.

Yehaw

>>10272334
You're a fucking retard.

A couple of grapes and a glass of pomegranate wine

>>10264904
3 slices of toast. A small glass of orange juice.
I'm so hungry.

>>10264904

2 pieces of pizza from the night before.

A beef cup noodle.

>>10264904
nothing. I got the shits from smoking weed and going to the movies last night, which led to a candy binge at the theater followed by grocery store sushi, two quesadillas, a cucumber, a slice of strawberry cheesecake, and a nutty buddy for dinner at home cus I had the munchies. woke up at 4am with explosive diarrhea. true story.

spinach, broccoli, bananas, porridge oats, unflavored protein power smoothie w/ water

>>10294485
do your shits smell of sunshine and a soft summer breeze?

>>10294480
I had nachos at the theater too

>>10264904
Same as always
>1/2 cup Wegman's™ quick oatmeal with 1% milk, brown sugar and cinnamon
>150g Wegman's™ plain Greek yogurt
>2 cups Wegman's™ pre-ground breakfast blend coffee