/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10258237
I just don't understand why you even make a bait thread like this when everyone's just gonna hide it.

>>10258237
you cant soak the calories out but you can boil them out, my mum makes a great 0 calorie boiled fudge

>>10258237
See that's a common mistake water is not a strong soluble to remove sugar from your gummy bears. What you need is alcohol, preferably vodka, to expunge the sugar. You want to let it soak in your fridge for about an hour before consumption.

>>10258237
That's a nightlight. Don't eat it, OP.

>>10258262
Aw come on, we all know OP's already retarded. There's no reason to trick him into getting wasted too.

>>10258262
Can vodka gummies really get you drunk? Never tried them before and I want to see what the big deal is. Sounds like a waste of vodka desu.

>>10258304
yes but you need to eat a lot of them.

>>10258304

>tfw I ate everclear gummie bears out of a big girl I hooked up with's cunt while eating her out after she filled it up with them and we both got fairly drunk from it at 9:30-10 in the morning and her couple of squirts in my face kinda tasted like candy

Not my proudest moment. What the fuck was I doing in college?

>>10258359

>>10258237
OP here. I wasn't trolling. However the candy I was trying to de-sugar was not gummy bears but nata de coco. According to a paper, "Drag reduction of nata de coco suspensions in
circular pipe flow", soaking in water removes sugar for nata de coco.

"The tested nata de coco suspensions were made from commercial sources. Nata de coco contains
over 99% water and less than 1% cellulose. Therefore, we had to remove fluid from the nata de coco
and dry it. First, the nata de coco was washed with tap water and then immersed in tap water for 24
hours to remove sugar."

The comment about water being a weak soluble for sugar perhaps applies to the gelatin base of gummie bears, but for nata de coco water might be strong enough to do the trick.

>>10258359
I don't know what's worse the alcohol drying out her vaginal wall, the probable yeast infection or you fucking a fat chick.

>>10258237
Brewers yeast. Make a little booze bomb