/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10254267
Wypipo food

>>10254267
turn 360 degrees and go to mcdonalds

Put pepper and hot sauce over everything and eat it

For my family, it'd be a bit of improvement so I'd actually be quite happy. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>10254267
say thank you, and ask for salt, pepper and hot sauce.

>>10254278
dis + butter
looks only slightly worse than something my gran would make so i would probably enjoy it by that measure alone
chicken looks pretty rough though, i'd probably sneak most of that to the dog

>>10254289
That's actually quite based, anon

>>10254289
The obligatory copypasta

>>10254278
WIFEY MATERIAL

Get my bottle of barbecue sauce

Eat it

Cook for her instead next time

>>10254277
Thats toward the tabke you dumb fuck. Pick up a math book

>>10254276

Some white people live on boneless skinless chicken breast I hear.

I ate nothing but chicken breast and plain rice for a year while working out three times a week for an hour and I gotta say, I got really /fit/

>>10254326
Lurk moar.

>>10254326

>>10254289
LOOKS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN MAKE FOR HER IS STALE PASTA

BA DUM TSS

>>10254332
>>10254330
>>10254326
Every single fucking time.

>>10254267
Go look for my wife after shooting the crazy intruder.

>>10254328
With just three hours per week?

>>10254395
You'd be surprised how little effort it actually takes, as long as you don't come up with excuses not to do it

>>10254395
Staying fit can be done as little as two hours per week, it's getting jacked that requires extensive effort

>tfw eat nothing but eggs (breakfast) brown rice & boiled chicken (dinner) and skimmed milk (workout days) every day
>tfw 114 pounds

WHY CAN'T I LOSE THIS FAT I AM LIVING IN FUCK HELL AAAAAAAAAAA

>>10254289
Lmao.

My mom makes stuff like this when I visit. She's not a very good cook, but at least she tries.

>>10254267
splatter it with heaps of 'cha

I would actually be delighted to eat that with some salt and pepper and maybe some garlic sauce on the side.

>>10254289
fuck i was gonna post that

>>10254475
>114 pounds
>fat
What??

>>10254267
Be thankful I got anything at all.

>>10254326
Of course, you trample over the table and leave the house through the back door.

>>10254267
I'm gonna pan fry that chicken and those potatoes.

The rest is going in the trash.

>>10254595
>pan fry already overcooked chicken breast

>>10254610
based Charles Manson poster

>>10254330
that’s the joke of the joke dumb fuck. as a preemptive response, if you try to quote me with
>>i was only pretending to be retarded
then go back to eddit

>>10254276
Fuck off nigger. French cuisine is the gold standard of gastronomy.
Fucking shitskins. Hope you become a wind chime, bitch

>>10254267
Eat it, i love healthy and low fat dishes

>>10254499
i'm 5ft 4 too. I have low muscle and high body fat essentially aka the worst body type known to man. I want to be able to eat nice food again. h elp

>>10254663
Ketogenic diet

>>10254300
Spotted the white nationalist. Go back the containment board.

>>10254267
If it were me? I would take all the veggies and throw them in a gallon ziploc with a tablespoon of melted butter, some black pepper, salt, garlic powder, onion powder, and rosemary and shake it a bunch. I would make a quick lemon butter pan sauce and then cut the chicken into 1/4 inch slices and season it with salt and pepper then top it with the sauce. That's what I would do.

>>10254658
>French people
>White
Calm down, Mohammed

Honestly, just cut your losses, realize you fucked up by marrying a white american wench, divorce, and hook up with a based asian or mex who will cook good food. Prior to your divorce do not leave any rubbers out of your personal control, otherwise you'll be paying child support while Tyrone "rsises" your spawn.

least you got sides

i got sad over cooked chicken breast in 'udon' noodles that were soggy and disgusting with instant soup base.

I even bought that bitch a pressure cooker, is it so much to ask for a bone broth?

>>10254663
Eat more protein and work out then

>>10254779
Already doing so. Is the general rule with protein the more the better? Whey is fucking expensive

>>10254267
Needs more veggie variety, and swap out the potatoes for brown rice. Then it would be good gym food

>>10254326
>he doesn’t moonwalk to McDonald’s
Faggot

>>10254926
What, do spices kill gains or something?

>>10254935
Add spices if you want dude, it just looks good enough, will get very fucking boring eating this day in day out

>>10254267
Eat it because I live alone and work 12 hours a day.
I would be happy if my girlfriend lived with me and cooked me dinner.
Then again she is Indian so I’m never getting something that bland.

>>10254648
Anon you fell for it, everyone always replies to the reply with fake sincerity. What are you new or something?

>>10254806
The more the better if you're a serious powerlifter/bodybuilder. If you only work out regularly people say 1g protein per 1kg bodyweight or some other sort of ratio, or they say eating more than 120 g protein or x amount is useless