/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10254113
Ah yes another forced /ck/ meme. Why have memes be funny, or occur naturally?

>>10254113
Jiro doesn't serve fresh fish. He believes the flavor is more pronounced if you let it age for a few days.

>>10254113
I WANT A HAMBURGER
I WANT A PIZZA

>>10254125
OP will surely die of cancer soon. No worries

>>10254146
I’M JAPANMAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
YOU EAT RAW FISH PAY MONEY NOW
FUCKING U.S.A

>>10254113
any japanese seafood is likely so fucking radioactive that i'm amazed they dont all have superpowers at this point

though i suppose if two bombs didn't do it...

The solitary confinement thread. You really need to talk to your parents.

>>10254113
Finally some delicious food worth paying for. There is only disgusting McDonalds in pig America

>>10255554

There goes your undergraduate degree in philosophy, and your highschool science credits.

>I wa rice merchant
> good rice have, top product #1
>You can no buy
> Only masteru sushi fishman Jiro allowed buy
>You no cook properly

What kind of shit tier rice merchant doesn't try to sell as much as possible? Why would the farmers employ that retard?

He was clearly lying through his stupid crooked Nip teeth. Documentary lost all credibility with the scene.

>>10254113
You do know that you have to make a reservation a few months in advance to eat there, right?

>>10254113
I'll pay you the cash if you let me eat however I damn please.

>>10255603
Jiro probably already buys all his stock.

Have your told your parents about the OCD yet? That's depression, anxiety, ocd.. the holy trinity of suicidal behaviour.

>>10255595
But radiation.

>>10255603
Japanese farming is horribly inefficient so they literally don't produce enough to take advantage of economies of scale

>>10255985

look at your background levels, idiot. Airplane Attendants have more exposure than anyone in fukushima and the rest of the goddamn dilluted pacific ocean.

You people are the vaccine morons of today.

>>10255991

on their little shitbox of land. You're funny. They DO take advantage because they produce beef/kg that is incredibly valuable.

>>10255991

Where do you get your cheap kobe, bro? Hook a nigger up! I need that Wagyu.

Why exactly is this guy a meme again? It's not even a funny meme to begin with.

>>10256041
I think it's not about this guy specifically, but about spiritual cuckolds that pay big sums of money for meals a 5 year old nigger could cook just because muh ethnic japanman/chinaman/indiaman etc. prepared it.

>>10256047
>Implying they're paying for the food, not the presentation

I swear /ck/ is so obtuse sometimes, it's physically painful. People pay for a good time, be it sex in las vegas, or buying raw fish from a high class establishment. Who are you, the pennieless anonymous children of 4chan to judge?

>>10256055
>be it sex in las vegas, or buying raw fish from a high class establishment.
le hipster food is sex may may
off yourself.

>>10256055
Are you really comparing fucking a woman with some creepy old dude making you fucking boiled rice with fish?

I mean, for that money, I could cook it myself, pay a good looking escort to dress up in traditional japanese apparel and make her bring the food to me and cum in her 3 times afterwards.

>>10256080
you want me cum in you?

that'll be 400 dorra extra gaijin

>>10256080
> putting sex on a pedesal

are you virgin?

>>10256933

>>10256963
does anyone have the original source to this fucking bullshit?

Your daily reminder: when combating forced memes, you must use the appropriate counter meme and magic word.

When dealing with Fat Retard the Jiroposter, the appropriate countermeme is as follows:

'Jiro dreams of you being found dead impaled on your 14" horse dildo".

The magic word is 'sage' and should be entered in the 'options' field above your post.

If everyone on this board deploys this countermeme, we can defeat the Jiroposter forever.

>>10256950
>confuses paying for whores with being a beta putting sex on a pedestal
Is this reverse fedora irony?

Prefering to get rice and sex for the same money you'd get old jap man make rice for you isn't anything close to putting sex on a pedestal, it's called being smart with your money. Plus the old fart won't laugh at you for being a gullible gaiyim.

>>10257221
>thinks sage does anything
cringe

>>10257227
Fuck off, OP.

Do you ever just feel too weird to exist? I read this thread and I wonder how you people live and breathe.

>>10254125
All memes are forced

>>10254113
>tfw someone copies your pasta
>feels good man

>>10257751
even when it's the Pasta Roni of pasta?
low test,m8

yeah, we all know that jiro is a scam artist for his raw fish on rice trick. But is that any worse than charging $500 for year old carrot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjN546QGSMA&t=5s

>>10254152
ezzzzzz, calm the fuk down gook

>>10256974
>>10256963

Check the filename.
Original source title is surly king of the egg fortress.
If anything else it's a discount copy.

People who willingly pay for sushi deserve to get scammed

I wouldn't pay $400 for a sushi meal, but if any drooling retard can make good sushi how come I've only been to a few restaurants where it actually tastes great? And I live in a major US metro area full of soyboy hipsters and foodies.

>>10256963
how does he get out?

>>10258027
>surly king of the egg fortress
but that does not explain the videos origin, or if it is the entire video

>>10260660
>>10256974
There you go you lazy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>>10255603
>>10255991
Japan goes to pretty extreme lengths to keep small, localized rice farms and rice varieties afloat.

>>10258413
How good sushi is depends on the quality of the su-meshi (rice, keeping in mind sushi rice is made by mixing vinegar salt sugar into it), the quality of the fish, the precise way it's cut and the % of wasabi. A single wasabi root is $160 so you'll rarely get actual wasabi unless you go to a place as expensive as Jiros. In most cases it's imitation.

>>10260825
lol but dey don maek a lot like jthe US OF A so they suck!!11!!!

Bump

>>10254125
>forced meme
>forced
Retard.
>>10254113
I'm not paying $300 for arise in fish so you can fuck off

>>10256047
>spiritual cuckolds
my lord that meme has gone too far

>>10262482
sage

>>10257919
>newfags

>>/ck/image/HVSCmXXNuRDJRO3Izyha-Q
good threads