/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10232064
I don't ask. I demand.

>>10232064

I'd like a 6" seafood salad, untoasted.

>>10232064
Stop serving Halal meat.

God damn I want egg salad, the fact subway doesn't carry it irks me.

>>10232064
I have these Gushers-flavored condoms.
Will you suck my pengus?

>>10232071
Inshallah, we will make the kuffir respect us

>>10232069
>Getting seafood from a fast food place
Wew lad

>>10232076
Emma Stone is going to suck your cock, and you'd wear a condom?

>>10232064
Emily Jean is perfection!

>>10232093

that's not emma stone

>>10232089
all from a can anyway

>>10232116

autistic people are known to have trouble with facial recognition

>>10232064
>you will never look that cute in a polka-dot blouse
Why live?

>>10232116
It most certainly is

>>10232130

subway gets all their meats in large plastic bags

>>10232064
ayo hol up, this aint subway

>>10232137
>>10232116

they have the same ears so it is emma stone

>>10232093
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emly jeen is not for lewd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!!!!1
apologise to my wife, you hurt her feelings

>>10232155
I have a feeling you're not going to enjoy reading Harvey Weinstien's memoirs

she's really cute i wouldn't mind walking her to her house and kissing her good night

>>10232093
Can't be too sure around those hollywood jews.

>>10232149
Emma Stone has gotten blacked and jewed repeatedly. No thanks

>>10232189
true, but i'd chance it. yolo amirite

>>10232205
Prove it faggot

>>10232089
> he thinks that its seafood
I can guarantee that the whats in the seafood crab salad has never seen a fucking ocean

>>10232448
Fish is seafood, and artificial crab is Alaskan pollock .

>>10232064
>>At Subway there's no such thing as "No!"
then how about ur pusy on my 6inch sourdough bb.

>>10232305
>Believing Emma Stone doesn’t have a black bull

Sad!

>>10232875
>black bull
But weinsteins not black

Well well well... well well, japan!
Well, well...... if it isn't , well well....

>>10232875
>believing any holywood actress doesn't have a black bull

SAD!

>>10232938
Light floats down day river on uh red raft o' blood
Night blocks out d' heavens like uh big black shiny bug
Its hard soft shell shinin' white in one spot well
It's uh hard place dat I'm livin' but I'm doin' well well
The white ice horse melted like uh spot uh silver well
Its mane went last then disappeared the tail
My life ran thru my veins
Whistlin' hollow well
I froze in solid motion well well
I heard the ocean swarmin' body well well
I heard the beetle clickin' well
I sensed the thickest silence scream
Then I begin t' dream
My mind cracked like custard
Ran red until it sealed
Turn t' wooden 'n rolled like uh wheel well well
Thick black felt birds uh flyin'
With capes of solid chrome
With feathers of solid chrome
'n beaks of solid bone
'n bleach the air around them
White 'n cold well well
Till it's shown in pain
The hollow cane clicked like ever after
Its shadow vanished shinin' silence
well well

>>10232135
Lmao literally everything is autism now.

>>10233027
Fast and bulbous

Sure 'nuff 'n yes I do

>>10233027
Well....well.....well........if it isn't; well......well well.....

Ahh.... well well, we meet again......well well.... well well well well....... ah yes, well well... well... well well.... well well well well well well.....

>>10232064
Yeah, but not saying "no" doesn't necessarily mean they gave consent.

/esg/ is the most powerful general in the world

I worked in a Subway for like 2 months in highschool but got fired for giving away sandwich stamps and smoking weed and shit. So as revenge Id call in a big order of sandwiches here and there for pick up that were gross. Steak and cheese plus seafood with ranch, that type of shit. I called the health inspector on them the other day, and this is more than a decade on.

>>10233204
I wonder what your everyday life is like.

>>10233204
Good work. Keep on pushing back. Never let the man get you down.

>>10232854
>he doesn't have a footlong
I thank that i was only cursed with gingervitis.

>>10232064
That is clearly not Subway though, it's some kind of weird bulk breakfast serve line that uses generic sysco items

>>10232064
What's wrong with this Subway? The only thing I see is biscuits and sausages.

Can I have something good?

Rate my sub.

Italian herbs and cheese bread, ham, all the salad (omitting jalapeno), sweet onion sauce, salt and pepper.

Buenos nachos senorita, can you tell me where the absolute closest Jersey Mike's is? I want to get a delicious meal at a legitimate hoagie delicatessen.

>>10234075
Jersey Mike's is pure trash

>>10234055
instant fail, the only things from subway worth getting are the BMT and the club sandwich.

>>10233028
But for real though that's been line of the biggest indicators of autism for the longest time

>>10232116
Google says it's her in vogue 2016

>>10232064
ask her for foot lettuce

Ask them if their sandwiches will give me a shot at life
>they say no

>>10234239
wrong

Jersey Mikes is literally the best fast food sandwich

>>10234382
Guess again, kiddo. It's Wendy's.

>>10232064
>"No!"
I always lose at this part

>>10234244
jesus fuck why would you get a club
it's like a snot and meat glue and salt sandwich

>>10232064
I want her to spit on my sandwich

>>10232084
soon brother inshallah

>>10234452
I want her female discharge in my sandwich

>>10232140
tuna comes from a can

>>10234540
It was put there by a man in a factory downtown.

>>10232064
Put two McChickens on my sandwich.

>>10232084
>>10234457
moohomed fucked kids and goats.

>>10232064

a gf

Bitches don't know bout my aids

>>10234487
ew, dude

>>10232064

a gf

>>10232064
Put your feet on the counter right now.

>>10235849
found the homo

>>10235435
>thinking those guys are muslims
I'm probably replying to the second layer of b8 here but fuck it

>>10234371
>>10232137
>>10232149

In that case; That's not Subway

>>10232504
>and artificial crab is Alaskan pollock
not anymore lad, because tilapia is cheaper

>>10232064
Emma Stone sure is pretty

>>10232093
>muh pure virgin waifu
delusional

>>10237953
Blacked

>>10237968
>>10237983
>he does it for free

>>10237968
Why would a woman have to be a "pure virgin" to suck my cock?

>>10238018

The real question is why anyone would want a virgin. Literally don't know what the fuck they're doing, need to be taught everything, wont bring anything new to the table themselves. What board am I on again?

>>10238108
Found the roastie

>>10237983
>proof

>>10234540
there was a bully in highschool and he worked at subway, I overheard him saying he spits in the tuna

>>10232064
Hi, yes I'd like to eat your dumper.

>>10238413
Harvery Weinstein’s mattress

>>10238436
she wasn't harvested, there is literally no evidence whatsoever
unless you'd like to surprise me. but i doubt it

>>10238472
>white knighting a Hollywood roastie
*tips fedora*

>>10238539
not an argument

>>10238596
>this level of denial

>>10238620

>>10238539
>autistic enough to make up lies about someone you will never meet to annoy an entirely separate third party you will also never meet because they are a fan of the former
boy you really showed me

>>10238646
Dude, why so gay? LMAO.

>>10238646
>*furiously masturbates to Hollywood roasties*
Good goy

>>10238436
That's Emma Watson dumbass.
Emily Jean didn't even work with him.

>>10232064
sweet onion chicken teriyaki with bell peppers, barbecue, vinaigrette, lite ranch, extra cheese, on flatbread, like i always do

>>10238680
I’m from Alberta.

I wonder what her asshole feels like

>>10239295
Worn-out sock.

>>10232075
They carry it in other parts of the world, but not in the west.

>>10239307
*silky smooth, youthful passion pipe, oozing pleasure and orgasms, waiting to grip your dick and milk every drop of baby batter from your balls
fix'd that for you

>>10239325
sounds like you know a lot about anal, faggot

>>10239343
Wanting to fuck Emma Stone, a hyper-angelic supergoddess? is gay? You wish, pumpkin. I'm straight. I would however given the chance, strap her asshole permanently to my face like a delicious 10/10 feed bag, and proudly show up to social events and family gatherings with my qtpa2t emma assmask on full display.

>>10239361
entire thread is cancer, saged, Jew shill

>>10239367
gb2 /pol/, this is a non babby board

>>10239361
Attending family gatherings sounds kinda gay

>>10239375
I'm from Alberta

>>10239361
just kill yourself

>>10239361
>proudly show up to social events and family gatherings with my qtpa2t emma assmask on full display.
Based, made me laugh loudly. Anal is degeneracy though.

>>10240511
I dont get this

>>10240744
It's a Mensa puzzle.

>>10240749
>>10240511
Drink the clean one then run away.

YEAH CAN I GET A MUFUGGIN UHHHHHHHH

Shredded steak, grated cheese, toasted, red onions, lettuce, gherkin, gherkin, a single line of ceasar dressing

>>10232448
I like the idea of taking food to enjoy something before you eat it. It changes the way I think about picnics, fishing, a trip on the river or lake, a day at the beach. I took the sandwich to the beach with me so it could enjoy a day in the sun before I eat it. Or that charcuterie got to play in the park. Those sandwiches sure did have fun fishing with us.

>>10232064
Show me your feet.

>>10240846
http://adultswithautism.org.uk/autism-feeling-sympathy-for-objects/

>>10232064
Mayo, tuna on a meatball sub.

>>10232071
What if the person behind you asks for halal meat

>>10240869
Since subway cant say no could i get her fired if she refused?

>>10232064
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

>>10240881
I assumed the guy was memeing but your link made me kek nevertheless

I want a 12ft sub with butter and 5 dollar bills

>>10232064
I wonder how easily a gril like her could have missed her opportunity at fame and ended up on minimum wage. How many grils that hot are working minimum wage right now. And how much they’d accept in payment for letting me shit in their mouths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

>>10232071

>italian herb and cheese (or any bread you want)
>chicken teriyaki
>mozzarella
>toasted
>spinach
>red onion
>lettuce
>bell pepper (or not, up to you)
>sweet onion sauce

>>10232064
Step on the buns with your feet

>>10245567
ew

>>10240909
they shall be put to the sword, allahu akbar

>>10233234
Wouldn't simply Hook line and sinker be a better title for that comic? Isn't succor a little overwrought? Seems like an unnecessary pun to me

>>10232064
I'd ask for her soul

>>10245567
>getting foot fungus in your lettuce

>>10234244
Pizza sub is good too fight me.

>>10234055

>meat on top of the veggies
>fucking carrots

What kind of shitty europoor country is this from?

>>10232064
no bread

just put every topping onto the wrapper, extra of every sauce

whip my topping bomb at the wall and leave

>>10246280
wtf

>>10232064
SUCK MY DICK BITCH
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

yee

>>10232064
say no to me

>>10248146
Yes, sir. No.
NEXT

>>10240744
>>10240749
>>10240794
you may be confused
white "people" refer to the glass on the left as "coke"

>>10248420
Show me a single porno in which the girl says "fuck me in the coke"

>>10246238
>implying she has foot fungi

>>10248483
>>10248487
I don't get it

>>10232064
Lemme get uh, Footlong Spicy Italian, you bug-eyed BIYATCH!

>>10248483
Roastie-ectomy postop pics

>>10232064
Will you answer this question with 'No'?

>>10232064
show me your penis

>>10232064
foot long Italian BMT on Italian herbs and cheese. Pepperjack cheese, toasted. Add cucumber, banana peppers, black olives, chipotle southwest, and a line of sweet onion teriyaki.

Oh, and extra olives, please.

>>10235435
>he fucked goats and younger goats
bit redundant, don't you think?

>>10232064
I'll take world peace and a million dollars

>>10248483
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>>10248634
you can stop whenever

>>10232064
No one else noticed this wasn't a pic from a Subway? It looks like some breakfast buffet.

So I feel like the first statement was a trick and the question was for "what do you ask?" but in the breakfast buffet. That said, I ask for some scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage and some hashbrowns, then I.. Oh god someone's strangling her and now he ra- Oh shit it's the guy from a couple posts up! HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH POSTS! AHHHGHHHH!!!!

>>10249224
I'm sorry, I meant please keep posting foods with their qt pairings plox

>>10249241
Ah i almost thought u checked their facebooks pictures and matched them with the sandwiches you bought from each particular person.

>>10232064
Ask her to pee on me while I jerk off

>>10248501

t. subway PR employee

Please stuff as many cold cuts into your anal cavity as possible, and a sprig of Rosemary into your urethra. Let it ferment a few hours to develop flavor, then assblast it all out into a plastic bag to go, finally dousing the thing in your rosemary piss, a gallon of oil, and a whole bottle of vinegar. FYI I'm clogging your toilet with it.

>>10238725
I'm from Alberta!!

>>10238725
>>10250082
I'm not from Alberta but I'm totally stoked that you found each other.

>>10246238
>not getting foot fungus in your lettuce

>>10232064
to get a soda

>>10249258
That's a good idea. I might try doing this from now on.

>>10249155
unrated post

>>10251956
creepy as shit
almost as bad as the guy who cooked meatballs and spaghetti for his new neighbor's dog and left it on her porch

>>10232064
My friend is notorious for getting so much sauce that it'll be dripping with each bite. Literally covering your whole mouth with sauce.
One time i was with him he got his usual spicy italian blah blah blah with a TON of siracha sauce. He told the person that he wanted a lot but the employee wasnt getting the point so my friend eventually said, "No, i want a lot". Hoping he would get the hint and just give him a lot of sauce without the embarrasment.
After about 5 lines of sauce the employee looks up worried, hoping that he would be satisfied with the amount of sauce, but my friend wasn't in the slightest. He wanted more sauce. Eventually got to the point where the employee would just put a little bit on at a time looking up for reassurance while my friend said a little more.
Apparently it got to be too much for the employee because after my friend said just a little bit more, the employee got a confused and irritated look on his face and exclaimed, "N..No! You DON'T need that much sauce! There's no reason for that much!"
Ever since that day i laugh when i go to subway with my friend because he will purposely get just a medium amount of sauce on his sandwiches since hes afraid of having another embarrassing moment like that. Those were the days. :)

>>10232064
> I reach over the counter and grab her like a bowling ball
> " I'll wine and dine ya and then I'll flip ya over and fuck ya for a good half hour. "

>>10232064
I want grilled chicken 12" sub, with a pound of bacon on it.

I moved to a place close to a lot of bars and across the street from a 24h subway, so it's become my go to post-drinking food

>6 inch oven roasted chicken
>Italian herbs and cheese
>Extra cheese
>Lettuce, onion, green pepper
>Salt and pepper
>Light mayo and bbq sauce

I don't think I've ever had this sober but it hits the spot at 4am

>>10236444
Found the virgin who clearly doesn't know what discharge tastes like

>>10232064
The sweet teriyaki one.
Everything on it but pickles.

>>10255355
even cum?

>>10248483
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>>10248634
Nigger what?

Foot long Spicy Italian on Italian herb and cheese bread pepper jack cheese with everything extra jalapeños pickles and pepperoni couple shakes of salt n peppa just the sandwich no chips or drink please.

>>10234540
Subway Tuna comes in big silver bags

Will you go on a date to Firehouse Subs with me?

Will you go on a date to Firehouse Subs with me?

>>10232064
I’d love to hold Emma down and fuck her with a bhut jolokia chilli pepper

>>10257916
WOAH WOAH WOAH that's too far

>>10257966
Jalapeño then.

>>10232064
two american steakhouse melts on white sesame bread, i will take bacon, spicy cheese, salad, tomatoes, red onions, mayonnaise and black pepper.

>>10235435
Say that shit outside of your basement and you will get thrown into the gulag white cuck.

>B-but at least the books are good