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10247566 No.10247566 [Reply] [Original]

All alone? No problem, I'll take you to a seat at the bar.

>> No.10247568

>>10247566
Thank god my bar has a no singles policy.

>> No.10247569

A topic died for this.

>> No.10247575

>>10247568
>bar has a no singles policy.
While I'm sure one of these bars exist somewhere, I've never been shown a shred of proof. Probably because it'd be retarded.

>> No.10247590

I want to be seated by robert, you disgusting roastie

>> No.10247609

>>10247566
>he actually needs a hostess to escort him to the bar like a child instead of just announcing that he's going there when he walks in

>> No.10247617

>>10247575
>He can't get into couple's only bars
You poor incel

>> No.10247647

>>10247617
>Can't even post one example of a couples only bar
Hahaha

>> No.10247683
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10247683

>>10247647
>Impotent virgin rage intensifies

>> No.10247687

>>10247647
https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g293962-d10825137-r493588417-The_Love_Bar-Colombo_Western_Province.html

>> No.10247689
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>>10247683
>>10247687

>> No.10247709

>>10247683
I’m not the guy you replied to, but is this honestly the example you came up with? This isn’t a “couples only” club, it’s a club for swingers. No one would have dinner here or go here on a date, you go here to let someone else fuck your wife. If this is your “local bar that doesn’t allow singles” you have just admitted you are a cuck.

>> No.10247725

I've only been seated at the bar once. I'm a pretty short guy and the chair was really low so I ended up having the plate at around nose-height when I was sitting.
Ended up sitting with my legs tugged under me like they do in Japan but it felt pretty undignified.
The rabbit stew was excellent, though.

>> No.10247726

>>10247709
>Not fucking a harem
Beta loser
>>>/r9k/
Better board for you

>> No.10247730

>>10247566
The restaurant in my town is closed due to the owners having to keep the general store open because their mother who was the owner of the store died. The Saloon is great and owned by a sweet old man, some of the regulars of the saloon are fuckheads asking for a fight, I don't oblige them because I am not going to jail or prison for some dumb asshole who thinks he is tough. Yes I am single and literally no one I know or myself gives a shit.

>> No.10247741

>>10247725
When will they learn?

>> No.10247790

>>10247683
This isn't a couples only bar, it's a swingers bar.
>>10247687
I couldn't confirm this was couples only apart from one review mentioning it, and others mention it's not couples only. Plus, it's a bar in Sri Lanka, is that literally the only possible example?

>> No.10247802

>>10247790
The fact that you think you can go to a swinger's club alone tells me all I need to know about you, faggot.

>> No.10247835

>>10247802
But it's not a couples only bar, which you also readily admitted to. Seems to me there's still no evidence couples only bars exist, but nice job trying to sidestep the issue.

>> No.10247859

>>10247683
Your gmail now belongs to /baph/

>> No.10247860

>>10247835
I don't know where you're from, probably Alberta, but where I come from, if you try to fuck a man's wife without an equitable trade, you're night will end badly.

>> No.10247863

>>10247802
I've been to swinger's clubs lots of times. Hell, any swinger's club with any kind of proper business sense knows that the best way to make money is to charge single guys twice as much as couples.

>> No.10247866
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10247866

>>10247741
Manlets need food too, man :(

>> No.10247873

>>10247647
The bar at any good kinoplex is no singles

>> No.10247885

>>10247863
No self respecting swinger's club would tolerate that kind of degeneracy.

>> No.10247901
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>>10247866
Not in public you failed abortion

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>>10247866
>chop

>> No.10248136

>>10247569
which one

>> No.10248168

>>10248136
Odds are something fast food

>> No.10248187

>>10247873
Fine, then link one example of such a kinoplex.

>> No.10248257
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10248257

>>10247866
That's an old one.

Thanks for posting it so I can re-edit the reaction-face out of it though.

>> No.10248299

>>10247885
Now you're just talking out of your ass.

>> No.10248311

>>10248299
Physiologically impossible, but keep on spouting lies.

>> No.10248319

>>10247901
If I looked like that I probably really wouldn't go out actually.
Poor guy.

>> No.10248332

>>10248311
>Physiologically impossible
Heh

>> No.10248339

>>10248319
Just think about it; he'll always be able to reach the bottom shelf without hurting his or her knees. If he gets is a scuffle, every blow goes to their lower stomach or groin. You don't have to feed him much and he's portable.

>> No.10248349

>>10248299
>>10248311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Hwq4V2dm0

>> No.10248443

>>10247568

Do they still allow you to brig your falcon in though

>> No.10248743
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>>10248349
>chop

>> No.10248973

>>10248743
Based slowjack poster