/ck/ - Food & Cooking

tendies from only 2.5# - 3.0# fryer sized chickens only. any other size and the ratio of crunch to juicy is meat is off.

>>10237587
For me, the best tendies sre the ones I purchase from my mommy with good boy points. They are the best because she lovd me, but I think Wendy’s tendies are my fav.

>>10237606
first time englishing?

>>10237587
The appropriate tendie should be the approximate length and girth of your father's penis, for familiarity. Then you can stick one up your butthole every time you consider putting your faggotry on public display like this.

Am I kil

Guys, I was being serious. I just had some that used wayy too thick chicken.

>>10237651
>Guys, I was being serious.
I never use "autistic" as an insult, because it's unoriginal, never applies to the person it's applied to, and some autistic people learn to cope with it and alright to hang out with, but jesus fucking christ that is some autistic shit to say. What are you gonna do, Chair the Board of Tendies Weights and Measures? You're talking about standardizing the already most bog-standard generic food on the planet. You don't have a legitimate opinion about food. Learn to fry chicken, roast it, grill it, and saute it, with different sauces and seasonings and sides, then come back when you have a valid opinion.

>>10237724
ISO tendie standard.

>>10237734
Tendies must be standardized!!!

>>10237587
>even the dreaded too little breading
this should result in capital punishment desu senpai

>>10237587
for me, it's the big mac

>>10237734
Great, now we'll have 13 different tendie standards.

Chick-fil-a does it right.
Especially the flavor.

>>10237778

twin peaks has the best tendies. get 'em tossed in wing sauce...you'll thank me.

>>10237872
That looks like SHIT.

>>10237891
no, it doesn't look like you

>>10237587
idk but does anyone have a decent tendie recipe? I was thinking of making some this week

>>10238005
>tendies
>egg
>flour
>whatever seasoning you like
>dunk tendies in flour
>dunk tendies in egg
>dunk tendies in seasoned flour
>deep fat fry 'til they're done
are you really this autistic?

>>10238010
>autistic
if you idiots keep overusing this word it is gonna lose all meaning
no breadcumbs? no oil temp? no cut specification? Thanks for nothing

>>10238043
Brine your stripes of chicken overnight. Not that guy but mix your cold eggs with a little milk that's near the freezing point, 1C per 3 eggs. No, crumbs, though adding cornmeal can be fun.

Fry at 375F until internal temp reaches 155F, you don't want dry tendies and carry-over will do the rest.

>>10238043
get mommy to cook them for you

>>10237917

>>10238043
>no cut specification?
do you even know what the fuck a tendie is??? probably best if you stay out of the kitchen

> The International Council for the Standardization of Dino Tendies

>>10239085
Are these things actually ever chicken at some point? I feel like its possibly chemistry to make a chicken like texture, but has nothing else to actually do with chicken or meat.

>>10239139
Ask the vegans.

>>10239139
chicken nuggets are fabricated, there's no other way to make them.

>>10239143
Are you saying that they have the answer to that question? And if you know that they do, don't you too have it?

>>10239147
Fabricated how?

I just find the whole thing highly unlikely to not have been fucked with to oblivion for a cheaper means of creating a similar product that the masses won't distinguish the difference between. I mean, isn't that typically the corporate goal.

>>10239179
>Fabricated how?
ie they are not a whole food and never were.

Tendies are a whole food (they come from the underside) of a chicken breast. There is no anatomical part of a the chicken called the "nugget"

For me, it's McDonald's Buttermilk Crispy Tenders.

>>10239373
Is that a boy or a girl? wtf, why should this be confusing.

>>10239373
Is this reviewsis?

>>10239373
Do people enjoy this for some reason? Watching a 12 year old eat?

>>10239373
>>10239398
>>10239414
>>10239418
its a girl named sunny from /r9k/. she has a lot of orbiters.

>>10239373
reviewbrah finally transitioned

>>10239418
She's cute. Everyone i shallow. Welcome to Earth.

>>10237606
good answer.

>>10237621
"Tendies" are chicken tenders, chicken tenders are supposed to be (or, were originally) from a muscle which is connected to the underside of a chicken breast half. You can find them in a grocery store usually/sometimes/never, depending on where you live/shop.
Chicken fingers were created to deal with a piece of meat that really didn't have a profitable culinary use. Not unlike buffalo wings.

>>10237872
I don't like sepia tone tendies.

>>10237587
did you plan on not being murdered by 12000 katana swing rk9s for trying to change the only source of pleasure in their lives?