/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10237539

He's old school and doesn't fuck around with gay shit. I'd rather eat food like that instead of some gay ass pussy dish made by some 20something hipster faggot who thinks cutting steak into cubes and drawing on plates with baby food is cooking.

>>10237616
>old school
>retirement home food
Oh, okay. My bad.

>>10237539
what would be your menu of 30 dishes feeding over 1,100?

>>10237645

>simple universally loved dishes are retirement home food

What would you suggest? Burgers with sriracha mayo and fish tacos?

>>10237666
I wouldn't have 30 dishes because I'm not fucking retarded.

>>10237694
>I wouldn't have 30 dishes because
nobody wants my food.

>>10237697
Why doesn't anybody want your food? Do you cook like a retirement home chef like Wolfgang Puck does?

>>10237694
>I'm not fucking retarded.
just a little stupid?

>>10237706
that would imply people would want my food, like hollywood millionaires attending the oscars.

>>10237718
>nobody wants my food.
>Why doesn't anybody want your food?
>that would imply people would want my food

Aww, you're literally retarded. My bad.

>>10237787
>>10237706
>Do you cook like a retirement home chef like Wolfgang Puck does?
he forgot he asked two questions. How dumb.

>>10237539
Looks bretty good tbqhwy

>>10237845
Okay let's try it your way then?
>nobody wants my food.
>Do you cook like a retirement home chef like Wolfgang Puck does?
>that would imply people would want my food
No it wouldn't imply that, you're literally retarded. So sorry :(

>>10237915
>No it wouldn't imply that
Yes, he's doing just that.

>>10237924
>implying you're a fucking retard

>>10237929
>makes thread about wolfgang pucks menu at the oscars
>forgets wolfgang puck is catering the oscars

Jesus, thats not retardation that's dementia.

>>10237949
>implying drugged out retards like Jennifer Lawrence (who isn't even a high school dropout, she's a Junior High dropout) have more taste or class than a senior citizen living in a retirement home

Do you live in a retirement home or something retard? That would explain your dementia.

>>10237539
This all looks delicious wtf are you on about?

>>10237645
Didn't realize retirement homes served cabernet braised short ribs and salmon filet

>>10238046
>Didn't realize retirement homes served garbage

>>10237915
>>10237645
>>10237982
>>10238046
Could your obsession with retirement homes perhaps be related to your subconscious recognizing symptoms of early onset dementia?

>>10238083
Get out of here with your Big Retirement Home agenda.

The pot pie is probably bomb.

Yet another stellar /ck/ thread.

>>10237645
Bait

>>10237694
So youre more successful?

>>10237539
Why so jealous?of a multi billionaire lol sad

>>10238342
>youre
Nice Bait

>>10238333
Also bait, also reddit, also gay

>>10238360
>jealous?of

retard

>>10238407
>>10238423
check out this fag

>>10238455
gay retard

>>10237539
he is bread and butter. nothing wrong with that, but he doesnt seem to venture out of julia child recipes, although child was extremely knowledgable. i could picture her just running out of something and always being able to improvise without failure.

child and pepin are the two cooking gods.

>>10238507
Thanks for proving my point flim flam