/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Forks are objectively better.

chopsticks solely exist to supply eating instruments to mass amounts of poor people.

>>10234028
>No shoveling
Odd choice for the first rule, because when I go to Chinatown literally all the Asians are doing this.

Forks and knives.

>>10234050
Maybe not shoveling is a thing in Japan, but shoveling is standard in china. Japanese are too damn polite anyway. Next they will expect me to not eat chicken drums with my hands. I don’t know, I didn’t see chicken drums in Japan or china. I ate them with my hands in Thailand tho, like everyone else.

>>10234059
Asparagus? The fuck? Why?

>>10234028
>no shoveling

Japanese propaganda. Literally all asians except them do this.

>>10234072
tradition

>>10234059
>he doesn’t transfer the fork to his right hand after he cuts his food like a true American

>>10234072
Asparagus and dippy egg.

>>10234080
In Korea we're taught that only the Japanese shovel. Weird.

>>10234072
If you cannot grab your asparagus with your fingers you either overcooked the fuck out of it or covered it in sauce.

>>10234072
brittish

>>10234028
Are there any good YouTube videos on the right way to use chopsticks? Or is it just a practice thing?

>>10234028
But they do tons of those in anime

>>10234086
Wait, do Europeans not do that?

>>10234028
whoever made this should kill themselves for being autistic sperg. Also fuck all you wannabe yellow chink faggots. Forks are objectively better than shit sticks for everything so fucking neck yourselves you gook retard fags

>>10234080
Except that's literally the only way I've ever seen japs eat rice out of a bowl.

>>10234154
>Forks
>Better than chopsticks for noodles

>>10234153
No they dont.

>>10234041

Only if you have the skills afforded to a chimpanzee. After you're dexterous enough to pinch your fingers together you can eat food fast and with many options.

>>10234106
And this is only true for asparagus? No other vegetable? Interesting.

>>10234158
They are. It's pretty great not slurping your food. Kind of polite, too.

>>10234080
>Japanese propaganda. Literally all asians except them do this.
>chinks and gooks eat cats and dogs
>Japanese are the only civilised Asians
What did he mean by this?

>>10234200

You have to be talking about a spork, or you're making no sense.

>>10234028
no thanks

>>10234204
>Japanese are the only civilized Asians
>literally raped their way across half of China for coal, wood, and oil.

>>10234204
>Japanese men are too busy jacking off to loli comics to have wives
>Japanese women are obsessed with cake
>mothers fuck their sons so they can focus on school instead of girls
>the only nation still hunting whales for food
>used panties available in vending machines
>civilized

Fuck you they're a tool for eating food slowly I'll use them however I want. This is a free country faggot.

>>10234028
>not pointing just to be an ass

>>10234200
>not slurping noodles

Way to not atomize the broth and get maximum flavor out of your noodles, Wilbur.

>>10234028

>....is the way a bowl of rice is offered to the spirit of a dead person...

stopped reading there

>>10234260
>mothers fuck their sons so they can focus on school instead of girls
hey
thats pretty hot

only subhumans and hipsters use chopsticks. it's 2018 we don't need to use twigs to eat like cavemen did

>>10234260
>mothers fuck their sons so they can focus on school instead of girls
Wow. I thought the stories in Jap porn were just make believe.

Are those incest gameshows true, too?

>>10234050
Did you read one of the very first words in the infographic? It's Japanese manners, not Chinese. And a Chinatown in America is in no way representative of authentic Asian culture

>>10234028
no fun allowed

>Chopsticks are just extensions of your fingers!
>But if you use them like your fingers I'rr excommunicate you from my great nippon anshesteru and you wirr be marked for death!

which dillweed wrote this
>tripadvisor
fucking kek, literally get over yourself

>>10234969
Are American Chinatowns really restricted to Chinese?

>>10234784
>>10234897
There are lots of men in Japan who are completely fucked up and can’t have normal relationships because their mothers fucked them during high school and college. I don’t know about incest gameshows tho.

>>10234969
Fuck off weeb. Your glorious nippon hates you. The Japanese think you’re an even bigger loser than we do.

>>10234050
>>10234080
I suppose it's kinda like not holding glass of wine by the stem or something
common mistake doesn't mean it's technically the correct way to do it