/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the absolute state of shill kay

One 50 lbs bag of rice, and nothing else. If you're not a bitch, you can make it all the way to your next monthly trip.

Take your pick.

>>10229743
30 days * 3 polish dogs per day = 90 polish dogs

>>10229801
Given how many calories are in the pizza you could live on it for at least a week.

>>10229743
some self respect you fat piece of shit

When I had a membership, I would just buy meme shit that I was 90% sure I would return.

Fitbit, memory foam mattress pad, high end bluetooth speaker, nice GPS unit... etc.

the membership fee bought me limited time luxury.

>>10229743
some 'deenz, some 'cha, some 'cados.

>>10229866
>limited time luxury
Nigger, you can literally return something five years later when you want to upgrade.

Hell, there's one woman at my local Costco that comes in every week to return the last of the three packs of mini watermelons for a full refund.

>>10229743
>2lb bag of fresh broccoli florets, not frozen
great for a quick toss in olive oil s&p and roast
>box of tate's chocolate chip cookies
because you're a fat fuck and they're delicious
>kirkland sparkling italian mineral water
it's better than pellegrino or any other shit and it's like $1/bottle
>bag of fresh peeled garlic cloves
refrigerated, convenient. make 40 clove soup when they start getting past fresh
>parmegiano reggiano
cheap by the big block, and good quality
>korean bbq beef jerky
tasty flavor but not super dry if you're into that texture
>brownie brittle
it's addictive
>kirkland gin
it's pretty good for like $19/handle or whatever it costs.

fuck I need to go to costco

>>10229960
the asiago tasetes same as parkmesan and way cheaper

>>10229809
I take it you're above eating.

>>10229807
>a week

Now I just feel fat for always finishing one in 3 days.

>>10229960
>korean bbq beef jerky
I love that shit, assuming you mean the pork jerky.

>>10229743
a shitload of booze

>>10229743
Those huge boxes of fruit gummies
God damn those are delicious

Aside from food, probably a fire extinguisher. A lot of people don't have a fresh one on-hand (they can become ineffective/depressurized after a few years even if you DO have one). Costco's extinguishers are usually fairly cheap.

A ONE DOLLAR AND FIFTY CENT ALL BEEF JUMBO HOT DOG AND FREE 20 OZ DRINK (W FREE REFILL(

Lactose free milk
Kirkland cookies
Ground beef for chili
BBQ sauce
Spices if i need them
55lb bag of dog food
Case of water
One box of a frozen microwavable food for if i need a quicker bite
Pack of 3 frozen pizza
Real maple syrup
Hot dog buns and rolls
Honey
Beef jerky
Pierogi
Big pack of gum

>>10229809
>you can only get high quality ingredients by paying 150% markup or at whole foods or the local jew

>>10229743
>65" tv
>tires
>industrial size pack of panty liners
>4lbs of cheese

>>10231380
Who buys tires at the beginning of March?

>>10231388
What does time of year have to do with tires?

>>10231388
it's april in my neck the woods

>>10231496
It's the unassuming comments like this that make me laugh out loud that keep me coming back to this fucking site.