/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10223981
this came to mind and then i googled it and realized its basically burnt pancakes

i always wanted to try these as a kid

i want dis

Ive always wondered what it would be like to get calorie gel/IV food/whatever its called from the Halo games. Or rather, whatever the equivilant is for that specific scifi based series.

In Halo they would go into deep sleeps in cryotubes. And they described this kind of food gel theyd get given through a tube directly into the mouth and stomach while they slept frozen. And whenever theyd wake up they would almost always vomit. But it always made me wonder.

Atleast I think it was Halo. Id also eat the fuck out of the Well Done Steak from Monster Hunter.

>>10223981
Hey, is that one purple?
Purple is my favorite DRINK

>>10224094
The shit they use in real-life feeding tubes in unflavored.
You can go buy glucose gel from the pharmacy if you'd like to try that, it's near all the diabetic stuff. It's basically gel icing. It's just pure sugar.

>>10224098
you do remember that was poison, right?

>>10224123
In the books it was described as being flavored. Lemon limey flavor I think.

>>10224068
hah, that's cute

>>10223981
pic related
>honorable mention: a platter of cheeseburgers from Pop Tate's Chocklit Shoppe

>>10224051
What about this shit though

>>10223981
Not fictional but the wild board they eat in Asterix always used to make me hungry

speaking of spongebob. Pic related and the blue jelly from jellyfish jam

>>10224201

>>10224188
oh god this is almost as terrifying as being chased around by a vaccuum

>>10224167
If it goes directly into your stomach, you're not going to be able to taste it. Glucose gel is typically flavored, though.

>>10224178
>hah, that's kawaii
ftfy

>>10224210
>If it goes directly into your stomach, you're not going to be able to taste it.

>>10224219
fuck me that's so dumb why am i laughing so hard

>>10224235
because PBF is the best

>>10223981
they have those that almost every bakery

>>10223981

>>10224061
i still do

>>10224051
>>10224068
>>10224192
>>10224202
>>10224444
>>10224448
You do know you can just make/buy these, right?

The wacky pizzas they ordered on the show. In fact, someone actually cooked them

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pizzas/

>>10223981
I'll have what Chuck's having if you know what I mean

>>10224464
>https://www.foodbeast.com/news/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pizzas/

he makes a bunch of faggy single serving hipster pizzas, not anything the turtles woulda ate.

>>10224434
These are real, or at least used to be. I remember them being in the rec building’s vending machine in middle school. Graham cracker biscuit covered in chocolate

>>10224463
Autism
>>10224492
All jimmy neutron food looked great, I’d kill for a purple flurp

>>10224473
runescape alcohol, (thats rum right?) yum.

>>10223981

>>10224518
not just any boring ass rum, it's KARAMJAN RUM

this

>>10224473
afking wc guild magics as I browse

the ambrosia from xena/hercules shows

Elixir.

>>10224473
the wine looked so fucking good in this game

>>10224525

>>10224463
>you can just make brontosaurus burgers
>just clone them it’s nbd

smurf berries and all the deserts baker smurf made with them

chowder had so many cool looking foods in it

>>10224580
Ayy Skinner

>>10224509
yeah I had them they just tasted like Crunch bars to me
but even if they were good they're supposed to be the best chocolate bar in the world in the book/movie so I guess that's what I really wanna try

>>10224183
Grape soda ?

>>10224068
bacon and eggs dear

>>10224188
Cake batter with a ludicrous amount of pink food coloring.

>>10224157
Not him, but I remember it was poisoned and I still want to eat it.

>>10224068
Its just pork belly fried in a pan with eggs.

Would eating harpy eggs be considered borderline cannibalism?

>>10224188
I always associate that shit with lingonberry porridge, and vomit.

>>10226054
I'll answer your question with a question...
Would fucking them be considered borderline bestiality?

I always wondered what the potions on neopets tasted like

>>10226090
The bottom's a bird, so maybe?

>>10223981
Burgers with tons of food coloring?

>>10224106
French tie bow fries?

>>10224188

It looked like melted cheese to me.

kanker burguer

>>10226269
along with the powdered milk drink they made that made them cough literal clouds

>>10224106
SEMEN- MILKSHAKES?

>>10224061
Doesn't Dempsey say that Quick Revive tastes like rotting fish and cat piss, though?

>>10224188
Pepto-Bismol?

>>10224210
No the other anon is right, I remember reading something like the captain dude from the first Halo complaining about some having gotten on his lips, making him taste it, in one of the real old Halo books

Green chu jelly looked like the tastiest drink ever to me.

I could post tons.

>>10225258


or a moderate amount of red food coloring

I always wanted to try lembas bread after watching LotR. Then every fucknut on tumblr started making their own recipes for shitty hardtack. I just want crazy magical elf bread.

>"bread"
>RTCW jausenbrett with beerstein
>JAWBREAKERS
>DE:HR protein bars and cocktails
>nuka cola and sunset sarsaparilla
>Interfectum 600mg and Kong whiskey

>>10226015
see
>>10227154

Popplers

>>10226883
Why would you post this and not Purification Sake or something

>>10226090
>>10226104
If harpies are intelligent creatures and if you were to communicate with one and managed to seduce her, it would be interspecies sex but still consensual. Of course this means if she didn’t consent it would be interspecies rape. If the harpy isn’t intelligent and you couldn’t communicate with hed, it would be bestiality and still rape. Generally though harpies are intelligent but evil creatures that enjoy feasting on the flesh of humans. Perhaps you could redeem her though, and make her your bird-girl paladin waifu.

>>10227178
because solar candy looks yummier.

>>10227188
It's not food, fag

>>10227191
It is for Ammy.

>>10227183
Holy fucking shit anon.

>>10227200
No it's not. Link doesn't eat his heart containers either.

>>10227213
Sure he does. You just don't see it.

>>10226801
>Food you want to eat
>Posts food that wants to eat you

>>10226754
Shit
It's literally a boy pussy

I can't believe nobody posted this.

>>10227291

>>10227291
that's not fictional, it's just cans of frosting scooped into big sl0ps of shit

>>10227291

>>10225212
What?

one of those big fucking sandwiches my nigger shaggy makes fuck the dog he puts lots of work into those huge fucking sandwiches

>>10227291
That's because it's disgusting fucking playdoh

>>10227311

>but she was wrong
>today was gonna SUCK

Literally no heavier feels exist.

This site is all underage faggots now so I don't think many will remember, but I always got a craving for the pizza in this game.

>>10224192
Yesss, the way those boar glistened really spoke to me when I read/watched Asterix as a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

>>10224463
gib subservient fire demon pls

>>10224210
>>10224219
Used to work with rehabilitating stroke patients. Spent one Christmas evening at work there and of course the patients who could eat got some nice food that day. I think it was duck.
Anyway, those who didn't have contraindications were also offered a glass of wine and one man who could only take in food and drink through a feeding tube in his stomach wall asked me to put a glass of wine in it. He wanted the buzz but he also wanted to be able to taste it when he burped. I obliged of course.
I guess you take whichever pleasures you can when you're in that situation. I'd have let him swish it around his mouth too if he had been capable of course. I can't image going on with life if I could no longer eat and drink at all. Poor bastard.

>>10227436
MAKE ME A PIZZA

>>10226789
Dempsey is a bitch ass Marine, that's all you need to know.

>>10227514
THERE'S STUFF ON THAT I DON'T LIKE

>>10224192
>tfw when you have wild boars meat marinated in wine with spices ready to be made into goulash on sunday
thanks dad for being a hunter

>>10227155
>"bread"
Patrician choice.
Should be eaten by a campfire and washed down with vodka in the company of a few good friends.

so comfy

>>10224616
yes, so much.
>>10226975
always reminded me of fudgemilk candies.
>>10224654
dude the grapple fruit always sounded so good.

Pic related or the popcorn from the same show.

>>10227350
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

>>10224068
why anime food look so good

>>10226054
Not unless the eggs were fertile. Otherwise it would be like eating periods.

>>10227396
this

>>10227662
Because it is drawn that way

>>10227013
This, the fact that it was hardtack in function but also some kind of delicious elf superfood was fucking amazing to me as a child, I loved those books. It's really not something anyone should try and replicate, it'll end up being completely wrong and a disappointment.

>>10227737
better question; why anime food look better than real food

>>10226813
why does that one on the bottom contain a tiny girl in it, won't she suffocate.

>>10224518
>>10224473
>>10224526

>>10227778
Same reason anime girls look better than real life girls

>>10227778
Lack of detail in just the right places leaves your brain to fill in the blanks. True perfection can only exist in the 2D world because of this. The world we live in is too inherently ugly for our own imaginary ideals.

>>10227841
unrealistic body proportions?

>>10228039
>Implying this is unrealistic
Lose some weight roastie

>>10228047
WAkE ME Up

>>10224202
I still want this for whatever reason

>>10228056
nigga thats one piece
the niggas in that have noses down to their kneecaps

>>10228075

One Piece is 100% anatomically correct.

>>10227174
POP AAAAAAAAAAH POPPLER IN YOUR MOUTH!

>>10227737
gonna have to try rice cracker coating

>>10227803
Its a fairy

>>10226256
>>10226266
>>10227638
holy shit yes nostalgia

it is both blue and illegal

>>10228679
I bet it makes you really mean

>>10227436
I got drunk and watched a guy stream this for six hours one night last summer. I didn't even know who he was, I just saw his stream on Twitch somewhere. I was the only viewer and I just kept telling him he sucked when he messed something up. Guy was doing spreadsheets and shit to help him get through this game.

>>10228675
The first 2 were my posts, are you single?

I'll take 3

Pizza The Hutt

>>10226813
I always wanted to try grandma's soup. Link loved it so much.

>>10224654
Is that Karl Pilkington?

>>10227174
I always imagined they would taste like breaded popcorn shrimp with tartar

When L O S T was airing they were giving these away nationwide but nothing was close enough to me.

>>10228951
this

>>10227737
>anime
>drawn well
I'm having a hearty laugh.

>>10227291
Why are the plates empty?
I'm too old for imagination.

>>10224188
I could be wrong, but I vaguely remember burger king doing a teletubbies promotion and selling tubbie custard.

it was just pudding, nice dubs

>>10227396
>let me guess someone stolen your sweetroll

Not really fictional but every time I see Michael J Fox and James Woods eat a Frog Dog in The Hard Way I get really hungry for the fries and hot dog combo they chow down on.

>>10230103
it's just a leaf dude... go outside and eat a leaf if you want to

>>10224654
Well I would hope so, it was a show about food after all.

>>10229761
Stop watching shit anime.

>>10223981
Basically anything from Neopets.

>>10231046
Actually to add onto this, any food from the Paper Mario series and any actual fictional food from Maplestory

>>10227436
zoombinis you little shit

I was a fat fuck kid because Dr. Seuss always made me hungry

>>10227436
this game made me who I am today

>>10227649

>>10228047
>triggershit
Please leave.

>>10224106
You mo-HE-ny, right
No.
SPONGEBOB! Kill this man.

>>10226801

>>10233255
Let's go to the Shell Shack!
They've got a fucking dog.

>>10230103
this for some fucking reason

>nobody has posted CHOCO CHOCOLATEY CHEESE

Steamed hams

>>10226269
this, unironically

>>10224580
I see these in Albany.

Slurm from Futurama. I know, that there was a slurm energy drink, but it just tasted like a shitty red bull clone

>>10235519
i mean, look at this! How could you not crave the cool slimy sensation of drinking slurm? I always imagined it as thicker, sweeter and better mountain dew.

>>10227436
You don't happen to know any old educational computer games where some dudes ask you to make and deliver cookie pies or some shit do you?

>>10224061
what is this from?

https://youtu.be/9mqwY11cKWU

This entire episode

Hay fries from MLP. I grew up on a farm, and the smell of hay brings back some really nice memories. If there was a way to make hay edible/delicious, I'd eat it every goddamn day

>>10236967
i have some good news for you anon

>>10226054
Assuming you're eating unfertilized eggs no.
That would be like asking if eating menstrual blood is cannibalism.

>>10223981

Everything from Redwall ever. Even the Skilly n Duff

>>10223981
Snozzberries

>>10230103
>no greenfoods here and i'm still hungry

>>10224464
>sauceless, cheeseless disks of bread being passed off as "pizza"
>cheaty bullshit like making a reduction/sauce thing out of jelly beans and putting a little get drizzle on the pizza to make it a "jelly bean" pizza
>used red "licorice " garnish instead of actually using the interesting flavor profile of licorice
I really hate this guy.

yum

>>10223981

>>10224492
Always imagined those things were like malted milk balls

>>10232977
sensible chuckle

>>10233052

Who touched you in a bad way, anon?

>>10239072

F

>>10227174
I just assumed it was like eating orange or lemon chicken.

>>10230373
Bitter melon and some kind of fish. There's probably other things in there and the color makes me think this is more like a stew or chowder than soup.

How has this not been posted yet? Tiny pizza. Ding. Big bizza.

>>10228631
They look like popcorn chicken but they probably taste just like butterfly shrimp

>>10227436
This is now a zoombinis thread.

I think it's partly because I DID think those riceballs were eclairs/donuts as a kid, but seriously, even knowing they're riceballs now, the food in this episode looks seriously delicious to me for just being picnic food.

>>10235522
I always though it was just a thicker Surge.

>>10239615
>>10239615
>>10239615

play online for free

https://classicreload.com/win3x-logical-journey-of-the-zoombinis.html

>>10226789
They all do.
>Gah! I fucking hate fish!

>>10239712
Oh shit nigga! Good stuff!

>>10231046
Damn you.

Slowpoke tails.

Dragon steak

>>10226266
You can just go to africa and eat that dude

>>10226813
You can make Grandma's Soup. I've made it before, as my own creation. It's very good, atleast the way I made it.

Butternut squash and sweet potato soup with spicy sausage. You roast the squash and potato, blend it all up together with a nice spiced broth (or water) and then add the sausage as little meatballs or as small ground up bits. You can season the squash and potatos before you roast them or in the soup.

It's some good shit.

>>10227174
Here lad fried squid. Cheap as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkhBO3uxxnU

>>10236967
So, beer?

>>10239756
Why were they so expensive? Even hitting the money cap you were one Poke dollar short.

>>10224544
garmonbozia > ambrosia

Just one bite

>>10241565

>>10228211
Literally anything from this show sounds amazing. I don't even like seafood but I'd eat it if someone made it like they do.

Always wanted one of these

>>10224068
With that level of flame she's gonna burn the shit out of those eggs

anyone else?

>>10224493
And now look at you. Holding your nose up high and refusing to eat mainstream 'hipster' pizza

honk

Butterbeer was always one of those things I wanted to try so fucking badly. I've had the stuff from Universal Studios and made my own, it's good both ways but it's just one of those things where your idea of what it'll be like will probably never match up to reality.

I am half convinced those ketchup and mustard containers don't exist because I have never seen them a single time in my life.

>>10224509
Yep, they are definitely real. My dad worked a summer job as the manager for a pool that also sold snacks or whatever. I would go with him to the candy warehouse to pick up supplies and I remember seeing tons of boxes of Wonka. Dad never bought those though.

>>10241742
A small poboy shop I ate at all the time had them back where I used to live, I know they exist for sure. Just look up "ketchup and mustard bottles" on google and you'll see tons of places to buy 'em.

I always thought it was candy

>>10241774

>>10241777
That's a mighty fine looking butter cracker.

>>10235519
see, i was about to say this...but i'd like that super concentrated slurm that fry was addicted to on the factory tour

i like to think it takes like mountain dew^2, but like a syrup

>>10228039
hot does not mean unrealistic
fatty

>>10241742
they do, and i swear that condiments from them taste better than from a regular bottle

this strange looking meat that is in almost every anime in existence

>>10239188
ask someone clad in green to piss into a flask

>>10241802
>implying size F breasts on a 20 inch waist is realistic or hot
shiggitity

>>10228679
Isn't it illegal across the sector?

>>10228951
The description alone makes me want to try one:
"having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick"

>>10239348
You'd need a Black & Decker microwave though

My gf's pussy desu

>>10230373
Did anyone else play twp on gc instead of the wii? Best version imo.

>>10241716
Fucking nostalgia. I miss the days before neocash.

>>10226801
This kills the anon.

>>10227155
>nuka cola and sunset sasparilla

This

>>10227013
THIS

>>10239653
>I DID think those riceballs were eclairs/donuts as a kid

>>10227207
is this a food item? looks a lot like devil may cry points

>>10239259
Japanese pumpkin you mong

>>10241742
...?
You can buy them at walmart

>>10239653
>I DID think those riceballs were eclairs/donuts as a kid

>>10241378
You can buy them cheaper for a short amount of time later in the game.

>>10244598
>>10245473
Not that guy, but I thought they at least had some kind of amazing filling and that the sea weed was actually chocolate or something.

>>10224188
https://youtu.be/xgq5-rWqysQ
?

>>10224463
>you can just make/buy dinosaur meat

fuck off

>>10241741
Which one have you had? I was at the osaka universal and they had both a regular soda kinda one topped with cream, and a slushy version topped with some other kinda cream and a slightly different flavor

Anyone tried anything from this?

Anything from Toriko

>>10224157
Meh, I've lived a good life.

>>10246669
Definitely.
Tommyrod is my favorite animu.

Krustyburger, Duff beer and Buzz cola

>>10224192
fuckin yes i always wanted to eat these
except for that disgusting veal the richer people ate and thought was good get fuced

>>10246679
I always imagined a krusty burger would be similar to A&W

>>10246682
>>10246679

>>10239653
>I DID think those riceballs were eclairs/donuts as a kid

>>10233488

Chocolate and cheese is pretty great, I like to put a slice of mature cheddar on chocolate digestives every now and again.

>>10224061
>as a kid
>kid
Oh boy.
Still would drink though.
Even made my own homemade bottled ones like the pic. during the Black Ops I era.

>>10242016
Happened to a cousin of mine, 24/25 in waist f/g tits. Her and her sister. She got a breastfeeding reduction though

Breast reduction wtf, autocorrect

I want to eat spirit medicine from The Breaker.

>>10224527
They have that at a restaurant in Universal Studios in Florida.

>>10246634
>implying they don't sell chicken, turkey, duck, goose, quail, squab, and ostrich at markets

>>10227436
good fuckin times i still have the cd rom

>>10246640
I think I had both, though I preferred the non-frozen kind.

>>10246676
but it's low fat!

>>10241719
I know that feel.

>>10228679

I want to try Aldebaran whiskey too.

>it is...it is...it is green

>>10242083

As far as I know, in canon it's been illegal since the federation/romulan war shortly after the events in Enterprise and was only legalized when the two allied against the dominion during the events of DS9.

>>10239712
i'm gonna get so baked and play the shit outta this

>>10247753
is this that manga with the infamous rape arc?

>>10238547
good call. always wanted some of that watercress pie and strawberry fizz etc

i'd fuck a hot mouse ngl

>>10226269
This

>>10248161
>implying any of those are brontosaurus

>>10241696
yes, though i can say i never understood their obsession with jawbreakers. it was even airing at a time when nobody went to candy stores and nobody even ate jawbreakers

>>10227291
>ywn experience adventure with rufio and the lost boys

>>10239243
You're better off never trying it. Never ever ever trust a stoner.

>>10228951
There're several recipes based on the space ingredients listed in the book. Most of the ingredients are just space versions of regular liquor, but I still have yet to puzzle out what you should really substitute for Janx Spirit, the tooth of an algolian sun tiger, and zamphour.

>>10239188

>>10223981
>fictional
Healthy GMOs.

>>10246666
Yes, the pancake recipe is great. Never understood what the fuck banana pancakes have to do with star trek, but they were still pretty fuckin' great.

Also, sick satanic quads

>>10247753
>The Breaker
>Good

Maybe its more the cozyiness and experience itself but having some hobbit food would be cool.

Fuuuck it didn’t help that everyone thought it wasn’t delicious

>>10251027 *was

>>10241824
I always wanted to take shwarma/kabob meat and mold it around a toy bone. I think I could get a pretty close visual match.

>>10227803
you need to leave

>>10238524
I've seen it too.

>>10230103
I called broccoli tree stars till I was about 6 cause my mom would give it to me in my land before time bowl.

Most cakes and deserts in anime in general

/thread

>>10227436
when it's raining at primary school and you get to go on the computers at lunch and get a fkn zoombinis crowd going

>>10241770
OOOOOOOHHHHH SSHHHHHIIITTTT

>>10239348
boy ma you sure can rehydrate a pizza!!!

>>10223981

>>10249947
No, you must be thinking of Komi-san wa Komyusho desu.

>>10250979
The fuck are you on about? The Breaker is one of the best if not THE best martial arts stories in manga/manhwa.

>>10226266
same here. they made Popsicles with gummy bugs based off these so don't feel weird, they were awesome btw.

>>10251678
>real gummy bugs
>real
???

>>10236981
Call of Duty zombie mode pal

>>10251697
i just noticed that too. it's the same as gummy worms but yeah, thats fucked.

peaches are real but you get what i mean

>>10242300
i agree, i played both versions and felt like twp was better on gc

>>10239771
love this manga
laius' sister died from being swallowed by the dragon theyre eating, she got revived by marcille's dark elf magic then got kidnapped by the dungeon master and rebirthed her into a monster which laius wants to eat

>>10224188

>>10227174
I imagine they are larger kfc popcorn chicken