/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10222784
reddit

Everyone i've ever met from northern Indiana/southern michigan acts like him.

>>10222790

No you

he has a comfy voice and he makes great videos
my only problem with him is either he has incredibly low standards on what tastes great, or he's lying through his teeth
either that or people back in the 18th century had the pinnacle of culinary taste and we've all gone downhill since

still need to try that fried chicken recipe

>>10222834
>low standards on what tastes great, or he's lying through his teeth

I think it's more that he's a total nerd doing what he loves so he's just enthusiastic.

>>10222834
I think he's talking from his "acquired taste of nutmeg" perspective

>it's a flour and water cake cooked in campfire ash episode

>>10222784

Holy shit someone actually watches his videos? I watched him like last year and he only had a couple thousand views.

His show is dope as fuck. Its like Alton Brown on steroids.

>>10222784
>e-eceleb shit
kys

>>10222784
why is he always wearing a nightcap like he’s about to go to bed?

>>10222800

That black dude was chill as fuck, but I stopped watching this show around this time. It got really repetitive. I do remember the ultra qt enthusiastic milk maid though.

>>10222927

You answered your own question

>>10222867
This. At least he has a following, and he's doing more than most with his spergy subject of interest.

Great Youtube show, especially for stuff you can do yourself, but it's nowhere even close to Taste of History.

Townsend is peak kino and the culinary equivalent of Bob Ross

>>10222784

Too pure for this world. This shit makes me want to cry.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIi1bjl_iqE

>>10222800
did he refer to townsend as "massa townsend" in this reenactment?

fuck that kike

>>10222800

That black dude can cook. He's the real deal.

>>10222930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJL-HYSlvRM

>>10223016
>culinary equivalent of Bob Ross
yet another dude that set up production in Muncie, Indiana.
I don't know what it is about hoosiers.

>>10222889

Did we use all of the nutmegs? Why were they so common in this time period and then gone?

>>10222784
•C•O•M•F•Y•
•C•O•M•F•Y•
•C•O•M•F•Y•

>>10222784
Slowest talker on YouTube? Completely unwatchable except at 2x speed.

>>10223475

For early american, I like Walter Staib better. He's comfy af and his slight Germanic accent never fails to get me hard, no homo.

What an absurdly likeable man. Hos videos restore my faith in the human race.

And the pies and the chicken look dope.

>tfw when I tried the fried chicken recipe he put out recently and it literally turned out like Chick-Fil-A nuggets

Townsends is god-tier stuff. Him, Steve1989, and Primitive Technology are the holy trinity of YouTube Kino.

Hey, I'd forgotten about him.

Just watched a few. I like this one about "mushroom ketchup" (not what it sounds like, its a mushroom juice extraction) which looks like a nice condiment.

https://youtu.be/29u_FejNuks

>>10222784
god amongst men

the recipes are insanely simple and surprisingly good. he has a video for fish hand pies, which i made, and i like. and i made the apple custard pie a few times. ive met him. he's a swell man

>>10222800
That video was more interesting than I expected.

>>10222800
No slaves were that fuckin fat jfc

>>10224017
skinny black people are hard to find these days anon

>>10224043
Plenty of them in my basement at the moment.

>>10222784
based
only people who dislike him are /r/pol morons wrongfully acting like victims because of that one video

>>10224063
o-ok...

>>10222784

Super pleasant to watch. I'm not even particularly interested in that time period, his enthusiasm and wholesome nature just makes nice watching. You can't help but be at least a little interested.

>>10223240
>and then you wait for the butter to come
this was a pretty lewd video

>>10223240
Damn I bet she gives some pretty mind blowing handjobs

>>10223036
This makes me sad. This guy seems to care about history more than teachers. He can't even make a cooking video without politics getting involved.

>>10224147
>Keep your salt pork away from my butter

Unnfff

>>10222790
FPBP

>>10222800
I don't see how this is supposed to be a lefty video.

He didn't call it "Food of African-Americans," he called it "Food of the Enslaved."

>>10222784
why is he wearing a Santa's elf coat. He must have murdered an elf omg

>>10223311
Nutmeg is definitely still a thing, but its use in food declined with the growing divide between sweet and savory dishes.

It mostly gets used in baked goods and tropical cocktails today.

>>10223036
Does he ever explain why the brim of the hat is stapled to the crown?

>>10224147
>ywn get chided gently by butter girl for bringing dust into her dairy
>ywn pound a baby into her in an open field

>>10222901
thats bullshit but i believe it

>>10222901

>>10222798
?

>>10222784

Too much of a soyboy. Men back in the 18th century were tough guys making the nigs do the damn work.

I bet his wife has her own bull.

>>10224300
some people would have you cook steaks directly in a fire, on top of the ashes.

>>10222784
Interesting, relaxing, well researched, definitely too good for youtube. I am glad his autistic hobby turned into a profitable side business for him

>>10224331
that is some weird projection redit

>>10224331
That's a really specific assumption. Back to/pol/ bro

>>10224331
Tough guys do their own work. You don't know shit. Also, he' a hobbit, and he's happier that you'll ever be. But hey, keep on being TUFF, lmao.

>>10224331

Seek help

>>10222930
>>10223222
He comes across really well in those videos so I looked him up to binge watch him
>Black man who believes he was always Jewish blame whitey every 15 minutes
>Despite Jews being responsible for the slave trade and shit housing
I was very disappointed, outside of those videos there's no comfy

>>10223240
hnnnnggg

>>10224790
is that last one supposed to be crypto-Ainsley?

>>10223240

My sides

>>10224854
top kek

>>10224790
Two Wizards on a See-Saw, Two Old Ladies Talking, A Bunch Of Spirits Smiling, A Giant Robot Shrugging, A Couple Angels Interacting, A Human Pelvis?, A Torso Reaching Forwards with Massive Hands, Two Grotesque Figures back to Back WIth Their Hands Poised Outwards Palms Down

>>10224940
>autism

>>10224943
.t Internet Psychiatrists

>>10224063
>having sex with animals
Have fun with your dickrot

>>10224974
t. NIGGER

>>10224017
Maybe he ate one of the other ones.

haha do you know what would be funny? If I called something soy or reddit because I didn't like it. ahah.

>>10225060

Based sarcasm poster

>>10224854

Saved

>>10223475
Your childhood has damaged your attention span.

>>10224283
Ive done the second one. The baby wasnt worth it.

>>10222965
BASED walter with the heavy cweam

>>10224064
What vid?

>>10222790
This is the opposite of reddit you peasant

>>10222784
proper old testament debauchery

>>10224142
This. Though I did find some videos that are interesting, like the cast iron seasoning and the creation of portable soup.

Has anyone tried any of this recipes? The fried chicken legit looks amazing, not like a novelty.

it's weird the way he handles sausages but I guess he's alright

He weirdly reminds me of my middle school biology and religion teacher in how absolute harmless he is.
You simply can hardly imagine him having an angry outburst or even an evil thought.

He weirdly reminds me of my middle school biology and religion teacher in how absolutly harmless he is.
You simply can hardly imagine him having an angry outburst or even an evil thought.

>>10226605

So you're guessing he's a pedophile then?

>>10226605
Rumor has it he fucks like a monster in bed

>>10225314
No, it's because I'm old enough to realize I'm not immortal.

>>10226771

How was the 19th birthday btw?

>>10223311
You aren't from CT

>>10224790
A wolf mask, two feet, one guy crossing his arms with two shadow familiars around him, a CTF-3D Cataphract with two missile pods on his side torsos, two butterflies, two seals kissing, a zoanthrope and two of this guy

>>10226932

>>10222784
I secretly patted him on the butt at a fair in Michigan. He's not the only Youtuber whose butt I touched.

>>10222834
>we've all gone downhill since

Well...

>>10222834
>>10227015

Counter point: the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup I just had after lunch

>>10224790
>Two cowboys tipping their hats at each out
>two old men facing each other
>A rat man with a mask covering his eyes
>A man with shows on his hands
>two fairies facing each others
>A spider's face
>A lamb's skull
>Two man facing away from each other, hands raised

>>10222790
Go fuck yourself you contrarian piece of garbage.

>>10224147
>if i sped up i would make the butter come faster

maybe not the butter but definitely me

>>10222784
I saw one of his videos recently because it appeared in my suggested videos, hadn't heard of the channel before. It was some bacon and eggs thing. I found it to be uninteresting, it was just a guy making food in a costume.

>>10222790
>only watches Latvian potato preparation videos on the deepweb

Anyone been to Walter Staib's restaurant City Tavern in Philly? It's expensive but it's based.

>>10222784
based show.
>>10222790
anyone who makes that claim is auto-reddit, since you browse there enough to know what is popular.

>>10222784
>"Now let me show you how to hang kikes 18th century style"

Amazing.

>>10227429
It was a different time.

>>10223240
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a telephone.

>>10223240
>>10227509

All that cheese must make her super gassy haha

>>10223240
Damn, she could be making some serious dosh on the side as a femdomme. Imagine the hours long edging session as she trikes you while you're bound to the cool dairy house floor. Chatting, socializing as if you don't exist. Chiding you for moaning and breaking the calmness of the dairy.
Once your blue balls are as firm and hard as a butterball, she'll wrap them in cheese cloth and apply pressure, kneading and squeezing until all the buttermilk is finally released.

>>10227659
go jack off you dumbass

>>10227895
Leagues ahead of you, buddo

>>10227659

Cringe

>>10227659
Didn't you forget something faggot? You're not allowed in the dairy! You'll only make it dirty.

>>10224248
Wut I put this shit on everything I bbq

>>10224234
I'm not certain that the poster meant it's leftist, but it is a leftist meme to credit American BBQ to blacks.

>>10225900
the orange fool vid
they literally thought it was an anti trump vid

>>10229054
>leftist meme to credit American BBQ to blacks.
If by "leftist meme" you mean truth, then yes, yes it is the truth.

>>10229054

Cry more, pussy.

>>10229054
>>10229236
>>10229588
I mean I dunno if you can attribute cooking meat over fire to any particular culture

>>10229236
Scots were barbecuing before niggers were ever traded to Jews for beads and shipped here.

>>10229610
I'm sure Arabs had some form of bbq as well

>>10229599
>>10229610
>>10229614
These are all the correct answer, the concept of cooking meat is not unique to anyone, claiming it as a form of ethnic chest-pounding is stupid as fuck and #woke tier.

>>10229610
WE
WUZ
PITKANGZ

>>10222930
that fat nigger was an effeminate and gluttonous faggot.

>>10224790
seek a black bull.

Fucking antifa put this dude in their doxx article about me because i subscribed to him and blaire white lmao

>>10230003
KEK
Remember when he made that video about an orange drink and libcucks chimped in the comments about drumpf and he made a video out of frustration asking people to stop politicizing his channel?

>>10224331
The memes have fully consumed this anon, they are no longer able to communicate through any other means besides memes. Tragic.

>>10229976
Seek therapy, retard.

>>10230189
Ignore it and try to forget that faggot exists. Best advice I've got for you.

>>10222834
it's like those fags that go around eating street food, everything is so good because if they said any of it tasted like shit they might be racist

>>10230207
I.. don't think thats why they say it tastes good, it probably always tastes god because its always fucking meat with spices.

>>10225026
why

>>10222790
eat a dick

He looks like 18th century american gordon ramsay.

>>10223036
Yeah this is why I stopped watching. There's politics in every fucking YouTube video made, and his were remarkably tempered down and respectful considering his genre and the modern climate and he still got butthurt enough to make this video

>>10224331
stop thinking about dicks

>>10229610
no, BBQ is a native caribbean thing, frying chicken in animal fat is scottish though so if you want to claim that then go ahead Calum

>>10223240
>>10227659
she seems like shes missing some marbles

>>10222784
Charming man who does his best despite his obvious lack of culinary experience or taste.

>>10222784
His videos are sometime a little too talky and slow. He's too worried about seeming polite and thanking his viewers and such. You want to say to him "whatever man it's cool just start fuckin' cooking already"

>>10223867
>I like this one about "mushroom ketchup" (not what it sounds like, its a mushroom juice extraction) which looks like a nice condiment.
Banana and mushroom ketchup taste so much like tomato ketchup, you'd be hard pressed to actually know it wasn't made from tomatoes without being shown a label. They're more delicious, kind of the chili sauce level of spices.

>>10222800
do americans really let blacks touch their food?

>>10222784

this was a fun thread op thank you

>>10230920

I want to thank you for all your tremendous support you give us and for coming along on this experiment as we savor the aromas of the 18th century.

>>10230488
>BBQ is a native caribbean thing

>>10224331
>>10229054
>>10229610
>>10229947
>>10229976
>>10230003
>>10230916
>>10231825

Cancer here to ruin and decent thread.

>>10223240

Women with a strong interest in something really get me going.

>Mmmm! That flavor!

Literally every single time.

>>10223859
I got into his videos and I made the fried chicken about a year ago and it was amazing.

>>10225325
Do you still see the child?

>>10223036
>>10224854

>>10222965
spwectacular!

if he didn't want backlash he shouldn't have allowed an anti-white nigger on his show while claiming all southern food is black. The orange fool thing was clearly aimed at trump as well

>>10222913
i hate alton brown. He is an insufferable faggot. He reminds me of a middle school teacher trying to be cool and funny while being informative at the same time.

Also, in all places on TV i've seen alton outside of good eats, he is a massive annoying douche bag

>>10232985

Kill yourself. Seriously, no memes. Go drink drain cleaner.

>>10232985
An orange-flavored dessert from more than two hundred years ago is an attack on the current President of the United States?

>>10232985
>>10233125
The shit I read on this retarded site, good fucking lord.

>>10233094
>>10233125
>>10233202
>if I don't understand subtlety, it doesn't exist

seriously.....

>>10232985
you are the winner of 'the dumbest thing i've read today' award. congrats! please feel free to permanently stop breathing very soon.

>>10233215
>I'm not retarded! You just don't get my subtlety.

Fuck this guy, he is a cunt
I got banned from his shop by his staff because I went and jokingly as in, AS A JOKE, made a comment about being Michael Twitty's master and wanting to know if they'd seen him because he needed to finish ploughing the fields. They fucking kicked me out for that shit! Jesus christ. I thought 18th century reenactors would be more redpilled but I guess not.

>>10232985
>>10233266

Just stop.

>>10223311
Dutch here, it's fucking everywhere. I cannot make soup without mace.

>>10223240
>qt
>same name as my sister
Ruined

>>10223089

kek

>>10224790

> Chicken corps
> Menstrual blood
> Buddhist monk
> '70's dancer
> Two mosquitos
> Raccoon face
> Women's ovaries
> Reaching goblins

Alright doc, what's going on with my mind?

>>10222790

>>10232985
truthbomb

>>10232985
based

>>10232985
I can't believe you're getting downvoted

>>10232985
elite truthie

>>10232985
based lad destroying plebbit with a single truthbomb ama

>>10232985
>>10234836
>>10234847
>>10234858
>>10234865
>>10234874

4chan isn't dead, they said

>>10222927
who the fuck wears a nightcap even when they are about to go to bed?

>>10236417
nevermind I see now it's some historical reenactment shit

>>10224790
its just faces i don't get it

>>10236510

FBI notified

>>10222800

>>10238148

>>10224940
when i show my metal friends true metal

>>10239693

epin

>>10233000
Fuck off, Alton Brown is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>10238148
is this a boss fight?

>>10239704

Wait, posting a gun a knife and a watch on the internet? Is this even legal? He must be really tough...

>>10239932
No, he's just not a fag like you.

>>10224017
Slave food was caloric as fuck because they did hard manual labor day in day out.
They'd basically be eating on the scale of an Olympian, but also they'd only have access to flour, lard, pig guts, and peppers.

>>10239932

That Sassio watch is very sexually challenging.

>>10222784
he's ok, overrated by this board

>>10239948
>le based reality show host holds gun and gets picture taken

Lol America

>>10240262
>man defends unpopular right despite working in an industry notorious for wanting to smother any dissent against the left
>Europoor gets scared after expanding the image and has already called the NHS, officers of peace are on their way to beat him severely and seize his computer and any deadly weapons (cutlery) in his possession
God save the queen

>>10240285
>man defends unpopular right despite working in an industry notorious for wanting to smother any dissent against the left

The man's a tv show cook, anon. He's not a hero for posting pictures of holding guns on twitter. No one gives a shit but marks like you.

Downhill after he made the orange fool video. Love hoe he backtracked on it

>>10222800
this was easily his most uncomfortable episode.

Dude is based as fuck, makes comfy vids, fosters interest in history & heritage, his daughter is adorable, he's pretty honest if something comes out bad and there was that one time he almost got visibly angry when correcting the hordes of spazzing SJWs because they thought his 'orange fool' recipe was a trump reference

>>10240757
Wasnt backtracking at all, he sincerely had no intention of making that connection. Fools as a dessert were massively popular in that time period, and the orange fool was a staple dessert of the washington household

>>10233266
You made a distasteful racially charged comment about one of their friends, what were you expecting you blithering fuckwit

>>10240984
yeah those darn right winger SJWs

>>10241024
You could make a case that there are social justice warriors for the right wing. Just for whites or whatever. I feel like what they meant by this was that same whiny college campus i'm offended by this talk. The right wing does it too. I.E. Tomi Lahren

>>10241034
Sorry I meant e.g. for example gratia not i.e. for id est.

>>10241024
What are you on about right wing? Tons of liberals were applauding his sick drumpf burn until he came out saying wtf are you guys talking about

>>10241041
Uhh my man I am pretty positive that video was a response to people being angry at the idea that the drink may have been making fun of Trump. Are you a Martian?

>>10240987
A day before 4th of july he releases a video titled orange fool. Its too coincidental

>>10241024
Good point. SJWs are far less whiny then your average /pol/ user.

>>10241047
At the time i was seeing a fairly equal ratio of people saying 'lol good one!' and others saying 'wow this made me lose respect for your channel'... both sides being idiots.

>>10241024
It's funny that you see it that way, because asserting that American barbecue should not be attributed solely to blacks triggered several replies about how I'm cancer, untruthful, and a crying pussy. SJWs are the most atrocious posters on this site, and the vast majority of the right wing BS that is posted is a mirror. I like Jas, and I don't want a bunch of spergs (SJW or reactionary right) to mess his channel up. At the same time, it's Youtube, which I don't care much about. He has a nice merchandise website. It would be wonderful to see his videos posted primarily there, perhaps only using Youtube as a mirror site. He likely relies on ad revenue from Youtube, though, so he has to care, and I understand his frustration in that case.

>>10241088
He makes $12000 a year from patreon alone. His videos bring in about $80k annually. Then theres his merch site which makes a decent amount.
Plus all his plug ins and sponsers so his costs are virtually zero

>>10240984
>>10241041
>>10241066

Yea this is complete delusion. I remember the Orange Fool video, he made the followup because his comment section was brigaded by /pol/tards.

He didn't make this >>10223036 because SJWs said, "Good Trump burn!" He made it because because people told him they were going tor rape his daughter for being a Jew loving shill cuck.

>>10224790
Butter fly, two sea horses, a tree, a man awkwardly standing pidgeon-toed, two fish, a horrifying mickey mouse standing amidst blood spatter with his arms spread, a dragon fly, two sinister men back to back

>>10241056
>A day before 4th of july he releases a video titled orange fool. Its too coincidental
He was at Mount Vernon. They had a fucking citrus orchard.

>>10222784
I get an almost Mr. Rogers vibe from watching his show sometimes. It's wholesome and positive overall without being patronizing or silly.

>>10241652
>people told him they were going tor rape his daughter for being a Jew loving shill cuck
Whoa. I mean I'm not a fan of the jews, but that's pretty fuckin harsh.

>>10230189

Never heard of shitposting before?

New to the internet son?

>>10222927
Probably to keep his hair out of the food. Why do chefs wear stupid hats? Same reason.

>>10232160
It's sad that things are this way

>>10241680
Ironically, he was prophetic because our orange pres is a fool, but I agree at the time I don't think he intended it.

>>10241697
It's like that girl /lit/ scared away for being genuinely interested in books. I seriously wonder how Mr Rogers would have dealt with the internet, or what he would have said to us if he knew we were behaving the way we do

>>10241697
Mr.Rogers wasn't one big advertisement
this is more like the somewhat amusing Ronco commercials

>>10244727
He would have said the same thing he always said:
>It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

Sounds like 4chan in a nutshell.

>>10244832
you forgot the part where he tries to gauge how freaked out you would be if he shared his guro notebook

>>10223240
(((Zimmerman)))

>>10228893
Guess she'll have to make me a sissy

>>10244823

That's fair but his shilling isn't forceful

>>10240285
>against the left
fucking burgers

>>10222913
I always watch him when I can't sleep

>>10224790
Feet, feet, soles, feet, feet, dick crushed by feet, one foot, me and my clone looking for feet.

>>10223240
OH MY GOD she's so fucking CUTE.
A CUTE!

>>10224790
>a mask for an alien with 4 eyes
>nothing
>some kind of sigil, crossed bones, sculls, flowers
>a monster with eyes floating above it
>a bird squashed in half by a car
>a frog
>vishnu
>two demons standing back to back

>>10224849
Gay

>>10224940
Gay

>>10226932
Gay

>>10227059

>>10234548
Gay

>>10236510
Gay

>>10241669
Mega gay

>>10248132
Gay

>>10248181
Gay

>>10248448
Thanks for the (You). I appreciate it, even if it's a shitty (You).

>>10248448
Thanks.

>>10248461
Gay

>>10248594
Gay

>>10222901
This is an intelligent way to get women to not complain about cooking on a campfire.

>>10229236
>>10229588
>>10231890
Kikes please don't shit on blue boards.

>>10223240

Imagine a deepfake based on this

>>10241652
Don't sexualize Ivy.

>>10222784
this guy looks like a hobo that i found unconscious at a bus station when i was a teenager. i threw pretzel bits on top of him and the pidgeons got all over him he he he he

>>10233125
>orange
>from more than two hundred years ago
you tell me

>>10224790
pig, prawns, cthulu, wrestler, angels, caterpillars sitting on plants, dragonfly, evil masterminds

>>10253109
Gay

>>10223240
She reminds me of Canada's PM and I feel like her skin would be all buttery. Maybe it's the bonnet.

>>10223240

Is it possible she's the first autistic woman?

>>10223867
Made it to his specifications once, but with shiitake. Words cannot describe how fucking tasty that shit was.

>>10230599

Now that I think about it, ketchup tastes nothing like tomatoes.

>>10222784
he's a filthy kike

can you cringy sperglords PLEASE stop smearing his comment sections in shit? I'm tired of seeing idiots greentext on his videos, making lame attempts at being witty, or practically yelling "LMAO I CUM FROM LE 4CHINZ LOOK AT DIS EBIN IMAGEBOARD CULTURE REFERENCE BANT XD"
you're not funny, you're just embarrassing yourselves

>>10223240

As if I didn't have enough uniform fetishes already.

Is it just me, or does this guy's videos not teach you shit half the time? Like somehow he makes a 15 minute video about some kind of dish, but like doesn't even delve into making it. The concepts of his videos are cool, but I feel like I didn't learn anything after watching one. Like they leave me with blue balls. It's super hard to explain but maybe someone else will get what I'm saying.