/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10219849
thanks i'll have the grilled cheese

>>10219849
I'll have the partridge my good man. With a side of grilled fois gras and toast.

Any wine recommendations for the meal?

>>10219849
You fucked up your greentext, fag, delete your thread.

>>10219849
What was the rabbits name, what breed was it, and how cute was its fluffy nose? I'll take it regardless, extra crispy on the fries.

>>10219849
Can I get mashed potatoes? :)

I'll just have a xanax please, robert.

>>10219849
I noticed you have chicken tenders and macaroni for kids. Can I just get like a triple order of that?

Hmmmm, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O.

>>10219849
are the mud soup and charcoal arugula outrageous here or no

I have never had rabbit and would be interested to try it.

No vegetarian options? Bon soir, au revoir

>>10219885

One in every crowd.

I bet you want carrots instead of asparagus and a Lemon Drop "martini".

Having to eat this kind of stuff on a regular basis might make me go absolutely insane

>>10220210
You don't say?

>>10220210
you mean like a psycho or...?

>>10219849

You have? You mean the restaurant has. You don’t have any swordfish meatloaf. The restaurant does. You don’t have the raspberry coulis. The restaurant does. Just, you know, clarify.

>>10220222
check'd mr dubsman

>>10219849
Delightful. I'll start with the ravioli and I'll take the rabbit as my entree. Oh, and please bring us a selection of wines.

>>10220334
>autism is hovering around 40%
Please don't go any further. My poor heart can't take it.

>>10220334
Cringe

>>10220455
>>10220222
Checkin em

>>10219849
>swordfish tartare with caramelized onion relish
>partridge breast WITH raspberry coulis and sorrel rice pilaf
>grilled hare with herbed pomme frites
>ravioli con calimari in a floral scented broth

It's really not that hard.

>>10220222

>>10220222
numerals obseved

>>10219849
Wow, those seem like very substantial entrées. What have you got for plats principal? Anything with sage?

>>10220222
My man.

>>10220222
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>>10219849
I’ll have a burger thanks

How many ravioli do I get with the pasta?

>>10221488
2

>>10219849
where does the Swordfish originate? The squid too for that manner, far too much seafood comes from third world polluted oceans for my taste.

>>10221554
Fresh from South China Sea